Profile for Sir Sand Goblin:

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• has posted 30 stories and 11 replies on question of the week
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Recommendations:
"you're funny, you're the kindest person I know, ou see the good in everyone, you care, you have AWESOME hair, manage to be totally shambolic and amusing at the same time, and you have an EVIL sense of humour" - The Star

"general air of chaos" - Daily Record

"when I've met goblin of late, he's been remarkably lucid and concise" - The Economist

"There are people who've predicted that one day you will turn into a great man,
on recent form, there's a chance they will be proved right" - Ham & High

"I love him. He is incredible. But also, a cunt" - Weight Watchers Magazine

"You are a dry bastard- incapable of sentient though witout provocation!" - 100% Biker

"I cant figure out if you're mentally ill
playful or just a complete twat." - Country Living

"You're my favourite schizophrenic member" - BarelyLegal.com

"that mental woman from Cardiff" - White Dwarf

"I don't know what your going on about but it made me laugh" - Beast FM

"SSG KING OF THE WORLD" - Razzle

"you are a genuinely lovely man and you thoroughly deserve to have a beautiful girlfriend" Cunt Magazine

"you're like some sort of god" SAGA





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The new craze sweeping a nation.

(Tue 3rd Jan 2006, 22:00, More)

the vending machine was out of order.

(Thu 10th Jun 2004, 20:24, More)

Ice Ice Baby.

(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 18:11, More)

What a lovely vie...
AAEEEP!


(Fri 24th Oct 2003, 1:47, More)

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Best answers to questions:

» Dad Jokes

well, whenever my dad walks past a bunch of thistles,
he stops at one of them, points, and claims that "this'll do".

Aha.
He also likes to put his willy in the toaster.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:15, More)

» Breakin' The Law

ok, a friend of mine was "mashed out on exctasy pipes"
or somesuch.
It was raining, and he was miles from home.
He decided that, if he tried to sell some of his gear to the police, they would arrest him for dealing, and he would get a nice place to sleep for the night, or even get a lift home.
Sadly, when he tried to sell them his LSD tabs and big pile of extacy, they just told him to "go back and sleep in the gutter".
(Wed 7th Jan 2004, 20:46, More)

» Dad Jokes

jinx's one reminded me
of when me and my mates were watching a film, and my dad walked into the room and asked us if we wanted any cockporn.
he meant popcorn, but he's a bumbling idiot.
(Wed 10th Dec 2003, 2:30, More)

» Useless advice

I keep pulling my socks up,
and I might even invest in some sock suspenders, but I am not entirely optimistic about how well it will cure my crushing depression.
(Thu 19th Oct 2006, 15:02, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

My parents regularly tell me
that they love me.
If this is the case, why do they make me do the washing up?
Eh?
EH?
(Wed 14th Jan 2004, 22:43, More)

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