» Tales of the Unexplained

Chased by a coffin....
This happened a few years ago and it's true!

I left the local pub at about 11pm, got to the top of my road and I could hear a tap tap tap behind me....

Looked back and there was a coffin! I stopped and the coffin was still there....I took one step forward and the copped hopped forward!

I started to run for my life but the bloody coffin was behind me, I reached my front door and managed to open it and shut it before it could get me....

Then the coffin started to knock the door down!

As it crashed through my front door I ran upstairs in terror and hid in the bathroom....

I could hear the coffin hopping up the stairs and looking in all the bedrooms.....

Then it tried the door handle, realising it was locked it started to try and break through the door....I was shitting myself so much my ring was goatse size!

It broke through the door and in my desperation I started to throw things at it....

I was throwing everything I could find, towels, tampons, cotton wool balls, shaving foam and nothing would stop it!

It slowly started hopping towards me and in my desperation I started to throw the contents on the medicine cupboard at it....

Strepsils....no good

Aspirin....no good

And in my desperation I threw a bottle of Benylin at it!

And the coffin stopped.
(Fri 4th Jul 2008, 12:49, More)

» Tales of the Unexplained

Ghost caught in a commerical
About 10 seconds in you can see something travelling behind the car:

Link: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz1W_omigwg
(Thu 3rd Jul 2008, 13:07, More)

» Tightwads

It's a shredder....
I bought the wife a paper shredder a few years ago for her main christmas present....

She could see it was a rather large box and was getting excited about openeing it as she didnt have a clue what it was....

Well on christmas morning she eagerly opened it to find a Tesco value paper shredder....I could see the look of disbelief on her face so I told her look at how it cuts the paper.....

So she opened it and looked at the paper, inside with the paper was a pair of diamond earrings!

Okay so it was cheaper to buy a shredder than a nice big box to put the earrings in!
(Thu 30th Oct 2008, 15:40, More)

» Best Films Ever

Has to be.....
Flash Gordon!

Sound track by Queen!

Shouty bits by Brian Blessed!

What more you want!

Edit: Plus it was the first ever science fiction film I saw at the cinema.
(Thu 17th Jul 2008, 15:00, More)

» Pointless Experiments

Boredom + Office means potential death!
One boring afternoon at a certain bottle water company I was working at (might have sounded something like wowwop) me and a fellow coworker, who we shall call Nobby decided to try and 'motivate' ourselves using the following:

Pro Plus caffeine pills x 2
Kick drink from Tesco's x 1 (bloody awful stuff it is!)

Nobby, being a gung ho sort of chap, went first.....

After 5 minutes he started to sweat...

After 10 minutes his head was on the desk, still sweating....

Two minutes later he said his chest was hurting and he felt funny.

He looked it too...I dont think i've ever seen someone so white!

So Pro Plus and Kick drink from Tesco's do not mix!

If you dont belive me then try it!

EDIT: yeah well some of you have and my mates a wuss! Didnt know there was two type of relentless drink though? will have to try some.
(Thu 24th Jul 2008, 14:24, More)