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MOUSEBAND!
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created by tahkcalb (piano, accordian), letum (bongos) and myself (flute). artfully stitched together by letum - cheers!
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freebase: first ruined 04/08/2008
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so stop fucking crying about it and post more freebase images, you gayshift babies
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MOUSEBAND!
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9200399
created by tahkcalb (piano, accordian), letum (bongos) and myself (flute). artfully stitched together by letum - cheers!
best pun-thread ever:
http://www.b3ta.com/board/9146615
freebase: first ruined 04/08/2008
http://www.pbase.com/thestateforbidsme/image/83358529
so stop fucking crying about it and post more freebase images, you gayshift babies
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» I witnessed a crime
i missed it...
one night a few months ago, directly across the road, someone's car got torched. not just burnt out, but it exploded, setting off house and car alarms, including my own which is parked directly under my bedroom window.
these details were filled in by my neighbour the next morning as i slept through the whole thing.
i used to joke about being able to sleep through a bomb going off. it is no longer a joke.
(Sat 16th Feb 2008, 10:07, More)
i missed it...
one night a few months ago, directly across the road, someone's car got torched. not just burnt out, but it exploded, setting off house and car alarms, including my own which is parked directly under my bedroom window.
these details were filled in by my neighbour the next morning as i slept through the whole thing.
i used to joke about being able to sleep through a bomb going off. it is no longer a joke.
(Sat 16th Feb 2008, 10:07, More)
» Shit Stories: Part Number Two
what's my name?
guess what i was suffering from when i joined up...
anyway, when my youngest was about six weeks old he was a little constipated. after half an hour of straining and going beetroot, i changed his nappy to find it empty. on closer inspection i found he had a lump of poo stuck halfway out of his bumhole. with a little manipulation i helped him get unstuck. have you seen a sausage machine in operation? well, that's what it resembled...only i had to catch a greenish-brown sausage in the nappy, and coiled it up like the world's grossest walnut whip. stretched out it must have been nearly a foot long.
he then let out a huge sigh and fell asleep.
(Fri 28th Mar 2008, 22:40, More)
what's my name?
guess what i was suffering from when i joined up...
anyway, when my youngest was about six weeks old he was a little constipated. after half an hour of straining and going beetroot, i changed his nappy to find it empty. on closer inspection i found he had a lump of poo stuck halfway out of his bumhole. with a little manipulation i helped him get unstuck. have you seen a sausage machine in operation? well, that's what it resembled...only i had to catch a greenish-brown sausage in the nappy, and coiled it up like the world's grossest walnut whip. stretched out it must have been nearly a foot long.
he then let out a huge sigh and fell asleep.
(Fri 28th Mar 2008, 22:40, More)
» Karma
karma taught, i listened
when i was about 18 or so, i was a CB radio fan (CB radio = IRC with your actual voice), and a bit of an opportunistic tea-leaf.
where i lived at the time, there was a semi-derelict building a couple of streets away with a large radio antenna attached to it, prolly from a taxi company or something like. much larger than the one i had at the time. so, one night i went there with the intention of ripping it off that wall, and bolting it onto my wall.
i fell at the first hurdle. i climbed over a six-foot fence, but as it was dark (and i was dumb enough not to take a torch) i didn't notice the twelve foot drop on the other side. i was lucky not to break any bones or land on something pointy.
i had a huge scrape of skin missing down my leg and various other cuts and bruises, and climbing out of that dark hole hurt like hell and took what felt like an hour.
since then, the only thing i will steal is time. i.e., the foreman has gone home early, let's wrap up and fuck off.
(Sat 23rd Feb 2008, 3:18, More)
karma taught, i listened
when i was about 18 or so, i was a CB radio fan (CB radio = IRC with your actual voice), and a bit of an opportunistic tea-leaf.
where i lived at the time, there was a semi-derelict building a couple of streets away with a large radio antenna attached to it, prolly from a taxi company or something like. much larger than the one i had at the time. so, one night i went there with the intention of ripping it off that wall, and bolting it onto my wall.
i fell at the first hurdle. i climbed over a six-foot fence, but as it was dark (and i was dumb enough not to take a torch) i didn't notice the twelve foot drop on the other side. i was lucky not to break any bones or land on something pointy.
i had a huge scrape of skin missing down my leg and various other cuts and bruises, and climbing out of that dark hole hurt like hell and took what felt like an hour.
since then, the only thing i will steal is time. i.e., the foreman has gone home early, let's wrap up and fuck off.
(Sat 23rd Feb 2008, 3:18, More)