Profile for The Twisted Omentum:
First of all, The Fiend did this brilliant graffiti for me...
Great eh?
I am an amateur (although if anyone would like to change that they are more than welcome) cartoonist who occasionally believes himself to be the Statue of Liberty:
I have a cat called LouLou who likes spending lots of cash at House of Chat...
I also have a cat called Evie who is a bit weight conscious..
They like watching the pigeons outside our window
Whilst I like drawing and photoshop, I have only recently combined the two....
Some of my favourite photoshop animations are...
Some of my favourite cartoons are....
(Custer's Second to last stand)
("Now THERE's your problem")
(Big cats of the Serengeti discover internet shopping)
(Tony Christie asks a stupid question)
(Gerald had always been a pushover for women with big thumbs)
Now for the horrid bit - my name. This is what happens when you get a Twisted Omentum - they take it out.
I leave this here to remind me..."
CFB"
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First of all, The Fiend did this brilliant graffiti for me...
Great eh?
I am an amateur (although if anyone would like to change that they are more than welcome) cartoonist who occasionally believes himself to be the Statue of Liberty:
I have a cat called LouLou who likes spending lots of cash at House of Chat...
I also have a cat called Evie who is a bit weight conscious..
They like watching the pigeons outside our window
Whilst I like drawing and photoshop, I have only recently combined the two....
Some of my favourite photoshop animations are...
Some of my favourite cartoons are....
(Custer's Second to last stand)
("Now THERE's your problem")
(Big cats of the Serengeti discover internet shopping)
(Tony Christie asks a stupid question)
(Gerald had always been a pushover for women with big thumbs)
Now for the horrid bit - my name. This is what happens when you get a Twisted Omentum - they take it out.
I leave this here to remind me..."
CFB"
Recent front page messages:
Probably bindun
I guess the words could go on the back of a T Shirt
(Sat 15th Aug 2009, 12:46, More)
I guess the words could go on the back of a T Shirt
(Sat 15th Aug 2009, 12:46, More)
Sorry McToyboy - had to because of Hedgehog's "Lolmuslims" challenge suggestion
(Mon 1st Jun 2009, 20:56, More)
(Mon 1st Jun 2009, 20:56, More)
Did this years ago - hence the fax rather than a scanner
thought you might like!
(Thu 27th Nov 2008, 18:38, More)
thought you might like!
(Thu 27th Nov 2008, 18:38, More)
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» Bastard Colleagues
I won't go into detail......
about the tosser himself, but let's just say he was my boss at the time and an expert at jumping on shoulders when there was credit to be claimed and disappearing when something went wrong.
Amyway I had been developing a successful client relationship with a client (obviously) when they asked me to pitch for a large piece of work. Along I went and we won the job. We arranged a meeting for the following week to sign the contract and this git said he would come along to put "names to faces".
Yep you guessed it - when we got back he claimed he'd won the work etc and claimed (and got) all the credit.
I was not happy (!) but he knew nothing about computers so when he was away from his desk I went into the "autocorrect" function in Microsoft Word on his machine and set it so everytime he typed in his surname ("SINGER") it changed it to "WANKER". He went mental - espcially as he sent out several letters without noticing.
Revenge can be sweet.
(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 16:39, More)
I won't go into detail......
about the tosser himself, but let's just say he was my boss at the time and an expert at jumping on shoulders when there was credit to be claimed and disappearing when something went wrong.
Amyway I had been developing a successful client relationship with a client (obviously) when they asked me to pitch for a large piece of work. Along I went and we won the job. We arranged a meeting for the following week to sign the contract and this git said he would come along to put "names to faces".
Yep you guessed it - when we got back he claimed he'd won the work etc and claimed (and got) all the credit.
I was not happy (!) but he knew nothing about computers so when he was away from his desk I went into the "autocorrect" function in Microsoft Word on his machine and set it so everytime he typed in his surname ("SINGER") it changed it to "WANKER". He went mental - espcially as he sent out several letters without noticing.
Revenge can be sweet.
(Thu 24th Jan 2008, 16:39, More)
» Accidental innuendo
Bum Bags
Shopping with now 'Americanised' sister-in-law, we pop into Boots the chemist for some Bonjela. Handing it over the assistant asked politely, 'would you like a bag for that?', to be told, cheerfully,
'No, I'll squeeze it in my Fanny Pack.'
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 17:51, More)
Bum Bags
Shopping with now 'Americanised' sister-in-law, we pop into Boots the chemist for some Bonjela. Handing it over the assistant asked politely, 'would you like a bag for that?', to be told, cheerfully,
'No, I'll squeeze it in my Fanny Pack.'
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 17:51, More)
» Dumb things you've done
Thumb splat challenge
At the age of eight (yes I know a LONG time ago) my sister and I were putting up a tent in the back garden. I was holding a tent pole and my sis was hammering it into the ground with a sledge hammer. Mid swing I decided it was in far enough and put my thumb over the end.
It did smart a tad!!!
(Mon 31st Dec 2007, 10:58, More)
Thumb splat challenge
At the age of eight (yes I know a LONG time ago) my sister and I were putting up a tent in the back garden. I was holding a tent pole and my sis was hammering it into the ground with a sledge hammer. Mid swing I decided it was in far enough and put my thumb over the end.
It did smart a tad!!!
(Mon 31st Dec 2007, 10:58, More)