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» Accidental innuendo

Repost, sorry!
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Yes it even made my sweet little old lady of a maths teacher laugh out loud. Quite inappropriate to be telling 11-18 year olds not to snowball...
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 0:17, More)

» Political Correctness Gone Mad

Ok not so much PC, but Health and Safety-ish?
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Notice that went round my Sixth Form from the headmaster/teacher/person. Hey, it made me chuckle!

And I'm not racist - my current lady is half Scottish, half Saudi, and was born in Aberystwyth. Doesn't stop me telling hundreds of racist jokes though (lovingly stolen from Sickipedia), within plain earshot of my ex-Gurkha colleague. And this is in the bakery of a well-known supermarket created by a Mr Morrison.

*creates worldwide campaign to eradicate the totally unnecessary and only sometimes funny length gag*

(I spent 2 months setting it up don't you know)
(Sun 25th Nov 2007, 19:21, More)

» Public Transport Trauma

Phones
About 6 months ago. Tube from Victoria to Paddington. Chavvy scum. Phone. SHIT RnB. I want to kill either myself or her.

6 hours later, on a bus, just leaving after visiting Warwick Uni. Chinese-looking gangsta type. Pulls out the phone. This can't be good....

"Hey Jude, don't make it bad. Take a sad song and make it better"

HE'S PLAYING THE BEATLES ON HIS PHONE.

*sigh* I'm home

Ended up going to Durham in the end though.
(Tue 3rd Jun 2008, 17:15, More)

» Accidental innuendo

Techie innuendo
Me and mate Lee rigging a show a few months back. Running some DMX cable round a stage and it won't quite reach.

Stage curtain is down.

Cue me shouting at the top of my voice "Lee, give me some length!"

The 50 or so people on the other side of the curtain found it quite amusing.

Length? I was about 6 feet short...
(Fri 13th Jun 2008, 0:12, More)