Profile for JackAction:
Alex. Male.20 21. Welsh. Travel Agent. Cunt.
Gamertag - RaineFyre.
Mario Kart Friend Code 266437703765
Yeah? Yeah!
Gilgamesh wrote this because he cares:
There once was a young man called JackAction
Whose cock suffered long-term inaction
So one day for a larf
He cut it in half
And diddled himself with the fraction.
25/08/09. NEVER FORGET.
Aardvark wrote this because he wants to touch my naughty bits:
When internet types want a place they can linger
They'll bookmark this site with one stab of their finger.
When internet types want some hot satisfaction.
They'll insert that finger in bits of JackAction.
baldmonkey wrote this because his brain works differently to other people:
You were there,
Your face bright
In my dark face of gloomy distopia.
You massive tool.
You were there,
Drinking lager and talking
In your ridiculous voice.
What a smarmy little prick you are,
What a smug long haired wanker.
Your face is the prostitute
And I am the ball hammer.
Who, then, is the lorry driver?
Probably Furry Dinosaur.
Jack Action.
Jaction.
Jon.
Your name is not Jack.
Or John.
The charismatic enigma that is JackAction:
The fucking hat-wearing cunt.
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Alex. Male.
Gamertag - RaineFyre.
Mario Kart Friend Code 266437703765
Yeah? Yeah!
Gilgamesh wrote this because he cares:
There once was a young man called JackAction
Whose cock suffered long-term inaction
So one day for a larf
He cut it in half
And diddled himself with the fraction.
25/08/09. NEVER FORGET.
Aardvark wrote this because he wants to touch my naughty bits:
When internet types want a place they can linger
They'll bookmark this site with one stab of their finger.
When internet types want some hot satisfaction.
They'll insert that finger in bits of JackAction.
baldmonkey wrote this because his brain works differently to other people:
You were there,
Your face bright
In my dark face of gloomy distopia.
You massive tool.
You were there,
Drinking lager and talking
In your ridiculous voice.
What a smarmy little prick you are,
What a smug long haired wanker.
Your face is the prostitute
And I am the ball hammer.
Who, then, is the lorry driver?
Probably Furry Dinosaur.
Jack Action.
Jaction.
Jon.
Your name is not Jack.
Or John.
The charismatic enigma that is JackAction:
The fucking hat-wearing cunt.
Recent front page messages:
none
Best answers to questions:
none