» Addicted

I'm addicted to brake fluid,
but do feel that I could stop at any time.
(Fri 19th Dec 2008, 9:42, More)

» Karma

Uh oh
My karma ran over my dogma.
(Thu 21st Feb 2008, 14:51, More)

» Advice from Old People

This one made me feel uneasy
"Never look at your mum when she's eating a banana."
(Fri 20th Jun 2008, 11:48, More)

» Top Tips

If you're in Australia and you swallow a fly
Don't swallow a spider to catch it, most are poisonous and you'll die before you even get to the horse.
(Tue 26th Feb 2008, 9:57, More)

» Pathological Liars

Roar
This bloke said he'd deliver a ton of horse manure for my garden for free, turns out it was a load of bullsh!t.
(Thu 29th Nov 2007, 12:34, More)