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Hails from Glasgow
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Hails from Glasgow
Recent front page messages:
Right... that's the eyebrows, the chin, just the minge to go and that should keep that cunt DaVinci happy tomorrow
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 22:26, More)
(Sat 19th Mar 2005, 22:26, More)
they were blissfully unaware that the simple act of stepping off the pavement had saved them from the evil stalker
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 22:28, More)
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 22:28, More)
Addressing the pygmy witch doctor as 'Oi, Short Arse' was another of Phil the Greeks less diplomatic moments
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 1:24, More)
(Sat 8th Mar 2003, 1:24, More)
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» Fancy Dress
theme was tv programmes
Going back a bit...... all guests had to go as a tv programme. My missus and I were asked late and had little time to prepare. As I had a broken arm at the time I stuck one of those fake turds you get from the joke shop on to my 'stookie' (is that just a Scottish expression for plaster cast?)....and went as.... 'The-Crapped-on-Fracture' (Krypton Factor.. popular show at the time).
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 22:10, More)
theme was tv programmes
Going back a bit...... all guests had to go as a tv programme. My missus and I were asked late and had little time to prepare. As I had a broken arm at the time I stuck one of those fake turds you get from the joke shop on to my 'stookie' (is that just a Scottish expression for plaster cast?)....and went as.... 'The-Crapped-on-Fracture' (Krypton Factor.. popular show at the time).
(Thu 12th Jan 2006, 22:10, More)
» Evidence that you're getting old
Looking at my birth certificate always makes me feel old
cos I am.
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 10:18, More)
Looking at my birth certificate always makes me feel old
cos I am.
(Sat 30th Oct 2004, 10:18, More)
» Useless Information
Errol Flynn's father was the first man to bring a Duck Billed Platypus to the UK.
and Platypusses/Platypi(?) have similar reproductive organs to humans.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 23:57, More)
Errol Flynn's father was the first man to bring a Duck Billed Platypus to the UK.
and Platypusses/Platypi(?) have similar reproductive organs to humans.
(Thu 17th Mar 2005, 23:57, More)
» Obscure Memorabilia
I've got a piece of the Berlin Wall (and who doesn't?)
and also plectrums (picks) from various artistes (Rob Thomas -Matchbox 20, Shania Twain (?), Dixie Chicks) etc etc.. Oh and A Christmas card from Jimmy Krankie!!
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 21:07, More)
I've got a piece of the Berlin Wall (and who doesn't?)
and also plectrums (picks) from various artistes (Rob Thomas -Matchbox 20, Shania Twain (?), Dixie Chicks) etc etc.. Oh and A Christmas card from Jimmy Krankie!!
(Fri 5th Nov 2004, 21:07, More)