Profile for Zank Frappa:
Made for me by Killer Kitti!
"die weiße Rose"
"it's always one fucking thing after another . . .
Me:
just another someone else you don't or won't know
Age:
old enough to know better and young enough to do it again!
Family:
Al Bundyville!
Location:
Melbourne, Australia
Why Am I Here?
it amuses me somewhat, we take you now, to a garage, in Canoga Park...
The ups and the downs, the art and the clowns, the pictures that make me fit.
The wild exclamation at genius animation or an effort that's just gone to shit.
Shards of dreams and parts of screams of people I don't know.
Places it seems, I know of, I've been, but I still; have yet to go
If there was no b3ta I would most likely be:
bullshitting in a non-digital venue
Who would play me in the movie of my life:
Either Dennis Hopper or Nicholas Hope
(with Bette Midler and Tracey Walter as my parents)
Who is Kaiser Sozer?:
Who?
Album of the week:
Fair WarningVan Halen
Song of The Week:
Shut Your Mind - Lubricated Goat
This week i love to hate:
/board wankers - you know who you are!
Quote of the Weak: (or another lyric)
"Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids." Ken (In Bruges)
Dr Dyslexia awarded me with this for tampering with Charlie Sheen in several unmentionable ways:
Small Unknown B3ta Fact:
The Costanza Seal Of Approval (CSOA) is worth Ten Front Pages in Tanzanian dollars!
and.....he wrote this poem for me:
FRANK ZAPPA JUST LIKE THE SINGER,
ALL OF HIS JOKES ARE REAL ZINGERS,
HE IS AFRAISD OF BEES AND THEY'RE STINGERS,
HE DOSN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE,
HE ONCE ATE A WHOLE CHURCH STEAPLE.
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Made for me by Killer Kitti!
"die weiße Rose"
"it's always one fucking thing after another . . .
Me:
just another someone else you don't or won't know
Age:
old enough to know better and young enough to do it again!
Family:
Al Bundyville!
Location:
Melbourne, Australia
Why Am I Here?
it amuses me somewhat, we take you now, to a garage, in Canoga Park...
The ups and the downs, the art and the clowns, the pictures that make me fit.
The wild exclamation at genius animation or an effort that's just gone to shit.
Shards of dreams and parts of screams of people I don't know.
Places it seems, I know of, I've been, but I still; have yet to go
If there was no b3ta I would most likely be:
bullshitting in a non-digital venue
Who would play me in the movie of my life:
Either Dennis Hopper or Nicholas Hope
(with Bette Midler and Tracey Walter as my parents)
Who is Kaiser Sozer?:
Who?
Album of the week:
Fair WarningVan Halen
Song of The Week:
Shut Your Mind - Lubricated Goat
This week i love to hate:
/board wankers - you know who you are!
Quote of the Weak: (or another lyric)
"Harry, let's face it. And I'm not being funny. I mean no disrespect, but you're a cunt. You're a cunt now, and you've always been a cunt. And the only thing that's going to change is that you're going to be an even bigger cunt. Maybe have some more cunt kids." Ken (In Bruges)
Dr Dyslexia awarded me with this for tampering with Charlie Sheen in several unmentionable ways:
Small Unknown B3ta Fact:
The Costanza Seal Of Approval (CSOA) is worth Ten Front Pages in Tanzanian dollars!
and.....he wrote this poem for me:
FRANK ZAPPA JUST LIKE THE SINGER,
ALL OF HIS JOKES ARE REAL ZINGERS,
HE IS AFRAISD OF BEES AND THEY'RE STINGERS,
HE DOSN'T CARE ABOUT BLACK PEOPLE,
HE ONCE ATE A WHOLE CHURCH STEAPLE.
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technically . . . . a distinct possibility,
reworked, resized, re....
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 15:19, More)
reworked, resized, re....
(Sat 30th Jun 2007, 15:19, More)
When Sybil died . . .
. . . Basil could only contain his true feelings for so long!
(Tue 18th Mar 2003, 6:10, More)
. . . Basil could only contain his true feelings for so long!
(Tue 18th Mar 2003, 6:10, More)
The Klan wasnt big on spelling...
...a lot of mistakes were made!
yeah I know /HELL!
(Sat 28th Sep 2002, 13:50, More)
...a lot of mistakes were made!
yeah I know /HELL!
(Sat 28th Sep 2002, 13:50, More)
Best answers to questions:
» Restaurants, Kitchens and Bars... Oh my!
Don't go to Smorgy's
Melbourne Australia, one of their 'establishments' has a rat issue and rather than keep getting the exterminators back they have trained the rats to fulfill minor customer service roles. Vote 1 - Rat Union
(Wed 26th Jul 2006, 0:46, More)
Don't go to Smorgy's
Melbourne Australia, one of their 'establishments' has a rat issue and rather than keep getting the exterminators back they have trained the rats to fulfill minor customer service roles. Vote 1 - Rat Union
(Wed 26th Jul 2006, 0:46, More)
» Dumb things you've done
signed up for this place....
its like a fucking digital asylum!
(Mon 24th Dec 2007, 18:06, More)
signed up for this place....
its like a fucking digital asylum!
(Mon 24th Dec 2007, 18:06, More)
» Abusing freebies
the day was pig so i decided to cut loose
the company graciously supplied the the means for my endeavours of the evening
gold amex can get you anywhere, even the back seat of a taxi
but i forgot to the tip the driver and he turned to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i pondered his words as i rode up the lift
but i soon forgot his wisdom in the search of some new nadir
and the porter saw my flame, and he turned to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i primed myself well on a selection of fine spirits
and then went downstairs to checkout the action
it didn't take too long to find two souls on the same course of life as i
but as we lust towards my room the blonde turned 'round to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i woke with a carpet burn that stretched down my body
the phone rang from downstairs, they asked if they could see me
the concierge looked kind of stern as i reached out for the counter
they said i had over extended it, and i was gonna have to pay for it . . .
ladies and gentlemen . . . . . . . the trilobites
(Sat 10th Nov 2007, 12:17, More)
the day was pig so i decided to cut loose
the company graciously supplied the the means for my endeavours of the evening
gold amex can get you anywhere, even the back seat of a taxi
but i forgot to the tip the driver and he turned to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i pondered his words as i rode up the lift
but i soon forgot his wisdom in the search of some new nadir
and the porter saw my flame, and he turned to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i primed myself well on a selection of fine spirits
and then went downstairs to checkout the action
it didn't take too long to find two souls on the same course of life as i
but as we lust towards my room the blonde turned 'round to me and said:
you're in a headlong spin on the 8th deadly sin into the minibar of oblivion
i woke with a carpet burn that stretched down my body
the phone rang from downstairs, they asked if they could see me
the concierge looked kind of stern as i reached out for the counter
they said i had over extended it, and i was gonna have to pay for it . . .
ladies and gentlemen . . . . . . . the trilobites
(Sat 10th Nov 2007, 12:17, More)
» Ripped Off
You want rippped off?
the other day halfway between Melbourne and Sth. Australia we had to stop for lunch. Brought two buckets of hot chips, 8 dim sims, two potato cakes and four drinks - all take away!
Damage at Till $27.60 - highway bloody robbery
Do Not Eat In Skipton!
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 5:03, More)
You want rippped off?
the other day halfway between Melbourne and Sth. Australia we had to stop for lunch. Brought two buckets of hot chips, 8 dim sims, two potato cakes and four drinks - all take away!
Damage at Till $27.60 - highway bloody robbery
Do Not Eat In Skipton!
(Fri 16th Feb 2007, 5:03, More)
» School Trips
I remember I went on a few school trips,
nothing of consequence happened!
(Sun 10th Dec 2006, 4:25, More)
I remember I went on a few school trips,
nothing of consequence happened!
(Sun 10th Dec 2006, 4:25, More)