We're pickin' and gurnin' !

(Mon 4th May 2009, 19:52, More)

Heavy metal croaker

(Wed 14th Nov 2007, 0:14, More)

» Why I was late

Not
I was not late for work during a four year stretch . . . so the company gave me an alarm clock.
(Sun 1st Jul 2007, 1:27, More)

» Failed

Hanging Out
I tried to hang out with inteligent, clever, wealthy people. But they all thought that they were better than me.
(Fri 5th Jan 2007, 21:16, More)

» Terrible Parenting

For Rent
My parents would rent me out for childrens parties.
(Thu 16th Aug 2007, 17:21, More)

» Pet Stories

Astor Von Grumbach III
I had a French Poodle that spoke German.
(Tue 12th Jun 2007, 6:45, More)