Profile for Michael Ellis:
"A small man about this high with a high-pitched voice."
Milton Keynes. Life doesn't get better than this, folks.
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"A small man about this high with a high-pitched voice."
Milton Keynes. Life doesn't get better than this, folks.
Recent front page messages:
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» Asking people out
Well
In my late teens I once worked on Saturdays with a lady in her 30s - I spent ages plucking up the courage to ask her out and one day I did.
"Do you fancy going out for a drink tonight?"
"Why, is it your birthday?"
"No."
"Then wh...... oh. Er, maybe."
I fled the scene.
(Mon 14th Dec 2009, 14:32, More)
Well
In my late teens I once worked on Saturdays with a lady in her 30s - I spent ages plucking up the courage to ask her out and one day I did.
"Do you fancy going out for a drink tonight?"
"Why, is it your birthday?"
"No."
"Then wh...... oh. Er, maybe."
I fled the scene.
(Mon 14th Dec 2009, 14:32, More)
» I don't understand the attraction
The Mighty Boosh
Now, I actually do enjoy the TV Series and it makes me laugh a lot (and more so the Radio Series) but the more successful it became, the more often I would see Noel Fielding's ugly peanutty grinning face pointing at my TV screen as talkshow guest, panel game contestant, etc.
I don't give a shit about you personally, Noel, what you have spent your money on, etc - I want to see your TV show and for you to make me laugh through the medium of surreal plotlines and fantastical characters. So fuck off appearing on every show under the sun and get back into your TV Show box, you poncy, shaved scarecrow.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:57, More)
The Mighty Boosh
Now, I actually do enjoy the TV Series and it makes me laugh a lot (and more so the Radio Series) but the more successful it became, the more often I would see Noel Fielding's ugly peanutty grinning face pointing at my TV screen as talkshow guest, panel game contestant, etc.
I don't give a shit about you personally, Noel, what you have spent your money on, etc - I want to see your TV show and for you to make me laugh through the medium of surreal plotlines and fantastical characters. So fuck off appearing on every show under the sun and get back into your TV Show box, you poncy, shaved scarecrow.
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 16:57, More)
» Teenage Crushes - Part Two
Chaka Khan
Specifically in that video of "I'm Every Woman"
Those eyes, that smile and those tits. Good lord.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gReqhOfgOqw
(Thu 5th Nov 2009, 12:34, More)
Chaka Khan
Specifically in that video of "I'm Every Woman"
Those eyes, that smile and those tits. Good lord.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gReqhOfgOqw
(Thu 5th Nov 2009, 12:34, More)