» The worst sex I ever had

I dated a Republican (American).
Not all Californians understand sex: California is divided into north and south on many important issues.
Date a woman from Santa Monica (LA) and you may have someone look into your eyes three point five minutes into the act and demand in a tone of panic: "Why haven't you come yet? CAN'T YOU?"
I am serious, that is a quote.
That is a quote, I am serious.

My cousin had the worst sex of her life with a Republican, as well: be warned: not everyone in California gets it.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 12:21, More)

» Advice from Old People

I waited (as a waiter) on two fifty year anniversaries in one week.
Each couple spontaneously said the same thing:

"Don't get married, son."
(Sun 22nd Jun 2008, 4:25, More)

» The worst sex I ever had

A note to those of you who think that it's all good:
You'll have good sex some day, then you'll know the difference.

This recently happened for my best friend: a man who is fourty years old. I used to joke about this, half seriously, but it finally happened.
It will happen for you some day, I hope.
(Fri 15th Jun 2007, 12:56, More)

» Gyms

Scabies
That is all.


//No, that's not all: Go outside instead.
(Thu 9th Jul 2009, 14:00, More)

» The Boss

Here's a quicky about one of my current bosses (though I'm off for the summer)
One day I have to come in to grovel: I forgot to turn in the billing sheet for last month (to get my paycheck), can I do it this month, I know it's not cool, probably a big pain, etc. and she just revels in telling me it's FINE! We're so COOL here! It would be a problem for those people over THERE! But never for US!
The next day, there's a nice long rant on my answering machine from the same (crazy) lady "RAWRAWRAWR YOU CAN'T DO THIS AGAIN this is TERRIBLE! AAAAAARG!" That sort of thing.
I always think that she's come to the end of her supply of crazy, I'm always wrong.
(Wed 24th Jun 2009, 2:04, More)