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I have had a proud moment.

Mushroom awarded me this:



for this

Then I had another when when Puromycin acronymised (it's a word...) me thus:

Acrimonious
Rectal
Residue
Accrued
Near
Gonad
Electrifying
Digression
Latitudes
Elevates
Transcendant
Titration
Emitting
Repulsive
Smells

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black and white due to penury.

(Fri 20th Nov 2009, 23:04, More)

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» Siblings

once upon a time..
I have a sister 6 years my elder. As of now we get on rather wonderfully but back in the bleak past it wasn't such a wonderful time.

My sisters always proclaims I had a massive bar of chocolate and being the young spoilt little shit rag that I was (am) and despite the fact she always shared stuff with me.. I was refusing to give her any of the chocolate. My mother at this point called me inside from the garden and off I trotted leaving my chocolate outside. Hannah, my sister, took this opportunity to scoff the lot of it. Now at this time Copper, our dog, had a stomach virus. A virus that made his anus release brown liquids rather than solids. Hannah scraped up his liquidy shit on to the wrapper and placed it back where I had left it. Happy go lucky 4 year old me comes trotting back out into the garden to discover a brown puddle where his chocolate once was.
Dearest Hannah explains to me that my chocolate has melted in the sun and I believe her. I proceed to eat it. All of it. The bit my sister tells with relish is that once I'd finished it I came over to her and said,

"Hannah, melted chocolate doesn't taste as nice does it."

Fortunately the only thing I really remember about this incident was the aftermath. My faeces afterwards.. I produced a white and an orange shit. they're the sorts of memories you can cherish for ever.
(Fri 26th Dec 2008, 23:48, More)

» My Biggest Disappointment

being born in the mid 80's
when i was a child the hero turtles were my all.
I got some toys for christmas. On the packaging it mentioned their indestructability. That night the turtles met their newest nemesis, Mr. Brick. Along with the plastic all my childhood illusions were shattered.
(Mon 30th Jun 2008, 14:43, More)

» Rubbish Towns

I'm from newark
Since being one of the last royalist's strongholds during the English Civil War it's not had much going for it: Other than in the 70's Jasper Carrot pointing out it the only place in Britain that's an anagram of wanker.

Since then it raised Fred Barras and Brendon Fearon who went on to get shot at (and in the former case killed by) Tony Martin.

Go team infamy.
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 22:59, More)

» Faking it

well
non of this really happened. just now. this writing. it's a lie. a sham. a diabolical attempt at forgery. no idea whether I'm going to getaway with it or not. Only time will tell.
(Wed 16th Jul 2008, 2:31, More)