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Hello!

22 year old guy from Leicester, working in IT.






Teh /talk Insomniac Club




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» My sex misconceptions

KISS.ME.WHERE.I.POO covered my vibrator in chilli powder
and I fucking loved it!
(Mon 29th Sep 2008, 19:42, More)

» Crap meals out

Perfect Fried Chicken (spine!)
I'm a student in the East End (oh, it's wonderful!), and the most abundant fast-food places are KFC variants. (These)

One near me seemed tasty enough after a few pints, so I buy some chicken and chips, to partake of in my room.

Eating one of the fairly boneless bits like a mule eatin' an apple, (I think it was a side, it seemed so) I crunched something that didn't seem right, and paused for a moment, gobbing it back out onto the plate - and lo - what I thought was a single bone was in fact it's spine, little vertebrae bits with the cord going through the middle, surrounded by chewed chicken.

Normally I'm not that squeamish, but my stomach didn't agree - and subsequently spewed in my sink.

Not exactly a restaraunt meal out like the other b3tans have posted, but it looked like chicken before I discovered it's back.

I don't frequent that establishment no mores.

Sorry for length, it's my first post (woo!) after reading the boards for a few months. :)
(Wed 3rd May 2006, 0:59, More)

» Tightwads

SECOND LOL
This space for hire, to anyone on QOTW who'd like to advertise their recently self-diagnosed Aspergers Syndrome.
(Thu 23rd Oct 2008, 17:41, More)

» Being told off as an adult

It's true.

(Sun 23rd Sep 2007, 14:32, More)

» Addicted

FIRST
This space for hire for anyone who'd like to make up stories about:

-Sex with supermodels
-Sex, ever
-All the ferraris they have
-Or how Uncle Jimbob had a fiddle in their nappy when they were younger.

All on the theme of 'addicted' though, ROFLCAKES!


I am addicted to nicotine, and used to be a little tied to alcohol! Gosh!
(Thu 18th Dec 2008, 16:43, More)
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