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» Political Correctness Gone Mad
Paki Murdering Festival
In the Cornish village where I live, we've held an annual 'Paki Murdering Festival' for the last 400 years without anyone getting upset about it.
Then, last year the do-gooding, interfering busybodies at the Commission for Racial Equality decided that this was apparently no longer 'politically correct' because, and I quote, "murder is a criminal offence".
They called in the police and had our community concentration camp closed down.
This is just political correctness gone mad! What next, stopping us marrying our siblings?
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 8:57, More)
Paki Murdering Festival
In the Cornish village where I live, we've held an annual 'Paki Murdering Festival' for the last 400 years without anyone getting upset about it.
Then, last year the do-gooding, interfering busybodies at the Commission for Racial Equality decided that this was apparently no longer 'politically correct' because, and I quote, "murder is a criminal offence".
They called in the police and had our community concentration camp closed down.
This is just political correctness gone mad! What next, stopping us marrying our siblings?
(Fri 23rd Nov 2007, 8:57, More)
» Scars with history
I did this falling off a roundabout in the park...
...when I was 35.
Ended up with a Trimalleolar Fracture of the Fibula and had to have a steel plate put in my leg which is still there.
Of course, all the doctors and nurses took the piss in the nicest possible way.
The bastards.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 20:05, More)
I did this falling off a roundabout in the park...
...when I was 35.
Ended up with a Trimalleolar Fracture of the Fibula and had to have a steel plate put in my leg which is still there.
Of course, all the doctors and nurses took the piss in the nicest possible way.
The bastards.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 20:05, More)
» Rock and Roll Stories
I was a roadie for the Quo back in the 70's.
One day Rick decided he wanted a crossbow so I had to search all over Nottingham for one. Then when I came back with it, he hit me full in the face and screamed "No! I said I wanted to watch Crossroads!".
He was a big Noel Gordon fan and was obviously gutted that he had missed an episode. He made me and the other roadies improvise and perform an edition for him on the stage between the rehearsal and the gig.
I played Sandy in a wheelchair and had to steal the wheelchair from a day centre round the corner. Francis or 'Frame' as they called him just pointed at us and laughed, in fact they both laughed, bastards.
Alan Lancaster preferred Coronation Street.
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 14:13, More)
I was a roadie for the Quo back in the 70's.
One day Rick decided he wanted a crossbow so I had to search all over Nottingham for one. Then when I came back with it, he hit me full in the face and screamed "No! I said I wanted to watch Crossroads!".
He was a big Noel Gordon fan and was obviously gutted that he had missed an episode. He made me and the other roadies improvise and perform an edition for him on the stage between the rehearsal and the gig.
I played Sandy in a wheelchair and had to steal the wheelchair from a day centre round the corner. Francis or 'Frame' as they called him just pointed at us and laughed, in fact they both laughed, bastards.
Alan Lancaster preferred Coronation Street.
(Thu 29th Jun 2006, 14:13, More)