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Male 38 living in London but originally.....WELSH!! Come here most days for a chuckle.

MONTYBLAHBLAHCUNT IS A RACIST COCK:
And here's the proof
And again
And so it continues



Immortalised as a class of deviancy by emvee.It's all in the small print...






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Geoff & a Clownfish!

Aphex 'filtered' me, the dirrty boy:


Me, vectored by the lovely In Vino Veritas:


I've been zombified by HappyToast:


I unpleasanted J Peasemould Gruntfuttock:


My 2nd b3taday - much cake

Lunch of the day - huspag!


And from the very qualified deputy - the Puke of Drunes!

Aaannd when Duke & Puke were missing Mugatu stepped in.

Lunch of the day again - on International Talk Like A Pirate Day. Yarrr!

I'm a snitch, apparently


I was proud to be part of this by The Great Architect:

In a Past Life...

You Were: An Arrogant Herbalist. Where You Lived: Ireland. How You Died: Typhoid fever.

What cartoon are you? Futurama

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Best answers to questions:

» Shame

You think I'd tell you lot?
I'm not wandering into that little cul-de-sac, oh no.

Although...

the colour (or lack of) on my mate's face on
looking up from the dancefloor to see his
mother on a podium sniffing poppers with her
tits out - priceless.

;¬)
(Fri 25th Nov 2005, 8:54, More)

» Turning into your parents

I've had a young relative staying for a while who likes to put all the lights on
and have to bite my tongue or exclaim like my dear dead Dad:
'It's like Blackpool illuminations in here!'
(Thu 30th Apr 2009, 14:02, More)

» Putting the Fun in Funeral

Simple really

If God hadn't intended people to snigger like Beavis & Butthead at funerals he wouldn't get the priest to say the word 'succour'.

Twice.

That is all.
(Thu 11th May 2006, 13:56, More)

» Sacked

I was working at a well-known dept store
and me & mates used to go in the customer cafe for breakfast.

As the guys working in there knew us, they'd give us the odd extra rasher or slice of toast.

Security got wind of it and launched a full-scale investigation - hidden cameras, the lot.

And so they sacked me.

For nickin toast.

Imagine what they'd have done if they knew about the THOUSANDS I'd had away in cash & stock?

They shoot horses don't they?

Stay warm.
(Thu 23rd Feb 2006, 14:22, More)

» Spoooky Coincidence

Spoooky holiday
Met this really nice couple in week 2 of holiday. Went out a few times in the evenings for meals, booze etc. but every night I forgot to bring my camera, so never got a pic of them. We laughed about it saying I was never meant to have one. Funny though, when I got the photos back (God how old am I?) there was a shot of me getting off the plane on day one with this couple right behind me and we hadn't even met yet - spoooky!
(Thu 8th Feb 2007, 15:07, More)

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