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sorry about freebase :(

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You Are 17 Years Old


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quick, dirty and probably bindun...


... but at least it's not a pea :)
(Thu 16th Jul 2009, 9:33, More)

NING

(Thu 11th Sep 2008, 10:23, More)

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» I don't understand the attraction

Red Hot Chili Peppers
And particularly "flea"'s bass playing. it's not 'funky', the singer's got an annoying voice, and they're just overhyped to the max D:
(Thu 15th Oct 2009, 18:17, More)

» Not Losing Your Virginity

i lost my virginity just recently
i met my girlfriend 7 years ago, it wasn't long before she told me she didn't believe in sex before marriage. now that was fine by me cos she was really great and the idea of abstaining before marriage had been one i'd thought about before.

anyway, we got married this july, at the tender ages of 24 and sex is fucking great!

apologies for lack of humour.
(Fri 27th Oct 2006, 17:37, More)

» Pretentious bollocks

any youth drama production
you know the kind of thing, you're at some school concert to see your mate play the piano, or play in his band, or sing a song or something. midway through the concert some of the people doing Drama will put on some serious play, involving pretentious crap like having someone next to one of the actors putting their hand on his shoulder and saying what he's thinking.

one i saw recently was like this.

one 'actor' pointed at someone in the audience and said "bang bang you're dead". then someone else said it, then someone else and then there ended up about 10 people shouting it and pointing over and over again with a crescendo until the sound was annoyingly ubiquitous.

then suddenly they all stopped.

and the first one said "bang bang we're all dead"

that was it. it got applause.

apparently it was something about gun culture. sounds like a load of old bollocks to me. i hate drama.
(Wed 5th Oct 2005, 16:52, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

What do you get if you cross a wog with some yoghurt
..


Woghurt


*genius*
(Sun 26th Feb 2006, 14:31, More)

» Barred

Kicked Out
I was pretty hammered in the High Cross in Leicester and thought it would be a grand idea to squirt mayonnaise over the toilet seat. Coming out of the cubical however the bouncers were in the toilet attending to some twats who were getting a bit violent, i don't think it took them too long to work out who it was, i was out on my ear.
(Tue 5th Sep 2006, 9:05, More)
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