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(Sun 21st May 2006, 20:24, More)

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(Tue 25th Apr 2006, 11:50, More)

» Misunderstood

that bank one reminds me of one a friend told me
Her uni lecturer, who's Spanish, was in England and went into a bank to make a deposit. The bank teller was shocked to hear him declare that "I want to put some money into my cunt."
(Sun 9th Oct 2005, 17:00, More)

» Have you ever paid for sex?

I've paid in another way...
This American chick (a doctor), who I got friendly with a few years back, came to a club with me and she got pretty drunk. After cavorting around the club and getting bad looks, she just told me to take her back to mine. Now, we kind of got it on a bit but she was tired, so we slept for a while. During the night, she woke up demanding a cup of tea. I said I'd make her one if she had sex with me. After about 2 seconds, she said "o.k." So we got it on and of course, making a cup of tea afterwards was a small sacrifice!
Americans are easy...she's not the only one I've easily had my way with :P
(Fri 20th Jan 2006, 21:33, More)

» Urban Legends

one of mine
I convinced a friend that smoking feels good after a meal cos it activates the blood flow around your body to bring it back down to a relaxed state. It might have some element of truth in it...

Common ones that many people seem to believe:

Certain shampoos make your hair 80% stronger. You see the wankers on the adverts pulling their hair and it doesn't break or come out? Well, shit, neither does mine even if I use own-brand shampoo.

Razor blades that leave your skin smoother than others cos they have 3 or more blades. Well, big fucking deal. It doesn't stop your hair growing back and being noticeable again within a few hours.
(Tue 10th Jan 2006, 13:33, More)

» Mugged

I've been mugged about 4 times
the first was in England by a gang. I had to go to hospital for a skull x-ray but it was alright. I got punched in the mouth and it ballooned up. I just kept joking to my mates that I was "not an animal, I'm a human being!"
Another time was on my street in Valencia. Two of them took my mobile and wanted €5 to give it back. I casually laughed as I went back to them and pretending I was going to get my wallet out, I booted the one in the stomach. Shouting my head off at them, I proceeded to kick the shit out of him but he wouldn't let go of my phone. The other one came back with a knife, but cos I was so angry and lashing out at him too, he had my phone in one hand, the knife in the other. He was too scared and simply threw my phone back to me. ;) Aaaarr!
(Sat 17th Jun 2006, 0:05, More)

» Misunderstood

another from uni
I was sitting on the front row in the lecture hall, not listening to the lecturer as usual. Then I heard her say something that I didn't agree with and put up my hand to open a discussion about whatever it was not being valid for certain reasons. When I finished, it was all quiet (about 200 people there). I realised I hadn't heard the context of what she was saying and I was talking about something totally unrelated.
"Erm, never mind. Sorry."
(Sun 9th Oct 2005, 16:28, More)