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» Phobias
'' givs m th hbi-jbis
Th lttr ''.
I sriously cannot bar th lttr ''.
It maks m go all swaty and I fl quit qur.
No-on blivs m, but it's tru.
Fortunatly I had alrady mad my b3ta usrnam bfor I bcam afflictd.
Unfortunatly my Fathr's nam is Drk, my Mothr's nam is iln and my Brothr's nam is Stv.
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 11:55, More)
'' givs m th hbi-jbis
Th lttr ''.
I sriously cannot bar th lttr ''.
It maks m go all swaty and I fl quit qur.
No-on blivs m, but it's tru.
Fortunatly I had alrady mad my b3ta usrnam bfor I bcam afflictd.
Unfortunatly my Fathr's nam is Drk, my Mothr's nam is iln and my Brothr's nam is Stv.
(Fri 11th Apr 2008, 11:55, More)
» Have you ever seen a dead body?
Lady in the Water
Saw a dead body face-down in the local docks.
When I first saw her I thought she was wearing a nice mauve cardigan, very similar to this,
cgi.ebay.com/FIRST-ISSUE-Claiborne-Mauve-Cardigan-Sweater-PLUS-20W_W0QQitemZ310026161214QQihZ021QQcategoryZ63866QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
but with long sleeves.
Turns out she was naked and it wasn't a cardigan.
An elderly couple came over and after a few minutes of staring at the bloated, bluey-pink, bobbing body said, "Do you think she's dead?".
I replied, "No, just snorkelling".
(Thu 28th Feb 2008, 11:23, More)
Lady in the Water
Saw a dead body face-down in the local docks.
When I first saw her I thought she was wearing a nice mauve cardigan, very similar to this,
cgi.ebay.com/FIRST-ISSUE-Claiborne-Mauve-Cardigan-Sweater-PLUS-20W_W0QQitemZ310026161214QQihZ021QQcategoryZ63866QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem
but with long sleeves.
Turns out she was naked and it wasn't a cardigan.
An elderly couple came over and after a few minutes of staring at the bloated, bluey-pink, bobbing body said, "Do you think she's dead?".
I replied, "No, just snorkelling".
(Thu 28th Feb 2008, 11:23, More)
» Presents
It was a few years ago...
When the kids wake up on Christmas morning we have a tradition of firstly giving them a small stocking filled with inexpensive nick-nacks that they open whilst sat on our bed. Once they have opened the dozen or so small packages we then go downstairs for the big boxes and expensive stuff.
wavy lines thingy .....
It was Christmas morning quite a few years ago, our son was 4 our daughter 2 and a half, and they were sat on the end of the bed with their little stockings, very very excited. It took about half an hour for them to open their presents, felt tip pens, yoyo's, Thomas the tank engine / Teletubbies pants and socks etc, total value about £15.
I was recording everything so we could show the grand parents later that day. Once they had finished opening, they carefully put everything back in their stockings and went and started drawing christmas pictures in their bedrooms. That was it. As far as they were concerned that was Christmas done, and they were over the moon with what they had. Completely unaware of the overpriced and over-hyped boxes and boxes of stuff downstairs under the tree.
I still watch the video now when I need cheering up.
(Fri 27th Nov 2009, 13:57, More)
It was a few years ago...
When the kids wake up on Christmas morning we have a tradition of firstly giving them a small stocking filled with inexpensive nick-nacks that they open whilst sat on our bed. Once they have opened the dozen or so small packages we then go downstairs for the big boxes and expensive stuff.
wavy lines thingy .....
It was Christmas morning quite a few years ago, our son was 4 our daughter 2 and a half, and they were sat on the end of the bed with their little stockings, very very excited. It took about half an hour for them to open their presents, felt tip pens, yoyo's, Thomas the tank engine / Teletubbies pants and socks etc, total value about £15.
I was recording everything so we could show the grand parents later that day. Once they had finished opening, they carefully put everything back in their stockings and went and started drawing christmas pictures in their bedrooms. That was it. As far as they were concerned that was Christmas done, and they were over the moon with what they had. Completely unaware of the overpriced and over-hyped boxes and boxes of stuff downstairs under the tree.
I still watch the video now when I need cheering up.
(Fri 27th Nov 2009, 13:57, More)
» Slang Survey
bits
My six year old came home from school last week and told me that all his teachers are 'cunts'.
I went to a parents evening last Friday - he was right.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 12:25, More)
bits
My six year old came home from school last week and told me that all his teachers are 'cunts'.
I went to a parents evening last Friday - he was right.
(Mon 2nd Feb 2004, 12:25, More)
» Advice from Old People
hmmmmmmm
My Gran once told me....
Never look a badger in the eye on a Tuesday
If it's raining in the village down the road
If you see a frog on a Saturday or Wednesday
It's probably not a frog, but a toad.
The wind that blows from the West is better
Than the wind that blows from the South
Your Grampy likes a blowjob on a Sunday Morning
But I don't let him come in my mouth.
....never forgot it.
(Wed 25th Jun 2008, 15:29, More)
hmmmmmmm
My Gran once told me....
Never look a badger in the eye on a Tuesday
If it's raining in the village down the road
If you see a frog on a Saturday or Wednesday
It's probably not a frog, but a toad.
The wind that blows from the West is better
Than the wind that blows from the South
Your Grampy likes a blowjob on a Sunday Morning
But I don't let him come in my mouth.
....never forgot it.
(Wed 25th Jun 2008, 15:29, More)