» My Wanking Disasters

its not quite on topic, but close enough....
about a week ago, we (as in me and my girlfriend) were at the parents place. it was hell. everywhere i looked, her mother was there!

well, one night we were at a club and her parents arranged to pick us up late. after we were done partying, i was sitting on a park bench nearby and we started making out, but then her mother stepped in. the whole pud went quiet and heard her yelling at me. after that, we split up. bloody mothers-in-laws.
(Wed 2nd Jun 2004, 6:01, More)

» Irrational Fears

SAUSAGES!!!
gahh.....when i was 5 i was eating some sausages when i dropped one on the floor. generaly being a dirty child i ate almost everything. except this sausage, it was covered in cat poo! eurg......
(Thu 29th Jan 2004, 9:40, More)

» Lies Your Parents Told You

when i was about...
3 i used to love eating pies. one day i was having my pie when my mom called me into the bedroom to make me explain the mess in her room, when i came back, my pie had gone!. was sulked for hours and hour, heck, my dad got me another pie, but still i dont know what was between me and that particular pie. in the end, dad fessed up. :P
(Sun 18th Jan 2004, 11:09, More)

» Clients Are Stupid

electricity switches
last week, some guy called me so i went over.
me:ok so whats the problem then?
customer:there seems to be no electricity on.
me:ok, well lets have a look.
so i go to the main switchboard for the building and to my suprise, all the switches are off. it seems that some vandelisers came an turned his electricity off!
i got several other calls that day....
(Tue 30th Dec 2003, 8:02, More)