Profile for giant_squid:
My two websites:
I've written a few silly songs:
I'd give it all (the pig-farm song)
Business
The Cow in the Tree
a Song About Google
My email is mortfeedback AT hotmail DOT co DOT uk (not .com)
A pun-based celebrity site
My profile:
Me, being given a piggy back by Mort.
Me, as shopped by manwithunderpantsonhead.
His name is Ed
He likes his bed
He must confess
He isn't often prone to wakefulness
They really shouldn't have let
Him near the internet
But they did
Now he's obsessed with giant squid
I am, after a fashion, a chemist at the University of Nottingham. As well, of course, as photoshopping, I also like Gilbert and Sullivan,groping and speaking Russian.
I won the b3ta competition 10th June 2005 with this. Hurrah!
And I came third a week later with what happens inside a mushy peas factory.
500 posts!
The ostrich who likes the Village People
Some of his other creations:
Rocket salad, anyone?
Has no one else noticed this clue to the whereabouts of Christ's bloodline?
A mysterious old man lurking in the elephant's ear
I never knew "It" did that!
And lastly, a weapon of maths destruction:
Recent front page messages:
Click for 800x600 px version
www.morttheostrich.co.uk/bus_flash.htm
(Wed 20th Apr 2005, 12:34, More)
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- a member for 6 years, 1 month and 18 days
- has posted 4791 messages on the main board
- (of which 6 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 9 messages on the talk board
- has posted 545 messages on the links board
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- has posted 51 stories and 4 replies on question of the week
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My two websites:
I've written a few silly songs:
I'd give it all (the pig-farm song)
Business
The Cow in the Tree
a Song About Google
My email is mortfeedback AT hotmail DOT co DOT uk (not .com)
A pun-based celebrity site
My profile:
Me, being given a piggy back by Mort.
Me, as shopped by manwithunderpantsonhead.
His name is Ed
He likes his bed
He must confess
He isn't often prone to wakefulness
They really shouldn't have let
Him near the internet
But they did
Now he's obsessed with giant squid
I am, after a fashion, a chemist at the University of Nottingham. As well, of course, as photoshopping, I also like Gilbert and Sullivan,
I won the b3ta competition 10th June 2005 with this. Hurrah!
And I came third a week later with what happens inside a mushy peas factory.
500 posts!
The ostrich who likes the Village People
Some of his other creations:
Rocket salad, anyone?
Has no one else noticed this clue to the whereabouts of Christ's bloodline?
A mysterious old man lurking in the elephant's ear
I never knew "It" did that!
And lastly, a weapon of maths destruction:
Recent front page messages:
Click for 800x600 px version
www.morttheostrich.co.uk/bus_flash.htm
(Wed 20th Apr 2005, 12:34, More)
Jeff Bridges
First ever fp. Hurrah! And many thanks! All but the newest of the connected posts are collated on this site: Click to go there
Here is the lot:
Jeremy Irons | Colin and Tom Baker | Guy Fawkes | Wayne Sleep | Tony Banks | Jeremy Paxman | Lisa Kudrow | George Wendt | Lynn Faulds Wood | Saffron Burrows | Brooke Shields | Jeff Bridges | Britney Spears | Prunella Scales | Wesley Snipes | Douglas Hurd | Karl Marx | Ryan Stiles | Camilla Parker Bowles | Stephen Sondheim | Henry Tudor | Francis Bacon
(Sun 1st Aug 2004, 22:07, More)
First ever fp. Hurrah! And many thanks! All but the newest of the connected posts are collated on this site: Click to go there
Here is the lot:
Jeremy Irons | Colin and Tom Baker | Guy Fawkes | Wayne Sleep | Tony Banks | Jeremy Paxman | Lisa Kudrow | George Wendt | Lynn Faulds Wood | Saffron Burrows | Brooke Shields | Jeff Bridges | Britney Spears | Prunella Scales | Wesley Snipes | Douglas Hurd | Karl Marx | Ryan Stiles | Camilla Parker Bowles | Stephen Sondheim | Henry Tudor | Francis Bacon
(Sun 1st Aug 2004, 22:07, More)
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» Mad Stuff You've Done To Get Someone To Sleep With You
I said, "Hello, my dear, would you like a sweetie?"
Then I showed her this:
...and she was mine.
(Sun 15th Apr 2007, 12:16, More)
I said, "Hello, my dear, would you like a sweetie?"
Then I showed her this:
...and she was mine.
(Sun 15th Apr 2007, 12:16, More)
» We have to talk
When I said, "we need to talk", the other sausage said, "arrrgh, a talking sausage!" and that was the end of that.
(Sat 21st Apr 2007, 20:06, More)
When I said, "we need to talk", the other sausage said, "arrrgh, a talking sausage!" and that was the end of that.
(Sat 21st Apr 2007, 20:06, More)
» Mix Tapes
I made my very own mini mix tape for you all
www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/index.htm?key=ZCS7G7KX
(Sun 10th Feb 2008, 18:38, More)
I made my very own mini mix tape for you all
www.sr.se/P1/src/sing/index.htm?key=ZCS7G7KX
(Sun 10th Feb 2008, 18:38, More)
» My Worst Date
Ouch
Had a horrible great stone in - I broke my tooth!
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 10:37, More)
Ouch
Had a horrible great stone in - I broke my tooth!
(Fri 22nd Oct 2004, 10:37, More)
» Best Graffiti Ever
Inside a toilet cubicle, in the chemistry department at Liverpool University:
"Dr. Smith is a scrotum-scratching, finger-up-the-arsehole wanker."
...to which someone had replied...
"With three hands?"
(Sun 6th May 2007, 17:41, More)
Inside a toilet cubicle, in the chemistry department at Liverpool University:
"Dr. Smith is a scrotum-scratching, finger-up-the-arsehole wanker."
...to which someone had replied...
"With three hands?"
(Sun 6th May 2007, 17:41, More)