Profile for mikenco:
20-jun-2008 err.. stuff.. Oh! I know something new.. the new Punchline-o-matic is on my site.
25/12/2007 Errm... finally deleted that shitty page counter.. hasn't worked in years.. *tsk*
22-dec-2005 About time I updated my profile. Woo, two Fp's now! (There! Consider this updated.)
26-09-03 claim to fame! - got one of my remixes played on the b3ta show on resonance FM! ( I dont mind not having a front page pic so much now! :)
EDIT: Hold the front page!.. I DID get an FP..woo!!
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OUCH!..update on the FP, because I pay for my hosting (for work reasons), when my "Rise of the Frogs" pic got FP'd, it cost me about £9 in extra bandwidth and that pic got over 300,000 hits and it took my server down for a few minutes at one point! I am not upset about this, in fact after the initial shock of it getting FP'd in the firstplace, I was overjoyed! DAMN, I love this place =)
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Free Gift - Teh "Punchline-o-matic"
Now with added Quo.
CLICK TO TRY! - your party guests will love it!
100% lie (teh post)
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Whatever you want to do...
I wouldn't promise to take it shopping for shoes!
CFB
FlyingTreeFrogSnake
He'll spit out YOUR pips! BIG
PIKE-Y!
Baron Von Schumacher
Snowy was a twat to his cousin!
Have a minimalist wallpaper (1024x768)
Quick..turn on your telly!
or don't! =)
bit bigger
"Hull".. in no-smoking for that one :S
It seems this one went viral!..woo!
Have a useful protractor:
Hah!..Good thread too
Tell him your problems.. He is all ears, you know!
Meanwhile, In another dimension...
Compos be what compos must.
Seasons Greetings!
My First FP (so chuffed =)
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- a member for 6 years, 2 months and 18 days
- has posted 7874 messages on the main board
- (of which 2 have appeared on the front page)
- has posted 6 messages on the talk board
- has posted 2 messages on the links board
- has posted 9 stories and 1 replies on question of the week
- They liked 108 pictures, 0 links, 0 talk posts, and 23 qotw answers.
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20-jun-2008 err.. stuff.. Oh! I know something new.. the new Punchline-o-matic is on my site.
25/12/2007 Errm... finally deleted that shitty page counter.. hasn't worked in years.. *tsk*
22-dec-2005 About time I updated my profile. Woo, two Fp's now! (There! Consider this updated.)
26-09-03 claim to fame! - got one of my remixes played on the b3ta show on resonance FM! ( I dont mind not having a front page pic so much now! :)
EDIT: Hold the front page!.. I DID get an FP..woo!!
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OUCH!..update on the FP, because I pay for my hosting (for work reasons), when my "Rise of the Frogs" pic got FP'd, it cost me about £9 in extra bandwidth and that pic got over 300,000 hits and it took my server down for a few minutes at one point! I am not upset about this, in fact after the initial shock of it getting FP'd in the firstplace, I was overjoyed! DAMN, I love this place =)
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Free Gift - Teh "Punchline-o-matic"
Now with added Quo.
CLICK TO TRY! - your party guests will love it!
100% lie (teh post)
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I made this gif that fits within parameters of the board (less than 50k static image), but is unsocial to post it, it appears massive.
6075 x 1960
Possible to make one bigger?
6075 x 1960
Possible to make one bigger?
Whatever you want to do...
I wouldn't promise to take it shopping for shoes!
CFB
FlyingTreeFrogSnake
He'll spit out YOUR pips! BIG
PIKE-Y!
Baron Von Schumacher
Snowy was a twat to his cousin!
Have a minimalist wallpaper (1024x768)
Quick..turn on your telly!
or don't! =)
bit bigger
"Hull".. in no-smoking for that one :S
It seems this one went viral!..woo!
Have a useful protractor:
Hah!..Good thread too
Tell him your problems.. He is all ears, you know!
Meanwhile, In another dimension...
Compos be what compos must.
Seasons Greetings!
My First FP (so chuffed =)
32
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» Panic Buying
Perfect in the morning..
FOUR EXTRA-WIDE SLOTS work in concert with self-adjusting grips to center bread for precise, double-sided toasting.
CANCEL, DEFROST & BAGEL SETTINGS allow you to customize the toasting process.
RETRO STYLED TOASTER beautifully accents any kitchen decor.
ELECTRONIC TEMPERATURE SENSOR Advanced electronic sensor monitors the temperature and adjusts toast timing according to internal temperature of the toaster, so you get consistent toasting results batch after batch.
EASY-TO-READ THERMOSTAT CONTROL WITH 6 SETTINGS let you toast to perfection.
CRUMB TRAY slides out easily (and is dishwasher safe) to make cleaning a breeze.
EXTRA-HIGH LIFT LEVER makes removal of food easy and safe.
Yes... I bought the wife a toaster!
(seemed like a good idea at the time)
(Sat 31st Dec 2005, 0:35, More)
Perfect in the morning..
FOUR EXTRA-WIDE SLOTS work in concert with self-adjusting grips to center bread for precise, double-sided toasting.
CANCEL, DEFROST & BAGEL SETTINGS allow you to customize the toasting process.
RETRO STYLED TOASTER beautifully accents any kitchen decor.
ELECTRONIC TEMPERATURE SENSOR Advanced electronic sensor monitors the temperature and adjusts toast timing according to internal temperature of the toaster, so you get consistent toasting results batch after batch.
EASY-TO-READ THERMOSTAT CONTROL WITH 6 SETTINGS let you toast to perfection.
CRUMB TRAY slides out easily (and is dishwasher safe) to make cleaning a breeze.
EXTRA-HIGH LIFT LEVER makes removal of food easy and safe.
Yes... I bought the wife a toaster!
(seemed like a good idea at the time)
(Sat 31st Dec 2005, 0:35, More)
» Pretentious bollocks
Jamie Oliver!
..no, seriously!.. I mean, Spag-Bol with ground NUTMEG!!?.. Who is he fucking kidding!
(Wed 5th Oct 2005, 16:59, More)
Jamie Oliver!
..no, seriously!.. I mean, Spag-Bol with ground NUTMEG!!?.. Who is he fucking kidding!
(Wed 5th Oct 2005, 16:59, More)
» Faking it
Roswell Rods
Remember 'Rods'? Super bugs, supposedly able to fly faster than the human eye can notice, but are now being "captured on videos".
Discovered (invented, I say) by some bloke called Jose Escamilla. His site is here:
roswellrods.com/
Years back, I submitted a highly convincing photo of one of these 'rods' taken by myself in London. The picture was on the his site for years.
Of course the image was a potatoslop job, but he didn't notice or care, and used it as supporting evidence for his ongoing quest to blag money out of the terminally stupid.
Fakes..frauds..crap..
(Fri 11th Jul 2008, 3:09, More)
Roswell Rods
Remember 'Rods'? Super bugs, supposedly able to fly faster than the human eye can notice, but are now being "captured on videos".
Discovered (invented, I say) by some bloke called Jose Escamilla. His site is here:
roswellrods.com/
Years back, I submitted a highly convincing photo of one of these 'rods' taken by myself in London. The picture was on the his site for years.
Of course the image was a potatoslop job, but he didn't notice or care, and used it as supporting evidence for his ongoing quest to blag money out of the terminally stupid.
Fakes..frauds..crap..
(Fri 11th Jul 2008, 3:09, More)
» Claims to Fame
Pissed in front of the Queen..
..no, not urinated. But when I was in the forces, I formed part of the Queen's carpet guard at one of the last Royal Tornaments. I had been on the beer since lunchtime and was extremely trollied. I felt compelled to hold my breath while she walked past in case she caught a wiff of my beer-breath, but I think she noticed and gave me a dissaproving sideways glance, choosing instead to talk to a member of the Belgian Army opposite. Thank goodness.
(Tue 1st Mar 2005, 23:27, More)
Pissed in front of the Queen..
..no, not urinated. But when I was in the forces, I formed part of the Queen's carpet guard at one of the last Royal Tornaments. I had been on the beer since lunchtime and was extremely trollied. I felt compelled to hold my breath while she walked past in case she caught a wiff of my beer-breath, but I think she noticed and gave me a dissaproving sideways glance, choosing instead to talk to a member of the Belgian Army opposite. Thank goodness.
(Tue 1st Mar 2005, 23:27, More)