:~)

(Sat 26th Mar 2005, 11:42, More)

with this post
I bid thee all goodnight

(Sun 13th Mar 2005, 0:49, More)

he's a veteran of many a battle

(Tue 8th Mar 2005, 23:10, More)

it won't go right

so I can't be arsed to do anything else to it

and then it goes and FP's, how typical is that?
(Sun 16th Jan 2005, 23:20, More)

CFB
(Mon 10th Jan 2005, 1:06, More)

(Sun 2nd Jan 2005, 11:26, More)

the dawn chorus suddenly got dangerous

(Thu 30th Dec 2004, 22:02, More)

the next step in evolution?

(Sun 28th Nov 2004, 14:23, More)

amusingly, it's a tird

Thanks for the FP :)
(Mon 4th Oct 2004, 12:25, More)

to celebrate a year without smoking

EDIT: my first FP. thanks :)
(Sun 4th Jul 2004, 20:00, More)

» Rubbish Towns

I live in the "lovely" town of Weston-super-Mare
A seaside resort for the denzens of the council estates of birmingham.

It also had at last count, 14% of the drink/drug rehab beds in the entire country... more than manchester, liverpool and london put together!

A large proportion of these lovely individuals, mostly ones that fail to be rehabilitated, stay here after their program.. enticed by the plentiful supply of drugs supplied by the dealers that congregate here following the junkies.


If you get the opportunity to visit, I can only recommend you turn it down.
(Thu 29th Oct 2009, 11:58, More)

» World's Sickest Joke

doctor walks int George Bests room,
he says "i've got some good news and some bad news, the bad news is that you only have an hour to live,...the good news is that it's happy hour"
(Tue 13th Dec 2005, 19:45, More)

» Claims to Fame

I met John Noakes and Shep when he was judging a carnival
I was on the winning float, and got the pleasure of being licked by shep

a top experience for a seven year old

I was part of a gang which threw eggs at Bros when they were at the Radio 1 roadshow, prompting Phillip Schofield to call us all "a pack of wankers"

and I took part in a failed attempt to make the worlds biggest sandcastle
Norris McWhirter even showed up
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 17:52, More)

» Claims to Fame

my dad was an extra in the film'the charge of the light brigade'
and my grandad was the second allied soldier to walk into Belsen
(Thu 24th Feb 2005, 22:42, More)

» Office Christmas Parties

last year, our christmas bash was in june
the year before there wasn't one at all
(Thu 16th Dec 2004, 19:02, More)