Profile for Killerkitti:
"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
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In Clubs Cos I'm Cool
Poems and Stories. Also cos I'm cool
Killerkitti is not at all shitty
Because if she was shitty that would be bad and she is not bad she is good so there.
This is not much of a poem, so I will get going
that was a crap rhyme too.
Go bloodkittens! By ClanSoul
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Princess Killerkitti
Princess Killerkitti was a very talented artist, and had many loyal fans. But because of her talent, some were jealous.
One evil warlock kidnapped her one day, as she was sketching a river scene.
The kingdom was in disarray and the knights were as cluless as anyone else as to where to search.
However, a lowly chef, by the name of Spider, who had long admired Princess Killerkitti from afar yet, too shy to approach her,
had guessed her favourite spot and found signs of a struggle and tracks leading north.
Stopping only to arm himself, he set off after the Princess.
After many long days, Spider tracked the warlock down and after an epic battle
cast down his foe and restored the Princess to her Kingdom. By Spider Riviera
KILLERKITTI,
COMITES HOMICIDE IN THE CITY,
SHE KIDNAPS KIDS AND PUTS THEM IN HER VAN,
SHE USED TO PLAY IN A BAND,
SHE PLAYES HE TAMBERINE,
AND HER FATHER RUNS A SUBMARINE,
AND HER MOTHER IS "WORKING' IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I THINK THNK THIS IS A GOOD POEM,
I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME. By Doctor Dyslexia
People make pics of me. Probably cos I'm cool.
By MrPineapple. It's a bit big, so have a link.
By k3b/-\b. :D
Zombified by HappyToast, the lovey. :D
By me, Walrus Man, and jt.
By Rapitinui
By Rappola. CFB.
By Ttssattsr, for a swap
By ClanSoul. CFB.
By Hexy. Also for a swap.
Finally, a birthday pressie from MrPineapple.
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"I am from NJ. I curse... a lot. I say "yo", and I say it often. I never had school on Rosh Hashanah or Yom Kippur. I sure as hell don't pump my own gas. I know what real pizza tastes like, and I know that a bagel is much more than a fuckin' roll with a hole in the middle. I judge people by what exit they get off the parkway. I can navigate a circle--with attitude. All good nights must end at a diner--preferably with cheese fries. It's a sub, not a hoagie or, worse yet, a hero, and I wash it down with soda, not pop. Two words... "mother fucker." I don't go to the beach, I go down the shore. And boardwalk brawls are just a part of the atmosphere. Yes, I drink cawfee. I know that 65mph really means 80. I've always lived within 10 minutes of a mall. When someone cuts me off, they get the horn AND the finger. And they expect it. I am from New Jersey, and damn proud of it."
Links
Flickr
DeviantART
In Clubs Cos I'm Cool
Poems and Stories. Also cos I'm cool
Killerkitti is not at all shitty
Because if she was shitty that would be bad and she is not bad she is good so there.
This is not much of a poem, so I will get going
that was a crap rhyme too.
Go bloodkittens! By ClanSoul
Once upon a time there was a beautiful princess called Princess Killerkitti
Princess Killerkitti was a very talented artist, and had many loyal fans. But because of her talent, some were jealous.
One evil warlock kidnapped her one day, as she was sketching a river scene.
The kingdom was in disarray and the knights were as cluless as anyone else as to where to search.
However, a lowly chef, by the name of Spider, who had long admired Princess Killerkitti from afar yet, too shy to approach her,
had guessed her favourite spot and found signs of a struggle and tracks leading north.
Stopping only to arm himself, he set off after the Princess.
After many long days, Spider tracked the warlock down and after an epic battle
cast down his foe and restored the Princess to her Kingdom. By Spider Riviera
KILLERKITTI,
COMITES HOMICIDE IN THE CITY,
SHE KIDNAPS KIDS AND PUTS THEM IN HER VAN,
SHE USED TO PLAY IN A BAND,
SHE PLAYES HE TAMBERINE,
AND HER FATHER RUNS A SUBMARINE,
AND HER MOTHER IS "WORKING' IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
I THINK THNK THIS IS A GOOD POEM,
I WOULD LIKE TO GO HOME. By Doctor Dyslexia
People make pics of me. Probably cos I'm cool.
By MrPineapple. It's a bit big, so have a link.
By k3b/-\b. :D
Zombified by HappyToast, the lovey. :D
By me, Walrus Man, and jt.
By Rapitinui
By Rappola. CFB.
By Ttssattsr, for a swap
By ClanSoul. CFB.
By Hexy. Also for a swap.
Finally, a birthday pressie from MrPineapple.
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» I just don't get it
well,
there is this kid in my class who tells reeeeeeely long jokes. When they go over a minute (thy uually do) i tune out. i come back when everybodey is laughing so i just start laughing and when he asks if i get it, i say yes because if i don't he'll tell it all over again and then i tune out again, etc.
excuse my typing i have the hiuccups.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 20:31, More)
well,
there is this kid in my class who tells reeeeeeely long jokes. When they go over a minute (thy uually do) i tune out. i come back when everybodey is laughing so i just start laughing and when he asks if i get it, i say yes because if i don't he'll tell it all over again and then i tune out again, etc.
excuse my typing i have the hiuccups.
(Sat 2nd Apr 2005, 20:31, More)
» The most cash I've ever carried
The most cash...
Every year, my schhol's bands and chirs go to Hershey Park to compete. It costs about 250 dollars, or so. My mum sent me to school, with a check for half of it tucked into the front of my agenda. Not very much, but I'm a broke american teen!
(Wed 28th Jun 2006, 18:04, More)
The most cash...
Every year, my schhol's bands and chirs go to Hershey Park to compete. It costs about 250 dollars, or so. My mum sent me to school, with a check for half of it tucked into the front of my agenda. Not very much, but I'm a broke american teen!
(Wed 28th Jun 2006, 18:04, More)
» Mini Cabs From Hell
hmmm.....
i got into a skoobus in the morn fer skool. creepy driver.....was starin at mi friends butt.....an mine...eeeeeek!!
(Wed 26th May 2004, 22:57, More)
hmmm.....
i got into a skoobus in the morn fer skool. creepy driver.....was starin at mi friends butt.....an mine...eeeeeek!!
(Wed 26th May 2004, 22:57, More)
» The most childish thing you've done as an adult
Well I'm not actually an adult
But my stepdad is, and I am expected to act like an adult, so this counts.
Recently my best friend bought me a tub of dinosaurs from Target as a little cheer up present. When she gave them to me, I was rather excited. I mean, how could I not be!? As soon as I got them home, my step dad and I got them out on the floor and proceeded to fight with them and have them kill and eat each other. I guess we got a little to into the fighting because we ended up just chucking plastic dinos at each other, until one landed in the cat food. I cried.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 16:32, More)
Well I'm not actually an adult
But my stepdad is, and I am expected to act like an adult, so this counts.
Recently my best friend bought me a tub of dinosaurs from Target as a little cheer up present. When she gave them to me, I was rather excited. I mean, how could I not be!? As soon as I got them home, my step dad and I got them out on the floor and proceeded to fight with them and have them kill and eat each other. I guess we got a little to into the fighting because we ended up just chucking plastic dinos at each other, until one landed in the cat food. I cried.
(Fri 18th Sep 2009, 16:32, More)
» School Days
More-Evil Teachers
Mr. Kerekes- Gym teacher last year. Strange, round bald man that Dionne and I used to constantly make fun of behind his back. And then he got caught having a 'relationship' with a 16 year old girl (The US version of a chav called Jerika) and arrested. I do believe he's still in jail...
There he is. And for some reason, a lot of girls seem to like his replacement, Martinez. That won't end well.
Mrs. Edwards- Old Italian woman who adopted because she couldn't have kids. 7th/8th grade maths teacher. Who couldn't teach. No matter how many times I went for extra help, I ended up with Ds and Cs. She used to yell at us in Italian if we didn't do our work. At the end of 8th grade, last day actually, a friend and I went up to her and started saying simple sentences in Italian like 'I like toast.', which she found funny. She was a genuinely nice person outside of school, a lot of fun on field trips, etc. I think she's still teaching at that school.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 22:26, More)
More-Evil Teachers
Mr. Kerekes- Gym teacher last year. Strange, round bald man that Dionne and I used to constantly make fun of behind his back. And then he got caught having a 'relationship' with a 16 year old girl (The US version of a chav called Jerika) and arrested. I do believe he's still in jail...
There he is. And for some reason, a lot of girls seem to like his replacement, Martinez. That won't end well.
Mrs. Edwards- Old Italian woman who adopted because she couldn't have kids. 7th/8th grade maths teacher. Who couldn't teach. No matter how many times I went for extra help, I ended up with Ds and Cs. She used to yell at us in Italian if we didn't do our work. At the end of 8th grade, last day actually, a friend and I went up to her and started saying simple sentences in Italian like 'I like toast.', which she found funny. She was a genuinely nice person outside of school, a lot of fun on field trips, etc. I think she's still teaching at that school.
(Thu 29th Jan 2009, 22:26, More)