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My favorite foods include...Tacos
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?...The "Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog" store
Who do you spend the most time with - who is your best friend?...An imaginary dog who flies by wagging his tail
Here's $20. What do you do with it?....Buy an all-syrup Super Squishee
How's your love life?....Well, I've never dated anyone with their original hair and teeth.
You're granted one wish. What will you do?.......I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard
Which of these quotes would you be most likely to say?..........I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Which set of words describes you the best?.......Absent-minded. Unintelligent. Innocent.
I'm Ralph, who are you? by NoHomers.net
My current political compass (it seems to change each time, I was slghtly less liberal and slightly more left before)
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http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Ban90nz0/
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/CheerUpDavew27/
www.RantingFatty.com
Animi interactive sex thing
http://populationpaste.com/
VOMIT SEX
On My Period dot com
SickRik's FABUlOUS NSFW Blog
Mong Porn From SickRik
Pokemon Sex Simulator From Piston_Fixed.
Cup Chicks From BraynDedd
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=huDnvkX_eVk&mode=related&search=
SickRik* Twat on 18-30s holiday
People who have me on 'ignore'
Prediction for the London Olympics
Approved B3tan List... Mising Miss Sp@m and Kristine
Bou's sex website
Paying Attention to ME !!!
RachealSwip's profile.... funny pandering on her QOTW awnsers
Ding's Phone number
Piston falls asleep in someone
Piston's First Mistake
By the FABULOUS Kristine.
Pickle Fairy
Pickle is georgous, she doesn't look like a pickle though, or a fairy. This was not a disapoitment, because we all know that pickles and fairys can't use computers. Pickle is RUBBISH at Portal but is ACE at Mashed Potato. She said she will buy me a deep fried mars bar.
SirSandGoblin
SirSandGoblin is the best thing on the internet, ever, and off the internet, ever. He has long golden flowing locks and is a bit like Jesus, in the respect that he was an origional member of The Carpenters.
Wicca'd Witch
Wicca is a fabulous red-headed madain who would be able to survive sucessfully in any time period that post-dates the end of dinosaurs.
Mykey Boy
Mykey is fantastic and my arms almost reached all the way around him when I gave him a hug. I want to go back to aberdeen so I can give him more hugs.
Maffers
Maffers is scottish and his repoductive organs are all in tip-top working order.
Dangermouse (aka) Webclam
Clammy is a top bloke who claims to love Vodka and Coke, but I've seen him drink Beer. He once started up a campaign of bullying against me, but I forgave him.
Mono
I want mono to give me a hug, I would feel both safe and dangerous at the same time, in his warm loving arms. He has been known to tell people to "Fuck off", but I don't think he really means it.
WebWench
Webby is fabulous and drives old cars and is a good laugh.
Rosalicious
Au'righ' guvnah', she's the big I Am and can out market-lingo anyone I know.
Moohala
Moo'ie knows the good life, posh fags - wet shaves - dry bummings and self lubrication.
Hexacordial
Hexy is the most musicaly tallented person I know, he'll go far as an internet celebraty.
Kersal
She informed me that she wants to smell my dick because I once came home late.
Cr3
Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He does things on the internet better than anyone I know.
Spangolin
Spangles is short with red hair, she brought me dougnuts. I like dougnuts. Doughnuts come from America. One time I went to America. Some kid pushed me off the slide. I didn't like it.
Wormulus
Wormulus would be so much better if he was wormulus.
Rathen, Bud and Shambles
They're horrible bullys, I'm putting them in here to validate them, because I think they need my validation.
Evil Lu
She is the Queen of the Internet, but not like a royal queen, or a drag queen, more like the purely queen.
Mrs. Sp@m
Sp@mmy is fabulous but she won't let me come to her Anne Summer's party, but I forgave her by making my own Sitting Arround In Pants While Watching Hollyoaks Party. At first, I didn't invite her, because she didn't invite me, but then I felt mean. She can come to my Sitting Around In Pants party.
Esme
Esme looks after animals, including dogs, and dogs are one of my favorite things in the whole world. I have a lot of respect for her.
Fluzzy
Fluzzy has given birth no less than twenty eight times, and she gives the kids away (for free too !). According to Hollyoaks, this is a very hard thing to do. I respect her quite a lot too. Not Respect as in "Yo', respect blud" way, but in a real admiration way.
Bou & Syncubus
One day they're going to get married and when they do, I want to be at the Cheif Bride's Maid.
The Hood Butters
They own a mother fucking music studio, and have awsome bashes, fantastic people.
Jenpots
Jenpots is fabulous, and I'm not just saying that because she is a Ninja who will kill me in twenty nine different ways before I hit the ground with a single flick of her finger.
SuperMatt
He lives with me, I have to include him on this list, otherwise he'll wank in my sock draw.... again. I like him because I can talk about geeky things and do SECRET INTERNET PROJECTS and he understands what I'm talking about. He doesn't realise this, but I'm drinking his Ribena right now.
Todd
The only girl I've ever meet who can wear a pretty dress with a waste-coat thing with like a billion pockets.
Easty
Token Ginger.
Tricky (aka) Moon Girl Technologies
She says things that I sometimes don't understand. You only have to be 1% more clever than someone to be clever'er, but I susspect she is more than 1% clever'er than me.
Kristine
She's american and can do clever things using ♥ and html. I don't know how she does it.
Blue Star
Once during a Girls Allowed performance, the ginger one was feeling poorly, so she stood in for her, nobody could tell the difference, infact, there was an improvement.
Noit
He got me an awsome deal with my mobile phone thinggy. He also lead to an increase in the sales of tents by 150%.
Damion
He is a big legal type who told me to "Plead the fith" when I got arrested for exposing myself to an unquialifide doctor.
The Baroness
She's going to teach me how to be a stripper... my theme is going to be "Hay Big Spender".
GrandmaOfShoes
He does awsome sporty things. I wish I could do awsome sporty things.
Jam Master Geordie
He is bald and lives with his mum and is on the dole.
Dr Preference
I forgot why I like him, I just do, he's a very likeable fella.
Theoban
Best. Hair. EVER.
Rnuck
He will teach me the ways of becoming a cool sirfisticated james bond like geezer.
Donkey Gums
With his long flowing locks and tallent for drawing and music, he'll one day lead me to an event where I'll burp on Nancy from Hollyoak's hair.
SleepyBlinky
Everyone loves her because she's so great, and I'm no exception.
The Furry Dinsaur
She has the prettiest dresses known to wo/mankind, but she reads books and says things about politics that I don't understand, so I smile and nod and agree.
Azra3l
He's a top geeza, and I'm not just adding him to my list because he's a Scary Biker Dude.
Hubear
He was once known as a Tesco Value JMG, but I think he's grown into a person in his own right. Top Bloke.
Jobe
He likes Otters. I like Otters. We like Otters.
TY&GN
He used to be shit, he's no longer shit. I preffered the name "Hello...", that he used to go by.
Friz
He's improving day after day, but some days he goes down, but most days he's up.
Kyal Histeria
Where on earth has he gone? I haven't seen him in YONKS.
DeliriumSpong
She said she would make me dinner, I like dinner, she said I don't have to choose what I want, I on't like choosing what I want.
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My favorite foods include...Tacos
If you could be anywhere right now, where would you be?...The "Fireworks, Candy, and Puppy Dog" store
Who do you spend the most time with - who is your best friend?...An imaginary dog who flies by wagging his tail
Here's $20. What do you do with it?....Buy an all-syrup Super Squishee
How's your love life?....Well, I've never dated anyone with their original hair and teeth.
You're granted one wish. What will you do?.......I wish for a turkey sandwich, on rye bread, with lettuce and mustard
Which of these quotes would you be most likely to say?..........I was on the Internet within minutes registering my disgust throughout the world.
Which set of words describes you the best?.......Absent-minded. Unintelligent. Innocent.
I'm Ralph, who are you? by NoHomers.net
My current political compass (it seems to change each time, I was slghtly less liberal and slightly more left before)
<img src="http://www.bogaz.info/_paul/married.gif" title="I've married a 90Nz0 club">
<img src="http://www.bogaz.info/_paul/adopt.gif" title="I've adopted a 90Nz0 club">
<img src="http://www.bogaz.info/_paul/shutup.gif" title="The 'Shut Up' and 'Fuck Off' 90Nz0,,,, club">
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Links
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/Ban90nz0/
http://www.ipetitions.com/petition/CheerUpDavew27/
www.RantingFatty.com
Weird NSFW Stuff
Animi interactive sex thing
http://populationpaste.com/
VOMIT SEX
On My Period dot com
SickRik's FABUlOUS NSFW Blog
Mong Porn From SickRik
Pokemon Sex Simulator From Piston_Fixed.
Cup Chicks From BraynDedd
Things I hate on YouTube
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=huDnvkX_eVk&mode=related&search=
Posts I want to bookmark for some reason
People who have me on 'ignore'
Prediction for the London Olympics
Approved B3tan List... Mising Miss Sp@m and Kristine
Bou's sex website
Paying Attention to ME !!!
RachealSwip's profile.... funny pandering on her QOTW awnsers
Ding's Phone number
Piston falls asleep in someone
Piston's First Mistake
Me and Gobbo
Badges and pictures people have made for me.
By the FABULOUS Kristine.
Obligatory NUDE shot
Obliatory online test things
| Disorder | Rating |
| Paranoid: | Low |
| Schizoid: | Low |
| Schizotypal: | High |
| Antisocial: | Moderate |
| Borderline: | Moderate |
| Histrionic: | High |
| Narcissistic: | Moderate |
| Avoidant: | Very High |
| Dependent: | Very High |
| Obsessive-Compulsive: | Moderate |
-- Personality Disorder Test -- -- Personality Disorder Information -- | |
I'm a fan of the following people, in no specific order...(I've probably left a few people out here, if I have, Gaz me)
Pickle Fairy
Pickle is georgous, she doesn't look like a pickle though, or a fairy. This was not a disapoitment, because we all know that pickles and fairys can't use computers. Pickle is RUBBISH at Portal but is ACE at Mashed Potato. She said she will buy me a deep fried mars bar.
SirSandGoblin
SirSandGoblin is the best thing on the internet, ever, and off the internet, ever. He has long golden flowing locks and is a bit like Jesus, in the respect that he was an origional member of The Carpenters.
Wicca'd Witch
Wicca is a fabulous red-headed madain who would be able to survive sucessfully in any time period that post-dates the end of dinosaurs.
Mykey Boy
Mykey is fantastic and my arms almost reached all the way around him when I gave him a hug. I want to go back to aberdeen so I can give him more hugs.
Maffers
Maffers is scottish and his repoductive organs are all in tip-top working order.
Dangermouse (aka) Webclam
Clammy is a top bloke who claims to love Vodka and Coke, but I've seen him drink Beer. He once started up a campaign of bullying against me, but I forgave him.
Mono
I want mono to give me a hug, I would feel both safe and dangerous at the same time, in his warm loving arms. He has been known to tell people to "Fuck off", but I don't think he really means it.
WebWench
Webby is fabulous and drives old cars and is a good laugh.
Rosalicious
Au'righ' guvnah', she's the big I Am and can out market-lingo anyone I know.
Moohala
Moo'ie knows the good life, posh fags - wet shaves - dry bummings and self lubrication.
Hexacordial
Hexy is the most musicaly tallented person I know, he'll go far as an internet celebraty.
Kersal
She informed me that she wants to smell my dick because I once came home late.
Cr3
Women want to be with him, men want to be like him. He does things on the internet better than anyone I know.
Spangolin
Spangles is short with red hair, she brought me dougnuts. I like dougnuts. Doughnuts come from America. One time I went to America. Some kid pushed me off the slide. I didn't like it.
Wormulus
Wormulus would be so much better if he was wormulus.
Rathen, Bud and Shambles
They're horrible bullys, I'm putting them in here to validate them, because I think they need my validation.
Evil Lu
She is the Queen of the Internet, but not like a royal queen, or a drag queen, more like the purely queen.
Mrs. Sp@m
Sp@mmy is fabulous but she won't let me come to her Anne Summer's party, but I forgave her by making my own Sitting Arround In Pants While Watching Hollyoaks Party. At first, I didn't invite her, because she didn't invite me, but then I felt mean. She can come to my Sitting Around In Pants party.
Esme
Esme looks after animals, including dogs, and dogs are one of my favorite things in the whole world. I have a lot of respect for her.
Fluzzy
Fluzzy has given birth no less than twenty eight times, and she gives the kids away (for free too !). According to Hollyoaks, this is a very hard thing to do. I respect her quite a lot too. Not Respect as in "Yo', respect blud" way, but in a real admiration way.
Bou & Syncubus
One day they're going to get married and when they do, I want to be at the Cheif Bride's Maid.
The Hood Butters
They own a mother fucking music studio, and have awsome bashes, fantastic people.
Jenpots
Jenpots is fabulous, and I'm not just saying that because she is a Ninja who will kill me in twenty nine different ways before I hit the ground with a single flick of her finger.
SuperMatt
He lives with me, I have to include him on this list, otherwise he'll wank in my sock draw.... again. I like him because I can talk about geeky things and do SECRET INTERNET PROJECTS and he understands what I'm talking about. He doesn't realise this, but I'm drinking his Ribena right now.
Todd
The only girl I've ever meet who can wear a pretty dress with a waste-coat thing with like a billion pockets.
Easty
Token Ginger.
Tricky (aka) Moon Girl Technologies
She says things that I sometimes don't understand. You only have to be 1% more clever than someone to be clever'er, but I susspect she is more than 1% clever'er than me.
Kristine
She's american and can do clever things using ♥ and html. I don't know how she does it.
Blue Star
Once during a Girls Allowed performance, the ginger one was feeling poorly, so she stood in for her, nobody could tell the difference, infact, there was an improvement.
Noit
He got me an awsome deal with my mobile phone thinggy. He also lead to an increase in the sales of tents by 150%.
Damion
He is a big legal type who told me to "Plead the fith" when I got arrested for exposing myself to an unquialifide doctor.
The Baroness
She's going to teach me how to be a stripper... my theme is going to be "Hay Big Spender".
GrandmaOfShoes
He does awsome sporty things. I wish I could do awsome sporty things.
Jam Master Geordie
He is bald and lives with his mum and is on the dole.
Dr Preference
I forgot why I like him, I just do, he's a very likeable fella.
Theoban
Best. Hair. EVER.
Rnuck
He will teach me the ways of becoming a cool sirfisticated james bond like geezer.
Donkey Gums
With his long flowing locks and tallent for drawing and music, he'll one day lead me to an event where I'll burp on Nancy from Hollyoak's hair.
SleepyBlinky
Everyone loves her because she's so great, and I'm no exception.
The Furry Dinsaur
She has the prettiest dresses known to wo/mankind, but she reads books and says things about politics that I don't understand, so I smile and nod and agree.
Azra3l
He's a top geeza, and I'm not just adding him to my list because he's a Scary Biker Dude.
Hubear
He was once known as a Tesco Value JMG, but I think he's grown into a person in his own right. Top Bloke.
Jobe
He likes Otters. I like Otters. We like Otters.
TY&GN
He used to be shit, he's no longer shit. I preffered the name "Hello...", that he used to go by.
Friz
He's improving day after day, but some days he goes down, but most days he's up.
Kyal Histeria
Where on earth has he gone? I haven't seen him in YONKS.
DeliriumSpong
She said she would make me dinner, I like dinner, she said I don't have to choose what I want, I on't like choosing what I want.
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» Call Centres
The Toilet Paper Saga
At work (a cab-office, call centre essenchaly), they are always running out of bog roll. Often I would go there and they'ld be none, which is no good for me as I have chrones and as such can hold it in for a minuite or two max.
Three weeks in a row, I had to get a friend from home (I live around the corner) to come up with a packet. Not being out-of-order, I always leave whatever I bring there. I eventually worked out that his comes up to an hour's wages, so I put on a 'docket'* with the recipt, where I get a note saying "Who asked you to buy toilet paper? I did not say you can buy toilet paper". I thought this was a bit tight and out of order, so I came up with The Toilet Paper Fund...
I came back the following weekend, and there was a hand full of 2ps and 1ps. Apparently, the staff have been using my toilet paper fund to buy coffee and chocolate out of the vending machine, so I wrote another letter....
People still don't take my plight seriously, but at least everyone had a good laugh. I've taken to taking toilet paper home with me when it's there, they owe me 8 more rolls and then we're quits. I also now have a hidden spot in the office where I keep my toilet paper.
* A little bit of paper for when the cabs do an 'account' job, rather than cash, so they get paid
(Thu 3rd Sep 2009, 14:15, More)
The Toilet Paper Saga
At work (a cab-office, call centre essenchaly), they are always running out of bog roll. Often I would go there and they'ld be none, which is no good for me as I have chrones and as such can hold it in for a minuite or two max.
Three weeks in a row, I had to get a friend from home (I live around the corner) to come up with a packet. Not being out-of-order, I always leave whatever I bring there. I eventually worked out that his comes up to an hour's wages, so I put on a 'docket'* with the recipt, where I get a note saying "Who asked you to buy toilet paper? I did not say you can buy toilet paper". I thought this was a bit tight and out of order, so I came up with The Toilet Paper Fund...
I came back the following weekend, and there was a hand full of 2ps and 1ps. Apparently, the staff have been using my toilet paper fund to buy coffee and chocolate out of the vending machine, so I wrote another letter....
People still don't take my plight seriously, but at least everyone had a good laugh. I've taken to taking toilet paper home with me when it's there, they owe me 8 more rolls and then we're quits. I also now have a hidden spot in the office where I keep my toilet paper.
* A little bit of paper for when the cabs do an 'account' job, rather than cash, so they get paid
(Thu 3rd Sep 2009, 14:15, More)
» Cougars and Sugar Daddies
My first girlfriend.
I was about 8, she was about 18. She was a very famous actorist, in the british hit "Eastenders". We went out on our first date, where we went skating. It was love at first sight, we held hand and went around in circles along the race track. My heart was beating, and then she kissed me, and I knew she would always be the one.
Sadly, it never worked out, and she turned to the Coke.
Here is a photo of us.
(Mon 8th Dec 2008, 14:26, More)
My first girlfriend.
I was about 8, she was about 18. She was a very famous actorist, in the british hit "Eastenders". We went out on our first date, where we went skating. It was love at first sight, we held hand and went around in circles along the race track. My heart was beating, and then she kissed me, and I knew she would always be the one.
Sadly, it never worked out, and she turned to the Coke.
Here is a photo of us.
(Mon 8th Dec 2008, 14:26, More)
» Sexual fetishes
Traffic Wardons.
I fucking love traffic wardon roleplay. I put on my traffic wardon costume (I'm not a really one, I got one from here), and get my partner to park just inside some double yellow lines. I get my Psion, little notebook and casio digital camera. I take some photos of him parking in the lines. I make sure I get the right messurements and put them into the PDA.
I then go for a walk for a little bit, about half an hour plus ten minuites grace, and I come back and start writtin a ticket. My partner, in the mean time, comes back from the pub and sees me writting this down. He then comes at me, all manly and butch, shouting "You can't give me a ticket !", "Sorry sir, you're in the double yellows, and I've already started writting it down", "Please man, I need this car, and I can't afford to pay the fine". We then have a heated debate as to my self worth, he calls me a jobsworth cunt and all that, and I act calm and rationaly. It ends with me giving him a ticket.
Then within 28 days, I go around to his house, he could be doing anything at the time, and I tell him "You've got to pay the fine". I then get another friend to play the part of a juniour court clerk so we can play a bit of role-play contesting the fine.
I won't get into all the sex part of thing on here, don't want people to think i'm weird, but it doesn't take much imagination to see where it can fit in. Loads of opertunity to have sex in that 28 days.
(Fri 23rd Oct 2009, 14:23, More)
Traffic Wardons.
I fucking love traffic wardon roleplay. I put on my traffic wardon costume (I'm not a really one, I got one from here), and get my partner to park just inside some double yellow lines. I get my Psion, little notebook and casio digital camera. I take some photos of him parking in the lines. I make sure I get the right messurements and put them into the PDA.
I then go for a walk for a little bit, about half an hour plus ten minuites grace, and I come back and start writtin a ticket. My partner, in the mean time, comes back from the pub and sees me writting this down. He then comes at me, all manly and butch, shouting "You can't give me a ticket !", "Sorry sir, you're in the double yellows, and I've already started writting it down", "Please man, I need this car, and I can't afford to pay the fine". We then have a heated debate as to my self worth, he calls me a jobsworth cunt and all that, and I act calm and rationaly. It ends with me giving him a ticket.
Then within 28 days, I go around to his house, he could be doing anything at the time, and I tell him "You've got to pay the fine". I then get another friend to play the part of a juniour court clerk so we can play a bit of role-play contesting the fine.
I won't get into all the sex part of thing on here, don't want people to think i'm weird, but it doesn't take much imagination to see where it can fit in. Loads of opertunity to have sex in that 28 days.
(Fri 23rd Oct 2009, 14:23, More)
» Tales of the Unexplained
True story.
My dad nearly died about 10 years ago, of a heart attack. As he was laying in the bed on his way out, he yells "Fuck off", and the nurse was confused. He saw his own dad, who he hated, telling my dad to come with him.
(Tue 8th Jul 2008, 17:33, More)
True story.
My dad nearly died about 10 years ago, of a heart attack. As he was laying in the bed on his way out, he yells "Fuck off", and the nurse was confused. He saw his own dad, who he hated, telling my dad to come with him.
(Tue 8th Jul 2008, 17:33, More)
» Best Comebacks
You're Gay.
Their was a group of kids at school who always picked on someone for a lesson. Unfortunatly I was flavour of the week.
So, there I am, cault in class two tables infront of them...
"You're gay, I bet you like to suck dick..."
- "no"
"Bet you do, you fuckin' fag."
- "no"
"Suck my dick you gayboy"
- "Wouldn't that make you gay?"
"fuck off gayboy"
- "ok"
"You're gay, bet you like to suck dick.."
Anyway, this went on for about 40 minuites, and was starting to get a little irritating.
So I stood up, turned around and said "Yes, I'm fucking gay, ok. So fucking what? Are you happy now? You've dragged my personal life for everyone to see. Thank you very much.", and then stormed out the class with a teacher running after me, I turned around and explained to her what I was doing, and that I was just going to use the loo.
At lunch brake the girls starting coming up to me and talking, and I explained it teached them a lesson, and we became very good friends, and the rummors were quickly dismissed by everyone who mattered.
Whenever him or his "crew" started on me, all I had to do was wink, and they would leave me alone.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:19, More)
You're Gay.
Their was a group of kids at school who always picked on someone for a lesson. Unfortunatly I was flavour of the week.
So, there I am, cault in class two tables infront of them...
"You're gay, I bet you like to suck dick..."
- "no"
"Bet you do, you fuckin' fag."
- "no"
"Suck my dick you gayboy"
- "Wouldn't that make you gay?"
"fuck off gayboy"
- "ok"
"You're gay, bet you like to suck dick.."
Anyway, this went on for about 40 minuites, and was starting to get a little irritating.
So I stood up, turned around and said "Yes, I'm fucking gay, ok. So fucking what? Are you happy now? You've dragged my personal life for everyone to see. Thank you very much.", and then stormed out the class with a teacher running after me, I turned around and explained to her what I was doing, and that I was just going to use the loo.
At lunch brake the girls starting coming up to me and talking, and I explained it teached them a lesson, and we became very good friends, and the rummors were quickly dismissed by everyone who mattered.
Whenever him or his "crew" started on me, all I had to do was wink, and they would leave me alone.
(Thu 29th Apr 2004, 15:19, More)