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stay happy, dont come to Widnes

Email addy Dobhar.Chu@gmaildotcom

SHamelessly musically untalented











Recent front page messages:

Why I dont beeleeeve

(Fri 3rd Dec 2004, 4:52, More)

Run pengy

posts, shoots and wipes
(Wed 29th Sep 2004, 11:21, More)

heelo, good evening,
and g'night

I'm knackered.
edit: wake up to FP, thank you you kind things you.
(Tue 11th May 2004, 3:55, More)

chew chew chew

(Thu 3rd Jul 2003, 1:37, More)

Monkey Punishment: Often Cruel,Often Unusual

(Fri 6th Jun 2003, 20:40, More)

Best answers to questions:

» Pure Ignorance

Smackheads
I was queuing in Kwik save once and behind be I heard a grating voice explain that Kinder Bueno's are bad, because although it looks like tin foil the wrapper is really plastic and some had wasted an entire deal by melting thier shit to the wrapper.
(Fri 7th Jan 2005, 13:22, More)

» Scars with history

Broken Sternum
I was rolling a cigarette whilst riding my bike non handed. I got stuck in a rut in the road, suddenly vered left and into and through the windscreen of a parked Astra Van.
(Fri 4th Feb 2005, 15:44, More)

» Rubbish Towns

Widnes
Complete with animal renderer, human waste recyling, toxic waste recycling, coal power station, the smelly river mersey(once the over flow for the animal renderering plant, which is called The Grannox. As fearful sounding as it is smelly.

Thankfully though, most of the chemical industry has collapsed so the great big chimney that pumped out cyanide has gone =) So has the Golden Wonder factory so everything no longer has thin film of crisp fat on everything.

So I am doomed to a cancerous death thanks to my home town, which probably explains why the drugs and beer are so cheap here =) Which in turn probably explains why the kids round these here parts all start growing beards at the age of eight, girls included.
(Mon 2nd Nov 2009, 17:46, More)

» Useless Information

staggeringly
A large number of people don't bother reading through the answers before they post their own and thus constantly bang on about statues of horses, polar bears, words that don't rhyme, and people who repeat older answers.
(Fri 18th Mar 2005, 15:29, More)

» Have you ever been rude to a celebrity?

I
tripped up Bill Oddie whilst he was out jogging past the natural history museum. I say tripped, more of a case of small enough not to be seen and tumbled over really. I later went on to learn how to fish and exagerate things.
(Fri 16th Apr 2004, 0:43, More)
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