I read that as....

A study by a psychology professor has found links between personality and music taste.

The Heriot-Watt university professor Mr Fucking Obvious said: "We have always suspected a link between music taste and personality. This is the first time that we've been able to look at it in real detail. No-one has ever done this on this scale before.

"People do actually define themselves through music and relate to other people through it but we haven't known in detail how music is connected to identity."

According to the study heavy metal fans are Faakin' Poofy Whimps, indie music listeners should slit their wrists€ and lovers of pop music are Sheep.

He found that country and western fans are Obease Redneck Wrongheads, rap fans Car Theifs and jazz and classical music supporters are in the closet.

Contrary to the stereotype, heavy metal fans are Faakin' Poofy Whimps and at ease with themselves but they tend workshy cunts.

Those who listen to heavy metal and classical music share character traits of being Faakin' Poofy Whimps AND stuck in the closet.

But classical music fans Should just get over themselfs while heavy rock fans Faakin' Poofy Whimps.

More than 25 people around the pub took part in the survey, the biggest of its type ever conducted.

They were asked to rate 104 musical styles in the study and were also questioned on aspects of their personality.

( Go Go Gadget Gonzo ! Bud the DOOFUS sold me crack, both types., Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:38, More)

i have no idea why people can get a permit for thier brass band to play in the midle of town
yet when i make sex noises at keria fucking nightly at a movie premier i get asked to move on or i'll be arrested
( mongychops, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:32, More)

It's going to be a shittty wet one, I think.

( Esme Weatherwax wants to know where her fucking rum is, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 18:06, More)

you
you didn't come last night. i cried
(Just Harry knows he's shithttp://www.b3ta.com/talk/5407701, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 17:05, More)

I cleaned ours when we first moved in.
But only because it looked like a family of poos had moved in and then died of exploding.
( Noit Why is the racism?, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 16:44, More)

Plaese psot massage
cilck ingore
( Evil Lu - with three rats, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 14:00, More)

assaulted cold meats is a must-have for a breakfast

( Nile, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 10:30, More)

oi !
www.b3ta.com/links/Im_a_DAD
( awallafashagba check out my mix - see profile, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 1:49, More)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=NtWninHcXQo
( Gilgamesh - free the Expo 67, Sun 7 Sep 2008, 0:04, More)

*jumps up*
*hits head*
*gets downs*
( SpoonMeiser "meh", Sat 6 Sep 2008, 23:22, More)

I suggest getting a life

( hubare wants to organise a bitterbash :(, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:54, More)

So apparently, Microwave was bullied off the SomethingAwful forums
because people kept letting him know how incredibly bangable his mother is.

popular page please

( TonyUNDERSCORE from the Internet Michael Phelps Returns To His Tank At Sea World, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 19:11, More)

Now you've ignored him you can't see this subthread.
So I can freely call you a scabby-flapped cock-gobbling golter-yeded slack-fannied buttsuck.
( Todd the Groincrusher Eyes pop, skin explodes, everybody dead, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 18:22, More)

I AM A PASTY BORING UNEMPLOYABLE BITTER OLD CUNT!

( Scrybl Say it : Boudicca Boudicca Boudicca, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 16:42, More)

well, that's one in the eye for everyone who says b3ta isn't as funny as it used to be

( Gilgamesh - free the Expo 67, Sat 6 Sep 2008, 0:59, More)

I saw that one, she drove a car about
until she blew a seal.
( Tyronne http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERIjAkdW42Q, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 22:13, More)

That's Lu, not Sammi
And there's no need for name-calling.
( Fluzzy tonne of onvils, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 18:18, More)

What's that thing you put a golf ball on when you take your first short of the round?.... Thanks, two sugars.

ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRS.......? Thanks, two sugars.

Sorry, i'm just writting this down, could you slowly tell me how do you spell Tomarto? [quick interption] Thanks, two sugars.

** Can't think of any more **
( Go Go Gadget Gonzo ! Bud the DOOFUS sold me crack, both types., Fri 5 Sep 2008, 13:29, More)

I imagine it was all your sperms going MNNNNNNNNGGG in unison

(glued eel, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 11:23, More)

An air raid siren just went off in Piston...
A girl looked at him.
( Bud Muhnquai is a crack dealer, Fri 5 Sep 2008, 9:35, More)