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It was number 5 m8. If I remember correctly he could also get Monica, Erica, Rita, Sandra, Mary, and Jessica.

(, Fri 28 Apr 2017, 12:27, More)
#420blazerit

(, Fri 28 Apr 2017, 10:17, More)
^ 1/4 of the Crash Test Dummies

(, Fri 28 Apr 2017, 8:46, More)
Sharpen a pencil over your own head.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 15:32, More)
something about the distance from which apples fall from trees

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:54, More)
There's no jingoism like free-market jingoism.

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 14:28, More)
i hate you and i wish you were dead

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:29, More)
go and do a mark speight

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:45, More)
I don't play pokeymon but I still hate you and wish you were dead

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 9:34, More)
Warsaw Turist Board, ffs

(, Thu 27 Apr 2017, 8:53, More)
What? Oh yeah, that's right. Modern offices don't use "paper".
You fucking idiot.
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 16:32, More)
not the weather for them yet

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:57, More)
Don't forget your sports jacket.

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 15:47, More)
I'm pretty sure we'd all feel like that around a pair of tweenage girls
he just had the balls to do what we were all thinking
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 13:28, More)

there's a cooling off she's on her
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 10:28, More)
"Is that Pete's Builders? Yeah, we wanna build a hospital, how much will one cost?"
"Yeah, mostly in cash, but the last payment will be a post-dated cheque to make sure you finish everything".
"31million? Can't you do it for an even 30million and we'll take care of muckaway and leaving cones out on the road?"
"Cheers, nice one, I'll call you on Monday with the plans".

/Slippery Mick, Minister of Infrastructure
(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:11, More)
I really do wish I'd kept the receipt for this surprise-ometer :(

(, Wed 26 Apr 2017, 11:39, More)
Thorne-y MILF Anal #6

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 21:52, More)
I had biryani for lunch every day last week and things went from their usual 'tipping an eel out of a wellie' to actually having to strain.

(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 15:20, More)
^
Although, "she's a Tory" would have sufficed, for me.
(, Tue 25 Apr 2017, 12:46, More)

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