With apologies for pushing JMG from the top, but I'm sure he'll approve of what I am about to say.I'm going FENCING today, but before I do, I shall require sustenance. That is why I shall be having FISH AND CHIPS beforehand, and WINE afterwards. As if that wasn't enough, I am on the guest list to the opening of some swanky new Spanish bar in town, where there will be LOTS of SPANISH SENORITAS, all, no doubt, hankering after a glimpse of rnuk.
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Do you have six fingers on one hand?(
Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:39,
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There's not much of you in the first placeA glimpse is the best they can expect
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Short men often say things like thatDoesn't make it true of course.
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Angry little beggars tooWell balanced with a chip on both shoulders
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You worry me(
trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:40,
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Let's roleplay.It's the usual situation we see in our minds. I'm up the top of a mountain, laughing down at you people.
What do you throw?
Asides a tantrum in capital letters.
It's Psycho-Analysis day here at JMG Towers.
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29,
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It's going to be hard to top this.(
Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:34,
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*Dampens brow*Excellent.
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:34,
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my pants.(
Maffers I've come to my senses, that I've become senseless, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:31,
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Ambivalence.(
trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:31,
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Anorexia is for the lazy.(
Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:38,
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Phat beats from da lohnden masiv(
Go Go Gadget Gonzo ! Bud the DOOFUS sold me crack, both types., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:37,
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This is very arousing.(
Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:49,
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unghso basically I woke up about 20 mins ago and felt incredibly dreadful. alcohol bad etc. however, I went to urinate and whilst that was happening i passed out. i woke up writhing on the floor going 'uuuruururururuuuu' and my chin may be broken. Is that normal? or am i diseased.
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That's perfectly normal.And you have AIDS.
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Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:25,
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so what's wrong with that?;)
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Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:27,
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A needle pulling thread is what's wrong with that.(
Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:28,
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*blows raspberry at you*(
Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:28,
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Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29,
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promises promises/ac
;)
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Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29,
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heya!thanks for coming last night. it was a1 tip top
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spacefish un, dix, un dix onze cent!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29,
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a clubbing jam fayre :)(
Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:32,
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unless it's "so long, and thanks for all the fish"(
spacefish un, dix, un dix onze cent!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:28,
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good morningthank you for last night. I've never seen so much Quorn in one place before :)
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Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29,
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i bought a fair bit because a veggie from my work said he might pop in toowe got through it all anyway :)
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spacefish un, dix, un dix onze cent!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:31,
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I was glad to see non-veggies eating Quorn :)(
Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:33,
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I eat loads of quornAnd pigs, ducks, fish, sheep and the occasional bit of cow.
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maybe the release of pressure in your abdomen allowed some of your internal organs to burst inside you(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:26, archived)
maybe it's that thing that JD got in scrubs where he passes out when he poosor maybe not
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TopUpTheTea www.bmycharity.com/tuttRunsNorth, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:27,
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I hope you cleaned up the mess(
Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:27,
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Someone has to take the piss(
trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:31,
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good morning pretty boy/ac
how are you?
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Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:31,
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You need to realign something or otherNot bad, you?
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trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:33,
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not badthough the kids will be home in about three minutes so noisiness will happen in my current serenity :)
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Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:35,
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I am waiting for a call, and then I am off out for luncheon and a film(
trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:37,
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oooh nice :)what are you going to see?
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Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:41,
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Kung Fu Panda with Jen and the girls(
trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:44,
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birthday treat?wish her a happy birthday from me :)
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Jadeviper wants to make songs with people, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:48,
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You have to sacrifice a sock to the angry vengeful god of laundry(
trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:34,
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sounds like normal rat arsed category 5 behaviourstage 6 you will shit yourself
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:32,
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and your first thought was not to wash your piss soaked body or go to E.R with your potentially broken chin.but to come here and tell the internet about it?
tit.
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Maffers I've come to my senses, that I've become senseless, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:33,
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hahah goto ERDoc: "What happened?"
glenbo: "I passed out having a piss and cunted my chin on the bog pan."
Doc: "Oh."
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:34,
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+ "get in line with all the other people who don't know when to stop drinking"(
Maffers I've come to my senses, that I've become senseless, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:35,
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haha yeahjust behind the bloke who fell through the kebab shop window
/'when i was a lad' blog
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Firkinfedup was right in the middle of a fucking reptile zoo, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:37,
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You have the wibbly wobbliesquick, wrap your penis in cling-film
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Lightguy Bill Oddie fucked an otter, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:34,
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Roffleabstrusegoose.com/3
lifehacker.com/373817/top-10-harmless-geek-pranks
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Go Go Gadget Gonzo ! Bud the DOOFUS sold me crack, both types., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:19,
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build your own gays,drape some cold cuts over some scatter cushions
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Meet the meat.(
trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:24,
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Awww =((((You should have tied them up.
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Go Go Gadget Gonzo ! Bud the DOOFUS sold me crack, both types., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:23,
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I knowI'm beginning to wish I did
Oh well, I'm going to play some quake 4 now.
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SuperMatt, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:25,
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I got that on the 360 somewhere.Give Kameo a play too, that was excelent.
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Go Go Gadget Gonzo ! Bud the DOOFUS sold me crack, both types., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:29,
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We are amused.(
Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:22,
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Actually I'm speaking on behalf of the Government of Myanmar.(
Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:23,
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Someone's got to do it.This junta isn't going to restore it's own good name, dagnabbit.
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Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:24,
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trev changed from "It's complicated" to "engorged" on, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:24,
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NEVER!That's just sick.
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Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:25,
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Have you ever been to Dublin airport?A place set up entirely to uphold stereotypes. So many nuns and drunks, it's amazing.
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A friend of mine used to have a band called The Drunken Nuns.(
Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:30,
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Where do they get new ones from?I've only ever seen nuns of pensionable age and beyond.
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They import them.Seriously.
Most of the Irish orders will fold in the next decade because nobody joins any more.
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Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:35,
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The Vatican has a good stockAll the mardy ones run the post office there.
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You can never find the cat you need when it's vet time.=(
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Rev. Cleo is going to London, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:55,
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Take the wrong cat and ask them to do a sex change on it.(
Noit Why is the racism?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:57,
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take a different catthey'll all need to be put down at somepoint
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Turn the lights off, all cats are grey in the dark...(
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It's not like the cat is going to know the difference.(
Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:14,
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Your reply wasn't up to much either.(
Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:15,
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How's the cowboy stuff progressing?(
Dr Preference has a copy of Fly Fishing by J R Hartley, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 11:17,
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2 free tickets to the Mighty Boosh festivalTickets now gone, ta
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jdtg06, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:35,
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Damn, that's a very tempting offer, but I can't afford the petrol from Brighton :/You are a regular awesome-o philanthropist for offering, though.
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cr3 is purring, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:42,
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GRR THE MIGHTY BOOSH OH GOD I AM SO ANGRY GRRRRRR >:((
Easty making puns about broken cookers is deranged, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:51,
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*hocks into spitoon*(
Easty making puns about broken cookers is deranged, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:57,
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I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD I'M GOING TO KILL SOMEONE!Do this do that, no I don't want to do it, I asked you to do it yesterday (did you fuck), no I won't move out the way even though you're trying to make the bed in a room the size of two large cupboards! Hey, what's wrong with you?
What's FUCKING WRONG?! ARGH!
Sorry. How are you all?
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Bats got bored of "BatDyke", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:04,
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hello gorgeousdon't be too sad... I'm here! *cuddles*
/hexy
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SuperMatt, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:06,
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*Cheers up immediately**Big cuddles*
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Bats got bored of "BatDyke", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:07,
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:Ddon't let them get you. I am here in supermatt's house with my boyfriend and we are watching funnies. Would you care to join us?
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SuperMatt, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:11,
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I am guessing we aren't doing anything this weekend.I will watch films and eat supernoodles
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baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:17,
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I dunno.News to me.
Who'll be there?
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baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:26,
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I'm okay, but I do appreciate the offer ^^I'm feeling much better now, though. :)
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Bats got bored of "BatDyke", Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:20,
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DO YOU ALL WANT WANTED POSTER TEXT THINGS?(
baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:21,
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MUCK WITH HIS PROFILE.DO IT.
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Kersal Missive officially finished with postgraduate education, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:39,
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It is never to early for cola fizzy bottles.(
Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:12,
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I love the smell of cola bottles in the morning. It smells like...cola bottles.
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baldmonkey poop on my shoulder, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:46,
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I noticed in your screenshot the other day you had your task bar expandedwhat were you using for that? Ultramon?
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SuperMatt, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:24,
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Awww chick just slap them all with a wet kipper.I am excited for tonight it is Doctor Who! I have also just found out my cousin has had a baby so that's someone else for me dominate with my child rearing expertise.
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Mrs. Sp@m is Terry Wogan, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:10,
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Yayfor all of that message. I love getting my hands on a new mum before she gets infiltrated by all that "spoiling", train them and leaving them cry shit.
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moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:15,
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I know *rubs hands together* FRESH NEW BLOOD MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA(
Mrs. Sp@m is Terry Wogan, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:36,
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Kipper? Tsk!You use a tuna. Tuna are much heavier to wield but they do more damage.
Remember: Tuna for slapping. Kippers for sellotaping underneath peoples' desks.
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Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:18,
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And waste good fish?Never! Unleash the Mackrel Mortar!
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Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:22,
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Please don't kill anyone.Maiming should be sufficient under the circumstances unless you happen to be living above a pie shop and enjoy singing a lot.
I'm feeling great... it's saturday. The only thing that can ruin this feeling is if Dr Who survives!
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Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:16,
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they'll just get all his mates to stand round him holding hands and singing jerusalemand he'll go all space jesus again and vaporise all the daleks with his space jesus eye beams
I'm calling it now.
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I fear that this may be the case.Curse you BBC! Curse you for your sappy, feel-good Dr Who storylines!
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Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:24,
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I'm gonna see if I can take a cat to the vet for having an icky eye.(
Rev. Cleo is going to London, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:21,
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My 5 year old niece loves Gorillaz' "Dare"she thinks it is "funny music" and is dancing around the room like a loon...
this has cheered me up a lot... what things brighten your day?
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custard ... oh, bollocks..., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:31,
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Not much latelyI have five hours work tomorrow, and I already know there is nothing to do
So that's nice. I shall take a book or my laptop to work
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Hankster lookin 4wud 2 the partie..shud b a gud nite, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:34,
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My lovely new mouse for my laptopand the joy of a forthcoming Tesco trip*.
*May be lie
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in vino veritas went to http://www.tacheback.com/mister-crawfish, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:35,
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sunshineI wish the weather would make its mind up. I want to hang the washing out, but I have a feeling that if I do it'll start tipping it down.
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Nile, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:37,
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Kittens, and cats.Being happy and giving me hugs.
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Rev. Cleo is going to London, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:39,
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the fact I have my voice backwhich made calling into work a lot easier. Also the lemsip is starting to work.
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flurokitty 3, 2, 1 lets jam! (+.[___]·:·), Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:42,
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watching your 5 year old niece dancing around like a loon through a high-powered camera lens(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:54, archived)
I saw the film "What Dreams May Come" last night.It was very hard, but I feel much more at peace now. I've always said, that's the closest to what I believe happens.
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Go Go Gadget Gonzo ! Bud the DOOFUS sold me crack, both types., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:01,
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My 5 year oldcurrently loves MGMT's Electric Feel and dances round the room to that.
Sex usually brightens by day and the way my 2 year old decided that clover flowers must be called Iggle Piggles on account of daisies having the same name as Upsy Daisy. Love the way his little brain works.
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moogy boobles Greggles for Countdown, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:10,
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Light bulbs.On a more serious note, my son who is bugging me for cookies. He's so sweet.
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Templeton is upstairs... covered in maple syrup, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 10:20,
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your a bunch of weiners.I'm going to Waffle House.
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Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sat 5 Jul 2008, 9:04,
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