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still sick?

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:31, Reply)
doesn't seem to be
doctor's visit this week to confirm, but looks like she pulled through.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:31, Reply)
good stuff
Mine nearly croaked when she was born but fortunately since then has been mostly illness-free bar coughs and colds. Unless you count nits as an illness in which case she's constantly ill. You'd think with all her classmates wearing headscarves this would be rare but I've spent upwards of 50 on treating the fuckers to date, some kids at her school must be super neglected.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:35, Reply)
she got 200 quid from her gran for her birthday
and that's all gone in two weeks on doctor's visits and medicines. She's had a pretty brutal childhood so far.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:37, Reply)
not exactly a 'birthday treat'

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:39, Reply)
she's the first of her generation
she's got more toys than Hamley's, yet prefers an old shoelace and a handful of broken keys.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:41, Reply)
Best present I ever got mine was a drumkit, because I hate her mum lol
She's had the lot: recorders, harmonicas, kazoos...
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:44, Reply)

m n it
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:45, Reply)
that's brilliant

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:45, Reply)

Get her one of these.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:47, Reply)
awesome, I may well do
It's that or bagpipes next
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:50, Reply)
Anything that sounds like dying poultry is the way forward.

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:53, Reply)
I bought a cheap pungi
it makes a godawful noise and is incredibly loud.
the kids love it
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:59, Reply)
awesome

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:01, Reply)
i suggest a theremin

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:59, Reply)
I'd keep that at my house if I bought her one
I'd spend every weekend shoe'd off my noggin making 50s sci-fi tunes
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:00, Reply)
i'm surprised at just how much fun that sounds

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:03, Reply)
I've just looked at prices, best part of £300 is a bit steep

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:07, Reply)
yes, but it's a one-off cost

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:09, Reply)
and that thing about them living on clean hair is a load of shit.
Dirty buggers. Need to wash their head garb.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:46, Reply)
What, muslims?

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:13, Reply)