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Hi everyone!
How r u lol
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:26, Reply)
I'm well chuffed with my little custom keyboard thing
it's made my video editing work a lot simpler.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:27, Reply)
It's quite rare that something I make actually fucking works the way it's indended, which is why I'm so pleased
This includes my child.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:27, Reply)
still sick?

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:31, Reply)
doesn't seem to be
doctor's visit this week to confirm, but looks like she pulled through.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:31, Reply)
good stuff
Mine nearly croaked when she was born but fortunately since then has been mostly illness-free bar coughs and colds. Unless you count nits as an illness in which case she's constantly ill. You'd think with all her classmates wearing headscarves this would be rare but I've spent upwards of 50 on treating the fuckers to date, some kids at her school must be super neglected.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:35, Reply)
she got 200 quid from her gran for her birthday
and that's all gone in two weeks on doctor's visits and medicines. She's had a pretty brutal childhood so far.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:37, Reply)
not exactly a 'birthday treat'

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:39, Reply)
she's the first of her generation
she's got more toys than Hamley's, yet prefers an old shoelace and a handful of broken keys.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:41, Reply)
Best present I ever got mine was a drumkit, because I hate her mum lol
She's had the lot: recorders, harmonicas, kazoos...
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:44, Reply)

m n it
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:45, Reply)
that's brilliant

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:45, Reply)

Get her one of these.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:47, Reply)
awesome, I may well do
It's that or bagpipes next
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:50, Reply)
Anything that sounds like dying poultry is the way forward.

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:53, Reply)
I bought a cheap pungi
it makes a godawful noise and is incredibly loud.
the kids love it
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:59, Reply)
awesome

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:01, Reply)
i suggest a theremin

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:59, Reply)
I'd keep that at my house if I bought her one
I'd spend every weekend shoe'd off my noggin making 50s sci-fi tunes
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:00, Reply)
i'm surprised at just how much fun that sounds

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:03, Reply)
I've just looked at prices, best part of £300 is a bit steep

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:07, Reply)
yes, but it's a one-off cost

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:09, Reply)
and that thing about them living on clean hair is a load of shit.
Dirty buggers. Need to wash their head garb.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:46, Reply)
What, muslims?

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:13, Reply)
Beefy.
Im gud lol.
Been super productive today, actually. Haven't even had time to look at any gossip sites over lunch.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:47, Reply)
sick of living in Libtardia

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:28, Reply)
check your privilege m8

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:32, Reply)
I am ashamed to admit that I have just spent £55.25 on some camo slippers

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:32, Reply)
I appreciate that this doesn't really help you

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:37, Reply)
no they will fit fine thanks

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:43, Reply)
gud

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:44, Reply)
fuck some shit up

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:34, Reply)
Hi beefy!
I'm ok lol how r u lol
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:34, Reply)
gud m8 lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:36, Reply)
my pants elastic has gone & they keep falling down lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:18, Reply)
use a safety pin, you knobber

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:25, Reply)
lol haven't got 1 lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:29, Reply)

youtu.be/XWN65nAkk20
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:33, Reply)
I fucking love that record

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:44, Reply)
bin 'em and commando it lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:44, Reply)
lol might do that lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:48, Reply)
fashion some out of a newspaper
that's what I do
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:49, Reply)
Grauniad grundies lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:51, Reply)

lol, picks up the ricezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:11, Reply)
it seems that in order to make up for dwindling numbers they've switched to one click to get on the popular page

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:35, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:36, Reply)
tangled is well bitter because his shitposts never end up on the popular page
because he smells of wee
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:38, Reply)
well no, it's precisely because one of my shitposts ended up on the popular page
anyway, I only care about the popular page in $$'s heart
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:52, Reply)
the only popular page you need to worry about is in my heart

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:43, Reply)
I always click I like this!

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:53, Reply)
Sacking off in an hour; thank feck for that.

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:37, Reply)

a u +a tramp
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:39, Reply)
+that's lunch sorted

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:41, Reply)
No m8.
With my unshaven and febrile look today, I could probably pass for one though.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:43, Reply)
Hobosexual lol!

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:54, Reply)
Lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:47, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:01, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:18, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:23, Reply)
cold, as always
awaiting roast chicken and listening to the wall
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:47, Reply)
I like the Floyd
but The Wall is hours of tedious wank
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 14:53, Reply)
changed now
it's my brother playing it, so i'm pretty much listening to whatever he wants to listen to
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:00, Reply)
I have to say, I cannot fucking stand that album

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:05, Reply)
it reminds me of happier and far more stoned days

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:17, Reply)
you mean you were listening to the wall through the wall?

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:06, Reply)
no, we're both in the kitchen

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:07, Reply)
you're thinking of Meddle m8

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:11, Reply)
Alright McBeef
Had some red cabbage at lunch, so working on a few dirty rippers for later
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:12, Reply)
Yep, there was one

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:26, Reply)
good lad
My last two meals have been extremely rich curry, so I've got turbulence of my own, and the prospect of an absolutely revolting stool still to come
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:35, Reply)
I'm trying out
This tonight, so I have no idea what monster I could create.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:39, Reply)
Pretty stress, I've started doing snus again lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:42, Reply)
When you explain that the bags have small amount of glass which cuts the inside of your mouth to let the nicotine in
It doesn't sound that nice.
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:44, Reply)
lol
www.thelocal.no/userdata/images/article/bfc772eb20f4335a77f378165d88901229a9565d05d2ec2ae763cc1d2e5c1696.jpg
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:49, Reply)
Strikethrough anus
lol
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 15:54, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:12, Reply)
fuck shit wanky wank shit
fuck shit wank wank
(, Tue 13 Feb 2018, 16:16, Reply)