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There's a spa here.
Should I get a hot stone massage?
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:54, archived)
If you want to, sure
It's not my cup of tea, but if that's the sort of thing you enjoy, why not!
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:56, archived)
I want to use the complimentary spa time, but I also want to limit the amount of time a stranger is touching me.

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:59, archived)
Ah, I see
What other services do they offer? You're right, it'd be silly to pass up something free
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:01, archived)
A range of sports massage, a relaxing all body massage, a hot stone massage, a yoga session, reiki, guided meditation, skin scrape, and something called mental health through body wealth

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:06, archived)
Seems like picking the best of a bad bunch. Fucking skin scrape?? Hells bells.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:18, archived)
why would you massage a stone, hot or otherwise?

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:56, archived)
You can romance a stone, so massaging it's the next logical step.

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:58, archived)
Happy ending?

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:00, archived)
You can get blood from a stone, so you can get...etc. etc.

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:03, archived)