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Morning WP. Last night I went to see that Kingsman: The Golden Circle thingy, and somebody might as well have burnt my neck, because I didn't like it.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:11, archived)
It looks like complete shit.
The first movie I got through 20 minutes and turned it off. It's comedy for people who like James Corden
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:14, archived)
Ah, the first one's a bit of fun, so it is.
It doesn't try to be anything other than an entertaining bit of fluff. I LIKED IT ANYWAY, and I'm only tenuously aware of who James Corden is.

They got struck down by a terminal attack of laziness for the second one, though: the main plot is exactly the same as in the first one, they binned the characters they spent the first time developing and replaced them with less interesting ones, and it's considerably more lowbrow.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:21, archived)
I bet you watch Mrs Brown's boys

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:22, archived)
But I'd be interested to hear why you thought I did.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:25, archived)
I just get the feeling it'd be for you.

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:41, archived)
I've just wikied it and it looks utterly dire.
Are you lumping it and Kingsman into the same basket? Because, y'know, I'd take issue with that.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:44, archived)
You can take issue if you want.

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:52, archived)

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:53, archived)
I shall.
There was a homeless guy about 20 years ago who spent his days on Broad Street yelling "Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiig Issuuuuuuuuuuuuuue...", like a town cryer. I wonder what happened to him.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:54, archived)
Hi there.
I ended up here. Small world, innit?
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:00, archived)
Mind: blown

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:03, archived)
Lego Ninja Film for me tomorrow
Pray for me
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:54, archived)
Lego Batman was much better than it ought to have been,
so it might not be terrible. The Ninjago TV series isn't great, though.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:59, archived)
Batman was pretty good
but it was less 'Batman: The Movie' and more 'Lego Dimensions: The Movie'. Not a criticism, just an observation
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:00, archived)

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:02, archived)
Do you know what really boils my greens?
You go to see a CHILD's film, aimed at CHILDREN, and there are 20 minutes of car ads, insurance ads, and god knows what else. Yes, they're aimed at the parents, of course, but try to keep a 4 year old kid occupied through all those commercials. Cunts, Boyce. They're all cunts.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 8:59, archived)
Yeah, 4 year old kids really ARE all cunts, you're right

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:01, archived)
Mine certainly were

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:02, archived)
When we saw Homecoming at the cinema,
it was preceded by a long advert for some psychological murder thriller on Sky. Felt really out of place, given the number of kids in the audience.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:04, archived)
We went to see Despicable Me 3, and there was a trailer for that new Queen Victoria film
It was the same age certification, but not really for the same crowd
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:59, archived)
If you know how long the adverts are going to be why not turn up a bit later?
You're not duty bound to watch them you know.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:52, archived)
Because if I'm late, it'll be the one time that they cut the adverts short and I miss the beginning of the film
that's why
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:57, archived)
^ this.
The nice thing about seeing films at the local theatre is that they show no adverts at all.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 10:02, archived)
I always turn up about 10-15 minutes late and have never been caught out.

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 10:17, archived)
I liked the first one, but the sequel looks a bit forced.
Also, Channing Tatum is a crap action hero. And a crap actor, for that matter.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:01, archived)
lol, I thought you meant the lego film for a moment

(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:02, archived)
Tatum was superman in the Lego movie, wasn't he?
That fat prick from Superbad was green lantern, too. I hate them so much.
(, Fri 13 Oct 2017, 9:07, archived)