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I'll start a thread again. But you all have to promise to post in it.

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:26, Reply)
You didn't post in mine,
so I'm not promising anything.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:28, Reply)
I didn't see it.
Question: what's your problem
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
Terminal lethargy.
What's yours?
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:41, Reply)
Bad attitude

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)

which one are you?
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:18, Reply)
he's the fat one

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:25, Reply)
Oh. :(

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:36, Reply)
Hi hun

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:29, Reply)
Hi

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
Alright

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:30, Reply)
Alright.

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
Hi Windy,
I got in an accident a few weeks ago. The car was in a bodyshop for three weeks and I got it back again on Saturday. Last night, I was driving home and a BMW hit me from behind.

#carchat
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:32, Reply)
Maybe you should drive more carefully

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
No, you're probably right.
Perhaps reversing down the road isn't the revolutionary way to beat the traffic I thought it was.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:36, Reply)
lol, "Black Man's Willy"

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:40, Reply)
Hahaha oh yeah!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:42, Reply)
Applying moderate pressure to the perineum is a natural way to relax the anal sphincter in preparation for penetration.

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
Good to know

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
I promise

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:33, Reply)
Thx

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
HOLLA HOLLA

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:35, Reply)
actually, I'm not black

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:38, Reply)
^ wiggaz4life

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:43, Reply)
alright teddy long

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:50, Reply)
I'm putting you and Grrrmachine in a tag team, playa

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:15, Reply)
i'm going to jump back off the apron when he desperately needs a tag
#heel
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:19, Reply)
GS

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:55, Reply)
*rear naked choke hold*
*frogsplashes*
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:02, Reply)
*shining wizard*
*schoolboy rollup*
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:17, Reply)
Mama Mia!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:25, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:26, Reply)
:((

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:32, Reply)
at least we'll always know which wrestlers are reminiscent of the young stan hansen

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:37, Reply)
I guess

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:41, Reply)
might invent an app that recognises jbl patter and dubs mauro over the top
then I'D be the million dollar man
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:48, Reply)
Tope Suicida, Maggle!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:50, Reply)
God, I really hate him

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:52, Reply)
manolith, you mean?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:06, Reply)
Can we keep the anti manolith stuff to the fb page, we don't want him finding out

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:53, Reply)
*taps nose*

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:54, Reply)
+Letta me tella you about

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 18:06, Reply)
Wazzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzuuuuuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuuupppppppp!!!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:06, Reply)
that's the beer my brother will drink

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:56, Reply)
Wazzock, more like.

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:34, Reply)
i promise nothing

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:38, Reply)
is that a promise?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:40, Reply)
no, it's an oath

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:51, Reply)
minced?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)
twatted with a mallet

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:03, Reply)
porridge oaths

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:08, Reply)
yeth

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:11, Reply)
ha! someone's dropped a weed outside!
mine now, fucker!
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:27, Reply)
a weed?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
it's slang for pee-pee

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:29, Reply)
Get with the times, narc
One weed is equal to 4 marijuana's
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:30, Reply)
how many marijuanas in a blunt?
and what of teenths?
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
Ugh
4 weeds = 1 marijuana
5 Marijuanas = Spliff
4 Spliffs = 1 Blunt
You should brush your teenth twice a day
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:52, Reply)
thanks cheech and/or chong

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:17, Reply)
I had an argument once with a guy who swore it was "Chinks & Chong"
He was a "massive fan" and so he "should know"
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:25, Reply)
+ny

(on loan from the mcbeef collection)
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:37, Reply)
Ah yes, of course

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:40, Reply)
one drugs

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:36, Reply)
i see empty baggies all the time. nobody's ever been considerate enough to leave green in there though

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:40, Reply)
Do you work in a supermarket?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)
not anymore, no
you?
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:16, Reply)
2 nice big fat buds
that'll do me nicely
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:46, Reply)

d m
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:18, Reply)
It's a 4/20 miracle!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:11, Reply)
20/4
Thanks for bookending my day with upset.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:45, Reply)
Ok

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:06, Reply)
ok, I promise

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:44, Reply)
A promise from you is worth a thousand thank yous

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:12, Reply)
namaste

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:15, Reply)
had to scroll back as i read that as manpaste first time

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:37, Reply)
disgusting

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:38, Reply)
you expect better?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:54, Reply)
had to scroll back as i read that as your sex batter first time

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:18, Reply)
christ

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:26, Reply)
Blimey!
Are you cunts still around?
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:47, Reply)
I hear you're really round.
Like a weeble.
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:59, Reply)
haha, pie!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:00, Reply)
Haha, is this a "joel veitch" thing??

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:39, Reply)
Teh Blode!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:36, Reply)
Gripes!

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:12, Reply)
i'll post anything in anything for you windy*


*caveats apply
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 14:51, Reply)
Could you post a double decker to Grrry?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:05, Reply)
well
i certainly could
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)


(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:07, Reply)
Could you intend to post it, but then send it to me by accident?
I could do with a Double Decker
(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:13, Reply)
yeah, i'll send you one if you like?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 19:54, Reply)
but I won't post that.

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:09, Reply)
Ok cool

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:16, Reply)
Double cool

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:28, Reply)
nah it sounds bent

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:33, Reply)
Fair enough

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:37, Reply)
Just postin' dis here for Winders.

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:35, Reply)
Streetlife

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 15:47, Reply)


(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:31, Reply)
why the new name, barry?

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:38, Reply)
just felt like a change.

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:45, Reply)
fair fucks

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 16:48, Reply)
Hi Windles Pig

(, Thu 20 Apr 2017, 17:13, Reply)