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Alright

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:17, archived)
great, thanks
and yourself?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:19, archived)
Up and down, Essem
Up and down. You?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:23, archived)
got all my blood test results back today
i appear to be indestructible.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:27, archived)
When you have blook taken
you should ALWAYS say "oh, it's still red then!"

They love that.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:28, archived)
hahaha

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:31, archived)
I've just blooked myself

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:39, archived)
you can't beat a good blooking

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:42, archived)
I blooked into a hooker's mouth

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:43, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zbk4Bvic5jA
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:44, archived)
well blookey what we have here

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:50, archived)
Blook Monday

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:50, archived)
i was at blook donors once and they said my donation was the quickest they'd had all day
so i said 'haha, i'm like bleedy gonzalez!' and got zero response, so fuck 'em
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:51, archived)
They really should make more of an effort, blook reserves are critically low

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:03, archived)
i've got the best blook, too
the one that they can give to anyone. i don't donate any more though. still, they had roughly 25 pints out of me
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:08, archived)
that's a lot of blook!

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:07, archived)
oh blooky hell

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:58, archived)

bit.ly/2n12xLC
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:18, archived)
Oh my god
thank you
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:19, archived)
no probs

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:38, archived)
I went for a pint to try and take the edge off my hangover.
I don't think it was the wisest move I've ever made.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:20, archived)
No, I imagine it wasn't
I used to find Mars milk drink was good for a hangover. Do they still make that?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:24, archived)
Jesus that stuff was too sweet for me

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:27, archived)
Yeah, too sweet generally
but it seemed to lift my spirits if I was unwell.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:29, archived)
I usually just go for irn bru in that case.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:34, archived)

i.imgur.com/Plv41fk.png
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:56, archived)
Lucozade Sport works wonders, I find.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:55, archived)
Ok well tell us what you do think was the wisest move you've ever made and we'll decide.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:24, archived)
Breaking up tagliatelle into small sections so it's easier to eat.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:30, archived)
Sacrilege
The best thing about long pasts is the rolling on the spoon/fork, and the slurping.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:57, archived)
I find it disgusting.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:00, archived)
Gonna assume this means you either have no teeth or are severely learning disabled

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:02, archived)
Why not both?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:11, archived)
it may be that he's feeding it to the birds

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:43, archived)
spicy noodles work a treat

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:28, archived)
Chicken noodle soup uber alles

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:33, archived)
made that last week
it was lush
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:37, archived)
Infest

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:11, archived)
finally
yeah, you?
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:20, archived)
dunno
I literally dun. no.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:24, archived)
I'm sorry to hear that

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:28, archived)
thanks
at least someone cares
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:31, archived)
Sweet as

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:27, archived)
Magic
some positivity at last
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:29, archived)
Tekkers

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:32, archived)
sweet

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:35, archived)
Yurr

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:33, archived)
Are you burping as you say that?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:36, archived)
Yes

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:44, archived)
niiiiiiiaaaaahhhhhce
*burps*
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:49, archived)
still got a bit of a cough and I still can't hear out of my left ear, but I have an appointment with the nurse to have it syringed next week, so mustn't grumble

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:37, archived)
god speed

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:50, archived)
my snot keeps coming out orange

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:51, archived)
That only happens to me when I have a cold.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:54, archived)
Im a bit fucking hungover still from Saturday tbh.
We were drinking from midday til 10.30pm
yesterday was spent dry heaving, until I felt well enough to have a few joints later on.

Today, Im sore round my ribs.
Too fucking old for it all nowadays.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:54, archived)
I can sympathise jase.
I had a few drinks friday at a gig. Which left me feeling rough, so i had a few drinks Saturday to sort that out, which left me feeling rough. I had a gig last night so ended up pissed for that as well. Now I've got one of them hangovers that doesn't hurt, it's just manifested itself as fear.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:56, archived)
You're more hardcore, spreading the joy over three days.
Mind I did drink enough in that one afternoon.
we'll get through it. Keep yourself hydrated and have a good nights rest.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 15:58, archived)
Well that's the thing, I didn't really go in heavy. But I feel like I have.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:01, archived)
Our ageing livers defy us.
Boyce should be in a museum or something
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:12, archived)
We had nearly the same weekend it seems.
Except I have another gig tonight.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:13, archived)
I was drinking from 11am Sat until 5am Sun, then got back on it yesterday
Bloody kids today, tsk
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:49, archived)
The way I was yesterday, my binge drinking days are OVAH

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:51, archived)
How do you not feel atrocious?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:05, archived)
I'm fuckin' NAILS is how

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:22, archived)
If I go on the piss for a couple of days on the trot I get the fear these days. It's shit.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:49, archived)
Lambrini spritzers.

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:43, archived)
RIP David Rockefeller

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:12, archived)
strikethrough rocke and add dead for Deadfeller lol

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:16, archived)
Too soon m8

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:20, archived)
fuck him
I reckon he was a cunt in private life
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:31, archived)
woah!
bit harsh
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:36, archived)
Hey, don't shoot the messenger

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:38, archived)
Skank

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:41, archived)
i've heard he liked to 'rock' a 'feller' or two, knaawharramean?

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 16:59, archived)
now we're talking

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:10, archived)
A Congresswoman has likened Putin to 'a tarantula in the middle of a web'
The overwhelming response to this? People pointing out that tarantulas don't sit in the middle of webs. Unbe-fucking-lievable.
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:14, archived)
totally 9/11

(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:17, archived)
They're doing a play about jocky wilson
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-39293870
(, Mon 20 Mar 2017, 17:33, archived)