Hi, I'm Jonathan from Spotify.

( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

I used to be a virgin too.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

Jonathan does not understand the concept of intercourse.
spotify:track:3iaGdarzOVDxJreoymzhEz
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

Are you the one with the lisp or is that Doctor Dyslexia?
I get you both muddled up.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

Hi, I'm Jonathan from Spotify.
How may I direct your call?
spotify:track:2GOcde6C8b4jH17cYgKzlp
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

Not right now Virgin.
Please hold the line.
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

This is Jonathan from Spotify.
Hi, how's it going?
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

Hi, I'm Ethyl from /talk
Nice to meet you.
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:00, archived)

Jonathan from Spotify's mum has died.
spotify:track:2GOcde6C8b4jH17cYgKzlp
( Dekionplexis 3176 Black Sunshine, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:03, archived)

Yeah I did this ages ago.

( Rocking Around the SexFace Tree Marley and Marley...WOOOOOO, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:33, archived)