Sumwun wuz meen 2 me bt i 4geted hiz nam

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:58, archived)

Not right now Internet.

( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 3 Nov 2009, 21:59, archived)

what is this shit?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:01, archived)

I don't know, you can tell me though.

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:04, archived)

it's like some Scope hostle has recycled enough coke cans to get a new computer and the residents are all having a go on the internet

( Derek the halls with boughs of Monte show us yer gnawed ratmeat darlin', Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:05, archived)

I'm headwanding as we speak

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:06, archived)

alright scopey?

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)

You have my duck his name is lao ping don't hurt. he's worth over 25coke cans

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:09, archived)

i think i might use ignore for the first time

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:10, archived)

do it

( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:11, archived)

nah, i'd only pretend to do it anyway.
i couldn't bear not knowing what everyone was jabbering on about.
( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:14, archived)

aww thanks. I thought you were some kind of cold heartless being.
In honour of your noble deed I will be forever at your service
( Scopey Ethyl ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME! ME!, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:17, archived)

i'll just refer to it as scopey.

( The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Tue 3 Nov 2009, 22:07, archived)