I'm vain and unfit
Meh...
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

You'd have to be over 30 stone to be any fatter than half the people here

( MONO! is a pirate, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Not that yet
My dad is though.
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)