*coo-hoo*

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

*limp wrists*

( Sibod points and laughs at you, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

A gay flirted with me.
I was looking at dinner jackets and an attractive guy comes up to me and asks "What size are you?" I dunno, so he looks me up and down for a second and says "Ooh, I think you're about *censored*" then walked off.
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

Was this scene being rated by the bbfc.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

No, my self-worth issues and vanity.

( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

You hate yourself and want to die.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

That was why I smoked like four fags while drunk last night even though I've never smoked and indeed I'm against smoking.
Meh...
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

You've just confirmed what I just typed.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

fucking censored?!
are you some kind of retard or something?
( MONO! is a pirate, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

I'm vain and unfit
Meh...
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

You'd have to be over 30 stone to be any fatter than half the people here

( MONO! is a pirate, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Not that yet
My dad is though.
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

i agree

( Rathen SOMEONE IS COMPLAINING TO THE MODS, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

A gay came on to me
I had to kill him because I'm uncomfortable with my own sexuality.

Sometimes I cut the eyes out of pictures in body building magazines and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry
( Undulating Tentacles of Love atop a glimmering martian war machine, laughing, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31, archived)

cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry

put my penis through the hole
( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

I could go for that.

( Undulating Tentacles of Love atop a glimmering martian war machine, laughing, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

Oh, that's a sad story there.
Perhaps with time and a little gentle surprise sex who might come to terms with it.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

I'd consider it a compliment to my outward masculinity if a gay man flirted with me.

( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag mocking GayBeards™ since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

My, you're looking handsome tonight.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Why thank you.
But I must warn you now that I very rarely shave my chest.
( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag mocking GayBeards™ since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

Ooh, I like that, something to run my fingers through.
You smell so nice, is that a new cologne.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

Oh yes.
It's a patented mixture of androstenone, eugenol and thioacetone.
( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag mocking GayBeards™ since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:47, archived)

So that's why I want to mount you like a rampaging wildebeast.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:54, archived)

This is how most COMFORTABLE men see it.

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Except I'm "unfussy" rather than "comfortable".

( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag mocking GayBeards™ since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:00, archived)

Do you (ahem) work out?

( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

Not at all.
I have no need to work out, as I'm 6'4" and weigh a little under 13st (the average weight for my height is 14st 8lbs.)
( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag mocking GayBeards™ since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

well i'm obviously shit a flirting
*take advice from gay men*
( Derek Monte yo home to bel air, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:45, archived)

I've been complimented by straight men,
fucking queers mate.
( Undulating Tentacles of Love atop a glimmering martian war machine, laughing, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Badger loves it. He gets drinks bought for him all night
and makes all my gay friends very jealous when he pulls more than they do.
( Wicca'd Witch lives in the country, where the moo-cows poo., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

Heh!
The gays love the skinny men, don't they? :)

/used to get a fair bit of attention from The Gays
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:48, archived)

I never have.
Perhaps I'm not [insert desirable adjective] enough for anyone.
( Woodsideindustrier Aktiebolag mocking GayBeards™ since, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

[AIDSy]

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:53, archived)

[DOWNSy]

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:56, archived)

[FATTy]

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:59, archived)

[DRUGgy]

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:02, archived)

[EASy]

(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 1:08, archived)