Use your ninja skills to kill it

( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

I can't
it doesn't have a face.
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

Ms 'Pots!
I've started ninja school and now am a yellow belt in Flipping Out & Killing People!
(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

Which one?

( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

*flips out*

*kills*
(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

oohh awesome
which stlye?
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

Kara-tay

(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24, archived)

which form of Kara-tay?

( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

Go-Kan-Ryu
NOT Gok Wan ;)
(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

ohh
I haven't done that one. I do Wado-ryu
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

Like, run Scoob
zoiks!
( Derek Monte oh no you di'int, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

pfft!
why? :o)
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33, archived)

Nifty
I got to brown and white in Shotokan then realised I was only passing the exams but not getting any better...
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

I'm having a go at it before I send the kids there.
Turns out that I've got a bit of natural ability and enjoy it, so I thought I'd stick at it :)
(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

Enjoy it!
I just got bored and wasn't good at it.
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

When I first started at this place they thought I'd come from a Shotokan club
because I (apparently) held a very low, Shotokan-style stance.
(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

yup
dead give away if you come from Shotokan. My stances a low for Wado-ryu.
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

It's brilliant for kids...utterly fucking brilliant.
Reece really enjoys it (he does Phoenix).

I may start if I shift some weight.
( Wicca'd Witch won't shut up about going to see Mark Steel, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, archived)

Yay!
More ninjas on /talk!
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Do I count as a ninja?

( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34, archived)

when did you stop training?

( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

About...
6 months ago :(
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

what the fuck!
Get yourself a decent academy and get your 1st Dan!
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

All we did was learnt the kihon, kumite and kata rigourously
No real world stuff, useless for real life.
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Then you were at a poor club
trufax
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

Probably
I would like to (properly) learn a martial art, but now is not the good time for it...
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:41, archived)

ok
just don't forget it's there whenever you want to go back.
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:42, archived)

Fuck off.
It's all useful, you just need to apply it.
( Wicca'd Witch won't shut up about going to see Mark Steel, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

I know, but my club only taught the exact forms rigidly, so you learnt the theory but were never good at applying it in real life.

( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

Shame
Shotokan was my first style
( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

My dad is a third dan black belt in Shotokan.

( Wicca'd Witch won't shut up about going to see Mark Steel, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

*doesn't spill his pint*

(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, archived)

Badger is ever so nice to him ;)

( Wicca'd Witch won't shut up about going to see Mark Steel, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35, archived)

But Badger is ever so nice anyway!

(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37, archived)

Don't be fooled by that benign grin...
if you cut him open, he has evil stamped through him like blackpool rock.
( Wicca'd Witch won't shut up about going to see Mark Steel, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:39, archived)

Damn!

( Syncubus utter pimp [GMT-5], Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

[reading below] I did Judo from age 7 to 13.
Got to around blue belt. That was 20 years ago, though.
(Johnny Catfish built my Hotrod, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)

It's lovely, I thought.
You have so many choices in it.

It can be an easy throw or a disaster, right up to the end of it. Wrap them up, and you still have the option.

It's nasty, if you decide to be that way with it.
( Syncubus utter pimp [GMT-5], Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:51, archived)

Hamster style.

( nick the greek I look at your pants and I need a kiss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:28, archived)

I've studied judo and tai chi.
Judo was through my college, and I wore a yellow belt, since that's what they had available.

I'm a nude in tai chi, if it's dark enough outside or an open minded enough community.
( Syncubus utter pimp [GMT-5], Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, archived)

they're shit

( jenpots tried to care more, but couldn't., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:38, archived)

Judo is a style with a lot of control.
I enjoyed studying it.

Tai chi is something different, but enjoyable.
( Syncubus utter pimp [GMT-5], Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:44, archived)

'cause you probably kicked it off
as a reflex action.
( Syncubus utter pimp [GMT-5], Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

Why did I read that as reflection.
Oh yeah because mumbly mumbly mumbly.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, archived)

Sadist much?
Go for the bollocks..
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, archived)

Just that?

( Syncubus utter pimp [GMT-5], Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:40, archived)

It's that kitten that was linkified a few days back.
AICMFP
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:43, archived)