Why the fuck do so many sites use that "Lemme guess what you're searching for, since you don't know" drop down thing?
Computers have started to become patronising.

God help us.
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:11, archived)

I'm not sire what you want.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

You're a shit telephone provider

( jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

But you get free Ring-Ding!

( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

SHOVE YOUR FREE RING-DING.
*shuns*
( The Gentleman Bastard and his eleven patented herbs and spices. ©, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

Then I take my picture back!

( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

Only £42 first payment.
£64 second payment.
£88 every month after that.
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

Ding's Ring. Free?
*Signs up*
( stuj LET DING STAY YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:46, archived)

it looks like you've started a thread
would you like some help with that?
- posting utter bollocks
- linking bbc news or youtube
- ignoring sprinkles
- creating a second comedy account to troll with
- pandering
(Just Harry is the Balls on Chin world champion, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

Needs more venom.

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

i'll edit it

(Just Harry is the Balls on Chin world champion, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

Good work.
Needs more, christ you're tedious tit.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

done

(Just Harry is the Balls on Chin world champion, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

Good edits.
I like that you don't mention edits.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

that has a seperate
help thingy
(Just Harry is the Balls on Chin world champion, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)

oohhh paperclips
I fucking love stationery!
( jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

*shows off fancy ring binder*

(Just Harry is the Balls on Chin world champion, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

As a young 'un, I accidentally clipped my dogs nose in a Ring binder.
Since then he flinches when he sees one.
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

Stinky cupboard?

( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

I had to turn that off in the new firefox
Very annoying, innit?
(bogus official Stop being shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, archived)

Is that the 'AwesomeBar'?
I hate that.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

It's not very, well awesome.
Really.
( Wildheart Baby release the midget sweatshop cellar mexicans, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

Yep
Very intrusive
(bogus official Stop being shit, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, archived)

Because it's OMG AJAX WEB 2.0
To be honest I haven't seen many sites using it, other than Google, which started the whole thing, and even they haven't put it on their regular page.
( Shegetz three cheers for personal responsibility, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, archived)

Google, Wikipedia, Youtube
The big three in my case.

Even Firefox does it!
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

I haven't seen it on Google, but yes to Wiki & Youtube.

Have you got a/c turned on?
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16, archived)

I do, but I hardly ever use the google homepage, so I might be wrong.

( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, archived)

Turn off a/c.
It's the work of the open source devil.
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21, archived)

Bah.
/ac

See how handy it is though?
( B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23, archived)

a/c inhibits original thought.
a/c turns your posts into cliches.
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26, archived)

Yes, B.T.
We've all become patronising.
(Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

Oh God, that sounds terrible.

( Dekionplexis IV www.prisonplanet.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, archived)

I hate the ones that focus the search box
so you can't scroll down with the cursor key.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17, archived)