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Phlegm

(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:50, Reply)

i dont see nothing wrong with a little bump and grind

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:50, Reply)

unless an erection slips into your arse
then you're all like "waaaaaaaah"
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)

is that what youre supposed to say then

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

im doing it wrong :((((((

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:55, Reply)

shit dude you're gonna get pandered now
thank god DG isnt here
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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:56, Reply)

dewd im totally not one to inspire pander, im a right shitcunt

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:58, Reply)

The sight of your face could make a cut man's foreskin grow back

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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:00, Reply)

hello lover

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)

you fucking wish

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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

aww dont brush me under the rug, it was a beautiful thing

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

it was until you played Chopsticks on a three-octave Casio keyboard with your beef curtains

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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

~~hlegm~~ ie bash
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Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:52, Reply)

I don't even own a phlegm.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

Ebay has them.

(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:03, Reply)

drink less orange juice

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Zuowan yinyue jiemuzhuchiren shahaile wode gou 哭, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:57, Reply)

I did that thing today when you put your finger against one nostril
and eject a fat gobbet of translucent nasal mucus from the other. Straight into a bin next to the traffic lights, while cycling. Masterful.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:59, Reply)

Is that kind of thing common over there?
Have you gone native?
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Zuowan yinyue jiemuzhuchiren shahaile wode gou 哭, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:01, Reply)

If it is then I'm moving there.

(postal ninja hates people. . ., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

I've deffo gone native
I've got a paper and cardboard 'medal' with "HONORARY POLE" on it.

When it's winter for six months you need government support for tissues.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:05, Reply)

Anyone good at cryptic crosswords?

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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:06, Reply)

better than you

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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:07, Reply)

Painting is, at most, very slightly blue (11)

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Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:08, Reply)

watercolour

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Vladimir, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:09, Reply)

fucking hell, which paper was that in
The Sun?
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

you total bastard, I was feeling massively clever for getting it, and now you're basically implying it's a Sun-level clue! Curses!
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Vladimir, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

it was Daily Mail at best

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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:13, Reply)

:(((( I'm a moron
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Vladimir, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:15, Reply)

oh man i was totally impressed, ignore grrrich, did HE answer?
exactly
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

So where does this leave Friz?

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:16, Reply)

Blueishhhhh.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 11:12, Reply)

I'm going to Tesco.
FUCKING AMAZING.
What are you doing today what is the weather like what are you eating i have an opinion about doctor who oh my god i am so drunk
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baldmonkey ur shit im n0t, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:16, Reply)

needs more loldrugs/suicide

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

loldrugs suicide here are the times i wake up and go to bed

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baldmonkey ur shit im n0t, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

totally putting my christmas tree up next week

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

:(
No
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

i live in my own flat now
its only just sunk in that i can do what i want.
i might even leave it up til easter WEY HEY!
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

It's about now that I call you a consumerist whore

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

only if she's bought a new tree
otherwise she's not consumerist at all
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I bet she buys one for 4p from an Indonesian sweat shop

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

and a load of slaves, i'll wager

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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:26, Reply)

oooooh slaves
ive just added those to my list to santa
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

ive been a right good girl this year

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

She is quite literally
Worse Than Hitler
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

do i get some sort of prize for that?
i mean, someone mentioned slaves up there
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

A walnut and an orange in a sock

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

is that your tool?
:(((( i said id been GOOD
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

Let's be honest, love.
It's the best you're going to get.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:36, Reply)

tell me about it

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:37, Reply)

I'm off for a bath now
You can think about me being naked if you want.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

i tell you what, thats the best offer ive had in weeks
sadly
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

haha this!

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moohalaa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

its all about us now
i can play the ps3 from the toilet and stay up til 5am playing whitesnake and dance round the living room in my pants and leave my clothes exactly where i strip off as i walk through the front door LEAVING A TRAIL of mayhem and do you know what, totally not washed up all fucking week
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

I just nest in front of my iMac in the living room on the floor surrounded by pillows
I have here a can of lighter fluid
an empty bottle of wine
another empty bottle of wine
dvds, pipe tobacco, several pipes, pipe cleaners, 4 mugs and some green nail polish

life is great
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moohalaa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:29, Reply)

That sounds like the recipe for the worst cocktail ever.

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Zuowan yinyue jiemuzhuchiren shahaile wode gou 哭, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

you ent lived my friend, you ent lived

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

most FABULOUS cocktail you mean

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moohalaa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

ooh a nest, i was thinking about getting rid of a sofa
and installing a tent in the living room and filling it with pillows and a duvet and shit or maybe turning the sofa on its side and pinning a blanket from the bookcase to the top and having a den i dunno yet
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:31, Reply)

You should totally do that

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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:33, Reply)

alright pickle fairy

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:34, Reply)

I totally made a den from my imac box and a duvet and the bottom of my sofa
I was eight again and it was great.
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moohalaa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

ive finally unpacked EVERYTHING and was left with loads of empty boxes the other weekend
totally cut arm and neck holes and played robots with lb i get so tired of being grown up
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:41, Reply)

I'm preparing a three course meal for my girlfriend's birthday.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Off to the football in a bit. It's fooking hammering it down so it's gonna be a long, wet day.
But I'll get to see an Argyle win and Haye getting knocked out later, so it's all good.
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HaroldBishop'sLoveChild sorry, love. I'm married to the sea., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

I'm lying in bed fighting the urge to go for a piss.
Weather looks nice, not that it matters.

Having your leg in a cast is shit.
(Gormo Doesn't LOL at cats, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

i saw an awesome waterfall the other day
the water was flying down it, then splashing and running all over the rocks and that. it was really amazing watching all that water rush past, y'know
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spacefish committing suicide to free the zombie!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

WHAT WILL YOU BUY AT TESCO?

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Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

Groceries, I'll wager.

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Zuowan yinyue jiemuzhuchiren shahaile wode gou 哭, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:25, Reply)

Never trust balders to do the expected thing.
I'd bet he's buying whore cunts or a week's supply of lolwacki
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Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:27, Reply)

i cant wait to find out

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:43, Reply)

It's not cold but the pollution is terrible, spent all day at KTV, girlfriend is bringing dinner, yes?, oh.

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Zuowan yinyue jiemuzhuchiren shahaile wode gou 哭, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:24, Reply)

I mean,
it looks like this outside.
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Zuowan yinyue jiemuzhuchiren shahaile wode gou 哭, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:38, Reply)

christ what a fucking dystopian nightmare
wheres the zombies and shit?
(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Going on holiday tomorrow to the Lake District
so today will be just sorting out stuff
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hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:28, Reply)

I've got to go bowlong tonight. I'm not a fan of bowling.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

But are you a fan of bowlong?

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Zuowan yinyue jiemuzhuchiren shahaile wode gou 哭, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:30, Reply)

who aint a fan of bowlong?

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

I'm not a fan of bowlong.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:40, Reply)

you used to be cool

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:42, Reply)

You used to be a man.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:44, Reply)

youre still not

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

Haha, remember when you were young?

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:49, Reply)

yes

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:50, Reply)

I got nothing.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:53, Reply)

story of your fucking life, now jog on cunt

(rosalicious he is perfect for me to practice surgery, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:54, Reply)

It's cold
Sunny though which is making a change.
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Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

Wanking like a demented chimp
as the Mrs has buggered off to Blackpool for the weekend!

Yay, Freedoms!
(ToMeToYou is using the chicken to measure it., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:32, Reply)

I'm just home after work and getting my haircut.
I'm now making bacon rolls before heading to bed, then going on my works night out tonight.
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Maffers Stupidity has its charms. Ignorance does not., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:39, Reply)

Just about to detail the car

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Maximinimus: I can't take it, you're too smart for me!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:45, Reply)

lol i've still not gone to bed

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:13, Reply)

More importantly, LOLBASH!

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Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Our train is in 6 hours.
Six hours.

I'm having serious doubts as to whether we're going to make it.
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

Well I'm going in two hours
My bag is heavy with food and beer
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:18, Reply)

Thing is right I could get dressed and on the train right
But I'll be super tired right and I have no booze right and I'm probably not even going to get my end away
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:19, Reply)

Such a negative outlook for one so young

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:20, Reply)

Right bollocks I'm going to bed and setting an alarm and see what happens.
TTFN
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:22, Reply)

TA TA

(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

LOL I'm coming now, the cat's mother and wicca are giving me a lift and they are LOEVLY.

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moohalaa, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

Oh bloody hell
I'm not sure whether this is encouragement to come or not.
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:17, Reply)

YES!
I've just taken a photo of my pie. It's not bad for my first pie ever.
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Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:23, Reply)

I have. And now I'm here. I should be in work.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 10:14, Reply)

I see it's all coming together in here.

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baldmonkey ur shit im n0t, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:46, Reply)

It is?

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:47, Reply)

I said coming together.
I meant staying shit.
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baldmonkey ur shit im n0t, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:48, Reply)

You did?

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:50, Reply)

NO.

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baldmonkey ur shit im n0t, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:56, Reply)

*holds you*

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Jobe http://www.flickr.com/joefreeman, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:04, Reply)

yeah, like the cellulose-rich contents of your bowels
a massive glutinous packet of firmly pliant shit.
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Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:54, Reply)

I'M LINKING TO YOU TUBE GUYS
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdn8gQkHyHI&feature=related

FUCK YEAH
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baldmonkey ur shit im n0t, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:56, Reply)

Well, it is a Saturday.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:21, Reply)

time for bacons!

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planearm, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:39, Reply)

with hp sauce

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planearm, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:42, Reply)

Just had mine with reggae reggae
some daft person got unsmoked bacon though. Wrong.
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wynoh totally selling out, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

That is unexcusable.
Who was it? Fucking stab them up. I HOPE THEY DIE OF AIDS. I HOPE THEIR CHILDREN BLEED TO DEATH.
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baldmonkey ur shit im n0t, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:59, Reply)

Wronger.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:57, Reply)

There's no 's' in bacon.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:47, Reply)

but there is in 'bacons'
/states obvious
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Mortal VampireBat - Licking the flid of life, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:51, Reply)

Nearly.
/half an hour to go blog
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 9:58, Reply)

I have a dog
his name is rover

Hello
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:13, Reply)

I've got a FERAL Ninja Office Kitten guarding the office doorway.
Ninjer Offiss Kyten is vere maximum bettir at gaardin than that RUBBESH Cuntbert.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:20, Reply)

Right, I need either sleep or booze.
Or no more Haribo Cola Bottles and Irn Bru.
Or shooting.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:24, Reply)

I CAN HELP

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:24, Reply)

*Claw motions*
*Sings*
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:26, Reply)

Yeah cool
Good morning
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:22, Reply)

I think I went out with her once

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:23, Reply)

I'm glad I didn't
Looks like it would be like throwing a pencil up Broadway
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:24, Reply)

*Banishes you to QOTW*

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:25, Reply)

Are those raw?
She's risking an illness, there.
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Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:27, Reply)

Dreadful business
Christ, now I have to go to Keighley, only for five minutes, but it can effect your DNA. I might look a bit hairier and lower knuckled when you see me later.
(bogus official contains acts of violence and sexual references, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:31, Reply)

OH BOY!

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:40, Reply)

what did you say? have another beer?
I think I will, ta!
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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:44, Reply)

I should so go to bed but that seems like a cop out

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:45, Reply)

you'll need to sleep eventually
it's either now or later
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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:46, Reply)

I could totally go to bed now right and get enough sleep in before the bash
But there's a man coming from BT which cocks everything up
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:47, Reply)

*cheesy music*
Hi, i'm here to fix the phone line
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Maximinimus: I can't take it, you're too smart for me!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:03, Reply)

Nah it's Casa 90Nz0 remember.
So it would be: Hii Im hear to fix the fone. And eat chinese food and watch Hollyoaks with you. Now get nekid baybe.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 8:07, Reply)

:(
No beer for poor, lovely stuj.
Not with more than two hours of the shift to go.
:(
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:45, Reply)

:(
poor, lovely stuj, i'll have your share
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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:47, Reply)

You're so good to me K.
:)
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:50, Reply)

well it's bud light
I figured you wouldn't want it anyway
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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:51, Reply)

OH MY!

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Noit is only friends with the nonviolent KKK., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:51, Reply)

NO FUCKING PIE BASH FOR ME TONIGHT
CUNTS WONT LET ME HAVE THE TIME OFF WORK.

/caps lock off.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:00, Reply)

BOO!
BURN THEIR EMBASSY!
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:01, Reply)

I would
but they had none left and I had to settle for burning their benson and hedges.
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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:08, Reply)

I'm still up.
Gonzo is gonna have to drag me onto the train we've already booked.
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:01, Reply)

Maybe I can persuade him to buy me a bottle of wine to guzzle

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:01, Reply)

Well, you know the unwritten rule.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:04, Reply)

oh no, the poor sod has enough on his plate without that to contend with.

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Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:07, Reply)

You're right. I should have thought about that.
Poor 90Nz0.
:(
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:10, Reply)

I don't know what's happening here

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:13, Reply)

Oh, I think you know EXACTLY what's going on here.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:15, Reply)

It's 7.15am, I haven't been to bed, and I'm a bottle of amaretto down.

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:17, Reply)

That's what I'm talking about.
*Finger guns*
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:18, Reply)

you mean you don't have some sort of sickness that causes you to have the next two days off?

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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:13, Reply)

That's the thing isn't it.
You think, shall I just pull a sicky? But no, you think, I'll be a good honest employee, and request the time off. But they say no, and that's it you're fucked, coz you can't pull a sicky because they'll KNOW. They'll just know. Fuck the man. FUCK HIM.
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:15, Reply)

And how about that airline food?

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:16, Reply)

Well, according to the news B.A. are going to start charging for it.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:18, Reply)

Which is strange because any fool knows that B.A. won't get on no plane.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:24, Reply)

How would you possibly know that K?

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:16, Reply)

nothing at all, I've been to work everyday but two for the past three years
excluding my vacation I took this year
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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:20, Reply)

I meant how would you know that Tyronne was ill?
I may or may not be subtly trying to get you to confess to witchcraft here
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:22, Reply)

I'll never confess that I took a sip of his drink
I actually had a glass of beer tonight in a restaurant and felt something touch my lips when I lowered it and realized it still had lipstick on it from whomever drank out of it before me :(
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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 7:26, Reply)

Totally posting two threads in a row here.
So there was a fight in the bar downstairs I had to step in. They were so fucking wasted though it was like they were punching in slow motion.

Chances of making bash tonight: 60%

Also, I have nearly finished the Amaretto I had bought to take to the bash lol oops.

I blame broadsword.
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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:44, Reply)

what are you going to drink after that's all gone?
eh?
eh??
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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:58, Reply)

Broadsword's spluff.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:59, Reply)

why's he gotta be trying to break errybody up

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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:01, Reply)

SexFace is not mean spirited K.
He just wants to spread his love over EVERY b3tan.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:11, Reply)

not over me, he fucking doesn't

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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:13, Reply)

Resisting just gets him more excited you know.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:15, Reply)

hahahahaha

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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:20, Reply)

I think I'm done spreading love.
I might start stabbings.
(

SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:13, Reply)

Meat stabbings?

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:14, Reply)

KkkkkKkkRrrrRriiIIiiIIiiisSSssttTiiIiiiiiIiiiiIiiiiInNNNNnnnnNneeEEee!!!!!!!!!!
:D
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:02, Reply)

SS$ss$SsSssTTTttTTttTtTUUuuUuUuUUuuuuUUjJJJjJjjJJJj!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Kristine in our house made of paper, your words all over me, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 6:04, Reply)

So, anyone died yet?

(

SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:58, Reply)

i just ran someone over
well, i say ran them over, they walked ino the side of my car whilst i was driving through town, i stopped and he was giving it the 'you just ran into me' when in fact i was navigating through him and his other pissed up mates all standing in the fucking road.

chumps.
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Mortal VampireBat - Licking the flid of life, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:59, Reply)

Should have reversed and then sped forwards.
Shouting "DEATH RACE 2000!"
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:42, Reply)

I love the delicate way b3ta deals with these moments of profound human distress

(

broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:59, Reply)

I've been on both ends of it all.

(

SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:00, Reply)

That's a lie, we never
oh, sorry, see what you mean
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:01, Reply)

Oh Broadsword.
:(
Both you AND SexFace cheating on Sammi. With each other no less.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:43, Reply)

:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:05, Reply)

Broadsword and SexFace sitting in a tree.
R.I.M.M.I.N.G. Sammi.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:16, Reply)

Oh Jesus

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SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:18, Reply)

Heh.
:D
A nice pleasant mental image for you both.
Aren't I lovely?
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 5:20, Reply)

Hope so.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:40, Reply)

You're a bad man!

(

Dilligaf Jakarta GMT+7, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:45, Reply)

Am not!
I'm fucking LOVELY, me.
But if someone's died there'll be a funeral.
And I look even lovelier dressed in black.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:50, Reply)

I have an aversion to funerals
The sandwiches are always vile....
(

Dilligaf Jakarta GMT+7, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:51, Reply)

But there's always some excellent opportunities to pull.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 4:54, Reply)

Pretty urgent thing
Does anyone have any way of getting in touch with MCQ pretty damn quickly?
(

Mushroom, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:03, Reply)

Just shouted out my window.
No reply yet though.
(King Zombie Duck is actually Zoidberg, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:04, Reply)

Have you tried 999?

(ToMeToYou is using the chicken to measure it., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:05, Reply)

Sorry, no

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:06, Reply)

No, sorry.

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:06, Reply)

Yes.

(

Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:07, Reply)

Oh sorry, no.

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Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:07, Reply)

probably
what's his Gaydar username?
(

scott,, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:07, Reply)

pfft

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:12, Reply)

found it
he's offline at the moment.
gosh, he's into things i've never heard of.
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scott,, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:12, Reply)

Don't suppose there's any kind of contact number?
I only ask with some urgency because someone he knows rather well has just made rather serious sounding threats towards suicide and disappeared offline
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Mushroom, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:16, Reply)

nah, just a messaging address
gaz me if you want a message left on there for whenever he's next online.
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scott,, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, Reply)

I may as well gaz him for that to be honest
it's okay, I'm pursuing other avenues

yes I realise it could be an idle threat, but it really *really* didn't sound it :/
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Mushroom, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, Reply)

Fuck.
I think I've done everything I feasibly can to find some way of getting in touch, to no fucking avail.

Going to have to try and sleep, and hope it wasn't serious I guess :/
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Mushroom, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:38, Reply)

Hopefully just Friday night drunken nonsense

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:43, Reply)

I think Azr3al and Furry Dinosaur know him offline. No contact numbers, though, Sorry

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:19, Reply)

Sex?

(

Sir Sand GOBLIN dreary cunt, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:24, Reply)

Fire.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:09, Reply)

i've jammed my fist into an anthill
i'm not sure if it's helping though
(

Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:20, Reply)

I thought there was a rule about not feeding Aardvark after midnight.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:22, Reply)

relax, i'm sure that what the chinese man we bought him from told us is more of a guideline than a rule

(

Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:26, Reply)

That's ok then.
Woah! just spilled my drink.
I don't think I got any on him though. Hard to tell, it's kind of dark.
I'll just switch this high powered torch on to check.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:45, Reply)

IT'S CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISTMAS!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CC9gounuxnI&feature=related
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:09, Reply)

christmas
tindeck.com/listen/byri
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Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:11, Reply)

Totally listening to this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7DbBsG-O-Q
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:13, Reply)

~~www.youtube.com/watch?v=t7DbBsG-O-Q~~ www.youtube.com/watch?v=VuldaHniOLs
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Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:17, Reply)

Oh, now
:)
(

broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:17, Reply)

:)

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:18, Reply)

Oh, it's christmas is it?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSynDh_K0EE
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:19, Reply)

Oh man

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:22, Reply)

My favourite christmas song ever.
This is number 2. www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOImO4481_U
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:24, Reply)

I love that song, because it was in Goodfellas.

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:28, Reply)

Hells yeah :D
I was brought up on Phil Spector's Christmas Album solely at chrsitmas. It is the best christmas album of all time. Nothing else even comes close.
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:38, Reply)

Great musician, for a murdering bastard.

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:39, Reply)

~~MUSICIAN~~Producer.

Only half a dozen producers have ever come close to him in bringing people out to their true potential.
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:58, Reply)

Santa Claaaaauuuuus
is comin' straight to the ghettoooooo...
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Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:39, Reply)

There's only going to be ONE christmas song allowed this year.
And it's going to be: "Happy Birthday Little Baby Jesus, Now Get On The Train You Filthy Jew."
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:12, Reply)

I saw them in Newcastle 2008
They did it with Katie Melua.
She ruined it
(

pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:16, Reply)

I fucking hate her, the dull cunt.

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:18, Reply)

She was awful
If there are really nine billion bicycles in Beijing.. I'd like to see them all ride over here.. the cunt
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pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:19, Reply)

Ride over here?
*incites nick griffin chip*

Fucking slitty eye cunts!
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:21, Reply)

Over her sorry
Or ride over here.
Forrins!
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pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:22, Reply)

ARGH stupid fucking song.
She'd fit them up her fucking fanny, I'd say.
(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:22, Reply)

:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTYl1pmUDic
(

weaver. needs to learn how to teach, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:24, Reply)

Haha

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:24, Reply)

*lovelove*
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pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:25, Reply)

I don't think she has a fanny
And if she does.. it'd just be a mass of dirty awful curly hair. I wouldn't piss on her if she was on fire
(

pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:24, Reply)

What he said^^^^
(no sic)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:20, Reply)

I just can't believe
she was allowed to ruin such a good song.
I guess Shane was so fucked he didn't know it wasn't Kirsty!
(

pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:29, Reply)

It wouldn't be a massive surprise that he forgot she was dead.

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:31, Reply)

I'm drunk and tired. Someone entertain me.

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:20, Reply)

*unzips*

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:22, Reply)

I'm done.

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:23, Reply)

*does a sexy dance naked*
Who said /talk was boring?

I just hope that fat faced prick friz doesn't turn up.
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:23, Reply)

Similar
Hats just aren't doing it tonight!
(

pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:23, Reply)

theord.com/
(

Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:31, Reply)

That rings too close to home. I don't like it.
Also, I just remembered that I have to go bowling tomorrow night. I dislike bowling.
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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:34, Reply)

i hear if you get a perfect score you can keep the shoes

(

Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:35, Reply)

I'm hoping I can keep the girl.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:37, Reply)

that's only if you get the double secret mega strike

(

Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:40, Reply)

Do I need to wear special shoes for that one?

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:45, Reply)

hint: it involves sliding around the polished floors in your socks

(

Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:46, Reply)

And throwing the ball behind you.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:48, Reply)

I rather like this

(

McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:34, Reply)

Hurray!

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:35, Reply)

it is the only actual GOOD xmas song
and it's beautiful
(

McBadger CHECK OUT MY SIG OH YEAH MNNNNNNN, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:40, Reply)

I am bored to fuck
Have some Orbit www.youtube.com/watch?v=WGfmTTEZh-c
(ToMeToYou is using the chicken to measure it., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:38, Reply)

He did a track under an alias many years ago called Soul Sensation
wonder if its on youtube

*looks*

*edit* No :(
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:47, Reply)

yup
and not in my rare Orbit music file.

The Orbit/Kraftwerk on youpube is good though.
(ToMeToYou is using the chicken to measure it., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:56, Reply)

Was on the B of an early Bassomatic record

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:58, Reply)

*sings*
Faaacinating Rhythm!
(ToMeToYou is using the chicken to measure it., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:04, Reply)

I have much of that kinda ting if there is anything you are after

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 3:15, Reply)

I'm not clicking that.
I'm going to bed.
(

Aardvark I'm not sick, but I'm not well, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:48, Reply)

That post goes out to all you Aardvark-spotters.

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Aardvark I'm not sick, but I'm not well, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:48, Reply)

Aww didn't notice
gnight aaaarrrrrddddddvvvvvaaaaaaaarrrrrkkk!!!!!!!!
(

broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:58, Reply)

G'night then
AaaaaR^rR_{r_{rd_Dv}V}aAar^{r^{k^{K^{!!^{!^{!^!}}}}}}
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:51, Reply)

Is there
One of them weird chat rooms going on tonight? I want to see hats, and hopefully jaction with his shirt off
(

pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:54, Reply)

you mean
tinychat.com/b3ta
(

mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:55, Reply)

Yes
That's the one.
I have my flatcap ready and everything
(

pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:57, Reply)

You aren't the only one.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=RgWqR1QdVBI
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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:55, Reply)

What the fuck
Was going on there?
Was just two yankees and two dogs.. not for me
(

pickspicks, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:15, Reply)

Fuck I wish I could sing like her
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqh8dikSoTM&NR=1
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:00, Reply)

YES
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8oyxrrEk58&feature=related
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:02, Reply)

i want to share this with all of you
tindeck.com/listen/zmhl
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Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:03, Reply)

RIGHT
Myself & Esme officially have 'our tune' and you are all invited to listen. www.youtube.com/watch?v=JShoxKT6Jc0&feature=related
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, Reply)

*swoons*

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:47, Reply)

Fuck Esme!
I am so hot for you right now!

Imagine the noises you would make with a REAL MAN! LOL!
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, Reply)

Lol I NO RITE

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

Seriously. I want you ;)

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:52, Reply)

"Is it focking in yet"
"T'be'shure you're barely touching the sides"
(

SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

You've met me, and still can't do a better impression.

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, Reply)

Personal experience there dollsnatch?
It's not Esme's fault, if you weren't a limp wristed needle dick she probably would have enjoyed it. Well, for the couple of minutes it lasted anyway.
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, Reply)

Haha oh man

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:54, Reply)

Am I accepted here
on that there /talk now? ;)
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:58, Reply)

You were already!

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:00, Reply)

Awesome!
Send me a pic of your tits to prove it!

That's how you /talk lot talk to each other right?
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:04, Reply)

Oh shit :(

(

SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:02, Reply)

It's ok, don't worry.
I have heard that lots of men have little penii and that they can't last very long. Look on the bright side, at least you're not SickRik. Fucking Orange cunt.
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:05, Reply)

But he gets to have lots of sex!

(

SexFace! POKER: http://www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/21224, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:07, Reply)

Just like all those QOTWers?

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:14, Reply)

Proper LOL :D
It is a great thing that they are kept in their pen isn't it :D
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:18, Reply)

Wait, you're cheating on Sammi now?
Shame on you bbbbbBBbbBrRrroooaaddDssSSwwWoOoOrrdDdd!!!!
(

stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, Reply)

Christ I thought that meme was long gone
SssSsttttTttTttuUUuuUujjjJJJjjJ!!!!
(

broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, Reply)

MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No chance. You're going to have to live with it FOREVER!
:D
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:55, Reply)

I am literally creaming here!

(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, Reply)

Did you know that Deadpool was directly responsible for the end of the Skrull invasion?

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, Reply)

Yup.
Got a flyer about it in the post.
(

Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

Good.

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:54, Reply)

I will watch it when I'm not on poo internet

(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, Reply)

this is my tune
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZMEXlHUQ0w
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Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:49, Reply)

i heard it as this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=C6ZDsUGiGqM
(

mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, Reply)

LIAR

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, Reply)

i'm going to bed now because that brought back too many memories
including someone shouting "LIAR"!
(

mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, Reply)

LIAR

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, Reply)

Mummy?

(

mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, Reply)

i miss when esme and noit were a couple

(

Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, Reply)

I heard that Noit cheated on Esme with Pickle Fairy.

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

hahahaa

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:56, Reply)

Dude!
I totally met Noit once in Northampton! He was totally a scrounging fucknugget and he still owes me 6,274 pints! But he was a nice chap!

Still, I heard he once raped a ferret and claimed it on expenses. What a cunt!
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:01, Reply)

I don't

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:52, Reply)

Let's have some late night gossip!

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:52, Reply)

What would you like to hear?

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:57, Reply)

what colour are his nipples??

(

Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:01, Reply)

Octarine!

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:06, Reply)

Oooo, yes, definatly.
Was noit into any kind of freeky shit? Like Jurrasic Park rollplay, you know, from the book, where it was compys and not volocorapters that were the bad animals. With that bit where they went through the waterfall to escape the tyranasorious.
(

Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:01, Reply)

He does like dinosaurs.

(

Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:06, Reply)

Sales in tents increased 9% when news hit the highstreet.

(

Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, Reply)

I think I prefer the intro to the rest of the song

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

Home time in 10 minuites !
Oh boy oh boy oh boy.

I might wake up extra special early and make a pie, or at least, buy one.

They got special offer on mince pies at the moment, I just buy loads and loads of them and some spray cream.

I just don't know to be honest, but I'll definatly bring something (aside my very sexy self).
(

Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

Buy a cherry pie and send it to me in the post.

(

JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:53, Reply)

I'm linking this shit here 'cos it's a song I like, I can't be bothered with a poorly constructed reason for doing so
www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHg57osURsg
(

Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

oh my, i like that

(

weaver. needs to learn how to teach, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:01, Reply)

Good innit

(

broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:18, Reply)

Hey /talk dudes!
How are you all doing?

Tell me, how should I best get to sleep/chill the fuck out/relax/not brag and make out that taking prescription medication is cool?
(

Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:38, Reply)

A mug of horlicks and a wank
/ac
(

mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:39, Reply)

Horlicks and wank? That's going to taste awful...

(

Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:40, Reply)

add a little honey to taste

(

mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:43, Reply)

Needs more bommyknocker.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:43, Reply)

EVERYTHING needs more bommyknocker

(

mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:47, Reply)

Apparently you're meant to eat grapefruit first...

(

Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:44, Reply)

Bah
So that's where I've been going wrong :(
(

mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, Reply)

I think identifying ONE only point where you've gone wrong would be an error...
;-)
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Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, Reply)

oh, it's like you know me so well

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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:49, Reply)

Is that a full bodied solution?
An answer to all my queries? I suspect it is, because that is a fine answer to any quandary :D

How do Milk no sugar? Why the username change?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:40, Reply)

I fancied a change, so I shaved a few letters off.
They'll probably grow back in time!
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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:42, Reply)

I hope so tartwangle!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:43, Reply)

Fuck off, I'm reading comics.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:40, Reply)

Awesome!
Are any of them Sergio Aragones comics?

I like Sergio Aragones. Or are they early Spiderman? I like early Spiderman.

Also, WHERE'S MY FUCKING HOLIDAY YOU CUNT?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:41, Reply)

Dark Reign Deadpool comics.
Also, I thought you were Rotating Wobbly Hat for a second. What the fuck are you doing over here on this shithole?
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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:43, Reply)

I am deeply offended by that!
I have met RWH and I don't even remember him! Although, the night I met him, I don't remember anyone really. Although, I do remember that Noit owes me a pint or 10. The little cunt!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:47, Reply)

Read the back of a prescription medication packet.
They're usually boring as fuck.

How about counting pills?
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Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:40, Reply)

Fuck man!
All my pills come in unmarked jars! I'm not sure my doctor is really a doctor. He lives on a street corner and gives me prescriptions for Big Macs.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:42, Reply)

Does he also have red curly hair
and attack children?
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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:45, Reply)

Is he your doctor too?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:49, Reply)

Yet another example of the Ginge Threat.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 2:06, Reply)

Are you sure they're not receipts?
Has he actually ever said he's a doctor?
The big M doesn't stand for Medical.
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Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:45, Reply)

Yeah,
I woke up one morning on London Bridge and he said he was my doctor and he had saved my life. Should I have not trusted him?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:50, Reply)

Two Step Instructions For Sleep Well
Step 1) Get into bed
Step 2) Stop breathing
(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:40, Reply)

Step 1 is optional, surely ;-)

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Race Hazard, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:41, Reply)

Step 2 is for death, not sleep.

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:42, Reply)

I read that as Steppenwolf.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:41, Reply)

This is instructions for death!
HARI KARI!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:43, Reply)

I'm pretty spiffing and fucking LOVELY, ta.
A shower followed by going to bed should do the trick.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:41, Reply)

But showers make me all awake and stuff.
SOLVE THAT DUNGEON MASTER FUCK! ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:44, Reply)

In that case I'd prescribe naked ladies to massage you to sleep.
But everyone knows there's no girls on the internets.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, Reply)

True dat nigga!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

if you drink loads and loads of caffene eventually you'll come all the way round the circle of alertness and fall asleep

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Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:41, Reply)

Sweet!
*goes off to investigate*

YOU DIDN'T TELL ME HOW YOU ARE!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:44, Reply)

that's because i'm a ghost and that type of question is offensive to my kind

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Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, Reply)

You fucking Honky cracker ass white boy!

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:51, Reply)

Oh man me and Broadsword totally have a song now.

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:43, Reply)

Sweet!
Stream it live Esme!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:45, Reply)

I wouldn't inflict my voice upon the ears of innocents.

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, Reply)

I'm smashing thank you.
When I need to sleep, a couple of bottles of beer usually makes me drowsy
(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:43, Reply)

I'm on the beer
and watching Mary and Max for the 3rd time in 2 days. Will that solve it?
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:45, Reply)

Just talking about it makes me tired.

(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:48, Reply)

Why do people want to sleep anyway?
I'd not sleep as much as possible, it's shit. I hate sleeping. I hate the wasted uncontrollable time. I do it as a necessity but I don't enjoy it.
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Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:43, Reply)

I like having an hour or two during the day
After hard work. Aaah.
(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:45, Reply)

It seems to me Imhotep,
that you never have anything to look forward to tomorrow. I prescribe you SEROXAT! THE BEST OF THE POKEMON!
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:46, Reply)

NOOO!
THE ONLY POKEMON I HAVE NEVER CAAAUUUGHT!!
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Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:49, Reply)

NO SEROXAT IS EVIL

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:59, Reply)

ok. tamazepam. 20mg
bets on how long i last tonight?
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Mortal VampireBat - Licking the flid of life, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:10, Reply)

Yay jellies :)
I give you 45 mins
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:10, Reply)

I say thirty minutes.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:12, Reply)

That's not that much. Man the fuck up.

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:13, Reply)

HURRAH FOR SUICIDES!
Just don't fuck it up. You've wasted enough resources as it is.
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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:14, Reply)

Oh, it was you I was thinking of, not derek.

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Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:15, Reply)

ha ha ha

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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:15, Reply)

You're acting like they're fun or something.
They just make you tired, not relaxed or anything like that, just tired. I don't see the point in taking them recreationaly.
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Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:17, Reply)

This.
It's Valium, diazepam. It's a sedative.
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:17, Reply)

It's a drug you take to bring you down from happyfuntimes
which is why english gp's no longer prescribe them. Or not easily, anyway
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:20, Reply)

they'll do a week of 5mg ones straight off
but woe betide you should go back to the GP after that
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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:24, Reply)

True. Vets do, though. Next stop: phenobarbitone.
They als prescribe fluoxetine for dogs with anxiety disorders.
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:26, Reply)

Never tried phenobarbitone.
Swap you one for a cider?
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:28, Reply)

Haha, all it does is knock you out. It's used to control epileptic fits.
You want ketamine to get really fucked up.
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:30, Reply)

I'm well aware of ketamine
not a fan really
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:31, Reply)

I heard that Sammi once drank a whole pint of ketamine. In one go.

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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:33, Reply)

It would explain the mental retardation, it's true.

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:35, Reply)

A WHOLE PINT apparently. THROUGH A STRAW MADE ESPECIALLY FOR HORSES

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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:37, Reply)

Through the optical nerve, by the looks of her.

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:42, Reply)

Alright Esme?
My last morphine was on tuesday, I decided I don't want them anymore. This is the first week where I haven't seen a doctor in at least 5 years.

Go me !
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Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:24, Reply)

Woo yay!
How's the pain?
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:27, Reply)

Tollerable.
Soplhdeen and MST seems to be handling most of it, I know MST is still morphine, but it's not quick-release. I'm going to start cuttin that down over the next week, as I don't think it does anything.
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Gonz and the spare room from january. Gaz me if you're interested., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:47, Reply)

i want to sleep you fucking nipple
that's why i'm taking it. i have trouble sleeping.
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Mortal VampireBat - Licking the flid of life, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:27, Reply)

Don't fuck about with prescription drugs.
It's retarded. There's a reason they're prescribed. It's not a sleeping drug, anyway.
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:29, Reply)

er, i'm fucking prescribed them
so stick your advice up your arse
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Mortal VampireBat - Licking the flid of life, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:34, Reply)

Fuck off asking the internet for advice then, you fucking dickstick.
Or was it just a 'Look at me, I have prescription drugs' post.
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:37, Reply)

no it was a wondering how long it would be before i fell asleep
is that any worse than any other of the shit posts on here?
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Mortal VampireBat - Licking the flid of life, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:39, Reply)

*hearts*

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:39, Reply)

Try turning the fucking computer off for a fucking start, eh?

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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:31, Reply)

32 posts

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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:15, Reply)

31 posts

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Captn Hood-Butter Bash 21st November, fucking look it up, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:17, Reply)

Was it a red or a blue pill?

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:18, Reply)

white

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Mortal VampireBat - Licking the flid of life, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:20, Reply)

i prefer the icing

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scott,, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:24, Reply)

You back from Scotland then?

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:29, Reply)

och aye

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scott,, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:29, Reply)

Fun times?

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:32, Reply)

it's good to be home

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scott,, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:35, Reply)

Music times?

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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:37, Reply)

hmm dunno
i did a show last night.
i might spend an hour looking at the losers on here.
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scott,, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:41, Reply)

Hotknife it

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cowfoo leave the bees be, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:25, Reply)

haha
missed you sweety
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:28, Reply)

12 seconds
including warming your hands up
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hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:26, Reply)

isn't that the stuff in metal gear solid that stops your hands from shaking when you're sniping?
i don't think you really should be on b3ta if you're on a top secret mission like that
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Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:29, Reply)

That's diazopam. Or something similar.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:33, Reply)

trap sprung, nerrrrrrrd

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Lightguy bomb-fish, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:37, Reply)

You motherfucker.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:40, Reply)

Same thing.
Tamezepam is a brand name.
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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:40, Reply)

He was setting me up, the devious motherfucker.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:42, Reply)

That depends.
do you have your complete medical history to hand?

And to be honest with you, as you spelled temazepam incorrectly, I doubt you have any.
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:32, Reply)

Am I the only B3tan who isn't on medication?

(Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:33, Reply)

I'm not on medication
doesn't mean I won't take some every now & again for a laugh
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broadsword FUCK PIE, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:34, Reply)

No.
You may however be the only /talker who isn't ;)
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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! http://thehittvshow.blogspot.com/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:37, Reply)

*Pill-free fives*

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stuj BRING BACK DING YOU STUPID HATS!, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:37, Reply)

Nope! I'm not either

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mns, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:39, Reply)

I'm completely hopped on piriteze most of the time

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:39, Reply)

I never have been. I don't understand all this 'I know what a pill is called' smug bullshit.

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JackAction Grumpiest cunt on b3ta., Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:45, Reply)

I'm not, any more.

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Esme Weatherwax ruining the entire internet, Sat 7 Nov 2009, 1:45, Reply)

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