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WHY?
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Sibod kisses the lips of fate on the flange of destiny, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17,
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It's basically a combination of unhealthy diet and taking the internet too seriously.
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17,
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JMG!
What does it sound like when doves cry? :(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love isn't as photogenic as he looks., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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*coo-hoo*
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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*limp wrists*
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Sibod kisses the lips of fate on the flange of destiny, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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A gay flirted with me.
I was looking at dinner jackets and an attractive guy comes up to me and asks "What size are you?" I dunno, so he looks me up and down for a second and says "Ooh, I think you're about *censored*" then walked off.
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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Was this scene being rated by the bbfc.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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No, my self-worth issues and vanity.
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30,
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You hate yourself and want to die.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36,
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That was why I smoked like four fags while drunk last night even though I'm against smoking.
Meh...
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37,
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fucking censored?!
are you some kind of retard or something?
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MONO! is a pirate, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30,
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I'm vain and unfit
Meh...
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31,
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You'd have to be over 30 stone to be any fatter than half the people here
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MONO! is a pirate, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32,
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Not that yet
My dad is though.
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33,
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i agree
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Rathen , Less shit than Syncubus., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31,
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A gay came on to me
I had to kill him because I'm uncomfortable with my own sexuality.
Sometimes I cut the eyes out of pictures in body building magazines and cry and cry and cry and cry
and cry and cry and cry and cry
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Undulating Tentacles of Love isn't as photogenic as he looks., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31,
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cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cryput my penis through the hole
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Derek Monte is wanking in your milk carton, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33,
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I could go for that.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love isn't as photogenic as he looks., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34,
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Oh, that's a sad story there.
Perhaps with time and a little gentle surprise sex who might come to terms with it.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35,
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I'd consider it a compliment to my outward masculinity if a gay man flirted with me.
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Woodside Industries, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35,
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Prince desperately trying to grab a dirty magazine from a top shelf JUST out of reach.
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:19,
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JUST out of reach, he has trouble reaching the middle shelf.
The dwarfen bastard.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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Shhh
he'll sue you for damages.
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Sibod kisses the lips of fate on the flange of destiny, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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I was thinking that as I typed.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21,
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Har!
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Undulating Tentacles of Love isn't as photogenic as he looks., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24,
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Can they cry.
Do they have tear ducts.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:19,
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I will pull one apart with my bare hands to find out.
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Undulating Tentacles of Love isn't as photogenic as he looks., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23,
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In the name of science.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:25,
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that never washes with the authorities :(((((:((:(
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Undulating Tentacles of Love isn't as photogenic as he looks., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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Show your science card.
That always works, you have got a science card, haven't you.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30,
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I have a piece of cardboard with "SCIENCE" written in red crayon on.
will that do?
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Undulating Tentacles of Love isn't as photogenic as he looks., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36,
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That's the one.
You had me worried for a minute there.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37,
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they cry their tears of unfathomable sadness in wracked silence
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Boondocks - YEAH! starting from scratch and leavin trouble behind me, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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Peur duvs
:(
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24,
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Why not?
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Mrs Hood Butter has her nose back to the grindstone :(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17,
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Nobody has realised that this is the correct answer.
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Quim LEAK is Zombie obsessed - http://trioxin.wordpress.com/, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:22,
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^this
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parttimedogfish voted for Mugabe, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26,
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THAT'S SEXWANG
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:28,
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*sigh*
I have no idea, but I'm so very tired of it.
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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Use your ninja skills to kill it
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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I can't
it doesn't have a face.
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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Ms 'Pots!
I've started ninja school and now am a yellow belt in Flipping Out & Killing People!
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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Which one?
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21,
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*flips out*
*kills*
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23,
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oohh awesome
which stlye?
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23,
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Kara-tay
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24,
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which form of Kara-tay?
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26,
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Go-Kan-Ryu
NOT Gok Wan ;)
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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ohh
I haven't done that one. I do Wado-ryu
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30,
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Like, run Scoob
zoiks!
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Derek Monte is wanking in your milk carton, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32,
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pfft!
why? :o)
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33,
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Nifty
I got to brown and white in Shotokan then realised I was only passing the exams but not getting any better...
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26,
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I'm having a go at it before I send the kids there.
Turns out that I've got a bit of natural ability and enjoy it, so I thought I'd stick at it :)
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:28,
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Enjoy it!
I just got bored and wasn't good at it.
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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When I first started at this place they thought I'd come from a Shotokan club
because I (apparently) held a very low, Shotokan-style stance.
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34,
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yup
dead give away if you come from Shotokan. My stances a low for Wado-ryu.
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36,
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It's brilliant for kids...utterly fucking brilliant.
Reece really enjoys it (he does Phoenix).
I may start if I shift some weight.
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Wicca'd Witch - her heart will always go on for Mykey., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30,
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Yay!
More ninjas on /talk!
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32,
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Do I count as a ninja?
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34,
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when did you stop training?
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35,
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About...
6 months ago :(
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36,
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Shame
Shotokan was my first style
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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My dad is a third dan black belt in Shotokan.
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Wicca'd Witch - her heart will always go on for Mykey., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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*doesn't spill his pint*
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32,
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Badger is ever so nice to him ;)
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Wicca'd Witch - her heart will always go on for Mykey., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35,
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But Badger is ever so nice anyway!
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37,
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Hamster style.
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nick the greek I look at your pants and I need a kiss, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:28,
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I've studied judo and tai chi.
Judo was through my college, and I wore a yellow belt, since that's what they had available.
I'm a nude in tai chi, if it's dark enough outside or an open minded enough community.
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Syncubus dunno? Screwy?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36,
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'cause you probably kicked it off
as a reflex action.
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Syncubus dunno? Screwy?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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Why did I read that as reflection.
Oh yeah because mumbly mumbly mumbly.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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Sadist much?
Go for the bollocks..
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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delilah
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Just Harry seemed like a good idea at the time, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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WHAT?
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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WHERE?
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Sibod kisses the lips of fate on the flange of destiny, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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You touched your parents as you slept.
And made the priest cry with your foul talk.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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Is this the new Sugarbabes single?
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Sibod kisses the lips of fate on the flange of destiny, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21,
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You're the new sugababes single.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23,
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you are Annie Lennox
AICMFP
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Derek Monte is wanking in your milk carton, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21,
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She's bloody wonderful.
/fan blog
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Syncubus dunno? Screwy?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:22,
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and she has
curious dancing eyebrows
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Mushroom, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:25,
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Sweet
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Derek Monte is wanking in your milk carton, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26,
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dreams
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Mushroom, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:27,
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Haha!
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Syncubus dunno? Screwy?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29,
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chicken thigh.
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Syncubus dunno? Screwy?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21,
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Why the fuck do so many sites use that "Lemme guess what you're searching for, since you don't know" drop down thing?
Computers have started to become patronising.
God help us.
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:11,
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I'm not sire what you want.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12,
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You're a shit telephone provider
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12,
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But you get free Ring-Ding!
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12,
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SHOVE YOUR FREE RING-DING.
*shuns*
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The Gentleman Bastard wears a monocle. ©, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13,
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Then I take my picture back!
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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Only £42 first payment.
£64 second payment.
£88 every month after that.
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15,
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it looks like you've started a thread
would you like some help with that?
- posting utter bollocks
- linking bbc news or youtube
- ignoring sprinkles
- creating a second comedy account to troll with
- pandering
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Just Harry seemed like a good idea at the time, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12,
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Needs more venom.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13,
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i'll edit it
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Just Harry seemed like a good idea at the time, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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Good work.
Needs more, christ you're tedious tit.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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done
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Just Harry seemed like a good idea at the time, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15,
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Good edits.
I like that you don't mention edits.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16,
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that has a seperate
help thingy
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Just Harry seemed like a good idea at the time, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17,
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oohhh paperclips
I fucking love stationery!
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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*shows off fancy ring binder*
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Just Harry seemed like a good idea at the time, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15,
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As a young 'un, I accidentally clipped my dogs nose in a Ring binder.
Since then he flinches when he sees one.
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16,
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Stinky cupboard?
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15,
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I had to turn that off in the new firefox
Very annoying, innit?
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bogus official has gone to work, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12,
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Is that the 'AwesomeBar'?
I hate that.
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Shegetz , my onion finds you irrelevant, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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It's not very, well awesome.
Really.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15,
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Yep
Very intrusive
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bogus official has gone to work, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15,
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Because it's OMG AJAX WEB 2.0
To be honest I haven't seen many sites using it, other than Google, which started the whole thing, and even they haven't put it on their regular page.
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Shegetz , my onion finds you irrelevant, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13,
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Google, Wikipedia, Youtube
The big three in my case.
Even Firefox does it!
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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I haven't seen it on Google, but yes to Wiki & Youtube.
Have you got a/c turned on?
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16,
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I do, but I hardly ever use the google homepage, so I might be wrong.
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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Turn off a/c.
It's the work of the open source devil.
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21,
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Bah.
/ac
See how handy it is though?
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23,
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a/c inhibits original thought.
a/c turns your posts into cliches.
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26,
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Yes, B.T.
We've all become
patronising.
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Johnny Catfish is tee are oh you beebeebee ell ee, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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Oh God, that sounds terrible.
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Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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I hate the ones that focus the search box
so you can't scroll down with the cursor key.
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Syncubus dunno? Screwy?, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17,
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JMG, etc.
Out of ten. How upset are you at the internet?
10 being "Tearful because JMG is on".
/edit
I'm very popular.
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:06,
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Oh Christ...
Hello Jamrag.
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Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:07,
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You're replying to me...
This means you're either, not the real DekionPlexis.
Or you have had an offline drink.
How is your lisp, etc.?
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08,
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It is thuper.
How is your dad?
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Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:10,
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I was reading an interesting article recently on country farming, and one of the words really looked like your username.
It was very exciting, and as a consequence, you probably have a hard on because I'm replying to you.
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:11,
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That does sound interesting Jamrag.
How is your dad?
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Dekionplexis IV and the Storm of Shadows, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13,
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Canny.
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13,
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How do you have an online drink?
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:10,
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Online drink is when you come online and tell everyone that you are ROFLDRUNKLOOK.
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12,
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But how do you have an online drink.
That's more describing your state of being.
Are you still on holiday?
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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NO!
*Skypunch!*
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Jam Master Geordie The People's Champion of B3ta., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15,
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It'll need a bandage in the morning.
Were you in vegas, I forget.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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Zero.
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Maffers Has updated his profile pic., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:07,
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I'm upset because my browser keeps intermittently losing my cookies...
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:07,
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Use a biscuit barrel then.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08,
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I do.
It's called a fucking hard drive!
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B.T., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15,
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You're very bizzare.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16,
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I'm not.
I'm happy, go figure.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08,
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i'm not upset at the internet
its lovley, my mood is awesome so you get internet hugs
*hugs*
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Just Harry seemed like a good idea at the time, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08,
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1000 :(
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Rathen , Less shit than Syncubus., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08,
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i am constantly upset at the internet it is NOT JUST WORDS IT IS ALL SERIOUSBUSINESSS :@
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Rathen , Less shit than Syncubus., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08,
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It is.
Where am I going wrong.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:09,
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can I touch you?
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08,
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if you really must but there are a lot of more desperate men than i crying out for it
put me to the back of the list, it's only fair
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Rathen , Less shit than Syncubus., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:11,
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You appear to be the only one having a go because she has boobs and all that.
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12,
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I don't know
At least I stick to my opinions
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Rathen , Less shit than Syncubus., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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Who doesn't?
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Wildheart Baby is acting like a sad dick., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:22,
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nononono!
You stood out in a crowd of wiry nerdy spotty internet geeks. I must have you.
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13,
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I know my racial rights
I am hung like a black man. If you had me you'd never go back.
*weeps at the untruths*
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Rathen , Less shit than Syncubus., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14,
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Ah come now
that was very poor fibbings. If you were hung like that, you wouldn't spend you evenings trying to make fat ugly lasses cry.
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17,
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Hence why I'm weeping at the untruths
I'm sure it's very hard to post here and manage the 14+ msn cybersex conversations you've got going on (5 of them are syncubus by the way) but do try to keep up
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Rathen , Less shit than Syncubus., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18,
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oh no
it's ok. I'm so fat and spotty all my internet boyfriends dumped me.
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20,
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Well now you've realised the problem you can fix it.
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Rathen , Less shit than Syncubus., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:22,
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nah
I like the pandering
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jenpots red lorry, yellow lorry., Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24,
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0.5
because I don't take the internet 'too' seriously