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morning

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:02, Reply)
Yo
Watching the Val Kilmer Batman movie. Say what you like about Jim Carrey, but he is by far the least stupid thing about this film.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:14, Reply)
And for someone with a secret identity, he's just itching to tell someone
Mainly hot chicks, but still.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:16, Reply)
wouldn't you be?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:37, Reply)
I always tell hot chicks about my secret identity

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)
is it smelly hippy? because if it is, it's not really a secret.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:39, Reply)
shhh

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:45, Reply)
don't you want to tell all the hot chicks on this for-pahahahahaaaaaaa!

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:53, Reply)
not sure there's a single female left posting on b3tan now

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:03, Reply)
Has even MGT disappeared?
But who's going to keep me abreast of Hebrew linguistics news now?
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:11, Reply)
I miss the women
Well, the funny, intelligent, witty or crude ones, like WTBP, binky, BlueStar, Wicca, Comma et al. The dithering housewives can go fuck themselves with a Woman's Weekly.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:07, Reply)
wait, two hats isn't a girl?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:14, Reply)
why would you do such a thing so early in the morning?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:22, Reply)
or ever?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:23, Reply)
My stupid, stupid children

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:23, Reply)
My god, even the batmobile looks stupid

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:24, Reply)
Still, it's better than The Dark Knight Rises.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:50, Reply)
ooh, controversial

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
i blame the parents

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:27, Reply)
Likewise

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:39, Reply)
don't they have some kind of formal education to attend, or is that not how it works in Portsmouth?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:39, Reply)
two hats legally declared his house a 'commune' for tax reasons
it involved having to pull the kids out of school
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:43, Reply)
how many kids did he have to pull out?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:47, Reply)
i think he just grabbed the two nearest the gates
they weren't happy at first but stockholm syndrome set in
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:49, Reply)
yeah George clooney was the best Batman, the best superhero ever

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:34, Reply)
so dreamy

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:35, Reply)
can't believe he married that bitch

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:36, Reply)
My DVD of that got scratched, but luckily the kids preferred the George Clooney sequel.
Pretty much memorised the entire script to that one.

Still, I'd take Dr Chase Meridian for a ride on my Batmobile, if you know what I mean.
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:47, Reply)
disgusting

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:54, Reply)
"hello"

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:15, Reply)
if you're just going to be sarcastic, you can fuck off

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:21, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTifRi3qDkU#t=1m54
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:30, Reply)
a classic

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:33, Reply)
mornolith.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:19, Reply)
dozing

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:24, Reply)
moornhoolio

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:24, Reply)
alright beavis

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:27, Reply)
Heh heh

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:28, Reply)
fresh

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:24, Reply)
safe, mate

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:31, Reply)
right back at ya baby

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:31, Reply)
you leave my baby out of this

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:33, Reply)
alright frizz

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:37, Reply)
ouch

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:46, Reply)
he was the first person outside of China to put his baby in a microwave

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:55, Reply)
alright love

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:34, Reply)
yeah hi

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:37, Reply)
that was a sympathy reply wasnt it?

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:54, Reply)

      

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:04, Reply)
the sun'll come out tomorrow bet ya bottom dollar
it's also out today, morning
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)
i imagine you wouldn't get very good odds on that

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:43, Reply)
you know I'm born to lose and gambling's for fools

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:47, Reply)
Gutentag

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:39, Reply)

schleimscheiße
(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:48, Reply)
I do so enjoy a mod sanctioned morning thread.

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:54, Reply)
[manolith reply]

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 8:58, Reply)
you've tried the rest, now reply to the best

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Manolith Putin

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 9:09, Reply)
Hay, you know back there when that guy mentioned KP Dips and how you don't get enough chocolate?
I was gonna reply that I agree, but then the moment passed and i'd have looked silly saying anything.

Got a KayBAAB on it's way. I'm knackered, i'm too excited by everything at the moment #LifeIsSweet
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 20:41, Reply)
I spent far too long trying to work out what K-BAAB was an acronym for :(

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
Shit man, didn't think, sorry about that.
Damn man, I accidenlty ordered a lamb donnor instead of a lamb shesh
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:04, Reply)
I Lamb Legend

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:09, Reply)
Lambbusters

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:11, Reply)
Lambi

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:12, Reply)
Lambo

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 7:38, Reply)
School of Flock

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 7:38, Reply)
Fleece, the musical

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 7:39, Reply)
Conan the Shearerian

(, Tue 21 Apr 2015, 7:40, Reply)
The Silence of the Sheeps

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:13, Reply)
do androids dream of electri... oh, ffs - i cant't be arsed

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:17, Reply)
Yeah I emailed the company they replied today saying they were going to send me loads of free KP Choc dips.

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:07, Reply)
Awmayt do us one

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:36, Reply)
Erm...

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:41, Reply)
What's the problem?
You are getting them aren't you?
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:51, Reply)
I wondered what "awmayt" means
And yeah sure you can have as many as you want pal
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 23:08, Reply)
Are you secretly Dr. Skagra?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:49, Reply)
Top of the board stats, I'll have to update my CV.
evenin', all.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 20:31, Reply)
Are you pedrohin then?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 20:34, Reply)
That seems unlikely.
Or does it?
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 21:47, Reply)
Yeah " CV" if you say so

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 20:35, Reply)
I'll admit, I didn't actually mean to start the last thread
I just forgot where the reply button was. But it worked out quite well in the end.

What else worked out quite well in the end?
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:01, Reply)
george formby films

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:06, Reply)
sheep your seats, please

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 13:14, Reply)
bleats! bleats!

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 18:26, Reply)
trapped wind

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:22, Reply)
the big sheep
more than just a big sheep
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:36, Reply)
The Long Kid Goodnight

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
The Third Ram

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:37, Reply)
sorry, I thought you were starting an ovine/noir pun thread

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
sheepless in seattle

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:41, Reply)
wool hand luke

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:42, Reply)
the lamb before time

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
bleat the flockers

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:52, Reply)
ewe only live twice

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:56, Reply)
Baaaaaaaaaaaafly

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 13:52, Reply)
Sheep Throat

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:42, Reply)
Sunset Woolevard

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:44, Reply)
Cape Shear

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:46, Reply)
the curious case of Benjamin Mutton

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Dial M for Meh-eh-eh-eh-eeh dur

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 13:05, Reply)
10 things I hate about ewe

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 13:42, Reply)
the lamb shank redemption

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 13:45, Reply)
the gamboler

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 13:59, Reply)
mint sauce on the orient express

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)
the devil wears chamois

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:21, Reply)
Superman IV: The Quest for Fleece

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:29, Reply)
He-Ram & The Masters of the Universe
She-Ram: Princess of Power
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:04, Reply)
eweniverse, surely?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:10, Reply)
eweniversal soldier

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)

surely shearly
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:14, Reply)
exactly!

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:20, Reply)
Sheep Impact

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:27, Reply)
Braising Saddles

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:30, Reply)
A Linton Menace
Attack of the Dolly Clones
Australian Wool Exchange of the Sith
A Ewe Hope
The Empire Strikes Comeback
Breton Island Dwarf of the Jedi
The Dorset Down Awakens
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:33, Reply)
Raddlestar Galactica

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:40, Reply)
[sheep pun]

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:00, Reply)
[lol]

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:02, Reply)
baa baa baa, baa baa ba ram
by the sheep boys
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:08, Reply)
lanolith

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)
woolly sock

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 18:18, Reply)
Shears

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:13, Reply)
bleaty

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:16, Reply)

u e
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 14:26, Reply)
^ deserves some recognition

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 15:38, Reply)

sheep moose
+s

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 19:50, Reply)
Ever tried fucking a moose?
Unless it's a very young moose or you are extremely tall there's little chance of that happening.

I saw a dead moose last week lying between the lanes on Highway 2 just south of Edmonton. Saw it on the way up on Friday and on the way down on Sunday.

Thought to myself, "Someone should do something about that. Not me though as it's not my job."

Was only a young moose, so mistook it for an adult deer first time.

Meet a bull moose close-up during rutting season and that's a different matter. Massive fucking beasts.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 19:57, Reply)
I've tried not reading this in Woody Allen's voice, but I can't

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 20:01, Reply)
Israel

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 20:41, Reply)
I'm trying to think of a greeting that hasn't been worn into tatters already.
It's got to the point where even "hello" sounds sarcastic.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:49, Reply)
hi

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:55, Reply)
'lo

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:34, Reply)
f.u.n.e.x?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:36, Reply)
s, v.f.x

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:39, Reply)
f.u.n.e.m?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)
9

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)
if only we had a busty blonde to keep this gag running.

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)
if only

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:47, Reply)
SILLYCOW

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:53, Reply)
salutations
ahoy there
crivens, another morning!
yooalroightboi
*grunt*
maaaaaaaaaarnin
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:02, Reply)
Wasn't Crivens the newsround presenter?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:05, Reply)
now there's somebody who wouldn't be able to sound sarcastic when he said hello even if he put his mind to it

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:09, Reply)
hulloagin

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:20, Reply)
april sweet is coming in

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:10, Reply)
happy birthday?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:20, Reply)
part time lover?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:21, Reply)
My brother says Happy Easter at Christmas
He's really zany.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:23, Reply)
I say Annual mid-winter gift giving celebration
but only to my mother in law. And only because it winds her up.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:28, Reply)
For the same reason, I say "No, I'm not marrying your daughter".

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:31, Reply)
nice

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:33, Reply)
how. big. was. the. sheep?
don't think you can dodge this important question
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:35, Reply)
Oops, sorry
there was no 'big sheep' to speak of. But it was a fantastic day out, seriously. I never imagined it would be as good as it was.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:36, Reply)
cool, i'm glad you enjoyed it
now, onto the next question. why didn't you return my call yesterday? :'(
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)
You called me yesterday?
Sorry, I had no idea. Didn't get a missed call or anything. I have a new phone but the same number.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:42, Reply)
There it is....in my call log
Why didn't it show up on the screen after you'd called? Fucking thing. I already hate this phone and I've only had it two weeks.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:43, Reply)
words!
nothing but sweet, sweet words that turn into bitter orange wax in my ear
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)
What did you want anyway?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:54, Reply)
i wanted to throw you a party and give you a present but FORGET IT
nah, it was to see if you wanted to go and see richard herring at the wedge. it was a bit short notice, to be fair
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:02, Reply)
Ah ok
Well thanks anyway. I was out and about most of yesterday anyhow. I got some new trainers. That's right. New trainers.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:07, Reply)
^mid-life crisis

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:15, Reply)
well obvs
If I could grow a pony tail, I would
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:29, Reply)
so what else did you get up to on your jolly holiday?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:32, Reply)
I bet he saw Mike Rutherford perform

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:45, Reply)
Oh all sorts
Too much to go into here
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:47, Reply)
fair enough

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 11:14, Reply)
Laugh out loud! 12 shows including the world famous sheep racing and many hilarious farmyard escapdaes…

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:38, Reply)
Honestly, it was brilliant

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:48, Reply)
'farmyard escapades', eh?
disgusting
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)
"shove it up your arse and fart it out of your cunt"

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:24, Reply)
siuyaafiooyc for short

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)
Ahoyhoy

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:25, Reply)
what about 'goodbye'?
You know, shake it up a bit.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:35, Reply)
I actually used the phrase "shake it up a bit" in a tutorial video
and promptly did a little sick in my mouth.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:37, Reply)
oh dear
that's...what's the opposite of good these days?
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:40, Reply)
i can't be certain,
but i believe the kids are saying things are 'well shart'. you should adopt this into your vocabulary immediately
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)
was it a how to take care of a baby tutorial.. topical louise woodward joke

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:41, Reply)
I clicked this.

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:44, Reply)
My wife told me she was going into the office over the holidays, to "touch base".
I was tempted to file for divorce.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:00, Reply)
she's having sex with a colleague
she was telling you 'i'm going into the office to touch (the) base (of my colleague's penis, and also the rest of it)'
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:03, Reply)
That's hawt!

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:05, Reply)
she needs to work on her sexy talk, to be honest
it's a bit convoluted
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:16, Reply)
I can only get it up if she talks in TLAs.

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 10:53, Reply)
Oh, I want P.I.V with the M.V.P A.S.A.P

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 11:05, Reply)
pee into a vase with the mongolian vice president as sting applauds, probably?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 11:13, Reply)
<3

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 11:25, Reply)
xx

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 11:26, Reply)
:-D

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 11:53, Reply)
Top of the morning to you!

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:46, Reply)
That just sounds like one of those coward immigrant Yanks who claims his great great grandaddy was Irish

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:48, Reply)
Hmm
No idea what you mean.

Should see St Patrick's Day on this side of the Atlantic. Fucking unbelievable.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 9:51, Reply)
maybe consider a tmesis as part of your delivery?
mayhaps hell-flippin'-o! or good morn-bloody-ing! that sort of thing, mix it up a bit
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 11:17, Reply)
tmeses give him tumescence

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 11:27, Reply)
I hate those tmeses to pieces

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 12:38, Reply)
MORNHOLES

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 7:56, Reply)
Take your morning and stick it up your bum.

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 7:58, Reply)
Yes, why not

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:01, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 7:58, Reply)
welcome back twatters
I trust you had a good holiday, and the lawn is pristine?
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:02, Reply)
Yes and yes
thank you
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:05, Reply)
Hello, sir.
Good to have you back.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:07, Reply)
cheers munch

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:09, Reply)
*munches cheers*

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:12, Reply)
disgusting

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:13, Reply)
howay man pet man like

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:14, Reply)
hello love
Take your nipper to The Big Sheep in Bideford. Never in my life would I have ever imagined that a SHEEP THEMED PARK could be so brilliant. Also, free beer samples. Win win.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:16, Reply)
noted with thanks

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:25, Reply)
^ ruminant sex tourist

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:40, Reply)
I regret nothing

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:42, Reply)
how big was the sheep?

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:48, Reply)
oh
it's you
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:47, Reply)
morning mr lovely xx

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:13, Reply)
hiya love

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:14, Reply)
hi

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:19, Reply)
fix up, look sharp

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:38, Reply)
That twat sounds like a Fraggle with adenoids

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:42, Reply)
ooooooooooiiiiii

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:48, Reply)
alright, h (not from steps)
has mgt finally gone off the deep end?
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:47, Reply)
he's got the bum-hole in his hands

(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 8:55, Reply)
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 23:27, Reply)
Remember to put your bins out.
It's recycling this week.
(, Mon 20 Apr 2015, 0:58, Reply)
So is anyone watching the football?

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 14:54, Reply)
na, F1 innit

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 14:57, Reply)
FA cup though... I

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 15:03, Reply)
dunno what that is soz

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 15:15, Reply)
1-1 so far

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 15:54, Reply)
go fuck

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 23:17, Reply)
has hamilton won yet?

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 17:32, Reply)
the election's not for weeks m8

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 17:55, Reply)
n

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 15:30, Reply)
To be fair it's been shit.
How's you Beefy?
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 15:54, Reply)
rocking, ta
Classic weekend with nipper
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 17:52, Reply)
cake

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 23:17, Reply)
This is a reminder for brb:
Don't forget to tell us to remember to put our bins out

HTH

Mupps x
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 10:22, Reply)
Recursive.

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 10:27, Reply)
binception

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 15:48, Reply)
bin bruges

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 18:55, Reply)
bin city

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 18:55, Reply)

Never Bin Kissed (1999)
Binage Mutant Binja Turtles (2014)
Not Another Bin Movie (2001)
The Binbetweeners Movie (2011)
Fried Bin Tomatoes at the Whistle Stop Cafe (1991)
Should've Bin Romeo (2012)
The Hitcher II: I've Bin Waiting (2003) (Video)
You've Bin Framed (1990) (TV Series)
Aqua Bin Hunger Force (2000) (TV Series)
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 19:28, Reply)
Who the fuck is brb?
He put me on ignore after The Doveston took the piss out of him, and I posted "zing" having a go at The Doveston and brb in all of his dullness misinterpreted it as I was taking the piss out of him.

Now as completely and totally mind numbingly dull as this post is, it's still more interesting than brb.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)
I dunno, the way that reads it like you were the ringleader in this shameful bullying
and you're simply using The Doveston as a scapegoat
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Hmmm are you a conspiracy nut job?

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 14:01, Reply)
Just tellin' how I see it, spanny
Just tellin' it how I see it
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 14:09, Reply)
Alright Mel Gibson

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 14:25, Reply)
cheers.

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 14:17, Reply)
Right what is wrong with KP? Surely they realise the amount of chocolate they put in a Choc Dip
Is simply not enough for the amount of biscuit sticks they put in the pack. Absolute chaffinches
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:50, Reply)
They must be nuts.

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 0:33, Reply)
ooh - that was a bit dry! op consider yourself roasted!

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 0:35, Reply)
I found the humour kinda dry

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:03, Reply)
how perceptive of you
well done. shows you can take the heat.
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:04, Reply)
i'm not having a go - please don't feel a
salted
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:27, Reply)
in

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:38, Reply)
and am oot
and a shake it all a boot!
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 2:24, Reply)
You forgot your left leg your pedofile

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 2:45, Reply)
wut?

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 3:10, Reply)
It's a common psychological defence mechanism, in this case to cover up his being a nonce.
 
Projection
Projection is the misattribution of a person’s undesired thoughts, feelings or impulses onto another person who does not have those thoughts, feelings or impulses. Projection is used especially when the thoughts are considered unacceptable for the person to express, or they feel completely ill at ease with having them. For example, a spouse may be angry at their significant other for not listening, when in fact it is the angry spouse who does not listen. Projection is often the result of a lack of insight and acknowledgement of one’s own motivations and feelings.

from: psychcentral.com/lib/15-common-defense-mechanisms/0001251
(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 10:25, Reply)
Prick

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 12:02, Reply)
classic projection there

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 19:52, Reply)
^ going through their backpacks before burning all the evidence

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 0:56, Reply)
Yeah what he said cos it was brilliant

(, Sun 19 Apr 2015, 1:03, Reply)
things can only get b3ta
b3ta the devil you know
nobody does it b3ta
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:22, Reply)
Music sounds b3ta with you
b3ta off alone
ain't nobody b3ta
it's b3ta to travel
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:29, Reply)
getting b3ta all the time

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:33, Reply)
eye know eye love you b3ta

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:38, Reply)
Simply the best (b3ta than all the rest)

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:40, Reply)
b3ta, the devil and the deep blue sea

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:47, Reply)
the b3ta goes on

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:49, Reply)
I can't believe it's not b3ta

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:51, Reply)
Cause it's a b3tasweet symphony

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:01, Reply)
Mario b3tatelli

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:07, Reply)
B3ta by the dozen

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:07, Reply)
Michael Jackson
Just b3ta-it
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:08, Reply)
b33ts by dre

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:09, Reply)
B3tasie boys

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:11, Reply)
Another one b3tas the dust

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:20, Reply)
Yeah fuck off

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:21, Reply)
No you fuck off

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:21, Reply)
Alright then

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:21, Reply)
Cunt

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:21, Reply)
The b3ta things in life are free

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:22, Reply)
I SAID FUCK OFF

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:22, Reply)
+nonce

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:27, Reply)
I am clicking I like this

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:33, Reply)
b3ta dead than smeg

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:36, Reply)
When I was off last week I downloaded every episode of RD I forgot how brilliant the early episodes were

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:41, Reply)
build me up b3ta cup

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:40, Reply)
Nice

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:47, Reply)
get b3tan
.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:57, Reply)
A year ago I bought some used cabinets online. They came from Kodak's Warsaw office.
Today I bought a used desk from somewhere else. When I got them home it turned out they were also from Kodak HQ.

What's been a mediocre coincidence in your life?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 18:33, Reply)
It appears that after I stole some office furniture from Kodak HQ
The same numpty bought them.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 19:14, Reply)
It also turns out I am drinking the same shit lager as planearm

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 19:15, Reply)
Stella is lovely but it's very gassy :(

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 19:37, Reply)
I had about 5 cans of the 4% and now I am on Tyskie much nicer

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:02, Reply)
I'm on the coffee now :(

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:31, Reply)
You fucking lightweight

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:09, Reply)
dubonnet here

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:39, Reply)
Dunno what that is soz
Cheapo stuff here I am a povvo
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:09, Reply)
it's a fortified wine with herbs and spices apparently
the Queen drinks it with gin whilst beating off plebs
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:14, Reply)
You fucking retard

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:04, Reply)
I think that was a little uncalled for you pleb

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:10, Reply)
I read that as 'greasy' and i felt a bit sick

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:14, Reply)
You would

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 23:41, Reply)
i put two different socks on but later...
...i noticed they matched
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:38, Reply)
alright sock

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:46, Reply)
aye no bad ta, yourself?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:49, Reply)
smashing ta

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:14, Reply)
what's occurring in the turd household?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:18, Reply)
There was a barbecue and now there is beer
beerbecue

what's going on?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:33, Reply)
sounds good
here wine turned into dubonnet and now sleepy hollow's on the tv, livin' the dream!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:38, Reply)
sweet as

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:55, Reply)
hahahaha yeah

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 22:10, Reply)
This place is dead on its arse

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 16:53, Reply)
it would be if you stopped posting

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 17:17, Reply)
hey manolith - got any vegetable jokes?
If you do, lettuce know.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 17:36, Reply)
Sorry, I'm watching Inbetweeners 2
and waiting for spag bol while downing lots of stella.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 17:56, Reply)
I too am drinking Stella...
Coincidence?
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 19:15, Reply)
sorry i haven't done any good poos lately

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 20:06, Reply)
That's the arse cancer that

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 21:10, Reply)
Saturday morning.
I really ought to be getting up.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 7:14, Reply)
lazy git, Ive already got up and got my rods out

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 7:37, Reply)
"rod"
Fnar!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 9:38, Reply)
it's my first day back at work after 6 weeks off:(

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 7:44, Reply)
cool

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 8:50, Reply)
You have inspired me to not get my backside out of the sack.
You're a role model for so many.
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 8:52, Reply)
Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 9:39, Reply)
Sometimes, in the small hours of the morning.

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 9:49, Reply)
FA cup semi final weekend as well.
Come on READING!
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 12:23, Reply)
Aye, fucking stonking too
Might have to get a few beers and go mong out in the cuntryside
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 12:45, Reply)
Fuck it, barbecue

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 13:15, Reply)
considering this myself but the missus says we have to invite family...easy way to ruin a lovely saturday afternoon that

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 13:16, Reply)
Just have a stealth one
under the bed
(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 13:33, Reply)
morning monster munch

(, Sat 18 Apr 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Can anyone recommend a good cauliflower?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:10, Reply)
What? No

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:22, Reply)
BROADSWORD!!!!

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:04, Reply)
alright planearm
anything good on telly tonight?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:10, Reply)
Warwick Davis on ITV right now

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:12, Reply)
soz don't do ITV

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:12, Reply)
How are you anyway?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:14, Reply)
Err ok I spose, yourself?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:25, Reply)
I'm ok as long as I keep taking the medication ;)

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:51, Reply)
What's the medication for? Are you seriously ill?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
I'm addicted to watching tv :/

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:53, Reply)
We've known that for years
good you're being treated tho
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:54, Reply)
fun cauliflower fact:
Despite its association with hearty winter fare, the cauliflower is actually in season during the summer!

This cut-out-and-keep tip was brought to you by caulifacts.co.uk
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:29, Reply)
Cauliflower is a cruciferous vegetable. It is called this because the flowers have four petals and resemble a Greek cross!

same source
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:35, Reply)
those caulifacts niggaz know the real underground shit

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:39, Reply)
*cauliFIVES*

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:39, Reply)
ez Chris me old mucker

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:55, Reply)
alright richyplops
hows ting?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:57, Reply)
All good in da hood matey

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:59, Reply)
Dj'ing this eve?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:01, Reply)
Nah mate, Thurs and Sats
I'll tag you in show ads if you like
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:13, Reply)
Yeah cool
I'm back in UK now by the way, in case you fancy a repeat of the dj'ing but too drunk to dj eve
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:21, Reply)
Yeah it'd be good to catch up mate.
That night was a right laugh.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:26, Reply)
I remember fuck all after going to the local for a pre show pint

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:32, Reply)
haha yeah maybe we best not do that next time.

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:37, Reply)
whereabouts in the uk????

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:52, Reply)
Why? Fancy a shag?

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:54, Reply)
If you insist...
*drops panties*
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:56, Reply)
I'll be honest, I've never been less aroused
no offense
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:57, Reply)
no offence taken

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:08, Reply)
Hang on, now I'm aroused
lets fuck
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:24, Reply)
fewer

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:26, Reply)
The one I saw in Tesco the other week looked alright.
alright?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 19:54, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:05, Reply)
ur mum's face mush

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 20:00, Reply)
A white one.
Those green ones are freaky.
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:00, Reply)
purple ones

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:05, Reply)
alright turdy

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:06, Reply)
hey broady
what's going on this friday?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:24, Reply)

going on shaking
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:31, Reply)
my tits mainly

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 22:01, Reply)
phwooar
pics?
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 22:29, Reply)
Seeing as it's you
https://strongdukes.files.wordpress.com/2014/03/fat-guy-speedo.jpg
(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 22:40, Reply)
romanesco looks far more interesting than it tastes

(, Fri 17 Apr 2015, 21:08, Reply)

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