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This is my thread and I like it very much.
You are all very welcome here. Please respect the rules and only be nice.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:07, Reply)
hi windy, how are you?
you look lovely today if you don't mind me saying
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:10, Reply)
Tell me, do you use Timotei?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:14, Reply)
Having a shocker mate.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:14, Reply)
oh no! can we help in any way?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:24, Reply)
Maybe, but it'll take a while for you to get here and I've pretty much given up on this job for today.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:25, Reply)
soz

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:30, Reply)
Yeah. I know.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:32, Reply)
I can't live by your rules, man.
You're stifling me...
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:10, Reply)
Shit off.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:15, Reply)
Speaking of which,
how is Gerald?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:24, Reply)
today is a good day for /talk

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:10, Reply)
Course it is.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:15, Reply)
LOL

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:10, Reply)
Lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:15, Reply)
i707

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:26, Reply)
dibnah

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:29, Reply)
^teh

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:31, Reply)
Reem

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:47, Reply)
L0Lita

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:29, Reply)
disgusting

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:30, Reply)
next you have to start a thread telling us how your going to do something and then come back and start another thread about something but you dont know what about yet

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:13, Reply)
I might stop at The Kite for a pint on the way home.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:16, Reply)
No something more mundane, like have a shower, and in a new thread, stop doing it wrong : (

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:18, Reply)
Sorry mate.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:19, Reply)
you've been here long enough to pick this sort of thing up, frank was an expert at it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:22, Reply)
We all miss Frank mate. I can never love up to his standard.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:24, Reply)
saucy

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:26, Reply)
i aint dun nuthin

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:30, Reply)

i.imgur.com/Ghr0P54.gifv
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:31, Reply)
he deserved that

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:32, Reply)
so does this guy
i.imgur.com/qEOP44j.gif
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:34, Reply)
haha
yes
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:34, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:39, Reply)
pretty sure thats what Göring said at his trial mate

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:33, Reply)
It vos nicht me!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:34, Reply)
I did nicht gas her. I did nicht!
Oh heil, Hitler.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:25, Reply)
That Dale Winton is a collosal cunt, isn't he

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:32, Reply)
well yeah, obvs
why bring it up now though?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:34, Reply)
wait, never mind
i know now
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:35, Reply)
He likes Donald Trump apparently
So if you didn't already have enough reason to dislike him, here it is.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:35, Reply)
my kids liked that wall show when they were little

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:40, Reply)
I'm now confused.
Either this means someone asked Dale Winton his opinion on this, if so why?

Or Dale Winton is weighing in thinking his opinion on this is something people want to hear, if so why?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:49, Reply)
I think it's the latter
And I don't know, Gormo. All I know is this; he's a massive, orange prick.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:50, Reply)
He should fuck off now Simon Cowell has changed the face of mong fodder and made him irrelevant.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:52, Reply)
I thought he was dead.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:56, Reply)
You're thinking of Michael Barrymore.
But he's not dead either.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:10, Reply)
It's an easy mistake to make.
All living gay men look alike to me.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:20, Reply)
Barrymore has now accepted he's not getting another telly gig and now works at a garden centre.
#thatsinterestinggormo
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:27, Reply)
So he does.
For free, to boot. Good for him.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:36, Reply)
he gave wayne sleep a foot wank

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:23, Reply)
I'm off home now. I will be stopping for a pint at the kite if you fancy one.
I hand this thread on to Mongy to care for in my absence. Unless he's coming to the pub, and then someone else can do it.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:52, Reply)
I'm in a pub , but I can multi task

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:35, Reply)
I've found a McBeef in it's natural habitat.
i.imgur.com/8eomD.webm
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:34, Reply)
Ffs thats the kiddies water play area in Victoria park closed down

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 17:37, Reply)
LOL
lol?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:07, Reply)
Cato died yesterday.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36370997
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:08, Reply)
how fucking interesting

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:18, Reply)

i.imgsafe.org/96b4a37.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:42, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:45, Reply)
Wasn't he in the pilot episode of Space Precinct?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:19, Reply)
He was an extra in Goldfinger AND You Only Live Twice

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:22, Reply)
Imagine dying then having to go and do it all again.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:24, Reply)
CONTINUE? Y/N

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:28, Reply)
THANKYOU FOR USING LINC
BE VIGILANT.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:30, Reply)
He never did get that hen to lay him an egg for his tea.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:24, Reply)
I preferred Tenor Saw's Golden Hen tbh.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:28, Reply)
I love that

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:29, Reply)
I love a good bit of dirty digital reggae.
Although the Subnation ragga track that sampled it wasn't half bad either.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:31, Reply)
Same, also 80s dancehall

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:44, Reply)
wang chung in my head now, thanks a bunch

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:52, Reply)
lol, *Wang"!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:54, Reply)
it means yellow bell in chinese, don't be so crude

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:58, Reply)
Yellow bellend, more like.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:58, Reply)
k reporting this to the mods

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:59, Reply)
I should be bampers&.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:04, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:28, Reply)
Yeah, but Plato was a cunt
/ac
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:23, Reply)

pbs.twimg.com/media/Bc0WUj7CYAAOh-T.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:24, Reply)
Reminds me, I saw this in Bow last week:
imgur.com/1KZTaVP
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:34, Reply)
hahaha

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:35, Reply)
wow
At Hilsea train station, someone once wrote 'CORNELIUS IS GAY' on platform 1.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:36, Reply)
still there, innit?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:36, Reply)
Is it really??
Bloody hell....I've not been there for at least 10 years.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:37, Reply)
i *think* so

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:39, Reply)
M Khan is bent

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:37, Reply)
Indeed
And there was one round the back of the old greengrocer's in Portchester that said "Quite the geezer". I liked that one a lot.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:38, Reply)
that would have been from around the time i was at school as that was something people in my year said a lot

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:39, Reply)
Vandals

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
this is still one of my favourites
cdnstatic.visualizeus.com/thumbs/05/72/0572942c0634037a7be5c77964d0f0fc_h.jpg?ts=93246
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
fnords?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
fnords

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:42, Reply)
skem is puff

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
I always quite liked this one.
c2.staticflickr.com/8/7017/6647010875_14dd466383_b.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:41, Reply)
well, it needed to be said

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:42, Reply)
you can't have people going around accusing your crew of that sort of thing and let it stand

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:45, Reply)
On the Regents Canal used to be
'Luke did a poo is gay'
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:48, Reply)
well he will, to be fair

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:01, Reply)
One of you is Nigel Rees,
AICMFP
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:46, Reply)
those books lived in my family toilet when i was growing up, there were many i was too young to understand

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:49, Reply)
yeah

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:10, Reply)
lol and the world lol's with you
Bloo and you bloo alone
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:28, Reply)
u wish

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:12, Reply)
*tickles*

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:29, Reply)
i'm afraid not

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:13, Reply)
misery guts

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:29, Reply)
Well lol m8, standard

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:14, Reply)
much lol
so peng
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:29, Reply)
I'm all alone in the wrestling/food pun thread that manolith inadvertently started.
:(
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:15, Reply)
I'm about as much use there as I am in car chat or Welsh football threads

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:21, Reply)
If only there had been a Superstar with a pickled herring gimmick.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:22, Reply)
The Rock & Rollmop Express

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:25, Reply)
Caviar Woods

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:26, Reply)
John Dory Layfield

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:27, Reply)
Brodus Crayfish

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:27, Reply)
Lobster Van Dam

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:30, Reply)
Crabu
lol
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:30, Reply)
The Bushmackerels

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:31, Reply)
Doink the Clownfish
probably not edible though
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:31, Reply)
shark boy

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:36, Reply)
Fish Stratus

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:39, Reply)
^ simple, yet effective

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:01, Reply)
Much like the lady herself

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 16:03, Reply)
I don't understand most of these,
I'm just glad someone made an effort.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:31, Reply)
I think it's fair to say that Manolith is the only person here who *will* get them

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:33, Reply)
this is true
and i don't feel good about it
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:37, Reply)
oh

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:37, Reply)
you know how i feel about pun threads

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:38, Reply)
I was on a roll, soz

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:39, Reply)
it's ok
i blame monster munch, not you
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:43, Reply)
wow

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:44, Reply)
step them both

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:46, Reply)
Punthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthread
*breathes*
Punthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthreadpunthread
*faints*
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:51, Reply)
Hellol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:27, Reply)
Wiiindeeeeeeee!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:56, Reply)
See! A nice msg and people are still being trolls.
Does not upset me in the slightest, just dont understand why people would want to live like that. *keyword* unhappy
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:55, Reply)
you fucking beaker
67.media.tumblr.com/4e0563c63c3352cf5c614661f2ca2fd8/tumblr_nmfxe17E2r1qdjpm4o1_500.gif
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:59, Reply)
always the same tactics innit
start loads of threads and pretend you don't know why you're getting abuse. yawn.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:04, Reply)
yep been the same for years, at leaast with fanj he attempted to push peoples buttons, with his SoCo and lime and stuff

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:06, Reply)
You really think that starting new threads is why i get abuse? You're not that thick Manolith.
Only post on evenings when its dead!!! So not really a valid explanation hey
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:24, Reply)
fuck me there's about 2 posts every 6 hours on /tlk nights..
Most by me!!! ironic
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:27, Reply)
they're two separate things, dummy
you start loads of threads AND you also pretend you don't know why you're getting abuse
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:33, Reply)
i'm sure they are well aware of it, that's why the threads are non inclusive so nobody really wants to interact and therefore they can claim some form of imunity to the abuse, it's a old hat gimmick

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:36, Reply)
yeah
it's a funny old world
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:38, Reply)
^ may have a point

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:38, Reply)
I think he gets abuse because he is a prick

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:38, Reply)
You've soon changed your tune, bit fickle m8
At least be like mongy i.e funny
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:42, Reply)
lol. At least old mongychops is funny, cant take that away....
not like me LMAO
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:16, Reply)
alright numero uno

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:59, Reply)
fine thanks m8. Seen you've changed your icon

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:14, Reply)
not sure what its meant to be though m8?? A pill or a cricket ball or a circle with a line through it???

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:37, Reply)
Would just like to thank everyone for voting me onto the /tlk popular page with something that wasn't nasty..
Or offensive or cuntish or bullying. Big thanks to H.B.Mupps for making this fantasy a reality. You lot have really given me alot of confidence.
Shout out to my m8ate windy. Will try and post some things tonight. Weather permitting. Yours numero uno
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:37, Reply)
you're truly #1, m8

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:38, Reply)
#1 Mingeater (oral overlord)

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:38, Reply)
Cheers. I mean obviously i dont think im #1, just bravado.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:50, Reply)
people wouldn't post nasty things if you stopped being a bellend

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:42, Reply)
unfunny troll is unfunny

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:45, Reply)
it's not really a troll, is it
it's just a dullard. That's not the same thing.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:50, Reply)
i think it thinks it is

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:52, Reply)
^ jealous that im more popular

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:52, Reply)

a bellend
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:45, Reply)
u r a dickhead
hth
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:45, Reply)
Dont be jealous man

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:51, Reply)
back from lunch
chicken sarnie

you?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:17, Reply)
yes
no

hope this helps
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:17, Reply)
hahahaha yeah

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:21, Reply)
we have a right laugh here

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:33, Reply)
not now the funny troll is back

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:41, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:17, Reply)
Sort of
Egg & cress
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:27, Reply)
edgg and cresstian

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:50, Reply)
Hulk Hoagie

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:57, Reply)
The Hardee's Boys

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:59, Reply)
Big Boss Manwich

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:01, Reply)
The Legion Of Dolmio

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:04, Reply)
Coronation chicken sandwich
Corned beef and pickle sandwich
Cheese and onion crisps
might have a pork pie in a bit.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:35, Reply)
Bacon and eggs on toast
OMG LOL PWNED!!!!!1111
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:36, Reply)
I'd have probably put that shit in a sandwich.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:37, Reply)

that
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:38, Reply)

th c
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:47, Reply)
#420blayzeit

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:48, Reply)
sort of
Quorn™ chicken
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:37, Reply)
*STOPPING THREAD*

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:14, Reply)
*throws self at doors*
*presses openthedoorbutton then tries again*
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:15, Reply)
More fool you,
it's a slam-door thread.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:15, Reply)
I'm going to be late AGAIN :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:17, Reply)
Checks watch, wanders over to bin and chucks flowers away

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:46, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:48, Reply)
Got through thread
but backpack got stuck - facing carriage full b3ta people staring at garideb, laughing, pointing, still attached to doors by rucksack... NIGHTMARE!

*sweat*
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:37, Reply)

wanders over to bin and chucks flowers away gets erection
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:36, Reply)
hahahaarf
giphy.com/gifs/brief-encounter-trevor-howard-celia-johnson-Pr9ICjVSjDpf2
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 15:51, Reply)
another victim of 2016

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:15, Reply)
Rip Henry Winkler

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:28, Reply)
gone too soon :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:01, Reply)
Jumping sharks in heaven :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:11, Reply)
Gets on eating big mac meal and a Stella

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:17, Reply)
try not to choke to death

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:21, Reply)
I savor every mouthful

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:24, Reply)
^ Mnsr. Mange-tout.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:23, Reply)
*crop-dusts some pricks on the way out*

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:19, Reply)

i.imgur.com/gil4ZV7.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:21, Reply)
now do a poo

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:27, Reply)
Can't, already had one earlier.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:33, Reply)
this is like when people go to the shops and pretend to get things that other posters have requested
"buy me a double decker lol"
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:49, Reply)
Still better than when the fat chicks used to post, oh I'm so upset today...

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:56, Reply)
I DON'T WANNA TALK ABOUT IT

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:02, Reply)
Oh but they did, that was the trouble

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:03, Reply)
#ignoringdoubledeckers

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:25, Reply)
sorry you missed the dingbats mm

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:28, Reply)
Not as sorry as I was, mano.
Lousy work, demanding my full attention...
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 14:43, Reply)
ATTENTION, please do not attempt to board the thread currently passing through on platform 2, it is not a stopping thread

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:13, Reply)
alright
Don't bother replying I don't really care
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:09, Reply)
That's it, I'm putting you on Ignore.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:12, Reply)
ntt:
Here you go Two Hats
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:12, Reply)
lols

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:13, Reply)
arf

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:14, Reply)
So many willies...

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:15, Reply)
Oh I say

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:18, Reply)
A prince and a queen up front
and a joker in the rear
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:19, Reply)
I clicked 'I like this!' on your post I hope that's okay

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:20, Reply)
it is always welcome
many thanks
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:52, Reply)
hey guys, pick your wales starting 11
www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/36163627

i went with king over ledley as ledley is still injured afaik #prayforledley

bbc.in/1qIYq6O
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:34, Reply)
i don't know enough about your players doves, soz

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:39, Reply)
bale's pretty good
just photoshop bale in every position, that'll be good bantz
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:42, Reply)
i suppose i could look at their opta ratings but i can't really be bothered, looking forward to our head to head tho

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)
yeah, should be a good one
i'm going to the slovakia game in bordeaux, but thought i'd give lens a miss, it's gonna be carnage
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:50, Reply)
yeah fuck that, i don't mind the fighting but the booze ban is inhumane

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:56, Reply)
someone told me that there are only 8 pubs in lens

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:58, Reply)
you won't even be allowed cans, full on 24hr booze ban, they are going to search cars the lot, fucking isis muslim french cunts

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:00, Reply)
yeah, i ain't putting myself through that

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:03, Reply)
i think england v russia they should really worry about, people are going to get fucked right up

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:04, Reply)
russian fans are fucking mental

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:13, Reply)
defo
i.imgur.com/Ff9ihvt.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:40, Reply)
Idealy, I'd like an all-Williams team
but you can't have it all
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:41, Reply)
no that won't work there's only two of them

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:43, Reply)
that's what I mean
In a perfect world there would be 11 guys all named Williams.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:44, Reply)
there won't be enough rackets to go round

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)
some of them can share

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)
you know, you could've put owain fon williams in goal

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:43, Reply)
brill

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:44, Reply)
it's a very brave move not picking a keeper at all

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:59, Reply)
brave

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:00, Reply)
i hope coleman sees this and copies it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:02, Reply)
it'll finish 0-0

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:03, Reply)
can I just have Gunter 11 times please?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:47, Reply)
If I can't have Williams, you can't have Gunter

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:49, Reply)
and they say this forum has gay interest, well I for one frankly can't see any evidence of it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:50, Reply)
If there was, I would have spotted it by now

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:53, Reply)

rogermooresmovienation.files.wordpress.com/2013/01/williams.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:53, Reply)
went for a classic 4-4-2
bbc.in/1YYMCsJ
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:54, Reply)
yeah, that's good
i would've swapped matthews and gunter around, then replaced matthews with chester
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:57, Reply)
Afternooh

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:34, Reply)
what is your preferred tea, Mr. Tea?
is it assam or gunpowder or mint or some other type?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:37, Reply)
vlads
www.twinings.co.uk/app_/responsive/TwiningsUKI/media/product/SFILLP0615-1/SFILLP0615-1.png?w=500
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:40, Reply)
aww thanks mongy
www.discount-supplements.co.uk/london-fruit-herb-fruit-fantasy-tea-pack-20-bag-s?utm_source=googlebase&utm_medium=shopping&utm_campaign=googlebase&utm_term=fruit%20fantasy%20tea%20pack%2020%20bag(s)&gclid=CKLP2cWS9cwCFcluGwodt9QJEw
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:42, Reply)
It literally tastes of Cersei Lannister's quim.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:59, Reply)
At the risk of sounding well poncey, there's a variant on Earl Grey called Lady Grey, which has more citrus in it. Well nice.
Although Assam and normal English Brekky (which I think is usually mostly Assam) are great too.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:45, Reply)
I used to drink earl grey, always, I never tried lady grey, then one day I stopped buying earl grey and I never went back to it
it's a sad story isn't it
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:48, Reply)

media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpn0Si90OyYBtny/giphy.gif
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:48, Reply)
We both know you want it so hard.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:58, Reply)
My Mum and Dad drink Lady Grey. I think it tastes like someone's thrown some pot pourri in with a smartprice teabag.
Assam is alright. Don't mind that black.

Usually just drink Yorkshire, or Yorkshire Gold if it's on special; I'm not sure I can taste the difference tbh.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:55, Reply)
Proper Yorkshire tea, before the Chinese and Indians got hold of it and ruined it.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:00, Reply)
those tea-ruining bastards!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:08, Reply)
For a while my mate was getting weed in little vacuum-sealed sachets of chinese tea.
They looked very professional.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 13:10, Reply)
hands off cocks, hands on socks; it's...
DINGBAT WEDNESDAY!

here, give these a try: www.quizmasters.biz/DB/Pic/Dingbats/Gfx/Dingbats_02_Full.jpg

and remember, if you cheat; the terrorists win.

ONLY #8 REMAINS. HERE'S A CLUE: www.b3ta.com/talk/7941864

it's over, move on with your lives. new thread please.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:11, Reply)
afternoon tea

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:12, Reply)
dunno the rest

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:13, Reply)
yep. this lot are a bit tenuous and 9 is complete bollocks but i reckon we can get the rest

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:14, Reply)
morning, The Doveston

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:32, Reply)
you'd think whales was behind england time zone wise

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, Reply)
haha, you card

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
round of drinks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:14, Reply)
DING

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:15, Reply)
a score to settle

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:15, Reply)
DING

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:16, Reply)
dunno

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:16, Reply)
A leap in the dark

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:17, Reply)
DING
that one seemed particularly rubbish to me.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:19, Reply)
i appreciate you increasing the legitimacy of the thread by posting in it though

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:17, Reply)
hole in one, i don't take part as i find them a bit easy

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:21, Reply)
DING
well la-di-dah! just thought it'd provide a momentary distraction as we trudge through our miserable lives
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:24, Reply)
i can't help being autistic :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:27, Reply)
i assumed it was a choice
like being gay or foreign
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:31, Reply)
:( moment a side

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:34, Reply)
nope
i hereby diagnose you unautism
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:41, Reply)
aww man i'll have to stop claiming my massive benifits

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
i won't tell if you won't

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:46, Reply)
White elephant?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:20, Reply)
DING
also never doubt me again
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:23, Reply)
1,2,3 and 7 but I'm kind of busy

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:22, Reply)
that's cool, i'd rather you didn't post obviously

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:22, Reply)
A dark horse?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:28, Reply)
racist

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:29, Reply)
DING
welcome to the party, pal
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
I'm rubbish at this sort of thing :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
A splitting headache

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
DING
monster munch is going to be gutted he missed this
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:30, Reply)
probably got caught wanking with the sound on

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:31, Reply)
hahahahaha

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:33, Reply)
can't believe that she caught me red-handed, wanking with the porn sound on

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
Red glanded

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:49, Reply)
is 2 a warning sign?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:31, Reply)
and 8 may be door to door, but that's shit if it is

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:33, Reply)
Doctor, doctor, innit.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:36, Reply)
no, it int

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:38, Reply)
Is it not?
Oh. OK.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
here's a clue. number 8 could also be illustrated thusly
images.northrup.org/picture/xl/ducks/crop0042.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:46, Reply)
No....surely
a pair of docs? Paradox?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:54, Reply)
It's a duck and a drake, though.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:57, Reply)
that's not drake, he's black

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:58, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:00, Reply)
oh fuck off
took me long enough to find a pic that didn't have 'pair of ducks' in the url
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
You could have found a picture, saved it, renamed it and hosted it on imgur and then posted the link here.
That's what you'd have done if you REALLy cared.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:04, Reply)
yeah, 'if'

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:05, Reply)
here you go
i.imgur.com/4P7WlSo.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:07, Reply)
Nice.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:08, Reply)
chris martin?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:10, Reply)
I guess living with Gwyneth Paltrow takes its toll

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:12, Reply)
*nods sadly*
the final DING to you, my friend
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:57, Reply)
this is dingbats, not a robert palmer concert m8

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
yeah about blacks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
I prefer millets

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
close
it's phrased 'a blank of blank' if that helps
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, Reply)
oh, a sign of trouble?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
nope, both words wrong
they're alliterative words
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:40, Reply)
a word of warning

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:45, Reply)
DING
two hats with the steal!
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:47, Reply)
Splitting headache
Overdraft
A moment later
Doctor, doctor
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
hang on a moment
I believe
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, Reply)
the "A overdraft" one is shit
it's AN overdraft
twats
where did you find this gayolith?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:38, Reply)
it's not 'a overdraft'
there's a adjective missing
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:40, Reply)
nvm, beefo got it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
a moment a side i think

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
neither you nor mono are correct

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:41, Reply)
Oh I seeee.
I'm a bit shit at these.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:40, Reply)
DING
NEAR-DING
DUNG
DUNG
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:39, Reply)
A large overdraft?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:41, Reply)
DING!
see, you're not THAT shit
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
last one: draft below, eh?
cold Canadian
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:35, Reply)
nerp
mono is closest, he's just missing a word in the middle
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:42, Reply)
4 across: Well-wisher
2 down: gunt
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:37, Reply)
that made me laugh harder than it really should have

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:38, Reply)
OH MY SWEET CHRIST PLEASE DO NOT DO AN IMAGE SEARCH FOR GUNT
:(
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
Jews caused all of the world's wars

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
oh yeah, i see it now

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
which one is that for?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
11
+9/
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:44, Reply)
freaks my nut out to this day, ma8e

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:48, Reply)
haha

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:49, Reply)
I think the American Jewry should pay everyone reparations

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:47, Reply)
a touching moment

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:49, Reply)
DING
PENG
nice one scouse, that was causing some problems
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:52, Reply)
pervert

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
hey manolith, which ones are left to get?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:51, Reply)
DR DR, I believe

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:52, Reply)
yeah
frinkiac.com/meme/S05E01/1150648.jpg?b64lines=TnVtYmVyIGVpZ2h0LiAoYmVsY2gpCiBOdW1iZXIgZWlnaHQuICggYmVsY2gp
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:54, Reply)
oh hey, i think i've got it but i'm really disappointed with myself for getting it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:56, Reply)
also, what i think it is doesn't line up with your clue

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:58, Reply)
a pair of docs? ok, i'm wrong
which is good
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
what were you thinking?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:01, Reply)
r2d2

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:11, Reply)
god yeah, that would have been disappointing

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:17, Reply)
paradox

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:55, Reply)
pair of ducks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:56, Reply)
How the fuck does 'DR' mean 'duck'?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:56, Reply)
pair of docs

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:57, Reply)
that's my clue, you cleft
in theirs it is 'pair of docs'
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:58, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7941847
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:03, Reply)
sorry buddy, he beat you by 1 minute

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
In a way, we're all winners

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
story of my life

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:02, Reply)
well done guys
you can all go home
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:59, Reply)
bit of a rubbish prize for people already home, i shan't take part again

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:01, Reply)
I think Manolith will send you a £5 waterstone's gift card

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:02, Reply)
I got a woolworth's voucher last time :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:03, Reply)
Still woolworths in oz, might need to argue a bit

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:06, Reply)
they sell food in australian woolies, I believe

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:09, Reply)
they do, its like asda

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:11, Reply)
you could have had virgin megastore if you'd preferred

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:06, Reply)
I used to work in a video/cd store in commercial road
that was torn down to make way for virgin megastore. There.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:09, Reply)
Good god, that was 23 years ago

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:11, Reply)
I estimate your age to be in the 39-45 range.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:32, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:44, Reply)
hey, guess the sitcom never had a prize
didn't stop it being a runaway success
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:02, Reply)
can anybody solve this one
postimg.org/image/4j78innq3/
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:13, Reply)
yes

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:15, Reply)
i think it might be
'bloo bloo bloo waaaaah'
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:16, Reply)
actual lol
I can't stand knowing that my brain used to be able to do those things instantly and now it's shit and rubbish and I can't do them at all. fml.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:18, Reply)
New Diet Pill Burns Twice As Much Fat In Less Time
no way
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:23, Reply)
Dreaming of a Luxurious Life in Malibu?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:24, Reply)
I've eaten things you people wouldn't believe!
All those ... meals will be lost in time, like icecream...in rain. Time to die.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:26, Reply)
+ t

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:31, Reply)
ha

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:31, Reply)
That does significantly improve it.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:32, Reply)
lovely

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:34, Reply)
I earn $7500 a month working from home!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:27, Reply)
10 Hole in one.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 12:28, Reply)
Haha, trains!!!!!!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, Reply)
Yanks call them sneaks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, Reply)

Y W
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
shut up richard you prick

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
I deserved this, it's only fair

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:40, Reply)
oh come on now, really

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:39, Reply)
I'm sorry
I don't know what I was thinking
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
that's your problem, m8
you don't think. Bit less of this *makes wanking gesture* and bit more of this *taps side of head*...yeah?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:58, Reply)
Yes miss.
Sorry miss.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:59, Reply)
A guy from school committed suicide by jumping in front of a train

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
selfish

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
Girl from my school jumped off a bridge, onto the train tracks.
Admirably thorough, but a terrible loss.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
Come to think of it, she might have just hanged herself from a bridge.
I dunno, it was a long time ago.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:44, Reply)
tallahatchie?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:45, Reply)
Gesundheit.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:49, Reply)
lol
Cultural impact
Soon after the song's chart success, the Tallahatchie Bridge saw an increase in those willing to jump off of it. Since the bridge height is only 20 feet (6 m), death or injury was unlikely. To curb the trend, the Leflore County Board enacted a law fining jumpers $100.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:51, Reply)
I'd have made the bridge higher.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:58, Reply)
Someone round my way died on the train tracks here, the official line is that she was collecting pebbles or something.
The word on the street is that she was collecting them to throw at a trainspotter across the track.

But that's the thing about kid deaths. It's always the nice loved ones who were good students. You never hear about the ones who spent their time smoking sovereigns behind the playing fields and called the PE teacher a wanker.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:47, Reply)
Lesson: be an obnoxious wanker, live forever.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:58, Reply)
Yessss

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:08, Reply)
It's worked so far for me.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:43, Reply)
fella at my school lent out the window for a piss and died hitting the kidbrooke tunnel

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:44, Reply)
Why was he leaning out the window for a piss?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:47, Reply)
Dickhead?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:48, Reply)
that's what confused us all, suppose it was to prevent splash back

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:49, Reply)
I guess it didn't work, then.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:01, Reply)
Guy from the year above died cos of using his mobile whilst driving. A guy from my year drank himself to death, and another guy from my year is currently in prison for kicking his girlfriend to death.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:48, Reply)
Rough school.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:49, Reply)
Yeah, for a private school. Once someone even brought a gun into school!
It was me, I was returning my friends air pistol to him but it was just after Columbine and I got into a shitload of trouble.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:52, Reply)
OhMG, finally, your (very expensive) sunglasses post
bookmarking this forever
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:54, Reply)
No idea what that means, I don't wear sunglasses as I'm not blind or a rapist.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:18, Reply)
it's soo hilarious that privileged young people get away with stuff that ruins the lives of less privileged young people

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:55, Reply)
it was great when the fat bully at school got caught selling cocaine
and instead of expulsion his dad donated loads of equipment to the science labs because he was the MD for Hornby Hobbies
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:03, Reply)
can we maybe stop listing suicides and deaths by misadventure now?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:52, Reply)
there was guy from barry who ate a big mac too fast and choked to death

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:54, Reply)
I remember reading about that

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:56, Reply)
That's even worse than running yourself over after eating too many baked potatoes!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:00, Reply)
haha, thanks for reminding me of that, always makes me crack a smile

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:02, Reply)
^

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:25, Reply)
I remember laughing at that.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:00, Reply)
they are just too tasty, but what a way to go enjoying a smashing treat

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:04, Reply)
It's slightly more diverting than pretending to be a station announcer.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:01, Reply)
a couple of people died from sudden unexpected nocturnal death Syndrome

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:59, Reply)
I got a railway safety book at school drawn by the Roald Dahl illustrator
and I've been very safe around train tracks ever since
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:02, Reply)
i used to put coins on the track to make them flat

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:03, Reply)
Quentin Blake would be flattered to hear this
Quentin Blake is the name you tried so hard to remember. Quentin Blake.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:04, Reply)
I wasn't even trying to remember m8
if I said Quentin Blake people would just think I was talking about that posh cunt from old Top Gear
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:05, Reply)
nah i think most of us are aware of who quentin blake is

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:06, Reply)
^

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:13, Reply)
yeah, I forgot just how ancient you old cunts are

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:27, Reply)
nah

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:07, Reply)
oh, you mean joey from friends?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:10, Reply)
I used to enjoy the way Quentin Wilson would sneer at everything.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:10, Reply)
Q-Blake as he is known to his mates

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:06, Reply)
i got one of those
it had a thing about throwing a hat full of piss out of a train window
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:13, Reply)


(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:13, Reply)
swear down, mush

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:20, Reply)

www.google.co.uk/search?q=on+track+for+the+eighties+1980&biw=1280&bih=687&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwid0bS29_TMAhXqI8AKHTo1A2QQ_AUIBygC#tbm=isch&q=on+track+for+the+eighties+1980+british+transport
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:42, Reply)
^steam nonce

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
i've decided i can't be arsed to get a train to london after all

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
<3
www.youtube.com/watch?v=qpTf9S_07NQ
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:43, Reply)
more like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0qKhoW2kCw
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:52, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ugIoMD495E
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:56, Reply)
wow is that all crack?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:58, Reply)
:)

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 11:01, Reply)
the next thread has been delayed by approximately fifty-seven minutes, talk apologizes for the delay and the disruption caused to your journey

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:12, Reply)
*buys tuna & sweetcorn sandwich and carton of orange juice*
*maxes out credit card*
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:14, Reply)
dn't frgt t chw th crn
y knw wht tht ds t yr sht
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:17, Reply)
but it makes my poo look more festive
same reason why I eat red and green glitter at christmas time
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:18, Reply)
There's a link on the BBC news page headed 'poo attack'

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:32, Reply)
with neil buchanan?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, Reply)
good heavens

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:38, Reply)
feel free to not keep this up, by the way
no-one will care either way
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:20, Reply)
wll d ntl th clck strks twlv mdnght

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:23, Reply)
n yr sht m8

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
please be advised that for all thread delays over thirty minutes posters are able to claim refreshment costs compensation
using one of our compensation forms
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)

please collect a form from the refreshment costs compensation form office
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:32, Reply)

the office is open between 4.59am and 5.00am every wednesday
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:33, Reply)
make that 5 pints then

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:33, Reply)

all reasonable costs will be reimbursed
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
time for a couple of pints then

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:15, Reply)
b3ta should be nationalised.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:16, Reply)
will there be a replacement /links service?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:17, Reply)


(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:17, Reply)
Only if we can blame the delay on paedophile immigrants.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:18, Reply)
but you'll miss classic posts like this
www.b3ta.com/links/B3ta_member_wont_be_on_talk_for_a_few_months
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:19, Reply)
oh man, zing!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:20, Reply)
Haha, I was wondering, hoho, I was wondering, haha, why we hadn't seen Dr Shambolic for a while!
Heehee, it's funny, haha, it's funny 'cos this is implying, hoho, implying, haha, that he's a pervert!
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:28, Reply)
they really are a bunch of massive cunts, aren't they

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
I demand a refund

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:18, Reply)
I'm converting to islam
I just think it's easier in the long run
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:19, Reply)
islam? what's that, is it better than an ipad?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:27, Reply)
iNfidel

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)
iSis

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:33, Reply)
I just sold some lego to a bloke who likes trains
and I don't mean like my videos. I mean he's spent about a thousand pounds building a Lego version of a train station in Paris.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:19, Reply)
why on earth would you go through the trouble of selling things to yourself?
is life really that boring?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:21, Reply)
that's just a retarded comment manolith
you can do better than that. I believe in you.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
i just can't believe there's another person like you

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)
He's not like me m8
I do it to make money. He does it because he wants his wife to divorce him for spending the price of a new hatchback on some model houses.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:34, Reply)
I would never assume someone liked your videos.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
207 likes this month, according to Youtube Analytics

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:28, Reply)
207 sympathy likes

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
Did you sell him some Lego security guards?
Can't be too careful, in the current geopolitical climate.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
I sold him some plastic flowers and all the light grey blocks I had
He was very pleased.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:28, Reply)
I really can't bring myself to sort all of our Lego bricks by colour and size.
I mean, I should, as it'd make building anything much easier, but I know it wouldn't last.
Proper mental anguish, every time I look at one of the boxes of random bits.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:31, Reply)
I bought a job lot of blocks by weight
and got my mate's kids to sort them for me. They thought it was a great game.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:35, Reply)
+ol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:39, Reply)
Take them to a casino and get them to count cards for you.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:40, Reply)
I'll walk home

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:20, Reply)
strikethrough l to n
lol!
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:21, Reply)
if I can find a secluded spot

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:22, Reply)
sake, i'll just walk

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:24, Reply)
<s>l</s> n

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:24, Reply)
if I can find a secluded spot

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:25, Reply)
This place is full of walkers

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:37, Reply)
<s>w</s> t

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:41, Reply)
let's keep this train rollin'

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:27, Reply)
I like trains
not in a writing-their-numbers-down sense though
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:29, Reply)
they were an ok band

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:30, Reply)
'll jst lv ths hr
www.youtube.com/watch?v=odMSq0WJ1GM
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:53, Reply)
I live near the railway. Bit noisy.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:31, Reply)
I live near the abandoned goods yards
it's got a museum with all the old steam engines parked outside, just rusting away
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
steam engines are boring and noisy and stupid.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
^ projecting

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
No, really. They're rubbish. The sort of people that like steam trains also like amateur radio and child porn.
Gerald is a case in point.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
bloody saddo's and their shit hobbies

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:53, Reply)
Apparently you can pretend to like certain things to attract women
www.thegentlemansjournal.com/the-5-hobbies-that-women-find-most-attractive/
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:01, Reply)
forever alone :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:02, Reply)
That's the beauty of it, you don't need to actually like any of these things
just have some magazines lying about the place when you get a bird round. She'll say "oh, you like photography or saink?" and you'll go "yer, bend over for a minute" and then bob's your uncle.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:04, Reply)
good idea, i'll get some microwave meal for one cook books on the coffee table

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:16, Reply)
now you're talking

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:17, Reply)
i can't wait till the betterware lady comes to collect the catalogue, eh

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:19, Reply)
Our betterware lady was gorgeous
When she said "I see you never buy anything, would you rather I didn't drop off the catalogue?" I wasn't sure what to say.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:20, Reply)
this has the makings of a curtis script

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:31, Reply)

urtis onfessions...
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:34, Reply)
"I always assumed that these letters were made up, so I thought I'd send in one of my own"

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:35, Reply)
I believe everything I've ever read in porn magazines.
Particularly the article in Shaven Havens where the man has a dildo mounted on a mechanical arm that popped out from a hidden compartment in the wall. That was definitely 100% true.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
the engineering involved in creating such a thing
he's wasting his time wanking and writing about it
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:42, Reply)
I like to think that, every morning, he'd reach out to silence his alarm clock, hit the wrong button,
and take a rubber cock to the kisser.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:54, Reply)
BAM
lol
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:55, Reply)
I know, my whole life could be played by Hugh Grant, really
particularly the bit when I paid for a blowjob in the back of a limo
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:34, Reply)
Poor Argyle.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
'actually could you just drop the catalogue, then bend over and pick it up again'

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
Actually, savage, I never looked at her bottom
I was thinking about sticking it in her mouth
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:44, Reply)
Missed out on a lingering cleavage shot, there.
I had a colleague who came in to my office and made a big show of "accidentally" dropping something in front me and then bending down, very slowly, to pick it up. The effect was somewhat ruined by her having a chest like an ironing board.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:52, Reply)
^godby

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:52, Reply)
covered in a thin piece of heat retardant fabric?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:54, Reply)
Nothing is sexier.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:55, Reply)
I agree
we should talk. How do you feel about ears?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:58, Reply)
i watched a bit of veep last night

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:00, Reply)
IBYD

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:00, Reply)
I'd Bang Your Dad?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:02, Reply)
disgusting

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:06, Reply)

p t
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:02, Reply)
More of a nose man, tbh.
Unless you've found a real life elf?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:03, Reply)
I'd rather not say

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:09, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-4tIs00NvM
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:55, Reply)
^bent

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:57, Reply)
beside the point here please try to focus

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:59, Reply)
soz, wanking

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:10, Reply)
she'd probably have some sort of plastic doohickey for repelling unwanted penii

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:52, Reply)
I'll wank on that too
I can't afford to be fussy, m8
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:54, Reply)
you'd wank on anything

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:59, Reply)
I shan't deny this

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:01, Reply)
They've missed out 'filling the house with thousands of dirty old records', bit of an oversight there

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:07, Reply)
Rich, these suggestions are clearly for people who don't have their shit together
You, my friend, are a fucking fanny magnet
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:08, Reply)
What a loaf of piss

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:37, Reply)
is it, like, sliced frozen piss or something?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:56, Reply)
The sort of people who also go to 'steam fairs' and are members of CAMRA
and eat homemade sandwiches out of tupperware on park benches when it's not really warm enough to be out.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:53, Reply)
basically, Supermatt

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:56, Reply)
This.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:56, Reply)
Myself and the kids enjoyed the steam pumping station at crossness, but there are some steam nonces there
imgur.com/p8qYSXX
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:58, Reply)
^steam nonce

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:00, Reply)
more a local history nonce, thx

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:01, Reply)
^bogie fancier

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:01, Reply)
LOOK SANDWICHES ARE DAYLIGHT ROBBERY THESE DAYS OK? :(

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:30, Reply)
^

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
Gerald likes child porn?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7941512
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:01, Reply)
I stand by what I said

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:03, Reply)
No scrap value in pig iron, let them rot

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:43, Reply)
Yes, but you're REALLY special.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:36, Reply)
that was Shambles' schtick
are you just leeching personality traits off other people now?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:38, Reply)
Phat?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:39, Reply)
Phat beets mate
beets cos it's Poland innit
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
word

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
Haha, good 1 m(64^0.5).

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)

www.geograph.org.uk/photo/611450
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:33, Reply)
old ones can be cool

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:43, Reply)
i might get on a train today to go to london to look at a red sub

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:36, Reply)
Don't think this is an appropriate forum for BDSM discussions

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:38, Reply)
Where is then?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:41, Reply)
/QOTW obvs

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:53, Reply)
b& aint i

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
Alright just tell me what you want to post on there and I'll do it for you

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:07, Reply)
nah they might come over here and that's the last thing we want

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:17, Reply)
#qotwxit

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:48, Reply)
october?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:43, Reply)
^ Sean Connery doing a russian accent

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
my favourite is honey oat

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
is she fit ?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:17, Reply)
k

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:40, Reply)
it's all go today, innit

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:43, Reply)
if /talk was a train
it'd be one of these
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
if /talk was a train
it'd be one of these
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:44, Reply)
hey wow, is this the birth of a meme?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:46, Reply)
posting to show that I was here at meme ground zero

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
i wouldn't bother
2 can has just ruined it, as per
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:58, Reply)
if /talk was a train
it'd be one of these
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
Thomas was blue.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:51, Reply)
yeah, and james was red

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:52, Reply)
And Gordon was green

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:56, Reply)

sure about that?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
Well. There we go.
Is Edward the green one?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:03, Reply)
Henry m8
wouldn't come out of the tunnel cos he didn't want the rain to spoil his paint job, typical British Leyland
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:19, Reply)
GORDON'S OLIVE

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
You moron, it's Henry that's green. A five year old could tell you that.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:06, Reply)
Actually, none of them are green
they paint them turquoise, because green paint doesn't show up as green on tv, but turquoise does.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:06, Reply)
No they paint them all pink, they can't be green because of the green screens they use so they can edit out the people moving the trains around. They then recolour the individual frames afterwards.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:09, Reply)
well it was different in my day, of course
no green screen back then. The trains were genetically engineered life-forms, who...well I've already said too much.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:10, Reply)

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(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:25, Reply)
In the days of black & white tv, studio lights would reflect off of white guitars so much, that they couldn't use them on screen
so gibson guitars came up with a colour called 'tv yellow' which looked white on telly. There.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:30, Reply)
that's actually halfway interesting, thanks

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:39, Reply)
plezh

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:43, Reply)
Did not know this

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:43, Reply)
The only thing I know anything about is guitars, m8

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:45, Reply)
NERD1111!!!!!

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:44, Reply)
Nah, nerds are clever
i.imgur.com/PF0AcSp.jpg
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:46, Reply)
On the original Star Trek they wanted to have spock as bright red, but because most people had black and white tv's it looked like he was blacking up like a minstrel.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:13, Reply)
lol

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:35, Reply)
except only one person would be powering it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
nah it'd be two
both baldmonkey
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:48, Reply)
fair

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:59, Reply)
If /talk was a train
it'd be this www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8HO6hba9ZE
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:55, Reply)
death of a meme

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:31, Reply)
Riding on a train, think of you again, your love has got me high, high high, you know I need you baby

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:42, Reply)
xx

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:45, Reply)
hey, if you haven't been chased for some work to be done that was requested over a month ago
it's no longer required, right?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:50, Reply)
Right.

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:51, Reply)
Statute of limitations innit

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:54, Reply)
You've been fired but they don't have the balls to tell you

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 8:56, Reply)
i'm still getting paid
got a bit more than usual this month, actually
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:33, Reply)
the person will assume you're ignoring it for a reason and ask someone else
either way, you don't need to worry about it
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:02, Reply)
is that how delegation works?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:34, Reply)
oh, absolutely
If you don't delegate this way, you then have to spend all of your time finding someone to blame. It's exhausting.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:36, Reply)
burn it

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:06, Reply)
burn it all

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:07, Reply)
You're all about burning stuff lately, ss
is everything alright at home?
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:07, Reply)
nah, it burnt down

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:09, Reply)
Well, ok
let me know if you want to talk x
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:11, Reply)
no it means they're building up a dossier in order to fire you

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:51, Reply)
The fuck is this shit?

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:26, Reply)
Not a pun thread.
Of that I am sure.
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:29, Reply)
House of Train

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:47, Reply)
The Rat Track

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:48, Reply)
Bring Me The Head Of Steam Of Alfredo Garcia

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:58, Reply)
Mica Carriage

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:59, Reply)
The Replacement Bus Service

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:08, Reply)
Tracks Domino

(, Wed 25 May 2016, 10:15, Reply)
it's really shit
really really fucking shit
(, Wed 25 May 2016, 9:37, Reply)

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