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alright

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:23, Reply)
mr.h

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:37, Reply)
rich

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
all cool, in the juicer

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:44, Reply)
As am I

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
pumpkins wtf?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:48, Reply)
Merry Christmas

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:51, Reply)
I don't even

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:54, Reply)

🎄
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:04, Reply)
mano peaked early, too excited the little scamp

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:58, Reply)
it woz cr3 wot dun it

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:59, Reply)
all you pauls look the same to me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
that boy is a fucking menace

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:27, Reply)
for toffoes
a ace
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:31, Reply)

is a fucking menace needs therapy
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:36, Reply)
psychosomatic

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:43, Reply)

that boy is a dennis the
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:46, Reply)
alright.
alright?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
alright drimbabimble

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:03, Reply)


(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:09, Reply)
Yik Yak
Any of you lot tried it? Seems similar to talk.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:23, Reply)
Firk off

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
maybe later

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
oh

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
sounds like reddit
therefore: pass
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:31, Reply)
i wouldn't say it's anything like reddit to be honest
it's more like this place except you can up / down vote.

1. Someone writes something mundane
2. Someome else down votes them and calls them a cunt
3. Someone else else down votes person in 2. and calls them a cunt for being a cunt

Plus it's anonymous. It's pretty shit, that's for sure but a few things have made me laugh.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
it's nothing like talk.
a quick google reveals it to be a social media app.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:40, Reply)
Balderdash! What a cunt Firkinfedup is, prolly works for them or something
Spamwanker
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:56, Reply)
its an app yes
It's also full of socially inept cunts, you'll fit right in
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:09, Reply)
well that's not very christian

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:13, Reply)
no thanks
I use a computer
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
you do?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:15, Reply)
we already have a voting system. and to be honest, people rarely bother.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:54, Reply)
clicking like
Is hardly voting.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
what is it then?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
it's like a cheap
Imitation version of a Facebook like, which also doesn't constitute as voting.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
Facebook is the cheap imitation

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
It's almost exactly like that, isn't it?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:19, Reply)
I think the only difference is you can also dislike to push someone down the board...
This feature could have it's merits if we could just get it on a select few usernames
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:08, Reply)
sounds like reddit

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:03, Reply)
yeah, seems pretty much exactly like reddit

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:08, Reply)
'cept it's an app, which makes it worse

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:14, Reply)
I don't like the batman icon
I don't like it at all :(
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
they're both shit

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
woah
no need for profanity. This is a christian forum.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
shove a cross up your shitpipe you biblebasher

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:20, Reply)
you blasphemous prick
I bet you've got craven images coming out your arse, haven't you? Coveting this and that. You unholy cunt.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)

www.ipcress.org.uk/truth_out/craven2.jpg
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:27, Reply)
join the pumpkin army!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:25, Reply)
I thought we used to have a ghost

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
the ghost is one of the regular icons

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:28, Reply)
Don't /talk back

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:44, Reply)
OMG
It's Boyce! From the internet!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Hi!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:26, Reply)
No ta

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:11, Reply)
bit dismissive m8

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:16, Reply)
probably a virus, soz

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
fuck off

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:23, Reply)
up votes or saink

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 18:20, Reply)
I've only just noticed you have an icon again, chipping in to the great forum, I still think rob's plan is to let it run out of money and kill it, they never do a donation thing anymore

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 20:46, Reply)
DOWN WITH GAYOWEEN ICONS

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:17, Reply)
you savage

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
sexy savage

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)

sexy Randy
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:07, Reply)
the most sexiest of the Savage clan

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
a bloo bloo bloo
that's you that is ^
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:25, Reply)
cool

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:30, Reply)
10 days you have to put up with it
you've already put up with 11 years of unrelenting shit, maybe you can cope with this
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)
MONO's only 11 years old?
that surprises me
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)

surpri arou
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:02, Reply)
It's YOU who's put up with those 11 years
not me.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:37, Reply)
actually i've put up with your shit for 11 years

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
that's what I said.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)
cool

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
why don't you just gay each other off if you love each other so much

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:48, Reply)
More of this sort of thing

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)
I want my money back

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:38, Reply)
That would be handy right now.
More for beer
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)
it's about time someone turned these on

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:39, Reply)
at last
the voice of reason
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
+t

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
i dumped some more grem aliens in your town
dunno if that's a good thing or not
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:43, Reply)
cheers
when you do that, i have 4 hours to find them. if i do, we both get 2 ray guns. if i don't, you get 4
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
but that bat would look so pretty as a festive hair clip
just think how attractive you'd feel wearing one
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
well I like 'em
apart from the batman symbol as it's not halloweenish
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:41, Reply)
can't wait for the christmas ones

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:42, Reply)
as a non-christian I find this offensive

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:45, Reply)
blah blah pagan ritual blah blah free country

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
as a non-blahist I find this offensive

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
it's my right as a blahist to blah if I want to, no one is forcing you to listen

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
I just don't like blah's being forced down my throat
If I wanted to blah, I know where I can do it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
Tuesday was, is and always will be the blahs day, and I will fight and die if necessary to protect my right to worship

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
as a 12th-day advent hoppist
i couldn't give a fuck who i offend
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
it's my blahty

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:46, Reply)
it's about time we had some allah icons
maybe a nice little icon of the prophet muhammed
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:49, Reply)
What's wrong with just a little 'thumbs up' icon?
Just a small message of positivity in these negative times.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
alright mark zuckerberg

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
What about a Ganesh?
For the Hindus like. Loadsa Hindus on here
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
fuck ganesh

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
fucking big nose prick

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
look mate it's a christian country if you don't like it you can leave

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Maybe I will smart guy
Just to see the look on your face
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:51, Reply)
oh don't go I didn't mean it really

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:52, Reply)
See? A world without me is just that little bit bleaker, isn't it

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
oh boy i wonder what they will come up with this year!!!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
one that says 'happy holidays' I hope

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Ooh new icons!
Will we get thanksgiving icons too? What about presidents day?

Pricks.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:53, Reply)
once again apple day has been overlooked

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
Mr. T loves his mother on apple day.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:01, Reply)
I love an icon me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 16:06, Reply)
fuck you, mono
it's HALLOWEEN ICON TIME
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:17, Reply)
I f*cking hate pumpkins

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:18, Reply)
change it to a bat then, hoss

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I'm not walking around like that twat Batman,
vigilantism is not cool
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
JEALOUS OF BATMAN MUCH?
HAHAHAHA. Enjoy your pumpkin, loser!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
I'm really upset now

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
no it's not

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)
you fucking cunt
why did you change my icon?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:20, Reply)
and I can't even change it back
you utter bunch of tossers
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:21, Reply)
why would you want to?
we're having fun! fun fun fun!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
give me my icon back

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:27, Reply)
sure. in november

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
prick

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:29, Reply)
there's not even a decent selection
two fucking icons?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
design some more and i'll submit them to the elders

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
ok
here you go
b3ta.com/images/icons/stormtrooper_WHTRZ.gif
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
nah, not spooky enough
design two viable halloween icons and i'll pass them on
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:48, Reply)
what about this one?
b3ta.com/images/icons/stormtrooper_WHTRZ.gif
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
MONO! can you post the vader one too,
so I can join in, I don't have the link
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:55, Reply)
http://b3ta.com/images/icons/daftvader-tartmonkey.gif

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
also
https://www.google.co.uk/search?as_st=y&tbm=isch&hl=en&as_q=b3ta+icon&as_epq=&as_oq=&as_eq=&cr=&as_sitesearch=&safe=images&tbs=isz:i#imgdii=_
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)
Thanks

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
I just want my icon back :(

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
^this

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:08, Reply)
having this shit forced on us after we've paid money to support this place

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Word!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:12, Reply)
can't be bothered to copy/paste, soz

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
snot my fault izzit

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:01, Reply)
What about this one?
b3ta.com/images/icons/daftvader-tartmonkey.gif
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:00, Reply)
that's a brilliant one
very halloweeny
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:10, Reply)
I thought so too,
So is yours, Almost like a skull. What could be more Haloweeny.
Also I hear star wars costumes are mega popular for Halloween in that Amerikkka.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)
because it's...
halloweeeeeeeeen
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
yes. yes it is.
and now i've got a bat icon, does that mean i have to drink bacardi?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)
yup, no other liquids until november the 1st

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
PARTY TIME!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
on the other hand, i don't feel like a bacardi
so i'll have the pumpkin for now
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
woooo scary

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)
woOoOoOoOoOoOoOo

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
I changed mine to the pumpkin because the other one is just a batman symbol and nothing to do with Halloween and batman is shit
Cheers
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:26, Reply)
also, it's nice to have a splash of colour about the place

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:28, Reply)
I don't think it's any coincidence that pumpkin rhymes with win and bat rhymes with fat

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:32, Reply)
pumpkin rhymes with blumpkin

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
and bat rhymes with twat
we could play this game tangles, but you'll run out before we do
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
He's fighting a losing BATtle

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Bat rhymes with SHAT

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:57, Reply)
Whateva, battyman

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
i don't believe in coincidences at all

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:39, Reply)
No way! neither do I, wow, that's a.....no, hang on, something's happened here

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
cheers

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:36, Reply)
No icon, no cheers soz

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
LOL NOT REALLY
CHEERS
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
phew, things got a bit tense there for a second

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Cheers

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:46, Reply)
INTERNET BULLY

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:56, Reply)
Nah, that's just 'top bants' mate, you need to learn the difference between lighthearted ribbing and hurting peoples feelings

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:58, Reply)
ribbing? sounds painful

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
Let's not make this sexual

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)
I'm a halloween lantern of joy :D

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:34, Reply)
you're on fucking fire

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Tssst!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:11, Reply)
batman?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:13, Reply)
no that was bruce wayne

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:14, Reply)
THIS TOWN NEEDS AN ENEMA
*toots*
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 15:18, Reply)
Half turn noon

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
There's a rat in mi kichen
again
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
Get your rat out

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Show off.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:44, Reply)
I expect that rotter glovington will bully it away for you(b40)

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:46, Reply)
Yeah, well YOU would think that wouldn't you MEATSNAKE!, or should I say BUMSNAKE!
you smell and I bet you havent washed today MEATSMELL!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
And I bet your face in some way resembles something thats not pretty #POOSNAKE

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)
I hope you try to buy some milk later, but havent got enough change and have to break a £20 note
and then the shop hasn't got any notes to give you so you end up with loads of small change such that your wallet becomes a burden on you and won't fit in your pocket properly. HA HA HA!

Edit: #STUPIDSNAKE
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
i don't buy milk ha ha foiled again

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Curses! #BythepowerofGREYSNAKE

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)
I'm average looking actually so ner

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
yeah? Well go look average somewhere else #BLANDSNAKE

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:04, Reply)
Public forum m8, I can look average anywhere I like

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)
so we're m8's again? #couldthisbeglove?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:10, Reply)
5EVA

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:23, Reply)
There's a whale in the Thames
again
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:10, Reply)
why don't UKIP do something about it?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:15, Reply)
good question

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:17, Reply)
fuckin leftys want to sell or kid's to mulsim pedo's you traiter scum

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:19, Reply)
I can see the thames from here, it's low tide too

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)
False alarm!
Jo Brand's doing another charity swim
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
they have excellent natural camouflage
they're known as the chameleons of the sea
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:14, Reply)
fucking Wales
don't they have their own fucking rivers?!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:23, Reply)
woah
bit brynophobic m8
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:15, Reply)
not at all.
just fed up with them using our water.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
^hydrophile

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)
I do drink it, and bath in it.
It's hard to hate the stuff when over 50% of you is made of it.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)
disgusting

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)
pfft, only one whale in the Thames. I got two whales in my car only last week.
My missus, and her fat friend.

LOLOLOL
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:16, Reply)
Oh! hahahaha

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)
LOL!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I wonder if they will harass it to death again like the last one.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:29, Reply)
well if they don't like being harrassed then they shouldn't be whales

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:16, Reply)
it's just that simple

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)
We're all born with choices
They've made theirs.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)
SOME PEOPLE HAVE A SLOW METABOLISM OK!!!!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)
If it's not keeping whales out, just what is that Thames Barrier for?
Mayor Johnson ought to explain this.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:31, Reply)
YEAH
CaMORON is up to his old tricks again!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:19, Reply)
Must be all the tasty water that keeps attracting them

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:34, Reply)
It's a muslim plot
They've been dumping thousands of tonnes of krill in the thames for years, in the hope of luring whales. So far it's worked....twice.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:20, Reply)
I don't see what the porpoise of that would be, typical of them lot though. Radical action with no real direction

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:22, Reply)
for cod sake
can you stop with the puns?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)
for cod's hake, you mean

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)
Oh, look who's come down from his perch

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)
He must be sensing the tenchion

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)
no need to carp on about it

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:57, Reply)
sounding crabby

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:02, Reply)
i pike this

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:04, Reply)
I knew I'd lure you in

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:11, Reply)
you reely did. i'm hooked

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
I can sea that you took the bait

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:18, Reply)
If you're not gurnard any more puns then I'll just have to be shelfish and muscle them all in alone

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:36, Reply)
I went to fish pun school ya see

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)
got straight C stars

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:38, Reply)
just kept my head above water

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
let's give it a rest now
there's a time and a plaice for this sort of thing.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 14:05, Reply)
mussel

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:37, Reply)

mussel muscle
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:39, Reply)
jews did this

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:39, Reply)
jew think so?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)
illJEWminati

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Orange Jews?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:31, Reply)
It's the same one.
It never left.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)
you are the equivalent whale of /talk
it's not where you naturally belong...have you tried /offtopic? they like all your sorts of hilarious noncery
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:12, Reply)
Still bullying then? Will you never learn?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Where do you draw the line, when society wants me to recognise peadophiles as monsters, but I'm not aloud to be mean to them, whats the point of it all?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:23, Reply)
I'm out of control Meaty, help me please. I don't know where else to turn :(

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:28, Reply)
I'm sorry, you burnt all your bridges yesterday when you cyber bullied me
#glovecan'tbuildabridge
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:36, Reply)
#ifyouleavemenowyou'llsnakeawaythebiggestpartofmeat

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:43, Reply)
haven't you used that one before?
BOOOO
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:53, Reply)
Yeah, but it seems more apt at this time :( #Snake it last forever,friendship never ends

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Bullying and minimum effort replies, he's really trying to alienate himself, I hope he's going to be alright

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:07, Reply)
we could have another s******f*y on our hands

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Your hands, MOD, your hands

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I'm sorry for being such an unbearable prick, It's all this medication I'm on you see.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
we're all in this together, guys!
yeah, teamwork makes the dream work. synergy!
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:22, Reply)
You've been watching the apprentice

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
its ca
whatever that means TH?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I had a change of heart

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:33, Reply)
Calcium

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
well where else is YOUR MUM going to practice her breast stroke?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:37, Reply)
SHE HAS A GLANDULAR PROBLEM

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)
besides which, she'd never go as far as London
she gets a nosebleed if she goes to clanfield
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)
it's the air

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)
YEAH, SHE CRAMMED CREAM CAKES INTO ALL HER GLANDS

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:40, Reply)
sexy as fuck

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:42, Reply)
disgusting

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Mmmm, Breast stroke

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:41, Reply)
bewbs?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:51, Reply)
( o Y o )

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 12:56, Reply)
OMGIJSM

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:23, Reply)
"oh my god i just shat myself"?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Spaffed, but shat is close enough

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Bob Holness is dead.
Again.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:08, Reply)
alwez in r harts

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:09, Reply)
shame, zombie holness was awesome

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I'll have a "B" please, Bob
Braaaaiiins...
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
That's blockbusters!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
Also have this:
38.media.tumblr.com/78dfd226e25d70186cf00ae14c0c4096/tumblr_ndnb3tNrj31s52q75o1_1280.jpg
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:03, Reply)
lols

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
No!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:23, Reply)
NEXT

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:24, Reply)
Topshop

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Yeah, but this is quite amusing.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-29689505
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Could be Two Hats

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
or Manolith

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:54, Reply)
probably ballbag

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:59, Reply)
It's actually a young lad with...erm....learning difficulties
He hangs around with the tramps in commercial road. Make of that what you will.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:13, Reply)
baldmonkey

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:39, Reply)
I saw that and thought has to be one of us

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:28, Reply)
well, either Tw'ats, Gayolith or Ballbag.

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 10:32, Reply)
haha, i saw that guy!
he was by the chip shop under the railway bridge
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Must be a nice area.
I can think of plenty of towns where he'd have been beaten up (or worse), by now.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 11:38, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 6:43, Reply)
So, Brian Harvey, eh?
I wonder what his friends and family think of him
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:02, Reply)
If I knew any East 17 songs I would quote some appropriate lyrics at this point.
Hang on while I check google.
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:19, Reply)
"And the beats goes bam"
beautiful
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:20, Reply)
as true now as it was when it was written

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Stay now
Baby if you've got to go away
I don't think I can take the pain
Won't you stay another day?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:48, Reply)
'Deep' appears to be a heartfelt song about him having a wank.
"I wanna toss, I wanna tumble, feel and fumble
I wanna do it till my belly rumbles
So lay back and close your eyes and
While I fiddle you can fantasize
Yeah, while I fiddle you can fantasize"
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Sounds a bit rapey to me

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:14, Reply)
"Outside is raining but inside is wet and it's either condensation or my flat roof has developed a leak"

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:47, Reply)
alright H Dogg

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:03, Reply)
choke on an ebola-infected dick why don't you

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:22, Reply)
I'm not sure anybody with symptoms of Ebola could maintain an erection
are you a real docker?
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
Are you?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:39, Reply)
horning!

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:22, Reply)
oh boy and what a morning

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:35, Reply)
aye, back from my morning walk, it's a touch windy today

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 8:38, Reply)
I just got wet walking to the corner shop and back ... I only wanted milk
On the plus side I watched a well-to-do old lady losing a battle with an inside out umbrella
(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:00, Reply)
Is that what made you wet?

(, Tue 21 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
eveninh

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:29, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:30, Reply)
As the terrible case of Chloe Madeley showed last week, people are being abused online in the most crude and degrading fashion.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:34, Reply)
I only hope that all the people who were fantasising about raping her
fully appreciate that if you stuck a blonde wig on her dad, you wouldn't be able to tell the difference.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:26, Reply)
I still agree with whoever that was years ago who said Richard has sucked all the life force out of Judy
looking ever more youthful while she crumples up into nothingness
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 23:42, Reply)
let it go son

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:37, Reply)
yes, LET IT GO
LET IT GOOOOOOOOOOO
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 20:06, Reply)
ALLIGATOR SHITFUCK ALL NIGHT LONG?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:23, Reply)
fuck off you black cunt

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 21:59, Reply)
you paki scum

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:02, Reply)
hypothesis flid wanker

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:03, Reply)
shit fucking bellend fucknucker jew

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:08, Reply)

⬇check em
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:09, Reply)


(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:10, Reply)
no need to go about it like that

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 22:19, Reply)
alright, nobheads

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:58, Reply)
not too bad. your shambolic self?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
yeah ... I solved something clever at half eight this morning and have been cruising smugly ever since
And now I have gin.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:01, Reply)
Nice, I didnt. Still need 2 answers on my cryptic crossword. I could potentially have gin though. If i can be arsed to go to the shop.
I think I'll abandon the run idea.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:13, Reply)
Maybe take some time to read this
www.bullying.co.uk/cyberbullying/effects-of-cyberbullying/
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:29, Reply)
This place is rife with it, I don't really see any hope when even the mods are at it.
I blame the parents and their own sexual inadequacies.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:41, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:00, Reply)
I do have a face like a dick.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
That's right, dickface

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:33, Reply)
That's interesting because my dick has a little face.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Well it couldn't have a big one

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:50, Reply)
your dick is mum is face

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:19, Reply)
youn are

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:27, Reply)
easy shams

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:02, Reply)
word up, rich

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:07, Reply)
nah cunts have fucked up a simple install job and I probably have to go to work tomorrow to fix it

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:05, Reply)
lolgutted

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:07, Reply)
its a load of old cock, I might jack this shit in

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:09, Reply)
sounds like a plan
work is for mugs
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 18:32, Reply)
Hello Doctor Shambolic, how is your day today? I hope it's pleasent.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:06, Reply)
it's going jolly well, double-p
If I can persuade the kids to put themselves to bed and find a crap film to watch then it'll be a blinder
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Nice, I saw 'Afflicted' last night, quite enjoyed it, wasn't 'scary' but kept up my interest, was quite gory.
I'm in the mood for a burger tonight, there's an alright place that delivers to me, so i'm going to go for that, with a bit of background toot on the telly and finish up some work.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:13, Reply)
No, wait, I tell a lie
I've changed my mind and I am going for a veal schtizel pasta and fried corgettes from the italian
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 19:23, Reply)
Alright?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Glovington upset me a bit, but other than that I am fine thank you. I hope you are too.
Cheers.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:22, Reply)
I am very well.
Sorry you were a little upset, happy you are otherwise alright.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:23, Reply)
he's a monster

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:29, Reply)
He said some horrible things the other day :( Can't understand why the mods aren't doing anything about it.
b3ta.com/talk/7775806
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:33, Reply)
How were the magpie cocks?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:34, Reply)
disgusting

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I'm surprised you're not banned too.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:47, Reply)
BOO FUCKING HOO.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Also, Dave's Deal of the Day:
www.mymemory.co.uk/USB-Flash-Drives/Integral/Integral-64GB-Fusion-USB-3.0-Flash-Drive

Not bad.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:40, Reply)
I'm sorry Meatsnake, I don't know what came over me. I can be a real inconsiderate bastard sometimes

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
YEAH WE HAD NOTICED

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:22, Reply)
aww shit, I've upset you too babes?
a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and now I've fisted my chances with both Dick McBeef, and MEATY. looks like its two in the bush and one off the wrist for me :(
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:33, Reply)
YEAH GO AND HANG OUT WITH YOUR NEW BIG BROTHER MATES

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:37, Reply)
#don'tgobeefingmyheart #Pleasedontleavemeat

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:41, Reply)
#glovehangover

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:45, Reply)
Stop cyber bullying me you absolute beast

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:47, Reply)
Don't worry hun
He'll get 2 years for this, you wait and see.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:48, Reply)
The web police have it in hand, or should I say....
...glove
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:50, Reply)
I remember when those jokes were aimed at me :(

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:59, Reply)
yeah
looking forward to wednesday and saturday
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:26, Reply)
Whats going on, on those days?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:29, Reply)
the lottery draw offers a brief glimpse of hope in an otherwise bleak existence

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)
wednesday is my birthday
and saturday is my party
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Happy birthday in advance and
party hard saturday
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)
thanks and i will
hopefully, i won't almost impale my head on the clothes airer and be unable to untangle myself from it because of excessive giggling this time
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:40, Reply)
I'd pay good money to witness that

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:00, Reply)
i don't remember a bit of it
my mate told me the next day when i asked why there was a bruise on my head and the airer was bent. he didn't help straight away, he was too busy giggling as well.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:03, Reply)
I once attacked someone with an airer while giggling like a loon. I was very very drunk.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:38, Reply)
yeah, you?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Very alright thanks MONO!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:35, Reply)
YEAH!
YOU?!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
anyone got a Redcoat uniform
just want the jacket really
Crimean war era preferably
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Here you go
You're welcome
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:25, Reply)
a man might make my record player spin round again, so yeah

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:34, Reply)
Excellent.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Station

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:44, Reply)
Station!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:46, Reply)
*air guitars*

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:50, Reply)
WYLD STALLYNS!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
Woah!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)
No
not really.
I have a cold, might be Ebola
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:57, Reply)
Doubt it on the Embola.
Get well soon
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)
I donít know whatís going on, man. Iím just all jammed up inside.
Lost my abilities. Been stripped of all of my god-given talents. Including
the talents to be able to have sex with any woman I choose, or throw
a fucking ball fast, or to not prematurely come in my pants.
Sometimes I just donít even know which one hurts the most. Iím ashamed of myself.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:58, Reply)
what flavour jam?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:59, Reply)
It'd better be raspberry
because if it's not.... *shakes fist*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:26, Reply)
Viagra

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:27, Reply)
I suspect this is online sarcasm you cyber bully, arrest him

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 16:49, Reply)
Your suspicions are groundless.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:19, Reply)
MODS!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:34, Reply)
Hell yeah

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:18, Reply)
Cool, Great!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:20, Reply)
sweet, I might go for a run tonight

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 17:39, Reply)
generic lunch thread

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I've got tomato stains on my shirt because I ate like an animal

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:50, Reply)
Probably because you're a fucking idiot.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:01, Reply)
disgusting

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
No lunch today :(

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:53, Reply)
sad times

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
probably for the best, fatty

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)
Stop trying to trick me into sending you pictures of my rock-hard abs.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:59, Reply)

ock-hard ippling fl
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Last nights leftover pizza and a cola drink

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:54, Reply)
Sympathy reply

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:08, Reply)
aww meaty, I never meant for you to feel that way

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:30, Reply)
My generic lunch filled a hole.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:56, Reply)

generic lunch filled a bum
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:03, Reply)
I want you to play with my ding-a-ling.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:11, Reply)
a generic hole?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:16, Reply)
any generic hole's a generic goal

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:51, Reply)
generic fuck off

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:58, Reply)
generic no
you fuck off
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:02, Reply)
cool
cool
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:09, Reply)
Generic fries with chilli sauce

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:00, Reply)
barbecue beans on toast
*parp*
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:13, Reply)
prawn sandwich and a cuppa

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:35, Reply)
peanut butter smeared on a playing card.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:38, Reply)
ace

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:40, Reply)
hah-hah, your mum's a jailbird!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:54, Reply)
So's yours

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:05, Reply)
oh yeah

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:07, Reply)
leftover curry and some olives

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:45, Reply)
foood

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 14:50, Reply)
of a generic variety?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 15:19, Reply)
k

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:46, Reply)
you're pretty fucking special

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:52, Reply)
but I'm a creep

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:57, Reply)
what the hell ARE you doing here?
you don't belong here
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
you're just like an angle

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:20, Reply)
gravity always wins

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:38, Reply)

it
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)
The panic, the vomit
The panic, the vomit
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:15, Reply)
your opinion is of no consequence at all

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:14, Reply)
classic radiothread

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:19, Reply)
aftergoon

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:06, Reply)
L

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:09, Reply)
another cyber bully, lock him up

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:13, Reply)
yer

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:26, Reply)
Safe!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:30, Reply)
Oh, here we go!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:39, Reply)
hell yeah boobs
/ac
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:44, Reply)
damn straight, cuz
/ac
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 12:45, Reply)
Boobs are awesome

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 13:06, Reply)
Sorry I'm late
Morning
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:13, Reply)
you're excused
morning
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:15, Reply)
I'm a busy man.
Been making beer crates, salami and pastrami. Next up beer, and a box to hang the salami in so them pesky bugs don't get at it.
You?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
nice. Went to a vegan restaraunt yesterday for my freinds birthday. It was ok. got on the cider then got home and had a bong for the first time in years
bit fluffy round the edges today, but not too bad.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
should have said you're allergic to gluten and nuts

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:20, Reply)
sounds pretty shit all round.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
It was actually, come to think of it. There were no trains running home by the time we got out of there,
then when we got on a train heading in the right direction to taxi the last bit the missus got chatting to some drunken irish dude and his missus, who was basically k.o'd with booze. turns out she was on one of the first big brothers. my missus then nattered on for so long we missed our stop and had to get an expensive taxi journey home. I think the girls name was kiva ir something, I'd never heard of her. Either way, she's a schoolteacher in southend-on-sea now, and I bet she feels rough as fuck today.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:45, Reply)
you're not making it sound interesting yet.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:47, Reply)
It wasn't, I was most displeased with londons transport arrangement, and my missus for that matter

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:49, Reply)
unlucky
I recommend not using public transport and ditching your missus.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:56, Reply)
advice heeded

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I went to a vegan restaurant once.
The food looked nice but I left hungry, and organic lager is rank.

Cheers.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:52, Reply)
The food wasnt that bad, like you say, just not particularly filling.
i was on orchard pig cider. None too shabby.

Cheers
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:59, Reply)
Alright

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:19, Reply)
Nah, I'm half left

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:21, Reply)
Sorry, I don't follow

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
old

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)
Me too

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:27, Reply)
Me three

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
I'm not sorry

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:28, Reply)
'reet?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:31, Reply)
my record player won't turn and this has spoiled my day a bit
you?
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:33, Reply)
you are old
yessir
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:34, Reply)
I don't like it when manolith goes on about how old two hats is because he is a little bit younger than me

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:43, Reply)
He is a swine

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:48, Reply)
to be fair, you're both really bloody old

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
shurrup MONO!

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
why?
:(
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:08, Reply)
lack of respect for your elders

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:15, Reply)
I don't think calling someone old is lack of respect.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Direct drive or belt?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:47, Reply)
bit personal m8

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:50, Reply)
it is a bit, but I don't mind sharing as we are all very close here
it is belt-driven, locus pocus
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:53, Reply)
I had belt driven. They kept stopping turning.
Dual directs now. All much better.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Haha, Yeah

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:58, Reply)
are you pregnant?

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:55, Reply)
I thought you doctors were supposed to be able to tell

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Yes, I can tell by asking the patient if they're pregnant and if they say yes then they're usually pregnant.

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:29, Reply)
I hear it's standard practice to ask all females over the age of 10 nowadays
bet that gets interesting when their mum is sitting right next to them at the time
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
at the time you ask them I mean, not at the time they get pregnant

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:42, Reply)
^ cyber bully

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:12, Reply)
TWO YEARS IN JAIL!
Induct him into our new minor-offense-to-hardened-criminal programme today!

Do you say something MEAN on the Internet? Good news! This makes you eligible for our Make More Criminals educational programme! You could be taken away to a place full of murderers and rapists, and locked in with them for TWO YEARS. By the time you come out, you'll have no choice but to turn to a life of actual crime to stay alive! Isn't that amazing?! Everyone will still try and punish you, even after you have served your time, as prescribed by a judge in court!

Social Justice: Because if you make one small mistake, you deserve to be shit on for the rest of your life!*


*Excludes Daily Mail writers, politicians and anyone with lots of lovely money.
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:36, Reply)
I think the only real solution is to stop everyone from writing anything whatsoever on the internet

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 10:40, Reply)
You would say that, baying cyber-mob!
Look at this bully! Trying to silence me! OPPRESSION! OPPRESSION! HELP SOMEONE SAVE ME FROM THESE PIXELS!
(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:45, Reply)
bit gay mate

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:03, Reply)
haha yea

(, Mon 20 Oct 2014, 11:21, Reply)

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