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This is a normal post WHY?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post It's basically a combination of unhealthy diet and taking the internet too seriously.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post JMG!
What does it sound like when doves cry? :(
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *coo-hoo*

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post *limp wrists*

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post A gay flirted with me.
I was looking at dinner jackets and an attractive guy comes up to me and asks "What size are you?" I dunno, so he looks me up and down for a second and says "Ooh, I think you're about *censored*" then walked off.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Was this scene being rated by the bbfc.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post No, my self-worth issues and vanity.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You hate yourself and want to die.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That was why I smoked like four fags while drunk last night even though I'm against smoking.
Meh...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post fucking censored?!
are you some kind of retard or something?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm vain and unfit
Meh...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post You'd have to be over 30 stone to be any fatter than half the people here

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Not that yet
My dad is though.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post i agree

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post A gay came on to me
I had to kill him because I'm uncomfortable with my own sexuality.

Sometimes I cut the eyes out of pictures in body building magazines and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:31, Reply)
This is a normal post
cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry

put my penis through the hole
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post I could go for that.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh, that's a sad story there.
Perhaps with time and a little gentle surprise sex who might come to terms with it.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post I'd consider it a compliment to my outward masculinity if a gay man flirted with me.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Prince desperately trying to grab a dirty magazine from a top shelf JUST out of reach.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post JUST out of reach, he has trouble reaching the middle shelf.
The dwarfen bastard.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Shhh
he'll sue you for damages.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I was thinking that as I typed.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Har!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Can they cry.
Do they have tear ducts.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:19, Reply)
This is a normal post I will pull one apart with my bare hands to find out.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post In the name of science.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post that never washes with the authorities :(((((:((:(

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Show your science card.
That always works, you have got a science card, haven't you.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I have a piece of cardboard with "SCIENCE" written in red crayon on.
will that do?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post That's the one.
You had me worried for a minute there.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post they cry their tears of unfathomable sadness in wracked silence

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Peur duvs
:(
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Why not?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nobody has realised that this is the correct answer.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post ^this

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post THAT'S SEXWANG

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post *sigh*
I have no idea, but I'm so very tired of it.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Use your ninja skills to kill it

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I can't
it doesn't have a face.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Ms 'Pots!
I've started ninja school and now am a yellow belt in Flipping Out & Killing People!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Which one?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post *flips out*

*kills*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post oohh awesome
which stlye?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Kara-tay

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post which form of Kara-tay?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Go-Kan-Ryu
NOT Gok Wan ;)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post ohh
I haven't done that one. I do Wado-ryu
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Like, run Scoob
zoiks!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post pfft!
why? :o)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Nifty
I got to brown and white in Shotokan then realised I was only passing the exams but not getting any better...
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm having a go at it before I send the kids there.
Turns out that I've got a bit of natural ability and enjoy it, so I thought I'd stick at it :)
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post Enjoy it!
I just got bored and wasn't good at it.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post When I first started at this place they thought I'd come from a Shotokan club
because I (apparently) held a very low, Shotokan-style stance.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post yup
dead give away if you come from Shotokan. My stances a low for Wado-ryu.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post It's brilliant for kids...utterly fucking brilliant.
Reece really enjoys it (he does Phoenix).

I may start if I shift some weight.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Yay!
More ninjas on /talk!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Do I count as a ninja?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:34, Reply)
This is a normal post when did you stop training?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post About...
6 months ago :(
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post Shame
Shotokan was my first style
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post My dad is a third dan black belt in Shotokan.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post *doesn't spill his pint*

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Badger is ever so nice to him ;)

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:35, Reply)
This is a normal post But Badger is ever so nice anyway!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Hamster style.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I've studied judo and tai chi.
Judo was through my college, and I wore a yellow belt, since that's what they had available.

I'm a nude in tai chi, if it's dark enough outside or an open minded enough community.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:36, Reply)
This is a normal post 'cause you probably kicked it off
as a reflex action.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Why did I read that as reflection.
Oh yeah because mumbly mumbly mumbly.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Sadist much?
Go for the bollocks..
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post delilah

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post WHAT?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post WHERE?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post You touched your parents as you slept.
And made the priest cry with your foul talk.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Is this the new Sugarbabes single?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You're the new sugababes single.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post you are Annie Lennox
AICMFP
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post She's bloody wonderful.
/fan blog
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post and she has
curious dancing eyebrows
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:25, Reply)
This is a normal post Sweet

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post dreams

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Haha!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:29, Reply)
This is a normal post chicken thigh.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Why the fuck do so many sites use that "Lemme guess what you're searching for, since you don't know" drop down thing?
Computers have started to become patronising.

God help us.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not sire what you want.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post You're a shit telephone provider

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But you get free Ring-Ding!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post SHOVE YOUR FREE RING-DING.
*shuns*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Then I take my picture back!

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Only £42 first payment.
£64 second payment.
£88 every month after that.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post it looks like you've started a thread
would you like some help with that?
- posting utter bollocks
- linking bbc news or youtube
- ignoring sprinkles
- creating a second comedy account to troll with
- pandering
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Needs more venom.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post i'll edit it

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Good work.
Needs more, christ you're tedious tit.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post done

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Good edits.
I like that you don't mention edits.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post that has a seperate
help thingy
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post oohhh paperclips
I fucking love stationery!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post *shows off fancy ring binder*

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post As a young 'un, I accidentally clipped my dogs nose in a Ring binder.
Since then he flinches when he sees one.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Stinky cupboard?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I had to turn that off in the new firefox
Very annoying, innit?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the 'AwesomeBar'?
I hate that.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post It's not very, well awesome.
Really.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep
Very intrusive
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Because it's OMG AJAX WEB 2.0
To be honest I haven't seen many sites using it, other than Google, which started the whole thing, and even they haven't put it on their regular page.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Google, Wikipedia, Youtube
The big three in my case.

Even Firefox does it!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I haven't seen it on Google, but yes to Wiki & Youtube.

Have you got a/c turned on?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I do, but I hardly ever use the google homepage, so I might be wrong.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Turn off a/c.
It's the work of the open source devil.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Bah.
/ac

See how handy it is though?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:23, Reply)
This is a normal post a/c inhibits original thought.
a/c turns your posts into cliches.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, B.T.
We've all become patronising.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh God, that sounds terrible.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post I hate the ones that focus the search box
so you can't scroll down with the cursor key.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post JMG, etc.
Out of ten. How upset are you at the internet?

10 being "Tearful because JMG is on".



/edit
I'm very popular.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh Christ...
Hello Jamrag.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post You're replying to me...
This means you're either, not the real DekionPlexis.
Or you have had an offline drink.


How is your lisp, etc.?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It is thuper.
How is your dad?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post I was reading an interesting article recently on country farming, and one of the words really looked like your username.
It was very exciting, and as a consequence, you probably have a hard on because I'm replying to you.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post That does sound interesting Jamrag.
How is your dad?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Canny.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post How do you have an online drink?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:10, Reply)
This is a normal post Online drink is when you come online and tell everyone that you are ROFLDRUNKLOOK.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post But how do you have an online drink.
That's more describing your state of being.

Are you still on holiday?
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post NO!
*Skypunch!*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post It'll need a bandage in the morning.
Were you in vegas, I forget.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Zero.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm upset because my browser keeps intermittently losing my cookies...

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:07, Reply)
This is a normal post Use a biscuit barrel then.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post I do.
It's called a fucking hard drive!
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:15, Reply)
This is a normal post You're very bizzare.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:16, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm not.
I'm happy, go figure.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i'm not upset at the internet
its lovley, my mood is awesome so you get internet hugs
*hugs*
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post 1000 :(

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post i am constantly upset at the internet it is NOT JUST WORDS IT IS ALL SERIOUSBUSINESSS :@

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post It is.
Where am I going wrong.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:09, Reply)
This is a normal post can I touch you?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:08, Reply)
This is a normal post if you really must but there are a lot of more desperate men than i crying out for it
put me to the back of the list, it's only fair
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:11, Reply)
This is a normal post You appear to be the only one having a go because she has boobs and all that.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't know
At least I stick to my opinions
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Who doesn't?

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post nononono!
You stood out in a crowd of wiry nerdy spotty internet geeks. I must have you.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:13, Reply)
This is a normal post I know my racial rights
I am hung like a black man. If you had me you'd never go back.

*weeps at the untruths*

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah come now
that was very poor fibbings. If you were hung like that, you wouldn't spend you evenings trying to make fat ugly lasses cry.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Hence why I'm weeping at the untruths
I'm sure it's very hard to post here and manage the 14+ msn cybersex conversations you've got going on (5 of them are syncubus by the way) but do try to keep up
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:18, Reply)
This is a normal post oh no
it's ok. I'm so fat and spotty all my internet boyfriends dumped me.
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Well now you've realised the problem you can fix it.

(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:22, Reply)
This is a normal post nah
I like the pandering
(, Sat 5 Jul 2008, 0:24, Reply)
This is a normal post 0.5
because I don't take the internet 'too' seriously