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lot of negativity in here today
cheer up, yeah? it might never happen
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:21, Reply)
:D

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)
are you cheering up or just happy that others are unhappy?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I'm already happy.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
did you see someone fall in a hole or get hit by lightning or something?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)
no, I'm just having a great day :D

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:54, Reply)
the spirit of the season is with you. marvelous.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:20, Reply)
go fuck yoursen

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:36, Reply)
peace be with you

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)
I won't bother scrolling down then

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
i wouldn't want anything to put a dent in your happy-go-lucky demeanour

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:52, Reply)
poxy campers on cod are pissing me off

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)
i bet
i can't be arsed with fps games
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:21, Reply)
Funny place to pitch a tent.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:22, Reply)
it's a bivvy

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)
Oi Oi, be lucky!

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:34, Reply)
can i borrow £20?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Yeah, I guess

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:36, Reply)
can I borrow £50?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:36, Reply)
No

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
i assumed we were roleplaying as tim and tyres

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I'm not sure who they are, sorry

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:42, Reply)
from cult 90s sitcom spaced
i was going to make a lazy age joke then but i decided against it which shows admirable restraint, i think
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Oh, that
Sorry, I'm with you now
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)
are you? where?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:21, Reply)
There
*points*
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:22, Reply)
that's not you, it's a pile of binba... oh

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:41, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:45, Reply)
you know i don't mean it, you big girls blouse
/ac
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Shiny shiny, shiny boots of leather
Whiplash girl child in the dark. True story.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)
I can vouch for the veracity of this story

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
If you could sum me up in one word, it'd be verisimilitude

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)
sorry, the word I've got on the card is 'fat'

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:10, Reply)
I prefer 'husky'

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)
it wouldn't fit on the card

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:16, Reply)
sounds dodgy

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
see above

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Oh. It is

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)
but I wanna go home

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
did you get into a fight after drinking all night?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Passed out with my girlfriend
woke up drunk. no fights
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:54, Reply)
you weren't on the sloop 'John B' then?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:56, Reply)
Not this time

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:06, Reply)
we're at the halfway point of the week
you can make it, buddy!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Actually I have friday off
and monday, so its better than that
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:54, Reply)
wow so do I, and Thursday, and next week, and December and so on

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Great!
I'm gonna get proper messed up
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)
see?
things aint so bad
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:20, Reply)
You're right

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:03, Reply)
proper moist

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
#sheknows

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 11:53, Reply)
Started watching House of Cards
Pretty good
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:31, Reply)
yeah, i enjoyed it
kevin spacey is pretty great
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:42, Reply)
He is
I have to admit, during the first episode I had no idea what was going on. Halfway through the second though, it started to make sense.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:45, Reply)
i think that's a product of it being a netflix exclusive
they know people are likely to watch more than one at a time
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Yeah, that makes sense
Good show though. Intrigued to see how far he's willing to take it.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 12:53, Reply)
it's the chance that it might never happen that is making me so negative :(

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
well then there's no hope for you

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 13:43, Reply)
morning everybody

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:55, Reply)
Your Bumholiness

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:56, Reply)
alright?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:16, Reply)
yes

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:07, Reply)
Alright Gareth.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:16, Reply)
Neil

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:55, Reply)
wut?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:57, Reply)
I assumed your name was Neil
Is it not?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Greg

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Ah. of course
Named after the "bakery"
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Named after Gregory Peck, apparently.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)

Gregory a
e ri
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:04, Reply)
LOL

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:04, Reply)
is that short for Neil?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)
short for Kate

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Here's one for you
I think someone I went out with at college is a teacher at my son's school. Imagine that!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:57, Reply)
yes I have noticed how much younger teachers seem to be getting nowadays

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:59, Reply)
There's one at my other son's school who looks almost young enough to be my daughter
Very difficult to wank to someone like that. Very difficult indeed.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:00, Reply)
I know you're not one to give up though

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:01, Reply)
It's like playing snooker with rope some days

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:02, Reply)
now that is a sexy image

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Like trying to pierce a capri-sun with a worm

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Morning MONO!

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:16, Reply)
Yeah am great mate thanks for asking.
Glad you are doing well too.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:37, Reply)
best one ever

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:28, Reply)
why for?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:30, Reply)
just have this feeling, today is gonna be a good day
actually, today will be an absolute shitstorm, but better to keep smiling through it eh
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:31, Reply)
YEAH :D

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:42, Reply)
#grinandbareit

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:43, Reply)
what are you baring?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:54, Reply)
HIS BUM BUM PROBLY

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:00, Reply)
'bum bum probly'
there it is, the most coherent you'll ever be
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:04, Reply)
it did seem uncharacteristically profound for him

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:06, Reply)
Do I need to be more coherent than that though?
Do any of us, in this modern world?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:06, Reply)
you're very philosophical today

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:54, Reply)
innit

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)


(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:36, Reply)
xx

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:42, Reply)


(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:44, Reply)

BUMHOLES 🙈
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:47, Reply)
they are amazing things...
things come out of them and go into them.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:50, Reply)
YEAH!

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)
FUCKYEAH!

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:55, Reply)
good

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:06, Reply)
morning mono
nearly christmas!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)
get fucked

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:55, Reply)
what's your favourite christmas song?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:59, Reply)
MONO come all ye faithful

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)
Killing in the name

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:42, Reply)
ho ho ho!
Is santa bringing you anything this year? Hair care products perhaps? A leg shortening gel? An anti-lethargy lotion maybe?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:57, Reply)
i don't really need hair care products. it just looks like this all the time
i don't think leg-shortening gel exists and i wouldn't want to end up like detective baby legs
the anti-lethargy lotion sounds useful though!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)
I'll see what I can do
Alright?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:05, Reply)
yeah, tired
you?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:55, Reply)
Fed up

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)
job-wise?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Well it's a trickle-down isn't it
But yes, mainly work. SO BORED.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:06, Reply)
can you be seen, where you are? if not, pick up three objects and try to juggle them
I BET YOU CAN'T
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:22, Reply)
You'd win that bet
When Mrs Hats was writing her dissertation, every time she got stressed she'd pick up the juggling balls. By the time she'd finished writing she was a juggling master.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:36, Reply)
I only have 14 and a half days of work between now and Christmas

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:57, Reply)
SHIT OFF
Alright Tangs
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:59, Reply)
ain't I a rotter?
alright babes, you ok?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:01, Reply)
Yeah
Bit bored though. I'd rather be doing something creative with my time, but there we are.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)
as long as we can continue to waste out employers' time being pricks on a moribund flebsite, it won't all have been in vain

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:05, Reply)
I just can't help thinking that there's something else out there

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:07, Reply)
are you going to go out and look?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:08, Reply)
No
Not really sure what I'm looking for.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Can we have the icons on today?
can we? CAN WE?!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:01, Reply)
it's important that it is timed right to optimise MONO!'s upset level

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)
^gets it

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:05, Reply)
can you tone down the sexism please?
I'm not here to be objectified
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:07, Reply)
SHE/HE/IT KNOWS.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:41, Reply)
moist!

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:02, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
We're a right pair of lads!
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)
you shouldn't dress your username so provocatively then

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:53, Reply)
everybody?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:55, Reply)
nearly

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:55, Reply)
wow

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Bleh.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:21, Reply)
blah

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Good morning MONO!
I can still feel the red wine running through my veins
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:42, Reply)
you might be drinking it wrong
you should have pissed it out your cock
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 9:56, Reply)
alright, there's no need to be coarse

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:00, Reply)
isn't there?
isn't there really?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:02, Reply)
maybe there is, what the hell I do care?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:04, Reply)
I have a mad hankering for potato waffles

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:15, Reply)

tat
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:19, Reply)
disgusting

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:22, Reply)
will bear that in mind tonight

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:23, Reply)
Fantastic.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)
It really is.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:23, Reply)
:D

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 10:42, Reply)
morning

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 1:27, Reply)
morning gloves

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 1:46, Reply)
sounds like something pall bearers wear

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:07, Reply)
marnin

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 3:21, Reply)
Morning tit

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 4:25, Reply)
morning sweetheart.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:06, Reply)
I was telling someone yesterday we only eat meat twice a week at ours
And somehow in the last two days managed to eat some form of pork for five meals in a row.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:11, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:24, Reply)
I don't think he can hear us.
How's the morning for you now, horbs?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:41, Reply)
warmer now
And yourself?
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:49, Reply)
Struggling to get out of a warm bed.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:53, Reply)
One for the wank bank

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:56, Reply)
something about good rates of interest.

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 8:02, Reply)
season of mists and mellow fruitfulness

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:49, Reply)
by which I mean,
bit fruity innit
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:50, Reply)
are you coming on to me?

(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 7:55, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:48, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:57, Reply)
shove it up your cunt, dozers

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
alllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllright

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:00, Reply)
brbrbrbrbrbrb

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:06, Reply)
mr horribrribrrible

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:45, Reply)
mr.h

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:26, Reply)
rich

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:26, Reply)
yer

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:31, Reply)
I took 40 quid from a pound stake on the palace game on sunday
20 from the villa game last night. Banked a bit, bought a scratchcard today and won 50 quid.

3 quid spent and 107 gained.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)
nicely done

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:32, Reply)
fucking lol, won't be long before litigation
m.downloadatoz.com/apps/de.go2android.watchface_aw_rolex_1r,1186063/screenshots.html
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:50, Reply)
Alright.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8BwQBjJvN5Y
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 18:51, Reply)
colonel

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 19:28, Reply)
How's it going?
Just got back from Canterbury. Lovely place.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Nothing to do past 10pm
except hang out with posing twats in Chill, 12 year old chavs in the Works, or ponces and ruggerbuggers in Alberries.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 22:21, Reply)
or leave

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 22:29, Reply)
You'd have to leave before 10pm though.
Buses and trains are a nightmare out in the sticks.
(, Wed 26 Nov 2014, 3:21, Reply)
Meh, I'm getting older.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 23:35, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=soXRqB0X2sI
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 20:57, Reply)
Alright, now what?
Anybody got anything they'd like to bring up? Haha, but you're not allowed to say "my lunch" or something like that haha.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:48, Reply)
You choose, I have nothing

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:53, Reply)
If you could go back in time, where would it be and why?
I'd go back to Studio 54 and do coke with Liz Taylor
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:54, Reply)
I'd do coke with almost anyone

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:55, Reply)
well, yeah buy it would be cool there with the birth of disco and all the "celebs"

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:00, Reply)
True

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:01, Reply)
Plus the drugs were better then.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:07, Reply)
That would be quite cool actually

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Wansee 1941.
STOP MUCKING ABOUT AND WIN THE FUCKING WAR FIRST YOU SPACCAS! THE JEWS AIN'T GOING NOWHERE NOW YOU'VE GHETTOED THEM ALL!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 21:51, Reply)
Hitler.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:06, Reply)
I'm off to the beach in a minute to go paragliding.
I'm slightly worried my trunks might fall off.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:19, Reply)
you should try the bone fishing

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 17:29, Reply)
mongychops appreciation thread
I liked that time he bullied baldmonkey off the board, what's YOUR favourite mongychops moment?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:26, Reply)
I liked it when he was in the mirror or summat for bullying the nonce from steps

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)
bit gay

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:31, Reply)
he's one of the best online bullies of all time
just ask that Fouritchy sequence bloke

oh wait, you can't he's been bullied off the board
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)
haha victims of bullying are pretty funny

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:38, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7105784
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:33, Reply)
top mongying there

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:36, Reply)
I liked that time that he was on a dark desert highway, cool wind in his hair
Warm smell of colitas, rising up through the air. Up ahead in the distance, he saw a shimmering light. His head grew heavy and his sight grew dim and he had to stop for the night
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:34, Reply)
that was a classic, like when he all went down to Montreux, on the lake Geneva shoreline
to make records with the mobile, he didn't have much time
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:36, Reply)
dunno

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:42, Reply)
well link one of my posts then, it's not like anyone cares what you say anyway

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:43, Reply)
cunt could of just picked one of my numerous front pages, but no, he acts the fat wanker, as per

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:45, Reply)
I go to all the trouble of making this thread to show how much we value our elderly forum posters and he has to go and fucking ruin it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Alright, alright....CHRIST
b3ta.com/talk/7501018
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:08, Reply)
too late now you bloated wanker

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:13, Reply)
oh
well never mind. I gave it a go, that's all that counts.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:14, Reply)
dunno who that is, soz

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:43, Reply)
you wouldn't like him, he's a semi-literate drunkard

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:45, Reply)
Semi-literate because only part of his reading finger was chopped off?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:47, Reply)
fucking pissing down here, might have to drive up the pub

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:48, Reply)
get some cans in, get wankered at home, cheaper innit

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I'll do both

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:04, Reply)
you'll do as you're fucking told

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:07, Reply)
I think it's a former forum member who died or summat

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I bet we still won't get new icons

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:59, Reply)
I liked all those things that weren't in his remit

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:47, Reply)
haha, yeah, he did say that too much though

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:49, Reply)
Saying 'of' instead of 'have' and drinking during the day
Those are the only two I can think of
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
should of paid more attention
haha get it!
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:12, Reply)
haha yes I do

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:14, Reply)
what about 'juicer'?
I think he said that a bit
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:15, Reply)
yeah, now you mention it, that sounds familiar

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:20, Reply)
Never heard of her.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 16:48, Reply)
Good afternoon
so far today I've been annoyed by all sorts of people, who is the most annoying person on b3ta? You have two options.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)
ooh ooh, is it brb?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I've got an annoying tone but I lack frequency.
Invalid answer, soz.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)
you're getting annoyed by all these users, maybe the problem is you? just sayin

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)
you make a really valid point.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)
MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:59, Reply)
NONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:21, Reply)
not really a tough one, this

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:02, Reply)
Pick one of the 5 or 6 people who still post here
then write them down on a piece of paper, roll the paper up nice and tight, then push it up your arse.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:05, Reply)

then push it up your arse turn that sumbitch sideways and shove it straight up your candy-ass! *people's eyebrow*
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:19, Reply)
What do you think of the Sting thing?
Shame they just used him as a spare Randy Orton, but I suppose time is running out if they want to use him at WM and you can't expect wwe to write anything decent or sensible these days and isn't he going bald, still he's lost a lot of weight but I notice they were keeping his arse hidden.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:25, Reply)
i didn't read that because i haven't watched survivor series yet
facebook ruined the sting reveal for me but i don't know what happened exactly
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I'd just watch the highlights and watch the main event if I were you, it was shit.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Is it though?
Also why are you annoyed?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)
Who are the two options?
If I pick someone and it's NOT one of the two options I'll have wasted my vote.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:08, Reply)
^ common sense reply

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:09, Reply)
option 1: stuj
option 2: that guy with the penguins
bonus option 3: the one who says LOVELY all the time
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:25, Reply)
Shush it up you bullying dog-botherer.
:(
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:29, Reply)
you know i don't mean it, you big girls blouse

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:46, Reply)
LEAVING FOREVER!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Manolith

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:17, Reply)
me? annoying? why would you say i'm annoying? what about me is annoying?
hello, i'm asking you a question here. why am i annoying? tell me. tell me why i'm annoying.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I guess it's more the snidey behind the scenes threatening gaz messages that I object to

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:22, Reply)
really?
i thought those were charming
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Well let's just agree that I'm right

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:42, Reply)
cheers

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:46, Reply)
Cheers

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:58, Reply)
people who start stupid threads
and people who reply to stupid threads
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:22, Reply)
what about people who reply to replies in stupid threads?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 14:44, Reply)
they are the worst kind of people

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:22, Reply)
For me, it's a toss-up between Ninj, Hermann and Happy Toast.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 15:00, Reply)
This is the night
This is the night
This is the time
We've got to get it right

(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me
I want to feel your body
Your heart beat next to mine
(This is the night)
Touch me, touch me now

wankers
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:18, Reply)
*applauds*

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:19, Reply)
YEAH

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)
sup

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)
Hello MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:28, Reply)
how's the flat you won't let me live in?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Bit cold as it goes
might have to fuck off abroad again
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:47, Reply)
filthy forrin

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)
fucking YEAH
YEAH
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:50, Reply)
HAHAHAHAH CLASSIC BALDMONKEY!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:22, Reply)
alright?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)
alright The LOVELY MONO!.
I'm going to make myself a fuckoff huge cottage pie.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:40, Reply)
I don't like cottage pie
nor shepherds pie
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
shocking

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:47, Reply)
sadtimes, you are a fooodfail.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)
It's meat and potatoes
What's not to like?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:55, Reply)
There's going to be carrots, peas and onion in there too.
:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)
Oh, so it's an anti-greens issue
God, he's such a fool.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:59, Reply)
I bet if I used Haribos instead he'd be straight in there.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)
and pepsi instead of gravy
jesus, he's such a savage
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:11, Reply)
I hate to admit this, but a yank I once knew made fried chicken with Mountain Dew in the sauce for it.
And it was really, really good.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:23, Reply)
Coca-cola baked ham is fucking nice too

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)
RUMHAM!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
Oh aye?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:29, Reply)

RUMHAM
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Oh HELL YEAH!
:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:53, Reply)
I made ribs on saturday cooked in pepsi and ketchup
meat rub first, obvs
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:31, Reply)
you have a wank before cooking?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:39, Reply)
What can I say
I'm a slave to ceremony
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:40, Reply)
you should go on come dine with me

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
If it was 'come dine with ME', that would be fine
That is, I cook a three course meal for myself, which I eat alone.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Cum dine with me

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:48, Reply)
disgusting

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:51, Reply)

i.imgur.com/BFYp5CG.jpg
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)
GADZOOKS!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:59, Reply)

i.imgur.com/Utuoz29.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:05, Reply)
terrible waste of toliet paper

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:12, Reply)
ur mum is a terrible waste of toilet paper

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:13, Reply)
that's true

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:14, Reply)
that's actually genius

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
full instructions here
www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5ySnbfWLYA
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:56, Reply)
it's a thing that brings people happiness
mono hates that
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:36, Reply)
haha, he is dead inside isn't he

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:39, Reply)
i fear so

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:42, Reply)
he's a contrary little monkey
he should spend more time on /links. They hate everything.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:39, Reply)
SHEPHERDS PIE!!!!
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmMRU-QbCX4
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:44, Reply)
haha fuck, that's Ronnie James Dio

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
this isn't though
www.youtube.com/watch?v=x6xzllOTCC8
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:46, Reply)
Nor is this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOYLNFiT7HA

:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:51, Reply)
Nah, it wasn't really him, some tribute band bloke iirc

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
HELL YEAH!
Only it's going to be a cottage pie 'cos it's beef mince innit.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:48, Reply)
natch

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:01, Reply)
I'm taunting a liberal over on /links Hatso.
That cottage pie's going to have to wait for a bit.
:D
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)
ok mate x
god speed
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Right, there is no way on fucking earth I am ever touching you
no offence
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:23, Reply)
hold me tw'ats!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:26, Reply)
this is your girlfriend, you WELL fancy her, you want to fall asleep with your lad in her front bottom
i.imgur.com/tE9SAI3.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:56, Reply)
wow
she's quite the specimen
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:54, Reply)
bender

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:29, Reply)
MODS!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:49, Reply)
deffo gonna buy some games today, not spend all afternoon in the pub,

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:02, Reply)
I don't have any opinion on that, soz

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:03, Reply)
I bet you do, and it's probably racist
🍉
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:08, Reply)
everyone's so quick to criticise racism, no one ever stops to consider the possibility that coloureds really are smelly and inferior

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:10, Reply)
trips

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:48, Reply)

i.imgur.com/C6VvIia.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:58, Reply)
nah

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:31, Reply)
yeah
i.imgur.com/VT6ca0E.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:59, Reply)
ok

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Hold me baby, drive me crazy
Touch me... all night long.
Make me love you, Kiss and hug you
Touch me... All night long
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Well, I guess it would be nice,
if I could touch your body.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:59, Reply)
back off weirdo

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:06, Reply)
If I said you had a beautiful body
Would you hold it against me?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:06, Reply)
is she still a lesbian or has she gone back now?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:08, Reply)
who cares, gravity won't have been kind to her over the years

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:21, Reply)
lol div

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:38, Reply)
shut it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)
I liked her when she was drunk and had no self awareness

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:57, Reply)
haha, that's not creepy at all

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
haha i know hahaha

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:04, Reply)

i.imgur.com/aE6cmJV.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I found this in a job lot of vinyl 7"s I bought
a week or two ago. Threw it away.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:22, Reply)
yeah
no one cares
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:49, Reply)
What? Are you crazy??
That's probably worth money! You know, like money???
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 12:58, Reply)
shut up gonzo

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:00, Reply)
:O

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:05, Reply)
just sayin
www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SAMANTHA-FOX-OFFICIAL-BUY-2-T-SHIRTS-GET-1-FREE-BLACK-FRIDAY-SPECIAL-/281509747693
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:19, Reply)
what's with this "black friday" shit creeping into the UK now, more fucking transatlantic dogshit

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:28, Reply)
well, we don't have the january sales anymore
Now we have this
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:31, Reply)
prick

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:31, Reply)
don't shoot the messenger, Frank
you asked, I answered
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:32, Reply)
yeah well maybe you answered like a prick

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:33, Reply)
and I'd do it again in a heartbeat

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Is that from the 40 songs that changed the world list?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:29, Reply)
it's right up there with Una Paloma Blanca

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:32, Reply)
loop di love more like
www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ-dqtpJ0kY
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:38, Reply)
what the fuck is that you fat fucking idiot

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:40, Reply)
haha
that genuinely made me laugh that time
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Hello cum cunts
I had a thought about you all last night and realised I missed you a bit.

You can all fuck off now.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:47, Reply)
dunno who you are soz

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:48, Reply)
Whatever.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:50, Reply)
haha cum cunts!
classic beejay
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:51, Reply)
oh. oh i see.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)
Never heard of you

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)
now you've done it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I thought of you
actually I didn't
who the fuck are you?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)
HAHAHAH CLASSIC BALDMONKEY!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I've still got this cat
no-one wants it
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Cats are shit

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Yeah, all the people I know who like cats already have cats
and all the people who don't like cats are tedious bellends.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)
I don't like cats
I have 2
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)

ats ocks in my mouth
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)
if only

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)
I'll have it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:17, Reply)
for cat burgers?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:26, Reply)
MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Locus213

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:00, Reply)

Here you go
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Awwww

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:45, Reply)
What's it's name?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)
at the moment, Foxie

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)
:(
No WONDER nobody wants it. Why didn't you give it a GOOD name, like Hitler, or Genghis Fuckpaws, or KITTENZILLA, DESTROYER OF WORLDS?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:10, Reply)
It doesn't have one, it's a cat

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)
you'll grow to love it and spend all your money on expensive food and toys
then you will become one of those people who have a cat in lieu of a personality
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:31, Reply)
I've already got two cats
because I'm schizophrenic
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

c h
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:32, Reply)

o H s
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:44, Reply)
^unkind

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)
set it free, they're resourceful animals

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:34, Reply)
Bugger that, get it grafting
Strap a harness to its back and get it carrying stuff. Or attach sponges to its feet and it can clean the floors. Lazy cunts have had it too good for too long.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:43, Reply)
the problem with some of these cats is that they don't want to work

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:49, Reply)
And some of them are persian
Just sayin'
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:54, Reply)
I don't trust 'em, their eyes are too close together

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:57, Reply)
Pedrohin can fix that for them though.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 11:11, Reply)
swap you for a sofa.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:37, Reply)
Morning Angle.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:04, Reply)
Your Bumholiness

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:05, Reply)
Alright Gareth.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:08, Reply)
alright Neil

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:10, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:12, Reply)
morning MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:14, Reply)
Alright love

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:29, Reply)
yeah, you?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:31, Reply)
Yeah
Caved in and put the heating on today. I feel so dirty.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:35, Reply)
have a shower.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:36, Reply)
morning MONO!

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:37, Reply)

cdn2.screenjunkies.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/chang-community-e1300406954732.gif
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:42, Reply)
yeah yeah

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:29, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:43, Reply)
yeah, you?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:48, Reply)
sure

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:21, Reply)
cool

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:31, Reply)
yup

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:37, Reply)
great.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:08, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:44, Reply)
sup

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:48, Reply)
I don't like the frost

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:51, Reply)
move somewhere warmer.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:53, Reply)
I can't, the car is all frosted up

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:54, Reply)
walk.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:57, Reply)
pavements are a bit slippy

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:03, Reply)
wear crampons

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:10, Reply)
this is all too much effort

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:25, Reply)
get someone else to do it all for you

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:31, Reply)
will you move me somewhere warmer?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Ask Tim Curry.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:34, Reply)
^best search engine ever

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:37, Reply)
Bodyformed for yooooooooou

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:26, Reply)
do you like nick frost?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:22, Reply)
I used to quite fancy sadie frost, is that the same thing?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:25, Reply)
cor, supernanny

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:33, Reply)
I used to have a thing for her.
I seem to have outgrown it, though.
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I'd like to sit on HER 'naughty step'
etc
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:42, Reply)
what does that mean?
which bit of her is the naughty step?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:43, Reply)
her face

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I imagine that'd be rather uncomfortable.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:59, Reply)
It's supposed to be, you've been naughty

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:04, Reply)
It's less of a seat and more of a perch
or try to think of it as an interesting bike saddle
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:30, Reply)
yes
that was just nick in drag
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:38, Reply)
bumholes

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:48, Reply)
nah

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:54, Reply)
innit tho
720 degrees
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:33, Reply)
that's pretty warm.

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 9:34, Reply)
Like that all the time in Yorkshire

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 10:12, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:37, Reply)
morning Mr h

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:46, Reply)
alright Spasha

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 7:54, Reply)
quiet this morning innit?

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:15, Reply)
eveninh

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:14, Reply)
i'm going to bed,
being awake doesn't make enough sense anymore
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:35, Reply)
haha yeah, "anymore", like that's one word, I get it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:41, Reply)
fuckoff

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:43, Reply)
^

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:46, Reply)
It makes perfect sense to me. Maybe you didn't consider that some of us might be in a different time zone.
Also fucked on tequila
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 4:58, Reply)
shut it

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:41, Reply)
Apparently Manchester just exploded.
According to "social media", according to the News.

EDIT: Apparently Manchester has not exploded after all
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:11, Reply)
haha, "trending"

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:16, Reply)
it's odd,
i can't find anything about it on Twitter, the earliest thing that came up was various news sites reporting that social media was reporting it, and then people going "An explosion in Manchester? What?"
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:20, Reply)
LATEST: Manchester Fire and Rescue Service report finding no signs of fire after report of loud bang in Salford area
wtf
(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:52, Reply)
good thing I live nine miles outside Manchester then

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:04, Reply)
blast radius was only 5 miles, you'll be okay

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:08, Reply)
probs just a bus running over a pop bottle tbh

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:33, Reply)
muslims

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:35, Reply)
muslims running over a pop bottle?
or a bus running over some muslims?
(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 0:36, Reply)
Or muslims running over a bus

(, Tue 25 Nov 2014, 8:16, Reply)
might have a cup of coffee

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:16, Reply)
k, got a cup of coffee now

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:30, Reply)
finished it now

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:45, Reply)
probably won't have another til tomorrow morning

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:48, Reply)
on its arse

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:51, Reply)
just sayin

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:51, Reply)
desperate lonely mental case

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:53, Reply)
just sayin

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:53, Reply)
haha, yeah

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 22:55, Reply)
we have a right laugh here don't we

(, Mon 24 Nov 2014, 23:01, Reply)

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