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Bored of that now. 2016 strikes again, this time taking away the voice of Postman Pat.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-36924472?ocid=socialflow_facebook&ns_mchannel=social&ns_campaign=bbcnews&ns_source=facebook
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:40, Reply)
They should never have given Pat a helicopter.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:52, Reply)
and Mrs Mangel

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:54, Reply)
DAMN YOU 2016!!! whyyyyyyyyyy??????

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:54, Reply)
YOU FLAMING GALAH!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:57, Reply)
YA FACKIN MANGREL

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:02, Reply)
YOU'RE ONE KANGAROO SHORT OF THE TOP PADDOCK, MATE!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:03, Reply)
bit daggy mate

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:06, Reply)
He's such a bogan

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:10, Reply)
rack off

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:13, Reply)
yeah you reckon

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:17, Reply)
YOU LUYVE MUY AAADA THUS
youtu.be/hnBPvXrA7rM
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:30, Reply)
The commenter is right, that set is spot on.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:39, Reply)
I got bored waiting for a punchline that never seemed to arrive.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 18:34, Reply)
Profile for monster munch:
a member for 14 years, 2 months and 26 days...
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 18:56, Reply)
Who are you calling a "member"?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 19:19, Reply)
pretty sure you've been a member for longer than that, m8te

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 21:14, Reply)
lol, willies!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 22:16, Reply)
They always struggled to end sketches but utter, utter genius nevertheless
Easily my favourite comedy programme ever
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 20:36, Reply)
I could watch this all day
youtu.be/Ij1pZvv9m0g
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 20:42, Reply)
I couldn't even make it to the end of that sketch.
Starting to think that my dislike of Stephen Fry is less to do with him presenting QI, and more to do with him being an insufferable bellend.

Takes all sorts, I suppose.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 22:18, Reply)
^
I generally find him to be a bit of an idiots idea of a clever person. You know, like frank zappa.

At least frank didn't piss over his own integrity by saying literally anything people pay him to though.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 22:30, Reply)
postman pat was the voice of mrs mangel?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 18:59, Reply)
No, Postman Pat was Batman.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 19:29, Reply)
That was Bruce Wayne

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 19:37, Reply)
Never mind

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 17:34, Reply)
Tonight, Matthew, I'm going to be drinking French Connection cocktails, like a big ponce
Do you like cocktails? What's the best one? Haha, cocks!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:54, Reply)
Port and brandy is a good one, but the fallout is horrendous

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:55, Reply)
whiskey is a great cocktail

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:13, Reply)
shut up, mono

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:57, Reply)
the only real cocktail for me is the ¡¡¡ZOMBIE!!!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:16, Reply)
Long island ice tea

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:55, Reply)
not keen on them
too many different flavours
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)
^Gregg Wallace

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)

metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/gregg6.gif?w=620&h=547&crop=1
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:05, Reply)
Ye gods

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
It mainly tastes of coke and sour mash, but has the best amount of booze

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:03, Reply)
it's definitely an efficient drink

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
Port and brandy m8
No ice, no coke, just gouty, gouty goodness
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
can't be any worse than a cheeky vimto

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
I've had bar staff in 'spoons question the order when my wife asks for Port & Brandy.
Twits.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:11, Reply)
It's a hefty old drink

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:18, Reply)
It's an excellent winter warmer, though.
And generally the preserve of old ladies, so what you and my missus are up to is anyone's guess.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:20, Reply)
I'm a piggy for them, then before I know it I'm all ends up

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:05, Reply)

this one too
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
i like one every now and then, which is handy as there's a cocktail bar on the other side of my living room wall
different ones depending on circumstance though
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)
Either a daiquiri of some form (strawberry is best but I made one with melon the other day that was nice too)
Or an espresso martini for my really gay cocktails.

I love a whisky or rum old fashioned too, but whether that qualifies as a cocktail is up for debate
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:58, Reply)
I like a g&t with cucumber in it
I ordered some Birkenstocks earlier as well, I think I might be 'on the turn'
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:00, Reply)
You're already a queer, so what are you turning in to? A twat?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)
There is no place in this forum for hate speech and cyberbullying m8

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:02, Reply)
isn't there?
huh, well that's a shitter
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:03, Reply)
Yeah fuck this I'm off to sickipedia

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
A lesbian, if he's in Birkenstocks.
Can't be helped though, with his upbringing
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:13, Reply)
:(

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:18, Reply)
kisses bbz

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:42, Reply)
no need to buy gay sandals m8
we're known your preferences for ages (NSFW)
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)
Whoah

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:03, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:03, Reply)
works with Hendricks
I'm wearing vegetarian Birkenstocks right now, wanna go clubbing?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
No thanks

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:19, Reply)
For Father's Day my kids pitched up with a bottle of Caorunn Gin and a packet of Pink Lady apples.
Genuinely excellent.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 15:12, Reply)
My wife bought a big mug for hot drinks
and put one earl grey teabag in it, and one strawberry tea, and brewed them together as a refreshing breakfast drink.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:58, Reply)

bought married
for hot drinks
and put one earl grey teabag in it, and one strawberry tea, and brewed them together as a refreshing breakfast drink.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
Nice strikey-g there

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:22, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:32, Reply)
I'd rather have a beer most of the time
I don't mind a mojito
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:59, Reply)
What are French connection cocktails then?
I worked in a restaurant thst served cocktails, I got pretty good at the sort of standard ones. We didn't do a huge amount of complicated stuff. I used to really like one that was kahluah and coffee and some other spirit and it was lovely. Or a decent dirty martini.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:59, Reply)
Amaretto, Cognac, ice
That kaluha and coffee one might be an espresso martini - it's a double espresso, double vodka, single kaluha / coffee liqueur. Shake the lot up with ice, strain into a martini glass and garnish with a couple of coffee beans.
Then go to the bogs and get spitroasted like a massive gay.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:59, Reply)
Tomorrow will be painful

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)
I'm going out for a meal tonight, mate's 30th
Might have a cheeky French Connection or six myself
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:25, Reply)
Check in tomorrow, let's compare notes

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:27, Reply)

te b
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 15:37, Reply)
Standard

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 15:45, Reply)
That's it. I wished I'd known about the bit in the bogs, I never went down there.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
How much just to skip to the end bit?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
For you, 20 zloty

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:23, Reply)
Alright, but for that price I still want the coffee beans sprinkled on top

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
officelol

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:47, Reply)
I like a gin & tonic

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:59, Reply)
yeah, that's my go to if I have to drink cocktails
all the fruity ones leave your mouth feeling all cloying and gluey and urgh
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:00, Reply)
YOU'RE a fruity one m8

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:03, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7964062
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:05, Reply)
oh god, you're that guy that retweets his own jokes

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
never tweeted in my life m8

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:11, Reply)
*sigh*
no, i'm equating what you do the behaviour on twitter.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:18, Reply)
oh go on then, get your bully hat on, it's Friday after all
as if no-one's ever linked to any of their older posts before
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:20, Reply)

i.imgur.com/boOKheV.png
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:46, Reply)
suits you actually

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:51, Reply)
if that was me, the picture would be at least 60% hair
no such hat exists, i had to go on one of those 'design your own' sites
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:57, Reply)
does that count as a cocktail?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
I just looked it up in a dictionary
"an alcoholic drink consisting of a spirit mixed with other ingredients, such as fruit juice."

Though I could have got a gag out of definition 2 "a prawn cocktail"
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:36, Reply)
Wait, best cocktail is one of the sours family. Maybe a whiskey sours.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:00, Reply)
Oh, or a midori sours.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:00, Reply)
Made myself ill one Christmas drinking too many amaretto sours
I didn't take into account that all the citric acid would kind of react badly in my stomach
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:27, Reply)
White Russian
Everytime
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:06, Reply)
Is Dennis
A serial killer?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
old news

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Yes, but...
The evidence!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:14, Reply)
They're lovely, like drinking alcoholic Nesquik
but the ensuing hangover with a load of curdled sour milk sloshing about in your guts turns me away from them
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
4 is enough
Then move onto neat
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:13, Reply)
neat milk?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:16, Reply)
All milk is neat
And rad.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:19, Reply)
and BRILLIAAAAAANT!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
^ never played for Accrington Stanley

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:32, Reply)
HEWER DEY?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:38, Reply)
i started drinking these because of the big lebowski
but kept drinking them because they're delicious
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
And the fact it makes you look cool
Well cool.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)
I once drank four pints of the stuff (pitchers).
I had to go for a lie down, it felt like I'd swallowed a wrecking ball.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:21, Reply)
For a few hours whilst it curdled inside you
You were more cheese than man.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:25, Reply)
And yet he isn't bed bound
Lazy bloody women
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
The people who like white russians were utter brats as infants
and their parents needed to lace their evening bottles to make them shut the hell up for ten mintues
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:21, Reply)
# funsponge

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:34, Reply)
hey, I'm happy you enjoy them
just remember that you're effectively drinking glass after glass of your parents' tears.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:39, Reply)
ACKSHUALLY
I'm told that I was such a lazy little shit when I wasn't sleeping, I tended to organise my toys in an arm-length arc and sit there all day.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
My parents put their foot down and told me I was no longer getting pushed around in my pram when I was about 5.
I'd been getting away with clambering into it and strapping myself into it for a far too long apparently.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:33, Reply)

ed
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:38, Reply)
No, see what you've done here is confused 'working in an office' with 'playing with toys'.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:41, Reply)
Thanks Dr Benny Spock

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:45, Reply)
prawn

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
^ 80's fan

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
70's more like

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:14, Reply)
You wern't there man
You didn't see it...
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:20, Reply)
+ny

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:21, Reply)
Used to waste lots of money in the Long Island Iced Tea bar, near Covent Garden (just opposite Stringfellows, of memory serves).
After my other half's flatmate got a job at Old Orleans, we switched to drinking there, as she'd mix proper drinks for us, not the half measures that she was supposed to.
Think I spent one new year's there, supping Black Russians. I normally go for a whiskey sour, Long Island Iced Tea, or a tequila sunrise, although I'm quite partial to a mojito, and I can mix a fair Slow Comfortable Screw Against The Wall With A Kiss, and my Sex On The Beach was well received by my wife's friends, too.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
I used to go there, think it got shut down

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:20, Reply)
A look at a map shows it's now Verve, whatever that is.
Me and her used to get absolutely slaughtered in there.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:30, Reply)
The bouncers could be proper cunts

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:33, Reply)
West End for you
I ran a club night on Greek Street and my DJs would occasionally get slung out
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:40, Reply)
I only ever went during the day, and left before the evening, so there was never any trouble.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:40, Reply)
I made some smashing champagne cocktails for a friend's wedding a few years ago
they were probably the best cocktail
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:11, Reply)
Coooeee boys!!!!
Well...
I like a good Mojito (blueberry if they go to that), an espresso martini or a raspberry collins, generally.
Im prone to going through a menu though.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)

a u
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:14, Reply)
bit obvious m8

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)

a u
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7970621
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)
Yeah.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:16, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/1013661
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
Teh mindpiss ftw!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:44, Reply)

all your favourite drinks in the same glass, sweet woman
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)
Negroni, all other cocktails are for for gays and blobbing birds

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:34, Reply)

Negr MyLittleP
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:40, Reply)
Few things are quite so manly as Campari.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:41, Reply)
Clue's in the name eh

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:52, Reply)
i used to know a guy called ari
completely missed opportunity there
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:58, Reply)
actually, i'm going to his wedding in october. that'll be perfect

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 15:37, Reply)
Pint of mince?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:36, Reply)
salty dog

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:58, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=SyhXrQEKPaY
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 15:07, Reply)
shitty shit finger bang over ice

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:23, Reply)
How's that one made?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:32, Reply)
ask your nan

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:33, Reply)
She's dead m8
must have been a hell of a drink
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:40, Reply)
I thought the barman looked a bit like Harold Shipman.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 16:42, Reply)
Totally pushing that prick down the board
I'm going to London. Where are you going?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:50, Reply)
somewhere near brighton

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
Be more specific, your bumholiness

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:52, Reply)
Haywards Heath

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
Commuter town

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
I've never been there

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:13, Reply)
GAYWADS Hearth, more like!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
GOOD ONE M8!!!!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:59, Reply)
FP THIS NOW!!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:49, Reply)

Hay Ed
s
+'s private club for child molesters
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:57, Reply)
A place called Deertown for a wedding
It's going to be a proper Polish peasant party
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:52, Reply)
Oh deer

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
you think that's bad?
the stag party was unherd of
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
D'oe!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
Haha something about a stag do!!!
I can't be arsed, still too upset about splitting my sneakers
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:57, Reply)
Time to start buying them in adult sizes?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:59, Reply)
But they're tax free in infant sizes

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
To get fucking smashed up payday-style

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)

payd g
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
+angnam

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:02, Reply)
I'm on call for the next fortnight.
:(
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:33, Reply)
up the juicer

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:02, Reply)

i.imgur.com/iAMEFCq.png
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:05, Reply)
I'd buy that

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:11, Reply)
+ for a dollar!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
For lunch, then a curry later, followed by copious amounts of beer

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:12, Reply)
France

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:13, Reply)
Mind your neck

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:33, Reply)
my sympathies

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:34, Reply)
Aberporth
Leaving London in about half an hour, think I'll go via the Cotswolds, on through the Brecon Beacons and across to the coast. Give the motorbike a bit of an Italian tune-up.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:14, Reply)
Not London

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:19, Reply)
Nowhere, this week.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:20, Reply)
Top of 8NB

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:21, Reply)
Following on from Grrry's talk of coffee ladies. I once had an Irish customer on the phone who mid-sentence bellowed 'OH FUCK! SHIT. I've just missed the confectionery trolley. Can I just put you on hold? OnsecondthoughtsI'llcallyouback'
*click*
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:36, Reply)
I just ate an entire pack of fruit pastilles in ten minutes
and now i feel sick
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:55, Reply)
Now I want fruit pastilles

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
Reckon I could eke out a single Fruit Pastille for 10 minutes.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:25, Reply)
Do they still make Wine Gums? Not seen 'em in years.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
Yes

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:31, Reply)
That's good. Do you still get market stalls where you can buy things like big bags of just blue smarties and that?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:32, Reply)
Dunno

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:33, Reply)
I did see popcorn tic-tacs for sale the other day, blew my mind

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:35, Reply)
God my kid will go mad for those

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:50, Reply)

www.ferrero.co.uk/news/TIC-TAC-LAUNCHES-A-NEW-LIMITED-EDITION-FLAVOUR
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)
finally caught one
named in your honour
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:54, Reply)
They're everywhere in Manchester
I'm up to about 180 Magikarp candies, just keep catching 'em and shipping them off for candies
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:56, Reply)
Haha cool

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)
yeah
my Junk Food Stash contained a 4-pack of double deckers, a 3-pack of Pastilles and 2 multipacks of wine gums.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:34, Reply)
Are wine gums ever sold singularly?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:36, Reply)
Yes

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:40, Reply)
why are you such an authority on confectionary?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:43, Reply)
My dad was Bertie Bassett

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:46, Reply)
yeah, we all know your mum got up to allsorts

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:48, Reply)

...chuckle
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)
he buys them in bulk at the cash and carry
then sells them individually at a loss outside schools to put the local paki shop out of business, because he's a racist.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:47, Reply)
Well there's no point in anybody watching me on dragons den now is there you ruiner

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:48, Reply)

youtu.be/-HkGxmYCyjI
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:46, Reply)
I read an article about a woman who managed to irreparably damage herself by eating too much cheese.
www.mirror.co.uk/news/real-life-stories/woman-left-bedbound-barely-able-8510525
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
a woman overdosed on liquorice and died

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:37, Reply)
Bet she got a good run for her money, though.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:38, Reply)

a good the
for her money s
h o
ugh
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:40, Reply)
It's not so funny when you take time to explain the joke.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
well I didn't know the joke was there
I've eaten loads of liquorice and never mcbeefed once.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
It's a very old joke. I heard it on The Goon Show.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:49, Reply)
I once eat so much angel delight I was sick. Where's my article?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
Fruit Gums or GTFO

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:34, Reply)
Fruit Gums are rubbish.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:38, Reply)
now steady on

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:40, Reply)
You know I'm right.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:47, Reply)
Whoa, whoa, that's a bit much mm
I don't come stomping in here enforcing my sweet fascism on you
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:51, Reply)
Of course you don't - oppressing inferior sweet choices is my schtick.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)
work, like a fucking mug

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)

like as
fucking m Toby j
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:24, Reply)
Shit.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)
The thread is dead, long live the new thread
Is it tea and biscuits time? Where was the last place you worked which had a tea lady? Do they still exist? Is this enough random questions? Or too many?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:43, Reply)
never
the closest i've got is manning phones for comic relief one night. there was a tea trolley that also featured pizza and fanta alongside the more traditional tea and biscuits
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:47, Reply)
Used to have a lady come round who sold stamps in our office
She was so lovely she got a facebook appreciation page.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:53, Reply)
Fanta is the nectar of the Gods, just sayin

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
Nazi Übersoda.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:28, Reply)
It's my go to drink on a hangover

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
your final solution, then?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
I prefer strawberry Yazoo for a hangover.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:48, Reply)
and a large vodka

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
I used to get a large vodka and a bottle of J2O, then mix at the table.
Pointless, really.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
#infest

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
orange is the most boring flavour of soft drink
but fanta is probably the least rubbish
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
Anyone know if it's still the default mixer of choice in Spain?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
also, found the perfect headwear for mcbeef on his big day
i.imgur.com/Srg3JwQ.png
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:48, Reply)
*orders 2*

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
Thanks m8!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
no probs

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:44, Reply)
I already have my titfer sorted thanks
imgur.com/2MKeFGD
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:46, Reply)
that hat will give you some electrick head funk alright

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
We were Winchester's top psychedelic free form funk band m8

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
Top, and only.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
Disappointingly it's actually too small for me :(

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
lol fat head

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
My first office had a sandwich lady.
The tea lady was phased out prior to my arrival, which was a shame.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:48, Reply)
probably because she put the milk in first, monster munch-style

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:49, Reply)
This is very hurtful.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:25, Reply)
Did she get fired for repeatedly insisting that people have tea even when they didn't want any?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:28, Reply)
most of the pricks here make tea
some of them are lady's
I got fed up with the growth of our team and the number of stupid brews I had to remember so I don't fucking bother.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:50, Reply)
Don't do hot drinks at work
No principle, just tea and coffee are shite.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:55, Reply)
haha yeah

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:55, Reply)
awww, just when I was learning to like you.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:01, Reply)
you started a tea and coffee at work thread
just to yank the rug out from under us with this disturbing revelation?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:02, Reply)
Wildcard!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
We are in the presence
of a maverick.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)
we have a lady who makes the tea, but she is not a tea lady

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:54, Reply)
balfour kilpatrick

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:54, Reply)
why, what's patrick done?
oh hahahahaha
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:03, Reply)
we have a right laugh here

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:07, Reply)
lollerskates, etc

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:10, Reply)
just had a 388 hitmonchan appear in the office
threw it a berry and everything but the cunt ran away
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:25, Reply)
The little git, I dunno what to turn my eevee into

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:28, Reply)
Binbagfullofbrickseon
If you evolve it near a canal you get this ultra rare form, but you have to throw your phone in afterwards
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
I have all three and Jolteon is the most useful so far

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
blimey, i don't get to catch that many

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:50, Reply)
I've evolved 4 so far

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:01, Reply)
in terms of stats, internet scuttlebutt suggests vaporeon is the best

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
The boy has been bugging me to put Go on his tablet.
He doesn't have a sim, but a friend of ours swears she's caught loads of Pokémon without leaving her house - does this seem likely?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
Loads? Unlikely
Some, yes. I get about 3-4 a day in the house
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:01, Reply)
Will the game work if he can't take it out if WiFi range?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:04, Reply)
I tether my kids tablet to my phone
Their tablets don't have gps so it works but its a bit shit
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
Cheers, Peej.
Suppose I could tether his tablet to my phone, and he does have GPS, so it ought to work. Not sure I can be bothered, though. Wouldn't be so bad if it could cache the local area. Or I could put a data only sim in a spare phone, but this is starting to sound like quite a lot of effort for a silly game.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:19, Reply)
trying to play it with only the area local to your house would make the game frustrating and no fun at all, i'd say

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:25, Reply)
I'm much nicer in real life - I wouldn't follow him around, whispering "loser" in his ear.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:48, Reply)
I have to make my own coffee like some sort of tramp.
Sometimes I have to make some for other people. It's an outrage. I want a tea lady. Or, a tea non-gender determinative server, in case HR's watching.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:57, Reply)
During my internship in Finland
the coffee lady did a tour of the office floor, refilling all empty cups she saw without question. She'd do the next two floors, then return to the ground and repeat the process, non-stop, day in day out. I was on 14 cups of black coffee a day by the time I left.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:00, Reply)
were you an intern for the hydraulic press guy?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:04, Reply)
I wish :(
student journalist for Helsinki Sanomatalo. I still have a mechanical pencil with their name on.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:07, Reply)
Coffee is at 10, Colin normally makes it. Sometimes Gary. I rarely do.
There was a load of hot trolleys that used to go round the wards serving tea and coffee. Some were lady driven. One time I asked for a white tea and git black coffee. Oh how we laughed that day.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:07, Reply)
Proper LOL!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
Never... Are you a Victorian?
School canteens probably/
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:19, Reply)
Christ
Surrounded by young people
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:44, Reply)
i think it's just jay
or moohalaa 2.0 as he's informally known
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:48, Reply)
I dont get it

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:21, Reply)
the bit about you being the only young one?
or the bit about you being the new moohalaa?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 12:27, Reply)
When I first arrived here a rather tatty looking man used to pop in to the office about three times a day and ask me if I would like a drink
He looked a little like Worzel Gummidge but made a fine coffee and equally fine tea. After two years I discovered he was actually a senior developer who liked to skive off by walking round the campus offering to make people drinks.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 6:57, Reply)
Hey yeah Friday
Morning Grrrmon
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 7:25, Reply)
hello dere mon

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 7:26, Reply)
FRIDAY CUNT

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 7:49, Reply)
FULL OF DELICIOUS CREAMY CARAMEL

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 7:52, Reply)
WITH A NOUGAT AND BISCUIT CENTRE

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:52, Reply)
BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE! ... IF YOU ORDER NOW THEN ...

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:53, Reply)
Now then?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:55, Reply)
Go on...

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:55, Reply)
YOU WILL RECEIVE A DOSE OF MONDAY MORNING MOANING FOR ABSOLUTELY NO ADDITIONAL CHARGE
JUST DIAL 1-900-MY-PMS-TWAT
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:01, Reply)
Oh boy, nearly Monday!!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:07, Reply)
just got to make it through the weekend first!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:07, Reply)
Morning
I'm off to the shop, anyone want anything?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:08, Reply)
I just found
this for 350 quid
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:11, Reply)
Blimey

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:22, Reply)
auto box is shagged, it hasn't moved for 11 years, and it might need a whole new roof skin
It's got my juices flowing
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:24, Reply)
Turn it in to a mobile sex van

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:26, Reply)
how does mobile sex differ from normal sex?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:32, Reply)
it's priced per minute, but free for carriers of the same type

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:35, Reply)
Normal sex is consensual

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:20, Reply)
So, put an old mattress in the back?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:20, Reply)

is shagged, it hasn't moved for 11 years, and it might need a whole new roof skin
It's got my juices flowing

WAGE THEIR BATTLE
TO DESTROY
THE EVIL FORCES OF

THE DECEPTICONS
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:17, Reply)
lol vg

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:19, Reply)
ha!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:09, Reply)
Just be prepared to have cries of "Who ya gonna call?"
follow you everywhere you go...
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:29, Reply)
I have zero problem with that

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
I assumed your reason for buying it would be to set yourself up as a ghostbuster

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
nah, I just need something to take the kid to school in

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
Well, an Opel Corsa would be more logical
but I'd go with your choice every time.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
I'm a car enthusiast m8
I don't like the idea of having to drive an econobox or blandwagon. It would be like suggesting to a foodie that they just eat dry Ryvita for breakfast every single day, 'cos it gets the job done.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:44, Reply)
I quite like dry ryvita

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:47, Reply)
disgusting

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:51, Reply)
Liar liar pants on squire

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:05, Reply)
keepin' the dream alive, well done

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:14, Reply)
Played the long game with that one

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:21, Reply)
I like dry, buttered weetabix.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
I used to have that, with added jam.
I notice one of their serving suggestions is to have it dry, topped with cream cheese and smoked salmon. There's something very wrong with this.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
I agree
Your choice would be much more fun.

I just can't face getting attached to a car or motorbike. I prefer to know that if it explodes, get crashed or stolen I can just buy another one.

I was in a classic car club, that was great - someone else took care of all the maintenance and shit. Handing back the 1978 Ferrari GT/4 was sad but a big relief!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:55, Reply)
Cars are a device for getting people/stuff from one place to another.
That they sometimes look nice is a bonus, but it's way down my list of what's important when buying one.

That said, I would jump at the chance to replace my van with a hearse.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:07, Reply)
Tinkering, bodging, fixing. It's excellent fun.
Trick is not to rely on the one you're working on. 1 sensible car and a fun project.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:16, Reply)
If I had any aptitude for mechanics, I would undoubtedly support this position.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:18, Reply)
I don't think it's as hard as people think.
Following a haynes manual is a bit like the instructions on anything. Read it, think about it, gather the bits you need and off you go.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:38, Reply)
Yeah, I've pulled a fair few bits out of my car (mostly electronics) and it's not too taxing.
If I'd realised sooner, I'd probably be all over it by now, but, given that our household already has 4 cars, I've no idea where I'd keep another one.
Father-in-law had a DS21 sitting in a garage for years, did fuck all with it. Bit of a waste.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:42, Reply)
Gormo's weird car want of the week: Citroën DS
Or an SM
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:23, Reply)
We had a GS when I was a kid
I'd love one of those bonkers things. DS or SM would also be hooj fun!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:28, Reply)
effin hell, who doesn't want a hearse?!

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:54, Reply)
I want to know how he's going to get it up the stairs to his flat.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:56, Reply)
Lol
youtu.be/iUu2Ij-Ax3I
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
Double Decker plz thx x

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:50, Reply)
holiday-ee
celebray-eet
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:31, Reply)
I don't wish to dignify this comment with a response
but needs must
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:47, Reply)
it would be-ee
it would be so nice
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:54, Reply)
TRIVIA POST
The "Papa" in Madonna's 'Papa don't preach' video was the restaurant owner in Leon The Professional.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:05, Reply)
who was the papa in the wee papa girl rappers then?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:07, Reply)
papa roach

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
This you?
i.imgur.com/rp0TfJI.jpg
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
Isn't this from the last b3ta b4sh?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:13, Reply)
Guess which one is Beefy

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:17, Reply)
which one?
also, no
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:32, Reply)
The one that looks like you.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:33, Reply)
it is

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:49, Reply)
is it true he is Pat Roach's son?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:21, Reply)
PaRappa the Rapper?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:48, Reply)
alright MONO, how's life and ting?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 8:50, Reply)
alright
need a car still
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:34, Reply)
most people need them to be moving m8

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:35, Reply)
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:38, Reply)
morning
A shit one, but morning. Footwear drama, sad toimes.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:00, Reply)
Did your adidas leave a cryptic facebook message that your New Balance took offence at?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:02, Reply)
Your missus won't let you dress as RunDMC at your own wedding?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:11, Reply)
Things aren't THAT bad

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:29, Reply)
Your missus looks like Aerosmith?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:16, Reply)
I'd quite like to see a "Walk This Way" themed wedding.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:21, Reply)
Let's hope McBeef livestreams his wedding then

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:24, Reply)
Lady looks like a dude

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:21, Reply)
alright, you can do no10, oli is on his holidays

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:05, Reply)
cheers, i'll give it a go
just got pekka
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:28, Reply)

+chu
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:30, Reply)
Ahoy hoy
Let's kick this day in the dick
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:05, Reply)
this day's a girl m8

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:28, Reply)
^ Typical liberal bullshit

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:39, Reply)
Is twohats dead?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:06, Reply)
The mega poo grabbed him and sucked him round the u-bend
:(
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:07, Reply)
:(
4ever in are harts
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:12, Reply)
And blocking our drains
:(
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:12, Reply)
He's in Germany

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:31, Reply)
Wow, didn't know our sewers were connected with theirs

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:38, Reply)
Brexit to exit DeuchePoops
Let's flush ourselves out of the EU Bend Now!
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:50, Reply)
morning
I looked at the kids' laptop last night and found that my daughter's list of recently watched videos were mostly porn.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:09, Reply)
Lexi belle ?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:10, Reply)
I opened the lid an an excerpt from "my friends hot mom" started playing.
Didn't think to note who was in it, maybe I should have?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:13, Reply)
Well yes then you'll know what to get her for Christmas

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:20, Reply)
I should have got some of that "lolita" furniture before Woolies went bust.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:27, Reply)
what sort of stuff is she into?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:13, Reply)
^wispy paedo beard

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:16, Reply)
Is the correct reaction to give her a list of links to the good stuff?
Maybe I'm parenting wrong?
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:19, Reply)
no, I think this sort of thing needs to rely on self-discovery and being exposed to horrendous things by her friends that you would never have even considered

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:30, Reply)
maybe you could hide some grot in one of the bushes in the garden, if you want to influence her choices?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:31, Reply)
Me and the missus could do a demonstration.
That'll answer any questions she might have.
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:48, Reply)
if you used her mouse or trackpad
you've probably got your daughter's cuntjuice all over your fingers now
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:29, Reply)
Oh God

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:33, Reply)
Fucking hell

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:42, Reply)
Reminds me of the horrible old joke about the man buying contraceptives for his daughter:
Chemist - "sexually active is she?"
Customer - "no, she's like her mother, just lays there and takes it."
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:46, Reply)
jesus christ

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:15, Reply)
Few things funnier than a man sexually abusing his daughter, I'm sure we'd all agree.

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:25, Reply)
here, here

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:31, Reply)

risky click
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:04, Reply)
*notes possible facial hair style*

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:47, Reply)
again?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:15, Reply)
it has a crushing inevitability about it

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 9:29, Reply)
i'm bored now, is it afternoon yet?

(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 10:37, Reply)
alright.
what's new?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 19:49, Reply)
I thought you'd rotted away

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 20:04, Reply)
That would take years

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:43, Reply)
How do you know it's not shambles?
Eh? EH?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 22:18, Reply)
There is no body on earth who would pretend

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 22:58, Reply)
I got fat , lost my job and my partner due to mental health issues and pretended I had cancer. I filled in for you, your r welcome

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:20, Reply)
That's all fair enough but pretending your son died too was a bit low.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:31, Reply)
Never mind all that stuff about prostitutes and dead dogs.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:31, Reply)
and tomatoes

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:35, Reply)
Hi shambo, again

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:28, Reply)
Labour
lol jk
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:31, Reply)
That depends, how long were you in the mental hospital for this time?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 21:51, Reply)
the bus driver has no change - the world is your lobster

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 22:43, Reply)
mistranslated ^ use the card of the oyster

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 22:49, Reply)
My hovercraft is full of dobbers

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:09, Reply)
^ well jel
lied eels
(, Fri 29 Jul 2016, 0:02, Reply)
*crosses fingers that this is actually the return of a familiar face, and not just someone hacking dormant accounts*

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 23:21, Reply)
You stupid bunch of fanny's

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:23, Reply)
Fannies?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:34, Reply)
Fannays?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:40, Reply)
poontang

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
pums

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:02, Reply)
Subjugate the bush.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:18, Reply)
oh god no please not with the apostrophe stuff

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:42, Reply)
Its ea'sy if you know what it i's your'e doing

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:43, Reply)
your no't safe around them, youre' going to have someones eye ou't

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:49, Reply)
Tee hee

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:08, Reply)
big fat black fanny

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:43, Reply)
bag of dick's

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:44, Reply)
this quiz might be a bit area specific, i only got 75% and i live here
www.newsshopper.co.uk/news/14649120.QUIZ__Can_you_beat_the_SE_London_matching_game_/
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:47, Reply)
hairy axe wound

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
Brian May hitting himself in the head with his guitar.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:47, Reply)
punched lasagna

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
I get the impression you don't like fannies

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:53, Reply)
Yawning donkey

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:02, Reply)
How many nicknames does your nan have?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:13, Reply)
Albert was a fine actor
I am proud to be associated with him
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:57, Reply)
^ pulled out the jammy, and killed the punani

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:12, Reply)
bitches be trippin'

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:55, Reply)
High heels are never a good idea.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 18:19, Reply)
They make my arse perky tho

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 18:32, Reply)
Big fat stinking oysters dribbling with pus

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 20:05, Reply)
Bargain basement refurbished thread.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
still not bought a car
turns out second hand cars are piles of shit, who knew?!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
I got mine after it'd been out on the Motability scheme.
Bit more money, but they tend to have been looked after quite well.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
Just a few lick marks
on the driver's window
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
Mine came with a pungent whiff of nan, instead of that new car smell.
There's plenty here would pay good money for that.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:13, Reply)
you can get the same effect by dousing a dead trout in pickling vinegar
and leaving it on the dashboard on a hot day
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:22, Reply)
Back in primary school, I lost a garlic naan under the assorted rubbish inside my desk.
Stank for the whole year, as I couldn't be bothered to clear it out.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:35, Reply)
Once found an old sandwich clearing out my locker in high school. I chucked it at a wall and it let out a satisfying plume of green spores.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
I spent a few weeks photocopying in an otherwise disused area of the office,
and so got to watch an almost full bottle of milk, that the builders had left behind, slowly transform into something amazing.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:50, Reply)
in very many ways this is like watching the labour party at the moment

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:40, Reply)
oh snap!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:48, Reply)
Instead of 2 indistinguishable centre-right parties why don't we have one big party ran by an effiable xenophobe who doesn't mind foreigners as long as they work, doesn't mind gays as long as their son isn't one and promises not to sell all of the NHS.
We could call it The Beige Party.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:50, Reply)
Someone left a calipo on my dash in summer, I couldn't be arsed to move it. A few days later I had ants coming out the air vents.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:48, Reply)
This is a lovely thread we've got going.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:53, Reply)
I put a wokful of curry in a broken fridge and went away for a week.
My resourceful housemate got sick of the smell so simply 'sealed it in' by filling the wok with water.

Upon arriving back from my holiday both the resultant green slime and the contents of my stomach went down the bog.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
o/

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:22, Reply)
It's been overpowered by the Jelly Belly air freshener that I somewhat regret buying.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:39, Reply)
So what does Harold Bishop smell like?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:49, Reply)
biscuits

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:11, Reply)
trombone spit

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:17, Reply)
warm tarmac

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:19, Reply)
Jumper love

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:22, Reply)
+i think i want to know ya
jumper love
girl i need to show ya
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:53, Reply)
Is this a young persons song?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:55, Reply)
It's roughly as old as me.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
Thanks for that

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:04, Reply)
(the answer is no)

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:05, Reply)
All of this is very enlightening
I'm amazed I didn't guess it the first time round with this extra information
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:07, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OZCiLAqMQZY
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:15, Reply)
Blimey
I'm guessing this is from Purple Rain right? Should watch that.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:22, Reply)
:D
www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTJeT2i9QU
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:47, Reply)
mainly posting this in the hopeful expectation of upsetting grrmachine, tbh

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:50, Reply)
a stock cupboard at the end of a summer afternoon, it's been used to store paper and card for the last five years, today it's being emptied,
dust rises in weary clouds from the shelves as the contents are carried out, the floor is worn and dry parquet, an odour of stillness and desiccation drifts upwards and flows into the corridor
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:28, Reply)
Go North

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 17:09, Reply)
Bishop Desmond Tutu

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:29, Reply)
I've got a mate called Des.
He's in my phone as 'dezzy twoshoes'.

#thatsinterestinggormo
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:04, Reply)
This is not what those jolly men at Top Gear
would have me believe. I am shocked.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:12, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:14, Reply)
Old cars definitely hold their value more these days
I don't trust used cars from the 3-10 year old age range, and I'm certainly not paying 10k for one, fuck's sake
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:21, Reply)
11 year old Disco - £10,000
25 year old Defender - £10,000

at least you expect the Defender to be beaten up!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:31, Reply)
Nah, you want to buy one that's had as many previous owners as possible, that proves it's reliable.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:30, Reply)
That's how I select my women

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:36, Reply)
I like my women like I like my cars, clapped out and bought from a stranger over the internet.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:13, Reply)

clapped out and bought from a stranger over the internet.

up on blocks
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:23, Reply)
I bought a new one last Friday.
One of those "approved used" ones.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:31, Reply)
Looks shabby , I'll pass

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:20, Reply)
I'll give you 20p for it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:29, Reply)
It's got brown stains on it and it smells funny :(

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:32, Reply)
Yes, but enough about your finger.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:38, Reply)
big black willies

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:42, Reply)

\o/
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 18:53, Reply)
Bacon Cheeseburger was amazing
*BURP*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:43, Reply)
You were the cheese to their beef?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:45, Reply)
Sometimes it is just nice to be wanted, yknow?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:47, Reply)
I've only ever been the pickle.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:52, Reply)
BarGAY WASTEment reRUBBISHED Thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:04, Reply)
Gay waste is good as any other waste you homophobic prick

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:08, Reply)

Sorrow is renewed
when the mind (mod) surveys
the memory of kinsmen;
He greets them joyfully,
eagerly scans
the companions of men;
they always swim away.
The spirits of seafarers
never bring back there much
in the way of known speech.
Care is renewed
for the one who must send
very often
over the binding of the waves
a weary heart.

Sorg biš geniwad
žonne maga gemynd
mod geondhweorfeš;
greteš gliwstafum,
georne geondsceawaš
secga geseldan;
swimmaš oft on weg
fleotendra ferš
no žęr fela bringeš
cušra cwidegiedda.
Cearo biš geniwad
žam že sendan sceal
swiže geneahhe
ofer wažema gebind
werigne sefan.


(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:11, Reply)
ISN'T that great

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:12, Reply)
I can't read half of it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:27, Reply)
the first half is the same as the second half except where the brackets helpfully point you to the word in the second half (mod)

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:30, Reply)
I don't like the second half.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:35, Reply)
it's OK not to like it, windy

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:38, Reply)

?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)

I had to google that, have a fox
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:14, Reply)
it was an extremely obscure reference to be fair. i was just taking a punt that you might like homestar runner
i.imgur.com/cdIPhBF.gif
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
ok
www.homestarrunner.com/vcr_marzy.html
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:42, Reply)
Old Timey Strong Sad! :D

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 16:49, Reply)
new thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:53, Reply)
Go on...

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
alright mrs doyle

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
You can make your own fucking tea.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
i bet you put the milk in first

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
What, with the bag still in the cup?
Get bent.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
"sugar, milk, teabag, water" - the monster munch way

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:08, Reply)
Are you trying to give me an aneurysm?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:10, Reply)
There's a bit in The Buddah of Suburbia (I think),
that describes tea being made by boiling teabags, milk, water, sugar and cardamom, all together in a pan. Rather upsetting.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:13, Reply)
Our urn at work isn't hot enough so I put the bag in the ~90 degree water and shove it in the microwave for 30 seconds.
Works well.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:25, Reply)
This is why I never drink tea at work.
Urns are fine for coffee, though

We do have a kettle, but I can't be bothered to descale it.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:37, Reply)
Go soak your head

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:43, Reply)
My hair could do with a wash, I suppose.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
you should wash it, then shave it off, nail it to a frisbee and fling it over a rainbow

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:50, Reply)
Ha ha!
The Big Lockout is my favourite half hour of telly.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:53, Reply)
the beer I had last night made my shit the smelliest I ever remember it being

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
how do you know it was the beer?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:13, Reply)
It was shit-flavoured beer.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Looks used , or is it nos

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
batteries in my USB backup unit died quickly, bet their used repacked Chinese jobbies
bunch of cunts
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:00, Reply)
I'm not the complaints department, soz

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
you are customer service though, that's why you get all the gazzes

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:08, Reply)
Dunno if I'm still on strike or not

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:11, Reply)
have your demands been met?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:15, Reply)
i can't remember what they were :(

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:19, Reply)
dental plan, probably

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:35, Reply)
it's 'used - as new' if i'm honest

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:02, Reply)
Or, is this all a clever ruse, before you relaunch Original Thread?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
And I will cause them to eat the flesh of their sons
and the flesh of their daughters, and they shall eat every one the flesh of his friend in the siege and straitness, wherewith their enemies, and they that seek their lives, shall straiten them. - Jeremiah 19:9
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
I'll straiten you in a minute.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:57, Reply)
Do not cut your bodies for the dead or put tattoo marks on yourselves.
I am the LORD. - Leviticus 19:28
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:57, Reply)
God hates it when people mess with his stuff.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
Yeah, the fucking GAYlord

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:00, Reply)
m8, no-one takes Leviticus seriously, he was a knobber

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
Big, bad and heavy Any sound test me tonight Dem ah go bury
Is the only Leviticus you ever need.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:26, Reply)
Pokémon is fucked for me
It's like being in the sea, just blue everywhere. I think gps is wanked
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
b&

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
Not again

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
PANIC OVER GUYS

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
i bet that's not the only thing you do over guys

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
Here, save yourself some time and effort:
github.com/NecronomiconCoding/NecroBot
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:59, Reply)
i'll save the time and effort by not bothering to copy/paste the link

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
Worked in preview.
Naļve of me to assume b3ta had been fixed.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
I'm sure they'll get round to it soon

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:15, Reply)
There's a lot to get through on the Bugs & Feature Requests thread.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:16, Reply)
Perhaps they shouldn't have banned me from that bit of the forum

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:46, Reply)
I've submitted a request to have your ban lifted.
I'm sure it'll be dealt with before the day is out.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:51, Reply)
Still banned

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:00, Reply)
Have you tried turning it off and on again?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:01, Reply)
Can't risk it
What if he turns it off and it never comes back?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:04, Reply)
the servers are unstable at the moment

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
why the fuck are YOU playing it?
the others, sure, but I still have a scrap of respect for Richio McBeefus
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:02, Reply)
aw, are you upset at the people having fun too?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:04, Reply)
I just don't want to lumped in with those doofii when I'm out geocaching

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
i'm sure your flask of weak lemon drink will set you apart, si

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
Kevin Eldon is great.
Have you heard those "lost" Hancocks that Radio 4 have been doing?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:09, Reply)
nerp

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:51, Reply)
Worth a listen.
Simon Greenall can't do a convincing Sid James, though.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:55, Reply)
'clickin 'dis

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:27, Reply)
It's making me exercise more, which I need

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:13, Reply)
Wii Sports not cutting it, eh?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
no point now, all been caught
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-hampshire-36912572
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:25, Reply)
For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son,
that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. - John 3:16
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
We all prefer Austin 3:16.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:00, Reply)
And lo, the Lord delivered upon us a frugal petrol engine for Montego, and the sales representatives rejoiced?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:04, Reply)
And the earth was without form and void,
and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters. - Genesis 1:2
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:02, Reply)
i'm not sure millenia old fiction belongs in a 'new' thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
you can't put a use by date on our Lord

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
FALSE
i.imgur.com/xsYsEvk.png
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
Well looky whos got a new Bible
Forgetting thou shalt not brag loads.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
I can't wait to get home and stick my willy in it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
The power of Christ compels you?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
damn right

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:15, Reply)
5 Guys for lunch
Living the dream.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:14, Reply)
There's a homosexual slur in here, somewhere.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:16, Reply)

slur
here me
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:34, Reply)
Why am I put in mind of that scene in one of the Elm Street films,
where Freddy lifts his jumper and reveals the tortured faces of his victims on his torso?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:39, Reply)
i dunno, you're the hom(osexu/icid)al maniac

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:53, Reply)
I am?
Boy, have I got some catching up to do!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)
busy at the glory hole today then

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:21, Reply)
EXTRA SAUCE!!!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)
Poo thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:39, Reply)
jew thread

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:47, Reply)
new thread, poo thread, jew thread, stew thread
stop that pigeon, NOW!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)
it's looking pretty old now

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
Is mcbeef in any of these pictures:
www.vice.com/en_uk/read/war-and-peace-war-reenactment-tom-usher

What would you like to dress up as?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:43, Reply)
I once made a Pyramid Head costume for Halloween
The proper Pyramid Head from the games not the one from the film

Yeah I'm dead cool me
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:48, Reply)
well? are you gonna show us or what?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
willy or costume?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
Trufax or gake

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:15, Reply)
well i assume it's a 'willy-out' sort of costume
otherwise, what's the point?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:22, Reply)
that's true of most costumes

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:23, Reply)
Ah, the halcyon year of 2009
Found a photo, in hindsight I probably should have blacked up my arms, but considering everyone else was either a cat or a footballer I think I smashed the costume originality category
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:38, Reply)
nice arms

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
may I touch?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:40, Reply)
^ Totally gay for that anthropomorphic personification of James Sunderland's guilt and perversions ^

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
impressive
how heavy was the head?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:41, Reply)
pervert

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Not heavy at all, it's made from cardboard and spraypainted black
There were two holes cut into the front and covered with black gauze to see through, and the whole thing was attached to a basic helmet on the inside so it sat pretty comfortably.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:44, Reply)
pretty obvious that it was attached to a helmet m8

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:52, Reply)
Might not be m8
I might have a horribly misshapen head that abhorrent to all, but is perfect for pyramid shaped headwear. Can't go making assumptions like that in this tolerant hashtag ridden world

EDIT: Mind the piss
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:01, Reply)
Think he's calling u a bellend , hth

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
:(

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:40, Reply)
i just assumed mupps had an enormous triangular head

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:02, Reply)
office worker

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:48, Reply)
or Jeff Dunham

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:49, Reply)
INFIDEL!!!!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:07, Reply)

jeff lena
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:25, Reply)

Dunham Lovich
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:27, Reply)
yes I know she spells it differently

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:28, Reply)
i didn't know who the fuck you were on about, ma8

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:32, Reply)
likewise

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)
For a bloke that sarcastic about other people's hobbies
he looks like he's having a whale of a time, the massive fucking slaphead hypocrite
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:51, Reply)
A Go-Bot
So I can spend all day correcting anyone that calls me a Transformer
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:57, Reply)
but they do transform

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:58, Reply)
Look mate
I'm a Go-bot
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)
+tom

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:02, Reply)
You are such a Transformers fan
The WORST
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:13, Reply)
gobots are shit, man
give it up
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)
Typical Transformers fans attitude
You give a bad name to toy buyers.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:42, Reply)
Sexy nun

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)

u a
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:00, Reply)
Terri Schiavo

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:01, Reply)
that'd be so hot

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:02, Reply)
Judith Durham

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:02, Reply)
or Geoffrey Durham

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:03, Reply)
Or the Right Reverend Paul Butler

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:09, Reply)
he's a Right Reverend that Paul Butler

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:10, Reply)
does my fucking nut in

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
bartman

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:11, Reply)
go floreda!
24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6xzam6GQu1qkfwf2o1_500.jpg
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:14, Reply)
idaho?
no, u da ho
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:23, Reply)
Frogbeat

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:20, Reply)
Yeah but are you in any of those pictures though?
Kind of the main reason for this thread
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:06, Reply)
Maybe

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:13, Reply)
You're the Umbrella Corp. guy, aren't you?
Let's say you are, no one's going to prove otherwise.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:15, Reply)
Sure why not

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:18, Reply)
Nice costume, but I'll bet you sweated out buckets.
How many crisp, cool pilsners did you down when you got home?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:28, Reply)
25

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
^ bladder like a watermelon

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)

i.imgur.com/jBYifsm.gif
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
freddie king

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:26, Reply)
Rufus Thomas
www.wattstax.com/wattstax_images/ImageJPGs/RufusIsClean480.jpg
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:30, Reply)
Michael McIntyre

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:34, Reply)

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTUwMFgxNTAw/z/ngEAAOSwFqJWr4Lm/$_57.JPG/
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
just bought two
one for sex and one for Halloween
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:03, Reply)
one for you, one for your partner
then doggy-style in front of a mirror
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:11, Reply)
what about for sex halloween?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:12, Reply)
I refuse

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:15, Reply)
for religious reasons?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:20, Reply)
exactly

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:22, Reply)

http://www.b3ta.com/talk/7970070
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:05, Reply)

A Lego man
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:45, Reply)
maffers?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:46, Reply)
D:

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:04, Reply)

c[:)]
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
I seem to have neglected this thread, distracted as I was by some Visual Basic.
Exciting stuff.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:12, Reply)
I thought Visual Basic died?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:14, Reply)
SPOILER ALERT!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:15, Reply)
OMG! Then what have I been writing macros in?!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
Considering how fun the micro version was
I'm surprised they never made Macro Machines, where you drive enormous vehicles over oceans and mountains and between planets and shit.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:19, Reply)
Isn't that the plot to Star Trek?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
i guess the latter parts of katamari games are like that

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
What's your take on Terraria, manolith?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
i've not played it
it looks really ugly but apparently people love it
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
Just like your nan's fanny

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
OK. Mupps has taken your place as "the voice of youth" on this forum.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:31, Reply)

voice of youth hairy virgin nerd who will probably die alone
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
I've played quite a bit of it, it's pretty fun, especially with a few mates
It gets a lot of flack for being similar to Minecraft, but what isn't these days? I'd compare it more to something like Metroid with RPG elements.
The worlds are randomly created at the start and there's more of a focus on survival and combat than building pretty houses (although you can do both).
There's a lot of different areas, loads of items, and in general it's a pretty lengthy game with actual progression and bosses to fight as you explore. I got it when it first came out but since then they've added a couple of big updates with a load of mid to end game content.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:14, Reply)
Oh, there's an actual game with progression and bosses?
That's worth knowing. I assume combat progresses beyond clumsily swinging a sword and hoping? Squinting at the screen, last night, I had no idea what was going on. The kids seem to love it, though, so it was probably worth their money.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
Yeah, you learn pretty quickly that melee weapons are shit and get a bow and arrow
As you progress you upgrade to guns, rifles, laser cannons, rocket launchers, but there's all sorts of different weapon types, armour classes, accessories, etc.

It's a steep learning curve though, apart from an NPC that shows you what you can craft with certain ingredients the game doesn't tell you anything in regards to what to do or where to find certain things. There's a comprehensive wiki for it though
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:36, Reply)
Ah, yes, my boys discouraged me from talking to the friendly NPC!
Might have to give it a bash in single player, find out what the fuss is about. I'm pretty bored with Minecraft, now, lacking as I do, the patience to figure out what redstone is for.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:50, Reply)
Video game idea #216825641946
This meets this
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
shit, soz

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:16, Reply)
Ah, it's alright I kind of tuned out halfway through season 3
The books, as always, are much better than the show
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:18, Reply)
they are doing a spin off
Better Call .NET
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 11:24, Reply)
It's like a burdensome elderly relative that refuses to die.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
Just saw this on a friends Facebook feed
Bullshit is reaching maximum levels
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
HEAD ON SHOE!!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 12:17, Reply)
morning

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:04, Reply)
Oioi Grrry and beeter

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:23, Reply)
Big up the hotfuck masseeeeeeve

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:24, Reply)
*ibflibidibis all over the 1s and 2s*
Sorry everyone
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:44, Reply)


(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:57, Reply)
Hullo

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 7:57, Reply)
alright Richard
I have come round to your way of thinking regarding beer. I had some utterly rank ale last night.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:03, Reply)
Et tu, Grrrute?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:13, Reply)
I had a stout that was too sour
so I tried a porter instead, and that tasted of smoked pork. Not the right drink for a 28 degree day
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:17, Reply)
what's the difference between a stout and a porter? thought they were the same

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:26, Reply)
one's a dark beer made from roasted malt
the other's a bloke who carries your bags at a train station
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
It's a fairly subtle distinction, to be fair.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:11, Reply)
#blackbeersmatter

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:12, Reply)
Racist - they're red.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:15, Reply)
Porter's made from malted barley.
Stout from unmalted roasted barley.

Porter's the darkest form of beer using the same process that give you everything from lager to, well, porter.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:35, Reply)
Winter beer in the summer is a pretty silly mistake.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:17, Reply)
I find it hard to believe grrrry would make such a basic error then be eager to dismiss something as shit.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:20, Reply)
He's just trying to fit in with the popular kids.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:24, Reply)
<s>p</s> h

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:34, Reply)
Pohulist.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:36, Reply)
The problem with ale is some of the cunts thst drink it.
If I had a beer festival there'd be these weird paedo looking old men with a little notebook ticking off new beers and had little tasting notes and they'd stare at the girls on the bar just a little too long and if they got too close you suddenly felt uncomfortable.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:15, Reply)
that just sounds like a b3ta bash tbh

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:19, Reply)
Well, yeah, that too

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:22, Reply)
the last beer festival I attended round here was mostly attended by under 30s, had a roughly equal mix of male and female and no one appeared to be taking notes
I did stare at some of the girls though
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:35, Reply)
Yeah, but you live in Coventry where there is nothing for the young to do except drink away their despair.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
Why would there be girls at a beer festival?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:08, Reply)
Sadndals & sock fetishists
clearly.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 10:36, Reply)
The one round my way is run by camra so all those sorts are behind the bar volunteering.
The punters are like tangled describes.

It takes place in the stand of a football ground though, so it's like getting pissed in a massive air-raid shelter.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:19, Reply)
I think it's that there are some ales that are nice and some that are unpalatable and that the same is true for other drinks
I also think there may be an element of subjective preference involved in deciding which of these categories each drink falls into
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:34, Reply)
yeah but what's the best way to cook an egg

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
roll it in crisps first

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:38, Reply)
but what crisps

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
you wouldn't have heard of them, they're a quite obscure artisan make

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
oh i think i've got them on an original press from shut the fuck up records

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:44, Reply)
Do you crack it or just roll the egg in the crisps?
*takes notes*
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:43, Reply)
Just one?
If I can have three then an omelette, obviously
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
why can't you just have a small one you fat knacker

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:41, Reply)
What, a one egg omelette?
Isn't that flat scrambled egg or saink?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
look just have a fried egg alright

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:48, Reply)
over easy or sunny side up?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:51, Reply)
in a cup

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:56, Reply)
Cuppy egg! :D

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:58, Reply)
what size?
A to DD
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:04, Reply)
All this questioning is getting beyond a yolk now

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:08, Reply)
Righto

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:54, Reply)
why are you being so considered and reasonable? Have you forgotten where you are?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
I hope to contradict this position later in the day

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:39, Reply)
Good plan

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:41, Reply)
lying bastard

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:39, Reply)
I made the whole thing up

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)

I think it's that there are some ales that are nice and some that are unpalatable and that the same is true for other drinks
I also think there may be an element of subjective preference involved in deciding which of these categories each drink falls into


All people who do things different to me are cunts and I'm the only one who really knows how to do things right around here
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:41, Reply)
<s>all of that</s> gay spaz, etc etc

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:43, Reply)
This guy gets it

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:46, Reply)

^upset
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:46, Reply)
different from

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:51, Reply)
No way

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:02, Reply)
YES WAY DUDE!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:03, Reply)
[morning thread response]

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:13, Reply)
[zany reply]

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:17, Reply)
Booked my holiday Grrrmachine, I'm well excited.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:14, Reply)
nice one; where you off to?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:18, Reply)
Florence. Or as the locals say, Florence.
A little flat over looking the arno, that comes with a free bottle of wine on arrival.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:22, Reply)
Vauxhall Firenza was a competitor to the Capri
Firenza's what the locals call Florence, m8
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:26, Reply)
Florence. Or as the locals say, Florence.
I thought it was Firenze
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:29, Reply)
it is

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:35, Reply)
but how do the locals say that?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
Florence. We've covered this.

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:37, Reply)
stupratore

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:40, Reply)
that's what you say to get a waiter's attention

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:42, Reply)
Vaffanculo
I believe
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:13, Reply)
This is great.
When do we get to see Hermione toss off Mr Rusty?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:14, Reply)
NICOLE!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:17, Reply)
Papa?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:23, Reply)
oh hi

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:34, Reply)
well hellair

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:38, Reply)
hey there grrrmie boy

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:36, Reply)
is this said in a breathy accented way like that song by Air?

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:38, Reply)
it was more in the style of Judith Durham

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:53, Reply)
I thought for a minute you were talking about Jeff Dunham and his hilarious comedy puppets

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:55, Reply)
for a minute I was, but then I changed the subject

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:04, Reply)
oh

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:21, Reply)
I KEELYOU!!

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:09, Reply)
^overenthusiastic shipwright

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:12, Reply)
+HAUL
Arr!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:16, Reply)
oh man! It cracks me up every time!
what a legend!
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:21, Reply)
Ahoy hoy
How she blows?
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 8:56, Reply)
none of your business

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:02, Reply)
Tsk, it is nautical Thursday
Am I the only one that checks the rota, honestly
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:09, Reply)
marnin'

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:07, Reply)
marno mano

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:11, Reply)
orlroight manolithe

(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 9:24, Reply)
Hi cunt's

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:17, Reply)
Hi Richard Mcbeef off the Internet

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:20, Reply)
Ph1lz0rz

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:22, Reply)
o/

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 20:09, Reply)
This is the punchline to the joke "what's the worst thing about fucking a stilt-walker?"

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:22, Reply)
Vg

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:22, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAA

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Bit thirsty, time to get a refreshing beverage from a public house

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:31, Reply)
standard

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:34, Reply)
I do love a pint, I'm like some kind of chocoholic but for pints

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:37, Reply)
^ addicted to pintohol

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
As I have received payment for my service over the past 1/12th of the year
I may partake in a pint of refreshing beverage also
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:49, Reply)
Friday for me
Might get some treat sneakers
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:51, Reply)
Tomorrow for me. #paydaychat

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)
Got to be good this month, every beer I don't get here is another beer I can have abroad
But still, payday and all that, treat meself
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:53, Reply)
I'm on call for the next fortnight.
Also, I've got loads of homebrew.

It tastes alright but I think I bottled it too early, you need to leave it in the fridge a while and open it over the sink.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
Any sneaks?
I'm thinking mid blue gazelles or sky blue stripe superstars
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:54, Reply)
Nah.
Need to book the acts I'm going to see in edinburgh in a few weeks and maybe a trip to Berlin or something in Sep.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
Do they still make British knights ?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:59, Reply)
They started making them again a year or so back
'Member Travel Fox? I never liked 'em.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:02, Reply)
I do remember them , looks like sports direct bought them

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:06, Reply)
At one point every cunt round my way had them
Champion did hi tops that people went nuts for too, they were shit also
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:08, Reply)
I was skating a lot so I had air walk evolutions or saink , bit heavy to rave in I must admit

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:22, Reply)
I was in puma states or gazelles pretty much the whole rave era

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:26, Reply)
Someone told me that SD often buy grey imports destined for the eastern bloc that are lower quality.
Which would explain why the Adidas I bought from there fell to bits a lot quicker than similar Adidas I've bought from other shoe shops.

Still find it odd that brands would put their name to shit products.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:09, Reply)
They all do it, buy a lacoste t shirt from bond street costs more lasts forever, buy one from a SD, cheap shit

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:14, Reply)
If I wanted cheap shit, I'd have bought a counterfeit.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:43, Reply)
As a brand I can't see the logic

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:48, Reply)
Me neither

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:51, Reply)
Probably like 'r5' dvd's.
Might as well flood the market with your own low-quality versions before the pirates get there.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:01, Reply)
It appears they now do again, blimey

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:03, Reply)
I do like the deep red gazelles

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:45, Reply)
Oh me too, confirmed booze-aholic, lol!!!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:25, Reply)
Oh wow haha!
Get this guy here a drink!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:28, Reply)
Uh-oh guys! Here comes trouble!!!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:30, Reply)
yo

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:31, Reply)
Wind

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:34, Reply)
How's it going?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:35, Reply)
Not bad ta
U?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:38, Reply)
Tired. So much to do at the moment and I can't seem to fit it all in.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:49, Reply)
That's funny
your nan said the same thing
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:50, Reply)
That'll be due to your anal prolapse or whatever, mate.
Get yourself down the hospital
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:56, Reply)
yeah

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:35, Reply)
I bought a record off a German last week whose Discogs handle was 'truesoulie'

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:39, Reply)
ask a mod to delete his account

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:49, Reply)
Done

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:02, Reply)
Beefy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:44, Reply)

*GUFFS*
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:45, Reply)
Chuts

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
What is your wrestling finisher, beefman?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:48, Reply)
I don't what one of those is I'm afraid
I may have overstated my wrestling career a little bit, to tell the truth
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:52, Reply)
It's so obviously a 'Cleveland steamer'.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:55, Reply)
One more thing for me to get upset about.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:07, Reply)
you'll get a 30 day suspension under the wellness policy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:18, Reply)
Needlessly making verbs into nouns, irks me also.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
Perhaps you should practice some 'mindfulness' then it'd irk you less.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:42, Reply)
Might trepan myself.
Let my third eye absorb some positive chakras, or something.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:06, Reply)
In order to excise the crusty vibe surrounding meditation they pulled a priggish term from the 'management bollocks' arena.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 19:21, Reply)
I don't think I've ever seen the word "priggish" used outside of an Enid Blyton book.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 19:26, Reply)
It's a perfectly cromulent word. Try it next time some wrister tells you they've been to the gym in a way that makes it sound spiritually enlightening.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 19:45, Reply)
I remember installing a new soundcard on my old 486 - that irq'd me!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:15, Reply)


(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:37, Reply)
This picture sums up how I feel about your post.
pbs.twimg.com/media/CnawzuAXYAEGaeX.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:56, Reply)
Ha

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:13, Reply)
:(

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:17, Reply)
take it up with vince then

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:05, Reply)
lies. on the internet.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:19, Reply)
I'm sorry, I've let everyone down here

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:22, Reply)
I'm very confused.
This seems to indicate that this cunt owns something, but no further information is forthcoming.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:57, Reply)
In the words of The Fonz
"Eyyyyyy, sit on it"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:59, Reply)
He never said that!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:00, Reply)
Yes he did
Look
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:03, Reply)
Well that's me telt

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:06, Reply)
It was his second most popular catchprase
After "Cunt you, dickwad!"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:10, Reply)
Now that one I do remember

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
alright rich

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:17, Reply)
Lanolin

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
can't pull the wool over your eyes!!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:04, Reply)
Beefy.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:28, Reply)
Hullo Tea

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:31, Reply)
Beefy
Beefy
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:35, Reply)
That's me!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:37, Reply)
Excellent MC skillz
Considering you were well of your nut.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:39, Reply)
Taz is better.
Although the best part on there is the comments where yanks struggle with the meaning of 'gurning his tits off'.

And this comment - "The lad should be took outback and shot like a dog"
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:44, Reply)
Ah yes, 7 months on remand and they can't keep him down
A true gem of Watford.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:47, Reply)
I remember these videos for when they were getting shopped and sampled on a dnb forum circa 2005. GOOD TOIMES.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:49, Reply)
Remember them too, just thought I would do a search for the classic Beefy video
Cos it is a classic.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:50, Reply)
I was never big into dibbidibbidbibbi Mc'ing or the wobbly dnb that went with it but I quite like the sheer ostentatious of mc conventions.
I mean, here's a concept rave based on silence of the lambs:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDrM6wDgw08
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:57, Reply)
Also, a mid-rave shoalin monk display.
youtu.be/fSQiXteuGRo?t=43m4s
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 16:59, Reply)
You watched People Just Do Nothing? I think you'd get that
It is about 20 years too late with the culture it is spoofing, but it reminds me of dear old West Lahndan.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:10, Reply)
I've not but I know a lot of people who have been raving about it.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:11, Reply)
I tried it but it was not for me
Much like West London
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:16, Reply)
^ not a posho

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:18, Reply)
East london might be tower blocks but they've all got organic rolled oats and kale in their kitchens these days.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:22, Reply)
I'm from Winchester, dear boy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:26, Reply)
Like bringing a teaspoon to a knife fight
No sale.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:01, Reply)
Have a
Taste
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:17, Reply)
Those people still exist

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 17:23, Reply)
Bad news I'm afraid lads, 10% price increase on rollies incoming next month

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 18:08, Reply)
I went to see the Doctor because I was worried I had Munchausen Syndrome
He sent me away saying I only had Munchausen Syndrome
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:24, Reply)
always wipe until nothing remains

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:26, Reply)
I'm only able to move in really jerky motions
damn Harryhausen Syndrome :(
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:26, Reply)
I want to rout out my guitar
so I can put a pickup in the middle, replace the two humbuckers with single coild and make it strat-like.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:28, Reply)
my guitar's probably due it's yearly dusting off
I expect the neck's all warped now
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:37, Reply)
Well do it then, its a piece of piss

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
I've never used a router
is there any chance of causing damage, inadvertently? I'm wanting to turn my Musicman into a S-S-S instead of a H-H
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
Of course there is. practice several times on random slabs of wood, oh and make a jig

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:45, Reply)
Will riverdancing help?
I'd have thought dancing while in charge of power tools would be dangerous, but if you say so...
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:27, Reply)
Hang on, does your musicman have a pick guard? Mine doesn't so S S S isn't an option.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:47, Reply)
Yup, it's a Sub1
so very basic with H-H and a scratchplate. I've got access to a workshop and tools and a set of TexMex single coils to fit in it.

I've bodged it by taking out the two humbuckers and shoving in the single coils, got a nice tele thing going on, but really want the out-of-phase sounds from 3 single coils.
(, Thu 28 Jul 2016, 13:29, Reply)
just picked up one of these bastards for £45
amzn.to/2apXtLv

basically new, sounds brilliant
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:50, Reply)
just buy a strat

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:15, Reply)
I chucked four guitars away last Weds

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:06, Reply)
^ murdered an entire mariachi band after a disappointing Mexican meal

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:08, Reply)
That is actually true

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:09, Reply)
I have a Takamine I haven't touched in ten years.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:11, Reply)

k m
mine gotchi
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:14, Reply)
probably because you didn't come to /talk
so that we could fap on to your 14 candles yesterday
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:28, Reply)
oh yeah, hadnt noticed
i invented B3ta though
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:32, Reply)
Was there even internet
14 candles ago?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:33, Reply)
in those days it was called
Wild West World after the internet inventor Sir Timothy Rice's favourite theme park, hence why addresses now start www.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:39, Reply)
nono that's not right, it was because he thought it would be great to make it look like a friendly caterpillar, originally it looked like this but it was deemed too long WWWWWWWWW(8<

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:48, Reply)
MMM(8< works better

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:57, Reply)

morld mide meb, for floribund mebsites
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:58, Reply)
Like m3ta, macebook, and moutube?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:09, Reply)
Noob

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:24, Reply)
I worked with the fella in this story for a few years, he was completely fooled too and they were his kids
www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mum-forced-children-lie-doctors-8446844
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:30, Reply)
Wow

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:34, Reply)
He used to take holiday while they were in hospital, was always skint because she was milking his money, I still speak to him, the kids are in care now

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:37, Reply)
after converting to a new religion I have unfortunately started running through fields assaulting livestock
that's right, I've developed punchcowzen syndrome
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:40, Reply)


(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:41, Reply)
^ jealous

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:45, Reply)
mate, you've got a serious case of Bob Monkhousen Syndrome

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:48, Reply)

cdn.images.express.co.uk/img/dynamic/130/590x/secondary/Bob-Monkhouse-295570.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:50, Reply)
no wait I'd like to change my answer
nostalgiacentral.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/dentistonjob.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:52, Reply)

D
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:06, Reply)
Mint.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 15:15, Reply)
WHIMSY ALERT!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:58, Reply)

WH M
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:02, Reply)
I have an anal polyp

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:05, Reply)
Have chips with that, braw

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:07, Reply)
Have you named it?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:08, Reply)
Anal PLOP more like HAHAHA OH LOL

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
Not sure my medical issues are that funny m8

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:23, Reply)
medical FISSURES, more like!
This wound be quite the witty remark, if polyps and fissures weren't so different.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:37, Reply)
+ocket

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:10, Reply)
The "Fifty Shades" branding gets everywhere.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:16, Reply)
Yeh? I just got a pidgie

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:28, Reply)
Ha

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:43, Reply)
A Machamp popped up outside earlier
I threw a Berry before every ultra ball and it still escaped. I'm very upset.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:43, Reply)
A seaking kicked my arse the other day.
Annoyed.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:59, Reply)
I had one of them on my tongue.
A polyp. I didn't just lick one out of someone's bum.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Why can't Stevie Wonder see his friends?
Because he's married!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:43, Reply)
Why can't Stevie Wonder read?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Dunno?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 14:46, Reply)
Thank you manolith for providing an entertaining game
Who do you want to thank, and why?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:15, Reply)
manolith should be thanking me for not flouncing.
This board can't afford to lose anyone, yet he's going out of his way to make it difficult for me to stay.

Someone else will need to take responsibly for 4th March, next year.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:19, Reply)
you'd only come crawling back again
where else could you go?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:22, Reply)
This is a good point, but don't let manolith see.
He's dictatorial enough, as it is. Bread & Circuses, indeed.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
you're a big baby

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:33, Reply)
also, you couldn't have timed this any worse
vlad is back, you are expendable
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:35, Reply)
I feel so conflicted about how to respond to this post

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:41, Reply)
I think he's insulting you.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:43, Reply)
well deserved quite frankly

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:49, Reply)
mm post that starts with 'i think' and is wrong
HOW UNUSUAL
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:55, Reply)
He's turning into turnips

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:04, Reply)
i'm worried about him

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:11, Reply)
India, terror, disillusionment, frailty, consequence, silence

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:22, Reply)
you're talking about Katie Hopkins' daughter, right?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:27, Reply)
, dopey, sleepy and grumpy

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:29, Reply)
we had a class discussion in RE once when i was in school
asking why alanis might be thanking india
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:34, Reply)
Everybody talk about, pop music

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
Which was better, NSync or N*Sync?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:39, Reply)
I was in to them when they were still underground playing in small bars

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:43, Reply)
Was that when they were mainly playing thrash metal and Exodus covers?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:51, Reply)
N*witched

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:46, Reply)
Yes

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:16, Reply)
this chap
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/6e/Gene_shoemaker_with_rocket_belt.jpg
because he stuck at it when not many other people were interested and now look
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:24, Reply)
Those don't look like shoes to me

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:37, Reply)
you made me look at it again and wait WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO HIS OTHER FOOT?!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:50, Reply)
Arf

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
rocket powered rollerskate took it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:10, Reply)
Me for being so fucking great

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:25, Reply)
You've let qotw die.
Be great if you could actually delete it.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:30, Reply)
Fucking delete yourself Smith

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:34, Reply)
Charming.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:38, Reply)
Charming as fuck m8

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:39, Reply)
also this lot
www.khalsaaid.org/
because well pretty obvious really eh
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:28, Reply)
i got a free bottle of specsavers branded water when walking through town on monday
#thatsinterestingmanolith
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:36, Reply)
there MUST be a catch

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:40, Reply)
the label was a voucher for a free eye test

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
You sure it wasn't contact lens solution?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:42, Reply)
if it was, then i could have just been using water to store my lenses in this whole time
what a swizz!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
ok I know what the catch is
that bottle of water is like a seed covered with tiny hooks, they stuck it to you and now you've walked it to here and it's fallen off and yo've advertised specsavers here
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:43, Reply)
i've been hornswoggled again!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:11, Reply)
oh my GOD that is a great word

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:42, Reply)
yeah, thanks for making migrants expect handouts rather than working to rebuild their country
BRILLIANT, applause all round
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:37, Reply)
thanks for that positive contribution mother teresgrrr

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:40, Reply)
^ Nigel Grrrage

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:44, Reply)
Grrrmarine le pen

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:53, Reply)
grrrenghis khan

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
I'm watching Marco Polo at the moment
Kubulai's a proper geezer
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
It's a well researched and entertaining programme
I give it 9 mcbeefs
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:03, Reply)
Isn't mcbeef a verb for shitting oneself now tho

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)
it is

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:12, Reply)
all the "facts" I know about this matter
1.) isn't nearly everyone related to genghis khan
2.) marco polo in fact never made it further than trieste and made it all up
I might check the veracity of these, I might not
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:06, Reply)
Can't think of anything at the moment
but if that changes you'll be the first to know.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:44, Reply)
Thankyou for being a friend
Travel down a road and back again
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:45, Reply)
I don't trust piano players

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:47, Reply)
They're all plonkers

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
*groan*

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
You line 'em up
And I'll kill 'em.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:05, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=UlDI4g5ab1g
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:52, Reply)
That cat's definitely dead by now

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
not many people know that cat was stuffed and presented to the memphis rock'n'soul museum where it remains on display to this day

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:01, Reply)
Jerry Wexler stole all her good songs and gave them to soul/rnb singers.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:58, Reply)
Lexi belle

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:54, Reply)
FUCK OFF

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:56, Reply)
AND AFTER ALL THAT HELP I GAVE YOU
you ingrate
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:07, Reply)
Yeah.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:28, Reply)
sorry, terribly rude of me
you're welcome, grrrmachine
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 13:09, Reply)
looks like team rocket's blasting off again, it's...
OCCASIONAL DINGBAT WEDNESDAY!

i.imgur.com/QOmXQwS.png a couple of cunty ones, but you'll get 'em. i believe in you. x

just #4 to go, players! ALL GONE, GAME OVER
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:18, Reply)
Am I being stepped for the duration?
I've had a look, and I've only got 11, so far.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:23, Reply)
it was a one match ban, you can play

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:25, Reply)
Cheers.
Pie In The Sky.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
sorry, peej got there first

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
I beat him by two minutes!
This is the sort of nonsense that upsets people, manolith.

By people, I mean me, obviously.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
you didn't say what it was at the time though
am i supposed to take your word for it?

c'mon, man. think
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
I was under the assumption I was still banned.
I'm starting to think you're not fit to run these games.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
because you can't remember the ruling laid down?
i think you might have what doctor d. gums referred to as a 'denty brain'
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
I think you might have it in for me.
Future appreciation days are looking unlikely.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
i think you've got a persecution complex
and that blackmail is unlikely to do you any favours
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)
I don't get it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:23, Reply)
in the words of the late(?) great roy walker
'say what you see'
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:26, Reply)
Yeah I get it
but I don't get it
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
well you're improving things just by being here

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
Right under your nose
Return Ticket
Pie in the Sky
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:25, Reply)
a trio of DING!s for you, my out-of-town friend

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
I shall FOBTOT now

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
10 - Pieces of eight

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:27, Reply)
DING!
good work
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:31, Reply)
7. Right in the middle of everything
Maybe.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:28, Reply)
well, it's not what's on the card but you used all the words of the official answer plus 2 extra
so... DING!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
What?
I don't know where you're getting these from, but I hope they were free.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
'right in everything' was the answer
yours is better

but yeah, i've got it in for you
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
See? That's not even a phrase!
Gah!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:45, Reply)
25: big fat smelly fanny

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
thanks for playing, beefo

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
north south divide

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:29, Reply)
makes sense, but no. sorry :(

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
03. Postman

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
another DING!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
BOOYAHHH!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
put a sock in it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
I believe this is close
Put a sock in it?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:31, Reply)
redeemed with a big DING!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
is 3 Mailman or Postman?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:30, Reply)
It's someone has cloned your hotmail account, again

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:31, Reply)
it was postman, but that one's gone

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
8. Put a sock in it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:31, Reply)
too slow

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
Put a sock in it

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
tooer slower

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
seven eleven

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:32, Reply)
yep. is that really a phrase?
DING! anyway
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
n

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:40, Reply)
pieces of eight

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
DING!
rip in peace bollocks parrot
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
North South Divide?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:33, Reply)
dolly parton

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
poles apart!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:34, Reply)
RACIST

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:35, Reply)
YEEEEEEAHHHHHH!
ding!
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
I hope this is a correct answer.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:36, Reply)
tick?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
that's one of the three words
the third to be precise
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:39, Reply)
blacks out

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
6 - Big Tick
?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
Just a Tick

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:37, Reply)
nailed it
DING!
aren't you glad you didn't fobtot now?
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:39, Reply)
WE ALL ARE

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
human all too human

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:38, Reply)
no, that one is a toughie

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:40, Reply)
Human Alarm but written down the page to be all japanese but in english
is a very common phrase in Cornwall
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)
yeah but we don't want to live our lives by what's done in cornwall

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:44, Reply)
I don't even have a sister.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
all in a day's work?

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:41, Reply)
THis must be right

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:42, Reply)
you're the hardest working man in the dingbats game, $$
and it's paying off - *~*~*DING!*~*~*
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
humans to the left of me, alarms to the right
stuck in the middle with you
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
ding!
correct
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
thanks

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:43, Reply)
i wish it were so, mat8
i'm really rooting for you
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:45, Reply)
#4 is a three word phrase
neither 'human' nor 'alarm' are part of the answer. you need to do a bit of word association
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:46, Reply)
human rape alarm

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:47, Reply)
people noise tower

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:47, Reply)
man sex siren

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:47, Reply)
Race Down Alert
Probably not any worse than the actual answer.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:48, Reply)

www.vidora.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/11/post-14-title-pic.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:48, Reply)

cdn.xl.thumbs.canstockphoto.com/canstock21280776.jpg
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
Warn Nearby Person

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:49, Reply)
race against time

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:51, Reply)
Race Against The Clock

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
That common three word phrase

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
Counting may not be my strong suit, but it's a better answer.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:57, Reply)
and the final DING! to peej!
well done
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
oh so you don't accept picture answers either, i'm with monster munch you run a shabby quiz

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:57, Reply)
i assumed you were acting as my beautiful assistant
it was very helpful, thanks
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:59, Reply)
i like to throw a clue in its true

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
you're an old pro, it's good of you not to lord it over the amateurs
or in mm's case, rank amateurs
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:03, Reply)
Because "alarm" is another word for time,
especially when written vertically?

What a load of crap.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:59, Reply)
word association, you cunt
just accept that you're terrible at this
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
i think you may need to post junior dingbats for mm

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:03, Reply)
No.
Not my fault you've been supplied with a faulty answering sheet.
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:03, Reply)
the amazing adventures of Billy and his magical tyrannosaurs rex

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:53, Reply)
Jews done 9/11

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
JEW FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BEAMS!

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:54, Reply)
It was jackie mason on his own

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
race against time

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:55, Reply)
I think "nigger o'clock" would've been a better clue though

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
the right answer, but too slow

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 11:56, Reply)
you're too slow at updating your post you mean

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:00, Reply)
i don't mean that, no

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:01, Reply)
I think you did really.

(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:03, Reply)
Awwww
stupid work, making me work when I could be solving dingbats :(
(, Wed 27 Jul 2016, 12:04, Reply)

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