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hey it's christmas

(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 9:03, Reply)
No, it's Saturday.
Phone-ins, give-aways, celebrity interviews, and cartoons!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 9:10, Reply)
I'd like to ask Five Star why they are so fucking crap.

(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 9:20, Reply)
I'd like to swing my pants.

(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)
System addict
I never can get enough
System addict
Never can give it up, oh oh, no no
(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 10:17, Reply)
bump

(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 10:51, Reply)
All fall down
you're taking me up to the highest
love i've ever known
(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 11:09, Reply)
I honestly think the two funniest things ever to have happened
would be Five Star being told they're fucking crap and the Blue Peter garden getting smashed up
(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
Rich.

(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2JrD2cRnns
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I just about managed a minute of that

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:40, Reply)
Links in /talk?
What has the world become...
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 23:32, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/6666666
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 23:56, Reply)
I keep clicking,
but nothing happens. THE INTERNET IS BROKEN!
(, Sat 20 Dec 2014, 9:17, Reply)
I don't like goats, cows, elephants, opera, fish, reggae, Apple products, flying, television or the phrase "higgledy-piggledy"
there's more but those are the main ones

you all agree with me so there isn't a question here
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:00, Reply)
Frank

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:02, Reply)
rockin' Richie
if you were on the radio right now I would phone up and ask you to play I Wish It Could Be Christmas Every Day
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:03, Reply)
yeah Wizzard rock

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:05, Reply)
and while I was on I'd ask you not to play Stop The Cavalry
ever
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:07, Reply)
I think you may well be the worst person, ever.
I reckon Idi Amin would've been better than you.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:03, Reply)
I love fish, don't eat them tho

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:10, Reply)
not fit for human fucking consumption innit

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)
So .... screwing fish gives you Tb ?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 19:21, Reply)
goats are lovely, what's wrong with them

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:17, Reply)
odd eyes odd shits

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:35, Reply)
and they will eat anything you put in front of them
like pigs
and internet users

at least the first two are clever
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:37, Reply)
i never tried putting a pig in front of a goat

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 22:59, Reply)
what about a duck into a turkey

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 23:17, Reply)
if you were going to buy a lovely present for one of your fellow valued forum members
what would you get?
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I'd get gigglywiggly a nyomie eggie weggie samich nom nom

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:13, Reply)
you're a saint, m

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:13, Reply)
with baconses and cups of tea lol

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:14, Reply)
how much tea?
A PINT! A PINT OF TEEEEAAAAAA!!! weeeeeeeaaaahhahahahahhahhaahahhakill me now
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 16:04, Reply)
I'd buy mongychops a proper tent

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:15, Reply)
lake rules are no tents, harsh but fair

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:17, Reply)
to stop it getting two tents (too tense)
lol
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:19, Reply)
who the fuck makes rules like that, that's fucking bullshit
unless they're just trying to stop you bringing your shit tent along, that would make sense
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:25, Reply)
I don't own a tent, soz

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:41, Reply)
well, not a proper tent

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:45, Reply)
no tent, im not a camper

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:57, Reply)
not even in call of duty?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:01, Reply)
no I run about like a spastic getting killed

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:05, Reply)
yeah, that's always been my tactic too
i don't play many shootybanger games
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:07, Reply)
my sons really good at the new one, it's to fast for me, boinging all over the place

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:12, Reply)
I'd buy manolith a house
or at least a year in a below average premier inn.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
i'll bring a big plate to take to the breakfast buffet

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I'd buy SS a cheers box set

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:19, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:20, Reply)
box set

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:22, Reply)
meaty

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:27, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
box set

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:56, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
A handy stepladder for Mr H

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:53, Reply)
I would buy Frank a very sharp razor blade.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:14, Reply)
so he can cut up treats for momo?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:19, Reply)
dunno who that is soz

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:27, Reply)
not that surprising
you are a depressing moron
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I depress you?
On a text based forum. I would maybe re-evaluate your life.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:39, Reply)
maybe you could just be less shit?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:56, Reply)
cut him some slack mano, remember he takes some medication that makes him a little odd from time to time
it's a prescription med that lots of people take everyday with no side effects, but he does, and then mixes that with alcohol...he can become a bit of a cunt.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:01, Reply)
meaty

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:08, Reply)
for your reading pleasure
www.nhs.uk/Conditions/Asthma/Pages/MedicineSideEffects.aspx?condition=Steroid%20responsive%20conditions&medicine=prednisolone
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:37, Reply)
no thanks

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:55, Reply)
You are more than welcome, friend.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
This is all well and good,
but none of us are any the wiser as to what momo is.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
They appear to be some type of dumpling - so therefore probably related to hilarious /talk frequenter
MONO!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)
I'd get twohats
another fucking hat because he's only got one fucking hat which makes me really fucking mad!

A nice trilby.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I would buy gilgy a real parrot

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:44, Reply)
Oh man, you KNOW what he did to the last one. :(
:(
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:48, Reply)
the christmas box mongy was supposed to send me last year
I'd buy that for myself
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:12, Reply)
Can't I just buy a box of quality street and leave them open somewhere communal?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:13, Reply)
Probably not a good idea.
I would immediately feel the need to pee on them to mark my territory.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:16, Reply)
I don't give a shit what you do with them
I kept the cadbury's roses for myself
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:17, Reply)
Local "Food of the World" shop, right
doesn't sell those big tins of Quality street, does it. What does it sell? Those little fucking boxes of individual flavours, like "The fucking Purple One" or "The Green Triangle that only Nonces like". And how much are they for 300g?

Ten fucking pounds. TEN POUNDS. And some cunts actually buy them.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:43, Reply)
Hell in a handcart, Grrry.
The Eurocrats are probably to blame.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 15:03, Reply)
I'd buy MONO a hammer
so he could break stuff
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:30, Reply)
I *do* like to break stuff.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 13:56, Reply)
^ Fred Durst

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:00, Reply)
Who doesn't?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Suicide Kits For Talk Members

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:13, Reply)
hey, come on now.
It's a time for love, peace and MONO's bumhole
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:15, Reply)
hahaha

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Can mine be cocaine based please.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:42, Reply)
Or
this
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:45, Reply)
a great way to flood /board with shite, ta

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:52, Reply)
I'd just grab myself a sprig of mistletoe, and work the room.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 14:48, Reply)

!
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:04, Reply)
Booze.
Or porn.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 17:47, Reply)

present: tin of biscuits
for: any valued forum member
because: biscuits are nice and tins are useful
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 21:51, Reply)
It's a little person's birthday party tomorrow.
I'm going to be surrounded by 14 demanding, screaming, needy, stupid little shits.
It's like being on here but I can't turn it off.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:04, Reply)
hey it's christmas

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:11, Reply)
not yet.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:13, Reply)
you fucking idiot

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:18, Reply)
next week

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:24, Reply)
no, you're a fucking idiot all the time

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:25, Reply)
yes

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)
christmas!

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:23, Reply)
yay!

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:24, Reply)
i'm well excited
even if i am going to be homeless
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:25, Reply)
ive a spare bivvy

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)
someone has offered me a bed
but if it falls through, i'll gaz you
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:33, Reply)
I have a pop up tent and sleeping bag.
can't you live in the university in some kind of sitcom style?
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:27, Reply)
i'd have to keep very still to avoid setting off the sensors

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)
are they demolishing your house to make way for hyperspace bypass?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
no that's the plot to a book, radio series, tv show and film

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)
sorry, Arthur.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:36, Reply)
i miss my dressing gown

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:41, Reply)
This sounds like the buildup to a heartwarming Christmas miracle.
Or your cold, lonely death.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:31, Reply)
place bets now

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:34, Reply)
I'm writing this screenplay now.
Orphan: "Cheer up mister, it's Christmas."
Manolith: "I can't. I'm homeless."

That's as far as I can take it.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
+ *manolith keels over and dies*

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
you'd like that, wouldn't you?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)
at least if that happened I could post "HAHAHAHA" x1000
without it being edited
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:44, Reply)
that IS worth more than a human life

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Replace the orphan with a Muppet.
Comedy gold,
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:38, Reply)
it's already better than the dr who christmas special

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Word

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:43, Reply)
Bit presumptuous.
Probably true, though.
I watched Pyramids of Mars, the other day, and it was way more enjoyable than anything the new series has to offer.

Not that you care, obviously.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:49, Reply)
Hey manolith, brb appears to have accidentally put me on ignore. Can you fix it please?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:54, Reply)
brb has most of us on ignore

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:57, Reply)
well that's a shame, he's missing out on all the banter!

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:22, Reply)
is that account still going then

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:01, Reply)
add it to your sig

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:13, Reply)
are you worried you'll forget when to put your bins out?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:15, Reply)
No he always seems to get the day wrong for some reason

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:23, Reply)
I reckon we all said something along the lines of Dr Who being a shit kids program

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:21, Reply)
Can't believe Peter Capaldi is now a children's actor.
The only reason I watched doctor who again was to see if he said fuck.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:25, Reply)
he's in that new paddington film
maybe he says fuck in that
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Not watching that.
Could ruin my memories of childhood. Have you seen the Mr Men lately, Mr Strong isn't even fucking square
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:54, Reply)
WHAT

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:55, Reply)
Its true,
he is a triangle with a belt buckle and muscles. It's heresy
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:58, Reply)
i'm conflicted because strictly speaking, triangles are stronger than squares

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 11:05, Reply)
Don't go, then.
Not sure I'd want anyone from here at a children's party.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:26, Reply)
it's at my house.
:(
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Nobody ever talks about the downsides
of being a nonce.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 12:31, Reply)
hey I'm a bundle of fun at kids parties, I get them going

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:28, Reply)
Get yourself round to MONO!'s.
The sooner they're going, the happier he'll be.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:35, Reply)
Nah mono would depress me too

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I'm going to punch a kitten for every child that talks to me.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:37, Reply)
lighten up dude, it's christmas

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:40, Reply)

lmgtfy.com/?q=define+christmas
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:03, Reply)
no time for links, it's christmas!

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:06, Reply)
I'm sure spanishfly will take your place

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:27, Reply)

place kids up the arse
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 10:33, Reply)
hey it's christmas

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:01, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:12, Reply)
take your racist diatribe elsewhere MONO
no one wants your hate mongery here
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:27, Reply)
lol mongery

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:28, Reply)
ha, yes

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:29, Reply)
alrigh?

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:29, Reply)
yeah
They've changed the bus routes from old portsmouth since the last time I got a bus from there. Had to walk home from spice island last night. It was quite pleasant actually, glad it wasn't raining though.
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:32, Reply)
thought about walking to commercial road and getting the bus from there
but once I'd got that far I figured I was practically half way home
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:33, Reply)
I wish I was half way home :(

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 9:05, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 7:00, Reply)
good morning mr horrible, good morning everyone

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 7:59, Reply)
good morning MEATSNAKE

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:06, Reply)
Oz

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:06, Reply)
John Hats

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:09, Reply)
Dicky Le Beouf
Looking forward to chrimble this year, I bet?
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:26, Reply)
Mr Horse

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 8:09, Reply)
survey time
www.b3ta.com/talk/7790000

www.b3ta.com/talk/7780000

www.b3ta.com/talk/7770000

www.b3ta.com/talk/7760000

www.b3ta.com/talk/7750000

www.b3ta.com/talk/7740000

www.b3ta.com/talk/7730000

www.b3ta.com/talk/7720000

www.b3ta.com/talk/7710000

who has made the best use of a quadruple zero post recently? looks like brb has maybe just edged it
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 0:08, Reply)
my vote's for brb (7710000)
Although I'd put 7780000 as a close second, anything involving momo gets my vote
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 0:33, Reply)
I'm amazed that 2/9 posts are actually humorous
That's a far too generous ratio for /talk
(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 6:42, Reply)
Oh, brb appears to have me on ignore. Well, I'm sure he must have a good reason.

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 7:14, Reply)
I still haven't done any Christmas shopping.
Am I buggered?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
yes

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
no

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
maybe

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
prick

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
wanker

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
think I've covered everything but feel free to contribute if I've missed out anything obvious

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:47, Reply)
^upset

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 0:33, Reply)
haha yeah

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 0:34, Reply)
juicer time then

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 0:34, Reply)
pricks

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:41, Reply)
careful you'll make the wankers jealous

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:45, Reply)
HIYAAAAA

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:13, Reply)
hello herby

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:15, Reply)
hello Vladdy!
How are you doin?
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:18, Reply)
I am OK, no present from mr miaow miaow presentpaws so far tho, but there's still a week to go, right herby, right?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:22, Reply)
HE WILL COME
*believes*
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:23, Reply)
ha, like zalgo

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:27, Reply)
Say his name 3 times and he might appear!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:30, Reply)
does that work with glued eel :((

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:33, Reply)
He can't come back from the dead Vladdy
he choked on a ginsters original cornish while trying to chug down a Frijj before it went out of date. So sad. Nothing they could do. :(
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:42, Reply)

:-(
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:49, Reply)
shut up

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:27, Reply)
:) mongy

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:28, Reply)
river monsters is on, I love Jeremy

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:46, Reply)
+ the annoying horse

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:49, Reply)
BOOOOO

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:31, Reply)
*bums*

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:18, Reply)
*smub*

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:22, Reply)
No thanks, I've just put one out

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:28, Reply)
alright baying cyber-mob

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:37, Reply)
belated 'alright'

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 1:10, Reply)
too late, the moment has passed

(, Fri 19 Dec 2014, 1:11, Reply)
I'm glad we had this chat

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 23:50, Reply)
That last thread was shit
lololol
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:13, Reply)
alright rich, this thing about apple products on tv is a bit shocking, slave labour camps, typical gonz

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:16, Reply)
ez mongy, dunno about that mate, but serves them forins right i spose or summat

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:21, Reply)
chinks don't forget, they'll get revenge

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:23, Reply)
if any demographic is going to work for a pittance
they will be exploited, it'll never end as for so many a pittance is better than nothing
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:25, Reply)
that's why sexface never got out of bed for less than 400 a day, still on bed duty I suspect

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:36, Reply)
im watching that
depressing
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:28, Reply)
it's like waterworld now, not sure they can blame tin mining on gonz tho

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 21:33, Reply)
well it looks like it is all gonz fault

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:09, Reply)
sad times :(

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:15, Reply)
Poo

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:54, Reply)
mimsy

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:00, Reply)
BUMHOLES

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:02, Reply)
bit harsh

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:09, Reply)
Alright oldster.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:10, Reply)
I can't decide whether to wank over this or the yiff porn over on /board.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:12, Reply)
open both in separate windows

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:18, Reply)
why is just putting a head on a GIF now deamed worth posting? 10 years ago it would of been tricky, frame by frame, but now it's fucking pointless

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Don't ask me, I'm as mystified as you are why that sort of shit is considered funny.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:31, Reply)
there really are no lols there anymore

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:32, Reply)
Get with the times, now it's all about liking your mates' posts, because they're your mates.
It doesn't matter what they post, what matters is that they're lovely and your mates, so you click their posts and they click your posts, and everyone is happy and validated.

It's a support group for needy unfunny cunts now.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:36, Reply)
i can see how you became a successful journalist

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:17, Reply)
What number on the Bristol scale?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:20, Reply)
34DD

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:20, Reply)
word up chicken

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 20:28, Reply)
alright

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:24, Reply)
mr.h

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:28, Reply)
rich

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:40, Reply)
hi!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:36, Reply)
Do the dirty with a clydesdale

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:41, Reply)
U NO DAT BRUV

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:53, Reply)
Horbs xx

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:44, Reply)
Georgia

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:51, Reply)
yer, dunno what to get my lad for xmas tho

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)
a new cat

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:51, Reply)
woah thats my present, the ex said minecraft Lego, my views on Lego are well known

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:58, Reply)
You're a girl?
This place is confusing
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:52, Reply)
as a queer I expect less gender stereotypes from you, faggot

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:59, Reply)
Shouldn't you be in the kitchen, making me a sandwich? You slag.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:43, Reply)
if i were your son i'd just be happy to have you as a father :)

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:28, Reply)
thanks doves, that's probably why he hasn't asked for anything I suppose

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:30, Reply)
How old is he mongs?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)
just turned 10

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:49, Reply)
Razor Drifter cart looks wicked
https://www.pinterest.com/thelesleyshow/best-toys-for-10-year-old-boys/
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:52, Reply)
he'd never get to use it, looks good tho

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:08, Reply)
bag of sniff and 40 Lamberts

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:54, Reply)
he's a bit anti smoking, little wuss

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:10, Reply)
They call him Mister Horba-Horba, mmm.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:07, Reply)
They call me mr morningbastic, alright fantastic

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:24, Reply)
hey sweety

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)
ZILTOID ZILTOID
ZILTOID THE OMNISCIENT, AAA-AAA-AHHH AAAHHH A-A-A-A-URRRR
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:27, Reply)
yeah, ok

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:29, Reply)
but Captain Spectacular has set a course to the Benevolent Hive Mind 9!

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Bit needy

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)
Piss off you pointless wart

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:47, Reply)
*waves dismissively*

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:54, Reply)
Hardly his best album, you'd have to agree.

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:10, Reply)
I've never really been a fan
The kids at work were going on about this album today so I thought I'd listen in. I prefer Dethklok for my comedy metal needs.
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:19, Reply)
yeah the J&H is nice, a bit pricey and a bit trendy, but it's got old men and a dedicated gin area

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:45, Reply)
I'll check it out

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:01, Reply)
I like the gin bit

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:57, Reply)
although that is partly because I fancy the girl there

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 19:58, Reply)
Really, no freds today?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 16:55, Reply)
Christmas or sumfink

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:02, Reply)
Last bit of work before the break mebee?

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:11, Reply)
Like this lot work...
Im in again Monday and Tuesday :(
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:15, Reply)
Fair point.
I'm not - after tomorrow I'm full time drinking for 9 days
(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Haha 9 days ^ povvo ;)

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:25, Reply)
mono sucks the life from everyone with its threads, they are like sedatives

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:21, Reply)
He didn't even answer me, the prick

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 17:49, Reply)
sort of cunt he is

(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 18:01, Reply)

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