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morning

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:10, Reply)
I watched that video of that cop shooting that guy

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:17, Reply)
nasty

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:41, Reply)
up yours, dickface

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:18, Reply)
fuck a goat

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:41, Reply)
Good morning

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:21, Reply)
alright, hats
did you poop yourself playing alien isolation?
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, Reply)
Not yet
It's pretty good though
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, Reply)
not my cup o' tea

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
morning, manolith
Mel Brooks is on the radio, which is nice.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)
tell him to get off, he'll break it!
nyuk nyuk
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, Reply)
piss on you

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)
no thanks

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, Reply)
good call, asparagus last night

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
it's not even April yet, you disgusting immigrant

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:47, Reply)
soz, didn't realise it was closed season for doing a bit asparagus wee on manolith

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:48, Reply)
I was gonna ask a question to do with what I posted above, but I accidentally pressed enter so yeah.
Did anyone else see it? They're saying he was reaching for an officers gun, but if they'd tased him I doubt he knew what he was doing. I've been tased, couldn't walk or speak for about 10 minutes after.
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:28, Reply)
merkin police in "heavyhanded morons" non-shocker
www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/WebM/police.webm
(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:35, Reply)
I don't know what The Pig is on about, but I'm going to have to agree with Synchro, here.

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
she was lucky they didn't shoot her in the face

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, Reply)
why were you tasered?

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:40, Reply)
Ginger innit

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:42, Reply)
I bet his face went all pink

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
i bet he dun a wee

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:45, Reply)
morning

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
alright sweetheart

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
nice to see you leading from the front this morning, I feel sure it is going to be a good day on here as a result

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:45, Reply)
hiya

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:36, Reply)
what up, tho

(, Tue 3 Mar 2015, 8:44, Reply)
mine was shit

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:42, Reply)
How were your cheesy pasta bakes?
Mine was delicious.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:34, Reply)
bored of that now, who wants to ask me a question about Momo?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:58, Reply)
does he like toast?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:04, Reply)
no word of a lie, he loves toast
and weetabix and grapes and plums and millet and apples and cornflakes and boiled egg white
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:05, Reply)
and cheesy pasta bake?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:06, Reply)
yeah, actually no

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:19, Reply)
does he talk?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:08, Reply)
he sang like a canary, he told them all about the warehouse and the shipment and what elbows mgraw had arranged with big phil, he told them where we were stashing the goods
and who was going to be down at the wharf on the night in question, momo you are in big trouble when the boss finds out about this
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:11, Reply)
not teaching your parrot to lie is just lazy, babies learn it from an early age, just after beginning to talk and parrots are meant to be more intelligent

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:14, Reply)
I told him that, we all told him that, but he didn't listen, and now look at the situation we are in, the balloon's going up on this one and we are going to have to clear out, we'll be lucky if we get to keep all our fingers when the boss hears about this

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:17, Reply)
no, he's shit at talking
he tries to say "who's a pretty bird" but it just sound like chirp squawk squeak, he's a bit rubbish really
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:19, Reply)

www.kineticnorth.com/userfiles/Gilgamesh/momo3.mp3
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:21, Reply)
Ha, he's trying ain't he.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:28, Reply)
if by trying you mean failing then yes, yes he is

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:29, Reply)
yes that is what I meant

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:30, Reply)
I had a budgie when I was a kid, Momo is orders of magnitude more intelligent
but still hopelessly dim
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:37, Reply)
these chaps are a lot cleverer and miles more entertaining than I imagined. I'd have liked a parrot but they live for ages don't they.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:40, Reply)
40 years apparently
more than I'm expecting
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:50, Reply)
^ Adam faith interest

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:40, Reply)
^Adam Ant interest

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:43, Reply)

Him the Almighty Power
Hurld headlong flaming from th' Ethereal Skie
With hideous ruine and combustion down
To bottomless perdition, there to dwell
In Adamantine Chains and penal Fire,
Who durst defie th' Omnipotent to Arms.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:00, Reply)
what a load of old shit

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:06, Reply)
There's none so blind

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:11, Reply)
bit insensitive given my recent medical predicament

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:13, Reply)
No, please don't misunderstand
it was Milton to whom I referred, not your unfortunate bed soiling.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:21, Reply)
alright CharlesDexterWard

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:25, Reply)
Nicely, thank you Vlad

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:27, Reply)

for now the thought
Both of lost happiness and lasting pain
Torments him; round he throws his baleful eyes
That witness'd huge affliction and dismay
Mixt with obdurate pride and stedfast hate:
At once as far as Angels kenn he views
The dismal Situation waste and wilde,
A Dungeon horrible, on all sides round
As one great Furnace flam'd, yet from those flames
No light, but rather darkness visible
Serv'd onely to discover sights of woe,
Regions of sorrow, doleful shades, where peace
And rest can never dwell, hope never comes
That comes to all; but torture without end
Besets him, falls upon him like a hawk,
Thus pass his deathless days on b3ta talk
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:40, Reply)
Mine's a 1791 edition
oldest book I've got.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:20, Reply)
if I lay hands on it I swear I will do a big shit down every page

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:22, Reply)
I was having laser eye surgery, do try to keep up there's a good chap

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 21:22, Reply)
But you told us you had a big shit on the operating table
and had to apologise.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:03, Reply)
here's the slightly half awake thread
b3ta.com/talk/7802266
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:09, Reply)
Yeah, I remember
but there was a later one with the apology bit in it. Shit, who cares?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:14, Reply)
I had to see him again on saturday when my eyes went a bit blurry
he confirmed my unconscious plop suspicions and I felt I should apologise

ophthamologists probably aren't accustomed to that kind of thing
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:17, Reply)
I don't know
have you seen how much they earn?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:24, Reply)
I'd guess it's double minimum wage at least

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:29, Reply)
Plus dirt money

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 22:36, Reply)
we have a couple of budgies, one learnt a couple of whistles and the other one learnt the same tunes from him. pair off wankers.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:23, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xd4kniHJqw
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:24, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=iB52iP2a_MY
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:28, Reply)
The interior and upholstery in my present (and previous) car is made by Momo
I'd always assumed it was finest Italian leather. I didn't realise it was made from parrots.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:08, Reply)
soz, didn't realise you had a mid life crisis car
i.imgur.com/gXqeyug.jpg
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:10, Reply)
My mid-life was a long time ago

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 20:12, Reply)
What's for dinner?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:37, Reply)
cheesy pasta bake

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:38, Reply)
THAT
is a very good idea indeed.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:39, Reply)
it's the best kind of meal, I don't really understand why some people have such a problem with it

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:45, Reply)
probably the sort of people who obsess over watches and humbuckers and don't even know when their bins should go out.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:50, Reply)
*makes a spitting noise*

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:54, Reply)
I went to the pub
Gammon and chips followed by sticky toffee pudding and custard
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:42, Reply)
^fat

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:48, Reply)
^ stuck in the pub doorway still, fire brigade on way

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:49, Reply)
prolly tuna with green veg

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:47, Reply)
how about some cheese and some pasta in there

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:48, Reply)
why wouldn't you want to add the kind of thing that'll turn it into a meal to remember

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:49, Reply)
I might have it tomorrow

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:50, Reply)
at least you'll have a reason to look forward to tomorrow if you do that, well done

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:53, Reply)
^probably not fat

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:49, Reply)
why did i allow myself to be talked into going to nandos
overpriced, rubbery pitiful poultry
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:55, Reply)
that place is for people who are afraid of food

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:56, Reply)
It was arse
Really so so shit
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 19:16, Reply)
probably worth reiterating at this point that spanishfly is a paedophile

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:09, Reply)
me and him had a falling out, I think it's best I stop talking to him.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:12, Reply)
well yeah
and he's a paedophile
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:16, Reply)
Anything good on the telly tonight then?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:25, Reply)
i think it was worth reminding all the new posters, well done you.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:27, Reply)
But there haven't been any new posters FOR YEARS!!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:28, Reply)
haha, new posters, yeah right

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:30, Reply)
juicer time then

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:49, Reply)
Not tonight but cheers

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:03, Reply)
so yeah

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)
whats your favourite joke

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)
that one about the scotchman and the darkie

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:20, Reply)
cold in the pub, bit of sun and the heatings off

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:11, Reply)
maybe you'd be happier in a gay bar

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:21, Reply)
thought this was, blokes dressed up like builders and the odd Indian, like ymca

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:23, Reply)
fucking hipster pricks

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:26, Reply)
dressing in drag 'ironically'

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:27, Reply)
pancakes are shit

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:31, Reply)
I like those ones you put duck in

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:49, Reply)
no you don't

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:51, Reply)
foood

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 18:28, Reply)
yeah?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:40, Reply)
told you I was going to start a thread

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:42, Reply)
I don't know how you can all be carrying om with all these 'alright' and 'vending' threads when Rob is moving UsVsTh3m to the Daily Mirror!
Alt: alright
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:11, Reply)
oh shut up will you

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:11, Reply)
Didn't it always have something to do with the Mirror?
I don't know too much about it like.

Alright
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:12, Reply)
Fuck off, nonce.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:11, Reply)
deffo clickin dis
did you see him have a meltdown on Saturday?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:18, Reply)
he seems upset a lot maybe its because you keep calling him a nonce
maybe stop doing that and hell be happier
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
haha, yeah right, I'll just be doing that shall I, changing what I do because it upsets someone
haha
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:23, Reply)
but him getting upset upsets you!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
maybe I enjoy being upset
maybe he does too
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
i feel bullied and unloved.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:45, Reply)
thats no way to live

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:47, Reply)
enjoying things?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:49, Reply)
if you have to resort to enjoying being upset then something has gone wrong for you

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)
^upset

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)
youd like that wouldnt you

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:58, Reply)
get it?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:58, Reply)
not as much as you'd like this
www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/52185/1203870438/killerkitti.jpg
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
such art!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:08, Reply)


(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:14, Reply)
kind of looks like a bum squeezing out a long turd while somebody has a really close look

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:16, Reply)
sounds like you're the one having a really close look

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:18, Reply)
i did, i increased my browser zoom to 200%

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)
how vile

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:24, Reply)

चियर्स
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)
Well that's easy for you to say.
/ac
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)

干杯
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:21, Reply)

هتاف
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

乾杯
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:23, Reply)

төлөө
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:27, Reply)
( o Y o )

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
Kind of looks like some LSD I necked
in the 90s
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:34, Reply)
purple oms were great fun

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:35, Reply)
ok

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:18, Reply)

k m
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:42, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:49, Reply)
dunno what any of that means soz

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:19, Reply)
sweet as a nut

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)
Gouranga, AB!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)
a fo' real monk asked me about that once
asked if i'd ever seen it anywhere. i said yes before realising that the place i'd seen it was when you run over a line of krishnas in gta
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:46, Reply)
it's the intelligent tabloid, don't you know.
ordnung
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:48, Reply)
Daily SHEERRAH LAW, If they get their way, faaakin muzlamic rayguns ... Hold up, do I need Satire Tags these days?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:57, Reply)
hey everyone its Gonz
alright Gonz
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:05, Reply)
wanker

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:02, Reply)
how was your day, Francis?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:08, Reply)
there wasn't enough toast in it

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:16, Reply)
pity
maybe you could make up the shortfall tomorrow?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:19, Reply)
or right now!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
Haha, you can't have loads of toast right before dinner you maniac!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:24, Reply)
don't tell me what I can and can't do you fucking turd

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:28, Reply)
woah, alright

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:29, Reply)
alright MGT
/ac
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Holy shit, it's only british pie week!
www.britishpieweek.co.uk/
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:25, Reply)
I knew that because it's on the fb page for my favourite pie shop
www.facebook.com/LordofthePiesGB?fref=ts
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:27, Reply)
Not clicking that, might not be a picture of Taylor Swift with a big cock
/ac
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:30, Reply)
it's a picture of Taylor Swift with her cock stuck balls deep in a meat and potato pie

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:32, Reply)
probably a secret b3tan pie b4sh going on for the tubby fucks

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:33, Reply)
^upset

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
lol

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
so

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
yeah

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
^trips

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:37, Reply)
Im not northern so I don't consider pies a delicacy, soz

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:38, Reply)
yeh right, you're all about the frogs' legs and snails

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:41, Reply)
all whelks and jellied eels innit cockle

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)
hey you know what, I'm not sure this toothbrush is working properly after all
/ac
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:49, Reply)
i lol when northerners get upset about a pie where the pastry is only on the top
stupid pricks
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:57, Reply)
how much pastry do they need

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:09, Reply)
it's a Jewish conspiracy

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:39, Reply)
haha, like the "holocaust"

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
had to delete that, can't have BRB and Spanishfly as the only replies. makes me look like I'm one of them.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:39, Reply)
I just got back and realised I forgot to buy a new shaver plug but it's ok because I left the toothbrush on charge while I went out and it's working fine now, I think we're going to be ok here
/ac
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:43, Reply)
oh just fuck off.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:52, Reply)
well I think the toothbrush itself is ok but it's not making contact with the pins in the plug
/ac
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:53, Reply)
I've decided that the only possible way to deal with this is just to give up, and go home.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 16:58, Reply)
don't go, I was going to start a new thread

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 17:04, Reply)
eveninh

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:35, Reply)
yer

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
oh look, here he is, the big i am

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:52, Reply)
from the Black Eyed Peas?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:56, Reply)
i bought an ex girlfriend tickets to see christina aguilera live about 12 years ago
and black eyed peas were supporting. they were generally a bit shit but they had one up-tempo, bouncy song called 'let's get retarded'. unfortunately, it got renamed let's get it started before they released it as a single
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:13, Reply)
haha yeah "ex girlfriend" right

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:19, Reply)
is she still with him then?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:23, Reply)
yeah, i'm not sure what the 'diss' is, here
i guess this trolling lark isn't as easy as frank makes it look
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
christ, just shut the fuck up will you, no one's reading all that shit you type

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:33, Reply)
yeah, I stopped caring like 20 minutes ago soz

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)
Please try to grow up at some point. You act like stupid kids.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:35, Reply)
^upset

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:46, Reply)

b3ta.com/talk/7803594
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:20, Reply)
I'm sure he has some sophisticated programming

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:37, Reply)
would you ever leave manolith?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:36, Reply)
good point

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)
i'd wrap myself in his voluptuous hair and surrender to his masculine embrace with no intention of ever leaving

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)
he's so dreamy

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:41, Reply)
the question I have is
did Christina bring it?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)
have you ever known her NOT to bring it?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:28, Reply)
true
I guess I'm a little naive
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:30, Reply)
why did they rename it?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)
political correctness gone mad, i assume

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:28, Reply)
i dunno why people constantly try and make the world a bit nicer
it is really offensive, they should ban it
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:29, Reply)
you know what, I don't believe you.
I don't believe it was ever called retarded.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:45, Reply)
yeh i have my doubts theres no proof he just made it up

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:46, Reply)
don't you start, I give you a friendly hello and you ignore me

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:52, Reply)
cool

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:54, Reply)
It was on their Elephunk album

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:53, Reply)
oh, ok.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:56, Reply)

citation needed?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 15:44, Reply)
sup

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:25, Reply)
u ok hun?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:27, Reply)
yeh course

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:28, Reply)
hiya

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:07, Reply)
hello SSG

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)
what's for lunch?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:07, Reply)
Disappointment and lies on toast.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:09, Reply)
are we eating at the same place?
I really should read what other people post.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:27, Reply)
Mind your own business

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:17, Reply)
Special brew and an apple

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:19, Reply)
a big hot steaming plate of disappointment

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:22, Reply)
hello, can we have our weekly apology please?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:29, Reply)
I will think about it.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:30, Reply)
i'm afraid i'm going to have to insist

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:38, Reply)
all in good time

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:43, Reply)
you've got 20 minutes

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:58, Reply)
starting now?
and if the 20 minutes elapses and there is no apology?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:02, Reply)
I've already submitted a gaz request that you be banned, I'm sure I'm not the only one

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:03, Reply)
Oh no how could I ever make it up to you all?
I suppose some words on a screen saying how very sorry I am would help/

I AM VERY VERY SORRY FOR EVERYTHING PLEASE FORGIVE ME
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:08, Reply)
I don't want you to change your behaviour, I find comfort in your middle of the night spaz out shit posting.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:15, Reply)
cheers

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)
pretty weak, man
i think you can do better than that
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:16, Reply)
I tried.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:55, Reply)
is that a side effect of the medication you take?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:31, Reply)
nah, I am just a cunt

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:41, Reply)
UR MUM

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:29, Reply)
am not

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 14:40, Reply)
So, I was off sick for the end of last week.
What exciting /talk activity have I missed out on? Or was it all so much toast chat?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:46, Reply)
I had a shit while unconscious in an operating theatre

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:47, Reply)
^conjecture

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:48, Reply)
no, I saw the surgeon on saturday morning and had to apologise

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:08, Reply)
Frankly, I'd expect nothing less from you.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:49, Reply)

ly
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:00, Reply)
so I got the Roland hex pickup working in that Strat
now it sounds like this
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
nice one, sounds good that

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)
couldn't be arsed wiring in the ordinary pickups, it's hex pickup only for now, might order a set of Dimarzios, dunno

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)
Get more creamery's
You know it makes sense
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:42, Reply)
I like to vary it a bit, got loads of Seymour Duncans and Fenders, heard a demo of a DiMarzio set I really liked, dunno, might have some more toast and think it over

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:43, Reply)
My friend bought me a tc spark booster for my birthday
It's well loud.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)
I never understood why people buy clean boosters
I've got a footswitchable pot between the preamp and power amp, hit the switch and it takes the pot out of circuit

so you set your normal level with the pot knocking the level down then when you need a boost you switch the pot out, total cost 5 and it doesn't need batteries
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)
yeah, but I put it in front of my lovepedal eternity fuse
and it sounds like the world's coming to an end
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)

yeah, but I put it in front of my lovepedal eternity fuse
and it sounds like the world's coming to an end

yeah, stopped caring 20 minutes ago, soz
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)
these are what I mean, these sound spunky good
www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwubC7G0NZM
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:50, Reply)
They are cool
See also dimarzio injector. Suhr make some pretty mean single coils too, but the name escapes me.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:53, Reply)
knickers

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:56, Reply)
yeah, that's it

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)

nice one, sounds good that yeah, I don't care soz
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:41, Reply)
wait, what's your problem with toast chat? many people only come here for my toast threads probably

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:09, Reply)
Maybe you could mix it up a bit,
by restricting your breakfast updates for when you don't have toast?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
haha, "not having toast", like that's even a thing

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)
Dunno I've just got up
might have some toast
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:14, Reply)
alright cunty, you missed the toast thread

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
alright synchro
s'alright, couldn't be arsed using the toaster, I'm having coffee instead
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)
I've had LOADS of coffee and toast and Marmite and bacon and eggs and mushrooms and tomatoes, that's what I've had, that's how I do breakfast

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:05, Reply)
I was like well jel til I got to the bit about mushrooms and now I'm like eeew

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:17, Reply)
if it's any consolation, the big zit on the back of my neck has burst and it feels LOADS better now

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:18, Reply)

on.aol.com/video/the-moment-man-finally-squeezes-20-year-old-spot-518510636
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:28, Reply)
nope nope nope nope nope nope nope nope

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:31, Reply)

i.imgur.com/MHuW96t.gif
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)
*cums*

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:02, Reply)
dunno, soz

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:23, Reply)
just read it all you lazy shit
there's not that much of it
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:26, Reply)
quite a lot of it is spanishfly arguing with the other two autisms though
nobody should have to read that crap
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:28, Reply)
it's not his fault, he takes some medication that causes him to act like a coked up moron every saturday night

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:33, Reply)
have i missed the apology thread yet?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)
being a prick means never having to say you're sorry

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
You're not the boss of me.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:36, Reply)
DVDfever is back. More /links activity really but can't think of anything of interest that's happened here since prickbot got banned
b3ta.com/links/1280736
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:35, Reply)
I have no idea who he is
but he gets a lot of flak
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:37, Reply)
He has problems
He posts under two different names and one abuses the other. It's all very strange.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
He's dvdfever and jeffrey44
His video about his BITCH EXGIRLFRIEND BITCH is very entertaining. He seems to have absoutely no self awareness, even for /links.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:47, Reply)
the admittedly meagre info i get from my mod tools would suggest they're not the same person, controversially

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:55, Reply)
hmm
I won't ask how you know, I shall just trust your judgement.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:59, Reply)
tapped a dog on the bot bot to get that info
you should appreciate it more
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
oh, I do

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
Thing is, if they're not the same person
that's even weirder. That means this guy follows him around just to comment and annoy him.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:08, Reply)
probably a spurned lover

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:12, Reply)
am I the same person as any other posters?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:00, Reply)
possibly

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:06, Reply)
I once read that we're all baldmonkey

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)
well you have the same signup ip as 2 other accounts but one of them is just your second account

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:11, Reply)
and the other one?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)
who is the mod of mods though?
is it HappyToast?
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:14, Reply)
Believe it or not, it's Frank

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:15, Reply)
cool

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:17, Reply)
well no, because if I was a mod then I'd give me my old account back

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:23, Reply)
sounds like something a secret mod would say

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)
for the lord mod omnipotent reigneth

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:17, Reply)
maybe, i dunno
i never speak to anyone about anything mod related apart from cr3
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:30, Reply)
unless we have full disclosure of these mod diplomatic cables i'm afraid any belief in this statement is mere conjecture and i'm not willing to officially (or unofficially) endorse that

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:36, Reply)
I've submitted an FOI request for greater transparancy in how this site is moderated

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:40, Reply)
manolith is clearly holding personal information on us, yet he is a dark, secretive and shadowy person. it's time we knew the truth.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:42, Reply)
I'm more concerned to know if my boss (and it can only really be my boss) still has an active account on here or not

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:49, Reply)
yeah, it's me
you're fired
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:53, Reply)
you can't fire me, I quit!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)
you can't quit.
i quit!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 13:00, Reply)
I've had a look but can't find any similar names to the directors of the business you work for.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:56, Reply)
i found your african brother though
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=54872
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:02, Reply)
I miss blacktangled
great poster, had lots to contribute, gone too soon :(
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:07, Reply)
woah blacktangled, bam-a-lam

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:09, Reply)

got banned mutated into frank
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
I found a grey pubic hair on my desk

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:38, Reply)
is it yours?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:44, Reply)
I'll check now

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:45, Reply)
no it's not mine

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:46, Reply)
i presume you counted them to make sure?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:47, Reply)
I merely went by colour

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:57, Reply)
it's not inconceivable that you could have one grey one
that's how it starts, you know. ask one of /talks resident methuselahs, two hats or tangles
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:10, Reply)
^spiteful

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:27, Reply)

spite youth
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
oh god!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:48, Reply)
we had 'monster munch appreciation day'
i can't believe you missed it!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:39, Reply)
The Order 1886 is fucking wank
Actually, I might tweet this
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:40, Reply)
i could have told you this before you bought it
consult me on these things, man! it's literally all i'm good for
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:51, Reply)
It came with the machine, I didn't have any choice
I'm going to get my alien fright on this evening though.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 10:54, Reply)
I don't have any idea what this subthread's about but I know I want to be in it

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:04, Reply)
video games
just video games
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
oh right, sorry, I'm not 12 years old so it's a bit lost on me

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:07, Reply)
I'M 13 ACTUALLY

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:09, Reply)
those games wouldn't be available to 12 year olds, man
that's just irresponsible
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:10, Reply)
I know someone who bought their 9 year old daughter GTA V for christmas last year

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:12, Reply)
IRRESPONSIBLE, I SAY

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:22, Reply)
there were probably other bundles, is what i'm saying

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:20, Reply)
not in this case
It was 270, and I'm now figuring out why.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:26, Reply)
instore or online?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:48, Reply)
Instore

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:00, Reply)
there's your problem, dummy!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)
I haven't been able to find one cheaper than that online
And all of the bundles have this fucking game with them.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:28, Reply)
I think BRB just called me an autism

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 11:58, Reply)
Is your spidey sense tingling?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:01, Reply)
audible gasp!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:15, Reply)
I put it on ignore as soon as I noticed it had un ignored me, lulz

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 12:31, Reply)
totally having some toast here

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:00, Reply)
I had curry for lunch yesterday and it was delicious
For some reason this confused spanishfly. Is curry not something people have for lunch? The place was pretty busy.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:03, Reply)
yeah, don't care soz

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:07, Reply)
you ignorant prick

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, Reply)
woah, no need for that, no fucking need at all

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, Reply)
well anyway, it was very nice
all you can eat buffet type thing. Plenty of choice and reasonably priced.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:18, Reply)
I've had curry for lunch.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:20, Reply)
no you haven't

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:21, Reply)
Wow, we're like twins!
Also, I watched Police Academy 5. It was shit/lovely.

People in movies are much better looking these days, aren't they.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:22, Reply)
do you get to see any tit in that?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:23, Reply)
Well Leslie Easterbrook has big old knockers on her
But she doesn't get them out. By part 5 they'd turned into family movies really.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)
Getting the family together to watch a Police Academy installment
probably counts as abuse.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:32, Reply)
Well I didn't do it for fun
They knew that before it started
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
i didn't know you'd met her!
here, try this one. pricks.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:57, Reply)
referral denied :(

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:02, Reply)
REFERRAL DENIED

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:03, Reply)
haha, idiot

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:07, Reply)
hahahaha

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:08, Reply)
get bent

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:18, Reply)
oh hahaha

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:22, Reply)
alright, chatbot

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:26, Reply)
woah, nice trips dude

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:27, Reply)
I don't have permission to access "http://ia.media-imdb.com/images/M/MV5BNDE1NTQzNjIwOF5BMl5BanBnXkFyZXN1bWU@._V1_SX640_SY720_.jpg" on this server.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:07, Reply)
have you tried a different server?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:08, Reply)
dunno what that is, soz

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:18, Reply)
Nice teeth.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:14, Reply)
that was taken for my own personal use

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:31, Reply)
I didn't watch that.
I watched Stardust.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, Reply)
Ah
well you missed out. It was a cinematic masterpiece. PROCTOOOOOOOR! and so on.
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
oh god, here we go

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:22, Reply)
Strap yourself in for the FOOOOODercoaster!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:25, Reply)
I don't think I meet the minimum fat requirement to enjoy this ride

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, Reply)
PSYCHE! I totally do.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, Reply)
yes. yes you do.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, Reply)
Yeah I know, you can see that from my funny joke reply to myself before you barged in giving it all that

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, Reply)
I had a marmite sandwich and a fruit smoothie for tea

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, Reply)
I had a fish finger sandwich

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, Reply)
haha, idiot

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, Reply)
hahaha

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
I'm going to have toast and marmite now and a cup of coffee and think about maybe having a secondary breakfast of bacon, eggs, fried tomatoes and mushrooms, just so you know

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, Reply)
I've had two cups of coffee and once the kids have gone to school I may well treat myself to something cooked

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:28, Reply)
yeah, I don't care soz

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
look, I'm getting really upset here

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:29, Reply)
move then, you might be less emosh in a different spot

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:30, Reply)
I'll do it in a minute

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:32, Reply)
that's your answer to everything, and look where it's got you

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:33, Reply)
What do you mean??
I'm a high ranking politician!
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:36, Reply)
sorry i was confusing you and spanishfly again

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:37, Reply)
it happens all the time

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
make it egg based

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:43, Reply)
ok, I just had a secondary breakfast of bacon, eggs, fried tomatoes and mushrooms
might have some more coffee now, I should probably keep my blood pressure up or it won't circulate properly round my furred arteries
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:57, Reply)
pack it up, pack it in.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:26, Reply)
I wish you would

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:27, Reply)
I'm detecting an unmistakable undercurrent of implied sibling incest

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:21, Reply)
okay, fine.

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:09, Reply)
might have some more, marmite on this time

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, Reply)
that sounds fair, at least it's not jam haha

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:10, Reply)
oh hahaha

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, Reply)
alright calm down

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:14, Reply)
sorry, bit over-excited about the marmite

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:15, Reply)
apology accepted

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:17, Reply)
cool

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:16, Reply)
might clip my fingernails later, not got much planned today beyond eating toast

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:19, Reply)
look I know what you're doing here with this trolling and it won't work because spanishfly is too clever for that

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:38, Reply)
alright tangs

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
still not entirely convinced by this whole get up at the crack of dawn, shout at the kids for an hour or so, sit in a car shouting at other drivers, just to spend eight hours sitting here being a prick, thing that goes on for five out of every seven days

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:47, Reply)
tl;dr
hi twoey
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:47, Reply)
hey babe

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:31, Reply)
get a room you two

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:34, Reply)
We've got a room

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 9:35, Reply)

too clever for that a paedophile
(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:48, Reply)
it's funny because he's a nonce

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:49, Reply)
You sure you should really be having all those carbs with your figure?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:39, Reply)
are you sure nhs food guidelines aren't to make carbohydrates the base for every meal?

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:48, Reply)
MORNHOLES

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:24, Reply)
BUMNING

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:24, Reply)
mupps

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:25, Reply)
Mr h

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:51, Reply)
HORRIBLE IS IN THE HOOOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSE!

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:55, Reply)
alright

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 7:57, Reply)
fahsands of em

(, Mon 2 Mar 2015, 8:01, Reply)

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