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'NING!!!!!
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sat 18 May 2013, 10:23,
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NINGLES
*GLOMPS*
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 18 May 2013, 10:27,
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alright Theoban
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sat 18 May 2013, 10:39,
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good morning
what a miserable day. it's pissing down and i've gotta bike home :(
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shitbiscuit fuck, Sat 18 May 2013, 10:54,
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gutted
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rosalicious, Sat 18 May 2013, 13:52,
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Not for long.
Soon the morning will end, and you'll shit yourself and have to sit there all day, chained to a radiator.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Sat 18 May 2013, 11:48,
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This is a party manifesto I can get behind
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 18 May 2013, 12:45,
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Fucking ningers
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sat 18 May 2013, 12:31,
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typical ninger
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sat 18 May 2013, 12:36,
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wazzup ninger?
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sat 18 May 2013, 12:42,
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to all my knotty headed ningers
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DOZERTRON! Baseball!, Sat 18 May 2013, 13:44,
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ninger pubes
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Sat 18 May 2013, 12:47,
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my chicken and bacon sandwich filler thing tastes like prawns
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 18 May 2013, 13:00,
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you're eating it wrong
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sat 18 May 2013, 13:12,
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It's upside down.
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JackAction Give me all your expensive brandy and hubcaps., Sat 18 May 2013, 13:40,
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Your mum tastes like prawns.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Sat 18 May 2013, 13:46,
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Heh, remember that time SSG pretended to find something funny when you could tell didn't really?
That was pretty cool.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Sat 18 May 2013, 6:56,
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I'm trying to remember a time when "SSG" and "funny" were used in the same post
I got nothing.
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Sat 18 May 2013, 8:03,
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I reckon they were both used in a post at 8:03, and another at 6:56
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Sat 18 May 2013, 9:59,
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haha we have a right laugh here
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 18 May 2013, 13:28,
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Spare me his life story
where's the doveston with the morning thread? without it we may as well be swimming in a timeless formless void.
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shitbiscuit fuck, Sat 18 May 2013, 10:13,
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i've been worked out! the jig is up!
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 18 May 2013, 13:46,
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haha yeh
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 18 May 2013, 2:21,
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Oh SSG
I'm at some club night in Manchester, it's proper shit. Never met a bigger bunch of wankers
Ducks though, haha
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Major Turd ington, Sat 18 May 2013, 2:25,
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dont think ive been on b3ta when in a club
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 18 May 2013, 2:26,
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Isn't it?
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Sat 18 May 2013, 2:44,
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wanker
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Sat 18 May 2013, 3:44,
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Where's your hat?
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:39,
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Where's me jumper?
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:49,
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Why don't you scratch me?
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:51,
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Where's your troosers?
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:53,
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so mods, to which social leper did this account belong?
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 May 2013, 21:12,
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Who cares? We're all having fun, nobody is getting hurt.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 22:02,
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all of them are hanging on the door
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mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:50,
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where's yer mam?
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:57,
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Wherever I lay my hat
that's my home.
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magnum, Fri 17 May 2013, 21:19,
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Fuck off, cunt.
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Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Fri 17 May 2013, 21:31,
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Where's me keys! Where's me phone!
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Gvpyczjppcl when I arrive I'm balls in a heatwave, Fri 17 May 2013, 22:22,
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It's right here.
I always believe that you should never be more than a few steps away from your hat.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 May 2013, 22:22,
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Sound advice, I think you're right.
I've been considering getting a hat stand. As you seem to have a lot of hat sense, can you offer any suggestions?
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 22:38,
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I hope he's gazzed you, if not that's just plain RUDE.
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 23:04,
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I didn't, I'm not ready for that level of commitment.
And as for hatstands: I generally go for the old 'lay your hats everywhere' mentality.
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 May 2013, 23:12,
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Oh, place your hats, on my hope.
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 23:19,
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The problem with laying hats anywhere is that I tend to lose my hat.
What I normally do is put it in my coat pocket, but if I need my hat but not my coat (or vice versa) then the routine is interrupted.
I'm near the end of my tether.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Sat 18 May 2013, 0:00,
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hatstands
are my favourite type of furniture.
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pikey, Sat 18 May 2013, 0:06,
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Why, with my gloves of course,
what sorta operation you think I'm a-runnin here?
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pikey, Fri 17 May 2013, 22:30,
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Can I leave my hat on?
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2 Can Chunder : Cruise Control, Sat 18 May 2013, 0:39,
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where's me washboard?!
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Sat 18 May 2013, 1:31,
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I ENJOYED THIS REFERENCE
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 18 May 2013, 2:22,
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evening
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mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:17,
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Fuck a horse
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 17:19,
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Monty Boyce with that Fuck A Horse shit
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mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:23,
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it's fuck a horse friday
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:36,
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Just like last Friday....just like next Friday........
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 17:42,
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why I'm fucking a horse right now
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 17:45,
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b3ta.com/talk/7656499
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 17:48,
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different horse though, they always run off
run free my equine chum
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 17:49,
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'tell your friends, Fridays, round here, top dollar paid'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 17:50,
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h
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:21,
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^This deserves recognition.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:35,
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The rebel's here, and he's horse tough
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:09,
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It's rare to see Geordie typed out in its purest form.
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The Hedgehog From Hell it's funny because STAR WARS, Fri 17 May 2013, 19:12,
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I can't only get my hands on a pony
does that count?
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:21,
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Neigh!
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:31,
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A likely tail!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 17:42,
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It's still afternoon here in England.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:26,
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i don't think the definition is that rigid
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:37,
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You don't think.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:38,
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well i know, most definitions say "about 6pm" which it is
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:45,
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Well it's about quarter to 6 NOW, but the thread was started at quarter past 5.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:47,
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I'd say 5pm is the start of 'early evening'
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 17:48,
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So would I, if I was trying to sound like a simpleton.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:49,
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haha yeh
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:52,
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Also he just said 'evening' which is, I think, quite rude.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:48,
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other definitions say anywhere between 4 and 9
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:52,
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This joker just don't get it
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 17:55,
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Look, I'll level with you.
I base what time of day it is mainly on the position of the sun in the sky, not some arbitrary number system.
At this time of year at this latitude, the days last longer so the evening occurs later. It might well be evening in Scandinavia, but not here, not now. There are hours of sunlight left.
If mr horrible had wished me a good evening I'd have let it slide.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:01,
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^ backpedalling
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 18:04,
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I've been coasting the whole time.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:06,
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haha i think that's how mgt judges the time of day too
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:19,
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I'm pretty sure MGT rattles some knucle bones in a cup and throws them on a sheet of black velvet to gauge the time
"ohhh", she says "bad times are coming".
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:23,
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sheet of black velvet dustbin lid
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:13,
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it's 6 hours each,
morning 6am to 12pm
afternoon 12pm to 6pm
evening 6pm to 12am
night 12am to 6am
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:06,
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i don't think that it actually is
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:09,
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well it is.
so there. because I said so and I'm right.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:10,
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cool
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:13,
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I like the simplicity of this.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:13,
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imma go with it now actually why not
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:15,
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Because it's arbitrary.
The times actually move forwards and backwards because they don't fit the natural cycle. Noon is noon regardless of GMT, it's when the sun is above you. Afternoon is any point after noon - regardless of what the time in your time zone is. Evening is when it starts to get dark. Fuck you. Fuck all of you.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:37,
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I'm really angry now.
hehe
Edit:
haha
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:38,
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haha we have a right laugh here
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:39,
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your system is equally arbitrary on a universal level
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:39,
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Not really.
Unless you consider morning, noon, afternoon, evening and night as arbitrary concepts, in which case well done for wasting your time and mine.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:50,
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well they obviously are so i dunno what the purpose of this is
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Sat 18 May 2013, 2:24,
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EARTH HAS 4 CORNER
SIMULTANEOUS 4-DAY
TIME CUBE
WITHIN SINGLE ROTATION.
4 CORNER DAYS PROVES 1
DAY 1 GOD IS TAUGHT EVIL.
IGNORANCE OF TIMECUBE4
SIMPLE MATH IS RETARDATION
AND EVIL EDUCATION DAMNATION.
CUBELESS AMERICANS DESERVE -
AND SHALL BE EXTERMINATED.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 May 2013, 21:29,
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That takes me back.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 21:57,
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AVOID THE CAVES TOO
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 22:18,
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Have you seen It's Always Dusk In Lillehammer?
Excellent light-hearted sitcom about a Norwegian black metal band.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:38,
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The one where Skjøllmur murders Count Grzhrkhrrr with an axe after eating some toadstools he found in a churchyard is particularly hilarious.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:51,
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brilliant
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 18:54,
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Therefore he's not?
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 20:00,
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BURP
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 17:39,
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hello
I'm typing this on my new Cherry G80 mechanical keyboard. It is very strange. And noisy. Clackety clackety clack. It's like a BBC Micro keyboard.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 May 2013, 19:59,
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The clock has struck two
and here's a link to a document that contains the text that comprises this week's b3ta newsletter. The link starts now
b3ta.com/newsletter/issue581/
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this is your amygdala, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:08,
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haha what japes
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:11,
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there's an ant in my bag of bagels
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:13,
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He's escaped now and is running across the coffee table
I hope he finds his way home. Good luck, little ant.
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:17,
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if he does, he'll be triumphANT
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:12,
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if not, he'll be despondANT
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:13,
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he could navigate using a tiny sextANT
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:27,
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all the way to ANTwerp
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:53,
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little fuckin pissANT
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 16:26,
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CUNT ANT
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:37,
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now there's no need for that
he's just doing his job
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:38,
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oh fuck there's loads of them now
I think I have an infestation
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:04,
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antfantstantiant
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:09,
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ANTidisestablishmentarianism
is a bad idea.
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:12,
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get some disinfectANT!!
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 17:19,
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WOOO NICE YEAH ACE
I fucking LOVE the newsletter!!!!
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 14:15,
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I hope Weebl is in it.
He's the most consistently funny internet person there is.
Well, after Kunt anyway.
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Amorous Badger : One of our most popular models., Fri 17 May 2013, 14:23,
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Rest easy
Joel is in it. Being fucking hilarious.
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bogus official shove it up your cunt, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:00,
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it is a wonder they don't have anything any of us made in there we make such great stuff
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:11,
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they should just publish the popular page on here as a newsletter every week
we're all so funny haha
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:33,
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That Kunt fellow! Seriously - the things that guy gets up to...
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 15:33,
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I'm only here for the japes - tell me there are japes
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 15:31,
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i dont click on links unless they are like this
wayback.archive.org/web/20070214130207/http://www.veronicamoser.com/images/mosers5.jpg
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:07,
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well, that's nsfw
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:12,
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i'm not at work
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:15,
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good point
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:25,
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i hope she enjoys her work
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:19,
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as much as i do
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:19,
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i think see retired a few years ago
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:26,
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she's probably rolling in it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:29,
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that looks extremely unhygenic
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:36,
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It's all about building up your immune system, just think of it as chocolate Yakult.
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:38,
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I'm pretty sure the bacteria she's ingesting isn't of the friendly variety
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 16:39,
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Once again, no game. Fuck the newsletter.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:20,
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google candy box
and don't whine anymore until you've completed it
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 17:35,
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is tragic Alan about?
here's something shit he might be interested in:
www.kickstarter.com/projects/661574105/freestylemagazine-issue-4
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mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:31,
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alright Michael Toe-boy
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 13:32,
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haha that's a bit like his username
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:39,
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You got it!!!
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 13:44,
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that is very witty
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:47,
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i love that kind of hipster art where the whole point of the art is to look kinda cool,
there's no other purpose to it
i love that
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:40,
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so, what you're saying is that people will give you money for any old shit on kickstarter?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 14:06,
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yup
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mictoboy page 4, Fri 17 May 2013, 15:25,
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mid-morning!
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mr horrible prick wanker, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:11,
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Merry mid morning sir!
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:58,
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post mid morning
/pre afternoon
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:59,
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pretty late morning now
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 11:04,
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I don't think you should discriminate against certain parts of the morning.
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Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:18,
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woah, yeah, wait what?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:20,
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is it though?
IS IT?!
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 11:39,
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Afternoon now
This is all going wrong
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 12:01,
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I know right
b3ta should try to keep up with the changing times else it'll quickly find itself on the internet scrapheap.
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:32,
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They just need a bot to post MORNING/AFTERNOON/EVENING/NIGHT at various times
COME ON ROB
SORT IT OUT
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 12:35,
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I don't see why we can't all be replaced by bots
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:36,
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That sounds a bit like I'm talking about bottoms
I'm not
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:37,
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I'm a power bottom
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 12:39,
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BOTTOM POWER!
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:22,
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The Spice Bottoms
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:23,
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we should talk
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:29,
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MORNING
LOVE MORNINGBOT V1.0
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:45,
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alright bou
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 12:46,
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i think it's drimble but i'm not sure
actually it's baldmonkey because everyone is baldmonkey, especially brb
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:49,
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It's definitely drimble.
And he can't remember the password to his 'comedy' account, otherwise he'd have used that instead.
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:05,
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i'm still reeling from when cr3 got upset that i made a new account called david bowie and posted that i was david bowie
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:39,
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I LOVE YOU TOO MORNINGBOT
I'm afraid you're broken though.
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:50,
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I preferred PRICKBOT
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:53,
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Even though it thought you were a massive prick?
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:57,
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it's like a term of endearment you prick
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:59,
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thanks
prick
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:04,
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wanker
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:01,
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prick/wanker
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shitbiscuit fuck, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:06,
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I'm going to have an omelette!
Imagine that!
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:23,
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I can't
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 12:23,
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it's easy if you try
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:29,
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I'd rather not, trying's for suckers
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Theoban This isn't what I ordered..., Fri 17 May 2013, 12:34,
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Wait, you're not planning on breaking those eggs are you?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:27,
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Nah m8
I like them rustic style
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:29,
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You put moths in it?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:34,
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May bugs
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:20,
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Hmm interesting
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:20,
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what kind of omelette? a shit one, i'd wager
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:41,
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three eggs is the optimum amount for a decent omelette
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 12:54,
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agreed
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:02,
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four eggs, mushrooms, bit of cheese
Job done
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:19,
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Do you cook the mushrooms separately?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:20,
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ain't nobody got time for that
I cook them then throw the eggies over the top. Loads of salt and pepper an' all
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:22,
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How do you keep it one piece to turn?
Or are you one of them who only cook the bottom?
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:23,
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I use a pretty small omelette pan
So it tends to be nice and thick before I flip it. I used to bung it under the grill though.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:25,
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Good idea.
Not sure if my pan is grillproof, soon find out
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:29,
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it should be
Even so, it doesn't need to be under for long
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:30,
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Doesn't this make your omelette disappointingly grey?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:26,
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Not really
Look, the only way we're going to settle this is with me cooking an omelette and posting it to you.
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:29,
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Agreed
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:34,
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did you ever watch dexter's laboratory?
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:22,
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of course
My sister was called Dee Dee for a long time because of it
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Two Hats 9/11 still freaks my nut out to this day, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:26,
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There was a Dee Dee used to post on off topic for a while
Then everyone realised she was a girl and she had to go away
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 13:27,
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morning
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:43,
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morning
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Frisbee Attorney-at-lol, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:47,
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frisbee
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:23,
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'Ning TD
That bloody capital letter was my undoing
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:50,
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get it right next time, i won't always be here to catch you when you fall
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:24,
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roger roger
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:24,
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bit more like it
Morning
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 8:15,
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monts
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:30,
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Good morning.
/OT are behaving like even bigger pricks than usual so I may hang out here a bit if that's ok?
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:16,
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Don't let him he's a prick
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:29,
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woah now, we're not that quick to judge here
let's give him a warm /talk welcome
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:31,
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get fucked
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:32,
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You set up the burning stake, I'll open stuj's Flamin' Torches 'N' Pitchforks Stall.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:43,
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Two large 'forks please stuj....no, not those ones....further up...YES.
How much are they?
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 9:21,
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You vegesexual twat.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:32,
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stay a while
stay...
forever
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:59,
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^ textbook prick post
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 9:20,
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everything in my desk drawer smells banana
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:17,
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b a n a n a s
it's bananas!
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:32,
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smells banana
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:44,
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Good day!
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:20,
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is it though?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:32,
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Well, Friday.
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:40,
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stir fryday?
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:46,
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Wait, that's actually better.
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LukeThePlatypus xStraightxFuckingxHedgex, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:58,
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right?
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:00,
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'Ning The Doveston.
'Ning everybody else.
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stuj BRING BACK BALDMONKEY YOU BALLBAGS!, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:22,
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Alright stuj
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:23,
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stuj
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:32,
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yo
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:46,
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WORD 2 YA M0MZ
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Monty Boyce "Get the h*** out of my store", Fri 17 May 2013, 9:33,
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morning
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:29,
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morning tangles
how are you sweety?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:33,
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radiant, dovely
and how are you?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:34,
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bit behind on what i was supposed to do in work this week
so, gotta work hard innit. i probably won't
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:44,
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you can't really be expected to do all your work if there's too much of it
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45,
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Fuck off you sweaty shitcunt.
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Battered Nobody wants to buy your drugs here Louis, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:37,
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you bet your arse it is
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45,
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i wonder if anyone has ever bet their arse
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:47,
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I'll bet you my arse they have
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:48,
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yeah, ok, but like, if someone bets their arse
what do you actually get, do you get to bum them or something?
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:06,
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you'll find out when I win this bet
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:12,
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ok
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:13,
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you cut off their bum
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:12,
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*whistles 'magic moments'*
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janet aylia living la vida loony, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:29,
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google was no help
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:59,
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Morning The Doveston
I have to work tomorrow, which is shit
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:17,
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haha, saturday worker
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:30,
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Trading for next friday off
So not all bad. Plus just me and sales staff in so I will probably just do my own thing
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Locus213 Slightly to the left of Bakunin, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:35,
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what is your thing?
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tangledupinblue is your clam in a jam?, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:39,
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his willy, duh
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:42,
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mourning
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:19,
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get over it
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:31,
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the good guys dress in black
remember that
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84237 Not the ringofyre's ringofyre, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:34,
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i am wearing denim jeans and a shirt which is red, green and navy blue
my pants are black though
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 9:38,
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doves
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mongychops handbrake?, that's not how i roll, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:03,
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mongs
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 10:04,
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Morning
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:40,
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you did it wrong
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The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:43,
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:(
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hartley hare is shaking his Caxirola on, Fri 17 May 2013, 7:50,
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This thread intentionally left blank.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 4:55,
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.
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Zuowan , etc., Fri 17 May 2013, 5:23,
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You made me wipe my screen :(
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Grrrmachine and then you go and spoil it all, Fri 17 May 2013, 6:43,
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RIP monitor bug :(
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manolith - six seasons and a movie, Fri 17 May 2013, 8:45,
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what the fuck guys
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:21,
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what the I
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:28,
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ha ha geddit
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:29,
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are we doing jokes about people having sex?
seems kinda odd
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:39,
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but ok.
you have sex haha get it?
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:39,
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Sex is fundamentally a pretty odd thing to do, considered objectively.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:41,
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Wait, that makes no sense.
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:41,
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haha more like you have sexual intercourse hahahaha get it
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:43,
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Yeah hahahaha
You guys
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:29,
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more like you FUCK guys get it because people have sex with men apparently i dunno
its all too liberal these days
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:43,
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Turns my stomach
I read an article in the Express about how there are gays. Mental.
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:47,
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100 reasons why the gays are just a phase
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:49,
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where is brb to debunk this
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:49,
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He knows what's happening
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woocfot friends with Sacha Distel, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:57,
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What's happening?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 2:07,
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ever seen a cow get milked?
yeh.
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 2:08,
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Soz I was watching old wrestling videos on youtube.
I'm ready for an argument now.
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brb Diet Steakette - It's Bad, Fri 17 May 2013, 2:19,
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Just posting to push down the racism and sexism
seriously, guys, wtf?
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:50,
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it's not my fault
it's those welsh women.
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pikey, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:53,
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que?
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:53,
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SSG
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:56,
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love you XXX
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:56,
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i actually make quite a good female,
just a bit tall.
my hands aint that big which is usually a giveaway
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:01,
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soap my arse & slide backwards up a rainbow ! you cunting fuck*
This is my way of saying 'goodnight' and 'it was a lovely chat'.
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pikey, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:02,
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you ruined it by being a dull prick
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:03,
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story of my life.
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pikey, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:06,
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stop being a dull prick, then.
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:18,
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tekkers
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:20,
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[rubbish, poorly-thought-out, trying-too-hard 'controversial' opinion]
Makes sense when you think about it, eh?
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:39,
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haha yeh
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:40,
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yeah,
ducks though, eh
wakwakwakwakwak
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:40,
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after dinner mince
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:40,
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sniggers
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:41,
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(non pc chocolates)
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:41,
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anything in a multipaki
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:41,
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i've run out if i'm honest
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:42,
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wakkka wakkka wakkka
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:41,
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gays can fuck off
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Sir Sand GOBLIN TEAM GONZO, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:40,
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bit harsh
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:41,
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off each other
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Mr. Tea burying dead greyhounds without a licence since, Fri 17 May 2013, 1:11,
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Dire Straits
Aren't that controversial.
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pikey, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:42,
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?
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:42,
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and neither is red wine: leave woocfot alone!
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pikey, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:44,
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just show us your tits
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:47,
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My tittage can turn folk.
and not in a good way.
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pikey, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:52,
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I get the impression you aren't that funny
prove me wrong
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:53,
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100% fact!
Now prove you are not of the same tribe...
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pikey, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:54,
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You massive racist
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:42,
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He is a cunt and I hate him
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:43,
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My mate is now listening to James Blunt.
I couldn't think of anything worse.
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:44,
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OH HANG ON
U2!
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:44,
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To think I used to respect you
funny how shit can change overnight
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:46,
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I FUCKING LOVE BONGO
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:47,
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Your mate?
what the fuck?
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:45,
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I have his Spotify account
Good god are you DRUNK?
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:47,
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yup
*waves*
LOVE YOU
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broadsword, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:47,
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LOVE YOU TOO
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:50,
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being eaten alive by a shark?
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Moon Girl Technologies don't take my word for anything, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:45,
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Not even close
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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver is eating a Banana Mouskouri, Fri 17 May 2013, 0:49,
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