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alright

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:54, Reply)
The Queen PURRS

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:01, Reply)
yeah!
and i thought she was supposed to be a lizard!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:02, Reply)
I'm more comfortable with the lizard idea.
I wonder if she likes being scratched behind the ear?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:04, Reply)
she's so fucking sexy

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:09, Reply)
She's modelling herself on Dame Helen Mirren.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:12, Reply)
eew, wouldn't

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:15, Reply)
Mirren or Queen?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:16, Reply)
i don't suppose you'd have a choice if it were the Queen,
you'd do as she asked or she'd have your head cut off.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:22, Reply)
That's just foreplay.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:59, Reply)
4chan keep getting media attention for being pricks.
Are you guys just the wrong sort of pricks?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)
all 20 of us

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:05, Reply)
20? That's generous.
I thought 80% of the board was Dr Shambolic.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:07, Reply)
yeah but the other 20% is 19 of us

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:19, Reply)
dunno who that is, soz

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:24, Reply)
he's the one who thinks he's better than everybody else
um might not be narrowing it down that much actually
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:24, Reply)
I struggle with the depth of character on a comedy forum, soz

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:27, Reply)
What is this 'comedy' word people keep batting around?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:28, Reply)
it's like when you do a really good poo

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:54, Reply)
All my poos are the same.
I think it's just one infinite poo that I need to keep trimming so it doesn't grow too big.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:00, Reply)
short bum and sides?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:04, Reply)
I use a cigar cutter.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 22:04, Reply)
You forget so soon.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:25, Reply)
I can't even :(

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:07, Reply)
it's not like the old days,
when Rob used to get on Newsnight as an internet expert or some shit
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:23, Reply)
Who does that these days?
Probably Stephen Fry.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:27, Reply)
afterdoublegeography

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:34, Reply)
triple math

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:36, Reply)
economics with Mrs jadididididi dede di
We did that to the dukes of hazard horn sound, think she loved it
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:41, Reply)
you did economics at school?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:44, Reply)
take no notice he's sat there typing lies, its his m.o.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:48, Reply)
bit harsh, and yes I did economics at school

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:29, Reply)
Yer gcse, it wernt that good, no trading or anything, more long term futures markets

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:34, Reply)
we only had Home Economics,
which isn't the same thing at all
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:18, Reply)
Fingering in the stock cupboard
with Mr Wombat
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:43, Reply)
here anyone watch that educating essex thing? teenagers are right cunts

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:47, Reply)
i wouldn't want to extrapolate from Essex to the rest of the world

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:49, Reply)
extrapolate
fruity
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:52, Reply)
that's not what my maths teacher said it meant

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:57, Reply)
somewhere out there, theres some text books need proper updating

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:58, Reply)
go to page 24... *flips pages*
go to page 86... *flips pages*
go to page 15... *flips pages*

lol YOURE MUM
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:59, Reply)
the French textbooks always had CDCs
drawn on the heads of all the characters in the comic strips.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:01, Reply)
haha or the science book 'go to page...' led you to a picture of the human anatomy with heavily pencilled in bush and enlarged tits

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:04, Reply)
with arrows pointing to the tits and minge, just in case you missed it like

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:05, Reply)
I used to do that, every week the school library put round stuff that got sexyfied

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)
i still do it with copies of the business plan what management leave in the mess room

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:08, Reply)
"go to page 15 for gross profit"
and you've drawn bigger performance on the performance indicators
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:22, Reply)
i don't want to know what "textbook" and "updating" mean in this context

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:59, Reply)
oh god

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:00, Reply)
I forgot you had to sign in to create new definitions - too much effort.
I was going to add "Rosalicious - A stinky butthole aftertaste." :-(((((((
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:05, Reply)
trouser why would you want to do this, whatever happened to sisterhood

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:06, Reply)
Emma Watson made me do it.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:07, Reply)
that massive bitch

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:07, Reply)
I hated teenagers even when i was a teenager
scientists should come up with a way to do without them altogether

or send them to war or sutin
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:50, Reply)
be careful what you wish for

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:52, Reply)
my mate teaches them, she's since put on three stone and turned lesbean, make of that what you will

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:56, Reply)
children our are future

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:20, Reply)
everybody's searching for a hero

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:30, Reply)
fuck, I don't remember any of my high school lessons

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Bet you kept thinking about the tits of that girl you fancied in school well into your 20s and 30s and sometimes you stop mid-wank and realise who you're visualising is young enough to be your daughter but still you carry on anyway

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:03, Reply)
jesus, I was one, many two wanks away from forgetting about her.
now I'll have to start over again.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 21:05, Reply)
Where *is* Bartleby?
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2766766/BA-pilot-sex-underage-boys-stop-overs-India-long-haul-flights.html
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)
NDIYM

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:19, Reply)
why would my mum have deliveries?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:25, Reply)
well, she does work in a wharehouse
or something like that anyway
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:26, Reply)
I think the BIG HTML tag should be allowed here.
But only for me, JMG, and I suppose the last remaining MOD that actually looks here.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:27, Reply)
dunno what you're on about soz.
Fuck off back to links?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:30, Reply)
Steady on Jay, Dave Trousers is fresh from a more waki internet era circa 2008.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:33, Reply)
^^ DT Fan Club Member 94007 ^^

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:46, Reply)
alright
anybody like dancing? I can dance like a mother fucker
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:12, Reply)
You want to be careful with that, look what happened to Patrick Swayze

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:28, Reply)
he had sex with an underage girl in front of her appalled parents?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:37, Reply)
he said Patrick Swayzorz
not SpanishFly
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:46, Reply)
is it still posting it's rubbish here?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)
was at 15:10

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:59, Reply)
he continually put smoking hot bitches to the sword right up until his dying day?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)
I don't even know what this means, I read it on the internet

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:45, Reply)
now I've just read it on the internet so it must be true

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:53, Reply)
I think it means impaling women who are on fire, seems a bit harsh

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)
These celebrities seem to get away with anything

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)
Fuck it, my brain's dead from signing repeat prescriptions, I'm going home

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:03, Reply)
don't worry ... you'll soon be replaced by a computer
then you can spend all your time at home

prolly not your current one though given your much diminished circumstances
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Nah, when Ed Milliband gets in he's giving me a pay rise.
'bout bloody time too, I need a new car
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:07, Reply)
politicians don't make those decisions, the market does
you're obsolete ... 80% of your job can be done better and cheaper by a machine ... that's 80% of you out of a job

I mean ... it's possible you're in that remaining 20% ... but let's be honest ... it's not all that likely, is it?

and you'll have to complete for the menial jobs with the solicitors who'll be made obsolete and redundant six months earlier
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)
we can dance if you want to
we can leave your friends behind
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Everybody look at your hands!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:46, Reply)
Hey manolith, you're a mod and seem to have plenty of time on your hands, why don't you just set the new QOTW?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:54, Reply)
"Outraged Online"

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:58, Reply)
"How many times has SpanishFly touched your kids?"

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:00, Reply)
if he had any balls he'd just delete the whole thing

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:01, Reply)
This is clearly his opportunity to be an internet hero

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:13, Reply)
we don't need another hero!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:15, Reply)
everybody look at my glans!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:04, Reply)

mother fucker overweight, middle-aged mess with cerebral palsy
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:47, Reply)

fucking his mother
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:48, Reply)
well if you are I hope you are being gentle, she's getting on a bit

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:54, Reply)
the multiple sclerosis hasn't done much for her mattress gymnastics either

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:02, Reply)
with my back?? ? ? ? no ta

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:53, Reply)
You could throw some moves on your mobility scooter?
Wouldn't want you to feel left out.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:56, Reply)
bit harsh
he did his back in with a swan dive down tootenham court road in 85.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 18:59, Reply)
I'm pretty much convinced that I'll die while break dancing.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:04, Reply)

break dancing walking up the stairs, next week.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:06, Reply)
my mate paul broke his neck doing a headspin.
He was about 35 the prick
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:06, Reply)
sadly he lived

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Oh well
Then I hope he gets a brain tumour.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:09, Reply)
hahaha
I hope he died
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:07, Reply)
Or ended up quadraspazzed

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:08, Reply)
on a life glug

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:13, Reply)
hardcore ... worst my lot have done is a wrist and a collar bone

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:17, Reply)
Yeah, that's what you've been getting them to put on the sick notes but it doesn't stop you fishing does it?
Bloody benefits cheats.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:00, Reply)
like I'm entitled to benefits, I think you have to have less than 16k to apply

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:10, Reply)
You could always, you know, just spend all your money, safe in the knowledge that the state won't let you starve

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 19:12, Reply)
"Denver, the last dinosaur
He's your friend and a whole lot more"

What do you suppose he means by that?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:08, Reply)
it means shut up

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:11, Reply)
I'm not sure that it does, the doveston
You been to Langstone recently?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)
he's doing your mum

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)
That makes sense

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
classic mono

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:23, Reply)
I'm looking forward to more MONO!'s bumhole-related antics. Next week: Total prolapse

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:34, Reply)
You spiteful man

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:23, Reply)
hey tw'ats
if you were a soup
what depth of soup would you be?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)
About 2 inches

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:29, Reply)
Worst blind date question / response ever

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 17:54, Reply)
It means he also deals krokodil

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:23, Reply)
sweet

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)
I didn't realise the bassist from Krokodil is now also the bassist in Slipknot.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:28, Reply)
he's also a dinosaur, is what they mean

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)
But then that's already established in the first line

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:25, Reply)
He's a talking dinosaur who can time-travel?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)
Fuck this, I'm going home

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:24, Reply)
fuck you
We don't need you. I'm in the fucking juicer anyway.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:29, Reply)
it means
he's the last surviving member of the dinosaur race, having murdered all the others, before hiding himself in an egg so he could pretend to be a baby. however, he isn't. he's just biding his time, before he beats those fucking californian stoner kids to death with his 80's style guitar.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:35, Reply)
Posting a picture? STOP!
No, not posting picture thank you. Fuckin psycho.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:03, Reply)
MONO! wins the popular page everyone
Let's give him a big hand!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
oh fuck off.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
you should all be ashamed of yourselves

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
This is for you:
goo.gl/PFvZY5
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:45, Reply)
wonderful

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
awww, you guys

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
hahahaha
that was special
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
You did this to yourself

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
it's fucking hideous

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:18, Reply)
I think it's rather tasteful and understated

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:19, Reply)
I'm not happy.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)
How's your bumhole this afternoon?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:21, Reply)
I think I've got piles

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:24, Reply)
ew
Less fibre
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:25, Reply)
haha, classic MONO!
clicked
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:39, Reply)
Your poor god damned bumhole

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:44, Reply)
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(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:15, Reply)
awesome

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
I used to really love tractors you know
But not anymore, now I am an ex tractor fan.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
Someone stole my mood ring
I'm not sure how I feel about that
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
You're doing it wrong
Now fuck off.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
ipswich football club?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
No, he went of his own Accord

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:13, Reply)
I surprisingly easy and painless to kill yourself these days
Google for some ideas.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:14, Reply)
Have you heard about the psychic midget that's escaped from jail?
Apparently there's a small medium at large

EDIT: why is everyone so upset?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:45, Reply)
I haven't about the psychic medium at all

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)
i haven't about

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Thanks for getting me on the popular page

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)
I reckon we need an entire popular page of mono repeatedly posting the same thing

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)
his noise/content ratio over the years is truly a thing of wonder

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:06, Reply)
his bumhole is a thing of wonder

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
stay about from my bins

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)
there's an idea
he's a midget, he could easily hide in bins. check 'em for tiny stowawas, people!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:51, Reply)
do my work

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
I'm busy pretending to be busy at one job, MONO
I don't have the strength to not work at two jobs
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
YOU'RE SO SELFISH
:'(
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)
One man can only be so lazy, MONO
Wait...does make sense? It makes sense in my head.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)
shut up and do my lazy too.
I've got stuff to be getting on with,
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)
Are we just supposed to pretend you didn't have a great big tantrum then?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:52, Reply)
it's alright he has some stock excuse about some medication he takes which, when combined with alcohol, turns him into a bloobloo prick who can't remember what he posts

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
nah ... that was bagginstock
and mortal wombat
and baldmonkey
and boudicca
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)
^ upset

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:02, Reply)
Yeah
because that's something that totally happens.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)
he's dangerous unstable
i fear for his students and i'm glad he's far away up north
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
oh god, don't say that
He'll see 'dangerously unstable' and read 'edgy & cool'.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
i don't think he has enough control over his own mind for that to be true

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:16, Reply)
when you say midget, are you actually talking about noncing up children
you fucking nonce
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
YEAH!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:00, Reply)

I'm upset about global warming, and the situation in Syria.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)
bent

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:05, Reply)
why is 6 afraid of 7?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)
Because 7 is a registered six offender

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
:(
i wanted to say that, you're so meeeeeean! bloo bloo bloo
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)
A quarter of your age + 2?
That's the rule isn't it?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)
What rule is this now?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
It isn't
Numbers are a device used to denote value, quantity or mathematical calculation. The idea that one number might be afraid of another doesn't make sense.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
Apologies, I don't understand the question

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
fuck off mgt

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:10, Reply)
because 7 is bigger and so are bullies usually but not on the internet due to the anonymity available online to an extent

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
7 posted 6's home address on a dead internet comedy site.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
No wai
That prick
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:12, Reply)
6 is a daily mail reader and 7 is an islamist

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:31, Reply)
i have, yes. Terrible business.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:07, Reply)
Aftermath

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:35, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Ha ha yeah because people who struggle with or dislike maths would be well upset it's over.
No, wait....
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
mnnnnnnnnnnng

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)
It's spelled 'morning' you simpleton
and you're nearly three hours late
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:47, Reply)
I think I already asked this.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
Is that when all you innumerate retards start crying?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
I think I already asked this.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:39, Reply)
oh mono, you utter spastic

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:03, Reply)
this comes after the final solution
or something

I didn't read history in maths school.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)
a whole school just for maths?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)

i.imgur.com/XX9v0Yf.jpg
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)
What even is that?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)
My glorious fizzog
and some concave or convex lenses
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)
that's never you.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:53, Reply)
Do you want a t-shirt of it?
I'll make you a t-shirt
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:56, Reply)
cool

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:58, Reply)
are you just filling your imgur album up with selfies?
you vain bastard
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:04, Reply)
It certainly looks that way

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:08, Reply)
pervert

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:09, Reply)
YOU'RE ON FUCKING FIRE

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:40, Reply)
*throws bucket of water on GMOS*

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)
now you have to nominate someone, or something.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:41, Reply)
I nominate each computer used by each /talk person

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
I can't even

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)
afternooh

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)
huh?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)
hey tw'ats
what's your problem?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
Low self worth and a minor substance abuse problem
Why do you ask?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:56, Reply)
apathy

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:05, Reply)
ennui?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:08, Reply)
alaska

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:18, Reply)
jamaica

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:36, Reply)
bangor

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Later on I have to drive my wife to Manchester, then on to North Wales from there in a real hurry
I'm getting her to Oldham, then bangor as fast as I can!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Jakarta

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
RIP left eye
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that can't get no love from me
Hanging out the passenger side
Of his best friend's ride
Trying to holler at me
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:03, Reply)
Did u rite this? its rly gud! xoxox

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)
hi sock puppet 94980
I'm not sure why I think you might know this, but did popular internet bully Dr Shambolic get stepped this week?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:26, Reply)
You think he got stepped?
Gee, how bad could it have been?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:33, Reply)
that awful dr has a mean habit of pointing out when people may be lying and then backing his claims up with 'knowledge' and 'evidence'

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
he's a terrible troll and should be banned 4eva

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:39, Reply)
yeah!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
scandalous suggestion
what could lead to that?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:34, Reply)
Well I for one am shocked
I had no idea about any of this! This so surprising, etc
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)
I'm not trying to insinuate anything here

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Well if you think I had anything to do with it, you'd be dead wrong
dead wrong
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)
I genuinely have no idea what's happened here

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
He put someone's address in his sig line
It's probably something to do with that.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:45, Reply)
oh, that old chestnut
that's like a kick me sign. Hardly bannable.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)
was it a bleating QOTW poster perchance?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I believe so

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
Dunno then

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
you'd think so
bit apparently it is ... allegedly ... I obviously wouldn't know as I'm a brand new user who just happened upon this place and has no idea how any of this works

and I've got tits and that
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I like breasts

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:25, Reply)
it wasn't the address of a carehome, was it?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)
I doubt terrible internet troll Dr Shambolic would go THAT far
that's more of a SpanishFly thing to do.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
this used to be such a friendly place, hobbers
where did it all go wrong?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)
people left and/or died

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
shame

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:50, Reply)
not really
everybody here is shit and should die in a fire
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:57, Reply)
FAIR ENOUGH

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 15:11, Reply)
couldn't possibly say

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
hanging is too good for him, he makes me v upset online

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:40, Reply)
IM NOT UPSET HE IS

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)
I'm going to assume that you're that l33t h4xx0r, Dr. Shambolic,
until I hear otherwise.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:33, Reply)
I reckon it's sammi, I have a sense of great fucking ugliness from its posts

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
Eww.
Whatever it is, it ought to be banned, sharpish.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:57, Reply)
that seems unlikely
if it was me then I definitely wouldn't have made it clear that it's me from the very first post or owt
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
Of course not, Brigadier.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
i'm a bit sleepy, i can tell you that much

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:18, Reply)
alright modolith

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
alright horby

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
stop staying up so late
it's bad for your brain
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
you can't tell me what to do
you're not my real dad
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Looks like it might rain and I didn't bring a jacket
What does it look like but you didn't bring? You can't say Final Solution.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:56, Reply)
I didn't realise I was on Cards Against Humanity Online
and as an answer:
"You're god damn right it's a beautiful day"
&
"Clown with a frown"
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:58, Reply)
I don't know what that is, sorry
Clowns don't frown!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
you don't know cards against humanity?
it's pretty cool
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Yes, I don't know cards against humanity

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I've never played it, it's the kinda game for pricks

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
Well if anyone knows what games a prick might like, it's MONO!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07, Reply)
*thumbs up*

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
If you leave your thumb up there it'll get infected

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
this should be all the proof you need that it's worth trying, hattie

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I've read the rules, and do not understand them
I think I need to watch a human playing it
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)
i don't have a deck, sadly
otherwise i'd bring it round
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL BUY ME ONE FOR MY BIRTHDAY IN 11 DAYS
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)

e i
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
MAYBE SOMEONE WILL BUY... etc

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)

BUY download the cards and go through the effort of cutting them to size and laminating them
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
oh, i did that at my old job, minus the laminating
predictably, they got a bit ruined
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
If only a short blonde woman who we both know had her own laminator

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:26, Reply)
haha, we have one here at work
to have one at home though! you obviously spoil her
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
She lives like a fucking queen, Manolith
A QUEEN
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
that makes two of you

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
you are such a bitch

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
you were practically begging for it, you slut

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
We have a proper laminator here at work
rather than those silly little pouch things
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:58, Reply)
laminate your knob

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)
way ahead of you

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
A chufty badge is in the post

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:41, Reply)
you should
as i said, it's pretty cool
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I know about pretty cool

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
I don't know how cool pretty cool is

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
that's 'cause you're pretty uncool

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
This should explain everything:
youtu.be/mjXWpK2YqQE
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)
But take heed:
youtu.be/P1QOJMm-X-o
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)
I think it is slightly less cool than well cool, but is still cool nonetheless

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)
it's on the precipice of "quite cool" (this must be spoken with a slight nod)
it's cooler than just "cool" though.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
what's cooler than being cool?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
Ice Cold
obviously.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright alright

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
Oh no! He's in a loop
*shakes him like a polaroid picture, shakes him, shakes him, shakes him like a polaroid picture*

uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
*dead*

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
It's all clearly explained in the links I posted up there ^

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
fuck off back to /links

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I am listening to Manic Street Preachers - The Holy Bible album
it's 20 years old apparently, I quite like it, so there you go.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:05, Reply)
yes it is
I found that highly influential at the time. A friend of mine couldn't listen to The Intense Humming of Evil without a feeling of dread gripping him.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:06, Reply)
I went to see them live in Cardiff about 8 years ago, they played mostly Holy Bible stuff
it was great, despite the bass player and his knob
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I saw them in Bournemouth in 98
It was mostly Everything Must Go stuff really. But that was when I checked out. I bought This Is My Truth, lsitened to it once, out it back on the shelf and never listened to it, or bought another Manics record again.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
fair call
I don't think I played This Is My Truth... after the first time either
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I just think they needed Richey
Is it wrong to wish that Nicky had thrown himself off a bridge?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
probably...?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
I wish they all had

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
someone has discovered a new image-hosting site

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:07, Reply)
lol
I'm like Christopher Colombus. I've discovered something that millions of people already knew about.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:08, Reply)
i have a 'reputation level' of 820 there
which gives me the 'notoriety status': accepted
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:09, Reply)

5.9.83.79/talk/7767152
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
work, motivation

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:59, Reply)
I feel you

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
pervert

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
dunno

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
sweet

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:03, Reply)
I might go out in a bit and forget something, or try

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:10, Reply)
Seriously though, what's worth remembering these days?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
I just remembered its my ex wife's birthday soon, better get a present I suppose

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
What do you buy the woman who has half of everything?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
half? lol, she got it all, I got a few bin bags of clothing

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:14, Reply)
are you still on good terms then?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Yer we get on well, mother of my kids and all that

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
that's cool
puts less emotional stress on the kids
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:22, Reply)
yeah it's easier to get along, we are long brother and sister now, I'll always love the bitch

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:39, Reply)
aw, that's beautiful in its own way

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
love

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:02, Reply)
baby, don't hurt me

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:03, Reply)
its beginning to look a lot like christmas

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:04, Reply)
Did you bring me a present?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:12, Reply)
it's not your birthday

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)
it was a month ago

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
you never said :(
tell you what, i'll buy your next record to help recoup some of your losses
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
just make sure you buy it from me this time, not norman records

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
Will you send me jovial emails explaining the delay like he did?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
no, I'm very dour and not at all jovial

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
it's mine in 11 days!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
i have set a reminder

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
you're a true friend, MEATSNAKE

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
I would definitely like and share your posts on Facebook, 97% of people wouldn't

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
that's true :(

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
Look at this story
www.portsmouth.co.uk/news/local/former-portsmouth-musician-found-shot-dead-in-french-farmhouse-1-6314455

I think a better headline would be "Someone who met a person once who is now dead"
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:46, Reply)
hurrr, 'traon bras'
but yeah, there is a ludicrous amount of detail in that story
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Why mention she has grandchildren?
I tell you, I love the portsmouth news website. It's full of so much pointless shit.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:50, Reply)

One of the strongest memories Ive got, he was driving an old 2CV, with a sliding roof.

I remember him sat on the roof steering it with his feet.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)
mental
i used to deliver that paper. it was rubbish apart from the daily dingbat
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:53, Reply)
There's another story of a woman whose dog died
She was once a contestant on Dragon's Den
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:54, Reply)
the dog?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:59, Reply)
Almost
She 'invented' ice cream for dogs. Fuck's sake.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:40, Reply)
google suggested I might want to search for training bras instead and now I'm on a register :(

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 11:57, Reply)
it was a trap!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)
alright
Alt: morning
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:06, Reply)
fuck off dozers
alt: fuck off dozers
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:42, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 7:56, Reply)
bit rude

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:11, Reply)
Ok, so I was a bit shocked today
Dropped off the kids at school (literally) and one of the other dads was wearing a lostprophets t-shirt. in the playground. Of a primary school. Thoughts?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:52, Reply)
most of them probably weren't nonces

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:53, Reply)
Most of the Glitter band weren't but I wouldn't wear one of their t-shirts either

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:55, Reply)
And if I did, I don't think I'd wear it in a school playground

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01, Reply)
maybe it was a really shit dare

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:02, Reply)
Maybe

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I'm not sure that in wearing an old band t-shirt he was perpetuating the abuse of children or anything

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
Neither am I
I just think it's supposed to be a "joke" and it's not at all funny.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Maybe he doesn't watch the news, and is unaware that the singer of his favourite band is a raging peado

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:15, Reply)
you should tell him

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Perhaps
Anyway, now that's done. What's going on? Any news today?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I've just got back from snowdownia, went trampolining in a cave, which was awesome, and then did a mile long zipline from the top of a quarry
over a lake from 435 metres,it was headfirst and reached speeds of over 100mph. It was exactly the same feeling as when you fly like a jet in your dreams :D
off to brighton tonight, then slovakia tomorrow for a dodgy looking ropeswing and to fire some guns. all good in the world of glovington right now.

S'appnin with tw'ats?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:22, Reply)
^beaker cunt
edit: I'm just excited. I love it when life is treating me good
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:25, Reply)
Fuck, that sounds brilliant
Blimey, you've got a much more exciting life than I do.

I'm doing bugger all. That just might be why I feel so fucking bored all the time. I want to start a band, but I don't really want to start it with strangers, and few of my friends are musical, and even fewer want to be in a band.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:26, Reply)
I know that feeling. Many of my friends are musical. I just live really far away from all of them
I had this idea once for a website where you could jam with the rest of a band through like a skype thing, but I guess its still not gonna be smooth enough till the future. I thought you could do private sessions,for rehearsals etc or just jump into a random jam with strangers, say, pick the genre of music you want to play and jump straight in with other musicians.live video and audio. maybe one day...
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Yeah, people keep trying to convince me to do open mic nights and what have you
but I'm more of a backline kinda guy. I need a flamboyant front man to counteract my quiet mystique :)
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:39, Reply)
The big problem with open mic nights is that they are full of cunts

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:40, Reply)
Well if the shoe fits!
Yeah, it's really not my bag. I'm not a great singer either.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:41, Reply)
What happened to Personality Horse, anyway?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:40, Reply)
good question

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:42, Reply)
He's trying to look like he was in to them before it was cool to hate them.
Typical hipster. If he's there tomorrow, ask him about his pizza oven.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:07, Reply)
This is also a possibility
He could just be a thoughtless hipster. But he drives a white van...not very hipster-y.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
not yet...

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:10, Reply)
That;s true
Maybe he started driving white vans before it was cool. Way before.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)
Foggy out here.
Air France cancelled my flights so I'm sleeping in. Nobody at work needs to know I haven't gone, at least until the afternoon.
Anything planned yourself?
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:17, Reply)
so not Froggy out there then

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Do you regularly post on internet forums in your sleep?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:51, Reply)
zzzbumholeszzz

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:26, Reply)
sup nigga

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:41, Reply)
alright manolith

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:45, Reply)
fuck off mozers

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
wake up, you lazy swine
there's a days modding to be done
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)
Is that from Flight of the Bumholebee?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:36, Reply)
Yeah, but I don't have any control over what I write when it happens
So my bank account has now been moved to Nigeria and I'm on an MI5 watchlist. Must be something subconcious I said.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Good evening.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:21, Reply)
Good evening.
I'm talking about BASE!
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:33, Reply)
How lowe can you go?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:17, Reply)
yes

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:50, Reply)
greetings and salutations

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 8:53, Reply)
Fuck the fucking fuck off, fuck off dozers.
Also, morning.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:00, Reply)
I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR PHYTOPLANKTON

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:11, Reply)
Because they don't like being wanked on

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:21, Reply)
I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR CELLULAR ATROPHY

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:36, Reply)
do you have time for our lord jesus christ?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:37, Reply)
I AIN'T GOT NO TIME FOR OMNIPOTENT SKY MEN

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:43, Reply)
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:50, Reply)
Alright GMoS

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Morning my double-veiled peak top

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Yes, yes it is morning
I'm currently enjoying an earl grey; hot.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:02, Reply)
top class beveraging
I'm currently writing an email and making a few tweaks to some CSS
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Ooh, get you

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:06, Reply)
I am looking to apply for a new job at the moment.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:08, Reply)
I'm still looking for a butler

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:09, Reply)
I'm pretty good at fetching and carrying
I'm like a dog but all the hair is on my face.
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:11, Reply)
That's the best place to have it, really

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Cheers Beard, Cheards

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:13, Reply)
Thants!

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
I suppose it eventually evolves into monkey business.

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:38, Reply)
bit late this morning as I had stuff to do

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 9:53, Reply)
yer
morning
(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 10:01, Reply)
Hello. As it's a bit quiet here tonight, I wonder if I can interest you in a small penis?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 0:23, Reply)
Can you throw in anything else to sweeten the deal?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 0:31, Reply)
two veg?

(, Tue 23 Sep 2014, 3:00, Reply)

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