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MORNING!


alright
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:50, Reply)
happy morning to you too

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:55, Reply)
aloha

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
I've decided to post in this alternative morning thread,
even though it's MONO!'s.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:57, Reply)
what's with all the MONO! depreciation lately?

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:58, Reply)
The value of MONO! may go down, as well as up.
Your MONO! may be at risk if you fail to make payments on any loan secured against it.
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:02, Reply)
it's currently up four points

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)
YEAH!
*punches air*
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
alright MONO!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:58, Reply)
Nah, I'm half left
LOL!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:05, Reply)
HaHA!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:00, Reply)
kaKAH!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
you're such a beaker

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:01, Reply)
penis beaker?

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
classic MONO!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:03, Reply)
the one and only

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:06, Reply)
MORNING

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:45, Reply)
alright horbs

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:47, Reply)
sorry ... I mean MORNING HORBS

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:50, Reply)
MORNING SHAMMERS

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:51, Reply)
boom

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:50, Reply)
BOOM

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:50, Reply)
Sh-shake the room

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:12, Reply)
HI HOW ARE YOU

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:47, Reply)
I'M WEARING A SHIRT LIKE SOME SORT OF FUCKING ALTAR BOY OR SOMETHING

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:50, Reply)
BIT GAY

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:51, Reply)
IT'S GOT A BIT OF PINK IN IT

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:53, Reply)
SO HAVE YOU HUR HUR

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:59, Reply)
SET IT ON FUCKING FIRE

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:29, Reply)
I'M NOT SURE THAT WILL BE A GOOD LOOK FOR A CLIENT MEETING BUT IF YOU SAY SO

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:40, Reply)
ALRIGHT MONO LITH

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:50, Reply)
mongolith

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:08, Reply)
Oz

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:51, Reply)
TWATS

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 7:58, Reply)
GET FUCKED YOU BLACK BASTARD GAY CUNT

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:09, Reply)
alright you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:14, Reply)
good morning.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
fuck off dozers

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:24, Reply)
mr horrible

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:42, Reply)
GOOD MORNING

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:12, Reply)
BORIS

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:15, Reply)
HEY HOW R U LOL
YOU CAN'T SAY MEATY
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:14, Reply)
MEATY

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:14, Reply)
IT APPEARS YOU CAN AFTER ALL

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:15, Reply)
I NO RITE

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:17, Reply)
MIND=BLOWN

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:18, Reply)
HEY YOU
GET INTO MY CAR
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:14, Reply)
THAT'S NOT A CAR

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:15, Reply)
high

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:18, Reply)
Are you?

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:22, Reply)
Hey guys, it's 2 can's birthday tomorrow, I think we should have a whip-round to get him something nice. He mentioned wanting a new DLSR camera so we should get him that.

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:20, Reply)
I think we should get him fuck all

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:23, Reply)
I think we should all get him reported to the GMC

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:27, Reply)
i hope some candle wax drips onto your birthday cake and ruins it in one very specific area

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:30, Reply)
I HOPE YOUR PATIENTS POO EBOLA INTO YOUR GRINNING BIRTHDAY MOUTH

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:41, Reply)
okily dokily

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:40, Reply)
awight

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:41, Reply)
MORNING WHAT'S WITH ALL THE CAPITALS?

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:56, Reply)
CAPITALISM IS GREAT!

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 9:00, Reply)
no

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:56, Reply)
I farted on my hamster...
...Now it just sits there with a haunted look on it's face, refusing to eat...
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 0:55, Reply)
To be fair, I'd do the same fucking thing

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:05, Reply)
setting fire to the fart
now that's entertainment
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:59, Reply)
on it is face

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 8:24, Reply)
Ebola now in the U.S.
Not that I think we should be concerned or anything.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:02, Reply)
would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:04, Reply)
I would say that it's something we should definitely put on the agenda.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:06, Reply)
yes i would, kent

(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 1:59, Reply)
He's a badly underrated dj and producer.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:04, Reply)
I hear he's massive
in West Africa
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:24, Reply)
I've heard he responds well to ZMapp

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:26, Reply)
it'll be fine,
their amply-funded public health service will take care of it
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:15, Reply)
^upset

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:18, Reply)
Should I panic?
Or just go to bed and piss myself again? Please advise.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:19, Reply)
piss yourself
then go to bed and panic. It's the obvious solution
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:23, Reply)
Pissing yourself in Bed can actually lower your risk of contracting the disease
But you have to stay there.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:27, Reply)
Relabel it as iBola and everyone will want it.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:36, Reply)
I LOVE YOU EBOLA-CHAN!
GOOD LUCK EBOLA-CHAN!
(, Wed 1 Oct 2014, 2:44, Reply)
it's my birthday
Tell me I'm upset or something. I'm bored as shit
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:17, Reply)
fuck a horse
we share a birthday, you cunt.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:21, Reply)
stop copying me, god mate you are well sad

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:24, Reply)
fuck you, monty

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:26, Reply)
I'm 41 2dae
No doubt u r 2 u fagit
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:27, Reply)
As Dr Skagra to write you a nice story.
Happy birthday to you and Mr Horrible.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:22, Reply)
thx bbz xxx

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:28, Reply)
methuselations!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:36, Reply)
#bboy4lyfe

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:41, Reply)
^bored as shit^

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:41, Reply)
Posting a picture?
STOP!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:45, Reply)

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'-'

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:55, Reply)
another year has passed, another year closer to death
becoming less relevant as time passes, pretty soon you'll be the white noise on the fringe of society, nobody will acknowledge let alone care about you

you might as well just end it all now and avoid the ignominy of the latter years in life
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:59, Reply)
avoid it?
but that's the best bit!

i started young
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:00, Reply)
oh man
Now I know how 'David Teh Trousers' feels.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:02, Reply)
Happy birthday guys,
I made you this, I hope you both like it because it took me ages.

xx
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:03, Reply)
Thanks 'Birmingham Rent Boy' that means a lot bro

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 23:07, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:46, Reply)
C'CCCCCHHHHHHHHAAAAAARRRRRRRLLLLLLTTTTTONNNNNNNNN

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:49, Reply)
skillz
I expected Norwich to win that, but Charlton showed those pikey inbreds
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:57, Reply)
I'm dizzy this far up the table

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:01, Reply)
I'm surprised Fulham have been absolute shit
I expected Cardiff to be where Norwich were and visa versa.
I reckon Charlton will get a playoff place.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:02, Reply)
Cardiff are unsettled, Norwich are strong, and I think charlton will drift unless the new owner loans us even more lovely Belgium players, viva le eu

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:07, Reply)
I heard that Liverpool are magic, Everton are tragic.
It didnt come from me tho ok
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:50, Reply)
I held a hedgehog's hand for a moment today.
It blushed.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:53, Reply)
There were four badgers just outside the window earlier.
Costing a fortune in peanuts.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:57, Reply)
it was when all the peanut trees died out in England that the great feed badgers peanuts forum started eh

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 21:59, Reply)
fuck of back to /fbp

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:02, Reply)
^upset

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:14, Reply)
Fuck, at this rate, I might have to hang on to the peanuts for myself.
www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-29437070

Time to start laying in supplies like a nutjob.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:16, Reply)
While on the bunker-dwelling nutjob theme:
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-leeds-29436144

Deffo Martian Fighting Machine setting fire to the roof. You can even see one of the legs to the right of the heat ray.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 22:20, Reply)
Some bumhole set fire to stuff and disrupted travel
Arseholes
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:34, Reply)
RIP spanish wombat :(
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-29426512
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)
oh i forgot about him, i'll take him off ignore now i s'pose

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:33, Reply)
I'm not risking that, I saw the shit he posted at the weekend, proper nutjob

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:39, Reply)
you think that was bad, you should have seen the shrieky fit he had over on qftw because you'd put him on ignore
scary scary shit
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:56, Reply)
oh lol, teetering on a breakdown that bloke

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:59, Reply)
gazed me some shit, i'll keep it for the funeral

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:25, Reply)
it gazzed me as well once, it seemed upset.
I know that's an over-used word on here, but it really did.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:29, Reply)
oh dear, some people need to turn 360 from this forum for a bit sometimes

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:33, Reply)
haha

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:58, Reply)
Aw, I always miss the best weepy bits.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:00, Reply)
Alright mate!!!
*licks face*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:30, Reply)
Sowf End innit blud
Wrong area you jizz pipe
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:31, Reply)
typical!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:36, Reply)
flames are about 15 foot high
There's a train stuck nearby and my tram wasn't going to risk passing the fire.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)
haha ... trams ... like in the olden days
are you taking the charabanc to Blackpool for your holidays? or does the rickets mean you're staying at home?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:06, Reply)
I think he's trying to avoid the cholera this year so shall be staying at home

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:14, Reply)
I had a girlfriend called cholera..
or might have been Chloe, either way I needed penicillin...
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:18, Reply)
south east lahndahn may get a tube station, imagine that it's only taken over 100 years

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:24, Reply)
Can't say I noticed

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:38, Reply)
meaty

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:39, Reply)
Yeah before you start criticising fire for disrupting your travel you might want to take a minute to reflect that it is only thanks to fire (ie the internal combustion engine) that the majority of transport is possible.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:40, Reply)
yeah alright branson we can't all afford a fucking hot air balloon

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:47, Reply)
Fart in a carrier bag and hope for the best, eh?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:37, Reply)
followed through and no pringles tube within reach, fml

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:43, Reply)
shove it up your weehole
/ac
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:48, Reply)
No need to run and hide
It's a wonderful wonderful life
No need to laugh and cry
It's a wonderful wonderful life
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:13, Reply)
Yeeeeeeeaaaahhhh, yeeeah, this tram is on fire.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:37, Reply)
evening

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:57, Reply)
who are you?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:59, Reply)
shambles
I thought I'd use a really subtle name so that Modolith doesn't recognise me and tell me off.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:01, Reply)
i don't care that you're here
we're not crybabies here
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:04, Reply)
here here here here here

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)
but not there

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:07, Reply)
I knew there was a reason that I kept a photograph of you in my wallet
and my pants
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:05, Reply)
you keep your pants in your wallet?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:18, Reply)
yes
Am I doing this wrong?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:26, Reply)
alright boomshambles

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:00, Reply)
get tae fuck, ye dozer wee cunt ye

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:02, Reply)
now look here, enough of this bullying

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:16, Reply)
isn't about time you just fucked off for good
i've had it up to here with you
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:08, Reply)
probably
I'm finding the whole thing terribly upsetting.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:27, Reply)
you are all upset

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:24, Reply)
juicer time then innit,

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:26, Reply)
good choice
I'm babysitting tonight. Or "parenting" as my wife insists on calling it.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:27, Reply)
Oh man they've just announced Windows 10, I know what I'm asking for for christmas now!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:35, Reply)
Windows 9?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:50, Reply)
That was the bit between 8.1 and 9 and then add 1

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 20:53, Reply)
scalextric?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 19:03, Reply)
Another one...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-29431833
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:20, Reply)
Fucking foxy laaaaaa

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:21, Reply)
so?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:21, Reply)
you seem to be following this very closely

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:22, Reply)
His Christmas card list is getting shorter every week.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:23, Reply)
Nonces don't do Christmas card lists...but if they did...
My wrist would ache for weeks
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:26, Reply)
Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:33, Reply)
You're really not helping yourself out are you?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:33, Reply)
Next Door
They're usually more accommodating.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:31, Reply)
Did you know, he's not even a real doctor?
I was shocked, when I found out. Shocked, I tell you.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:39, Reply)
alright Johnny Cigarettes.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:46, Reply)
topical

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:57, Reply)
like 2 can?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:03, Reply)
never trust anyone called neil

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 18:06, Reply)
get bent

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:40, Reply)
go stick a towel hook on it,
kitchen fitter.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
ok

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I like those tea towel holders that look like bumholes

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Can you even still buy them?
I thought they were a thing of the '70s and '80s.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)

Ideal as a gift
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:50, Reply)
Why is that on a mobile phone shop site?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:52, Reply)
don't ask too many questions

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:53, Reply)
Why is there an extra "a" in your sig?
Is it mocking the one that called you dull, or is it a typo?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
it is verbatim

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
Excellent.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)
Because their clientbase are arseholes

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
This is likely.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:58, Reply)
ok

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:41, Reply)
cool

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
yeah great banter
good forum
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:43, Reply)
would you like a French Fancy?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:47, Reply)
i had some halloween branded ones the other day
imagine that
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
I bought loads of Shrek themed twinkies when I went to america
10 years ago...man.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
you sadact

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
but they're delicious
and being Shrek themed, and post halloween, they were dirt cheap.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:07, Reply)
Shrek, that famous Hallowe'en film

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
THEY WERE GREEN
Fucking hell
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:12, Reply)
green, that famous halloween colour

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
That's it, I don't have to take all this incessant bullying
I'm leaving forever
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:18, Reply)
HOORAY!
finally
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
*tickles under chin*

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)
shrek is rubbish

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:10, Reply)
In what sense?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)
in the sense that the films aren't very good

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:14, Reply)
I resepctfully disagree
Well, the first and last ones were quite good. The middle two were dreadful.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:16, Reply)
So I guess I half agree

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
Yeah, go on then
Got a pink one?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
more like
great BENTer!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Haha
Hahahaha....
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:56, Reply)
would banter again A+++++++++++

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:48, Reply)
Too many +'s

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:57, Reply)
positive?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
Only a dick ends their sig line with a full stop.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:51, Reply)
I tend to think only a dick uses that thing.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:04, Reply)
shut up MONO

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:22, Reply)
nah

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:26, Reply)
you need to change your semi colon for a colon in your sig

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:09, Reply)
I do not.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:13, Reply)
you really do

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:57, Reply)
the only dick thing about sigs is if you have one that uses the date and time after it

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:15, Reply)
See, if you were 1% as good as cr3, you would have turned that off on your posts first.
Can you change the background colours on individual posts? CAN YOU?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:21, Reply)
i meant as in...
(sometotalidiot last fucked your mum on , Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:21, Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Delete, I like this! Reply)

etc
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:37, Reply)
I can see why that would upset you, she can do better.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:56, Reply)
and no, i can't do that
cr3 is the last remaining dev. i'm just a mod
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:44, Reply)
bis mokro not iddle

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:55, Reply)
no time, got to answer all my gaz messages

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:59, Reply)
saved this for you, sugarplum
just. for. you.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 16:00, Reply)
christ

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 17:12, Reply)
something

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:59, Reply)
about nothing

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)
or anything

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I had a dream last night about Trumpton,
Hugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew et al had been called out to a fire at a baked bean quarry, of all things.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:00, Reply)
I don't believe you.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)
also when they got there, there was lots of lego scattered about
and one of them picked up a brick and said "hey look at this, it's just like Lego only huge!"
because it was actually because the puppets were small, but a normal Lego brick had been used as a prop for a big Lego brick.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:04, Reply)
it went a bit strange after that

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
"after that"?
are you sure?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Are you sure it wasn't the ever more retarded "Duplo"?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
yes i am absolutely certain

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
Hey, MGT guess what?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
taity pot

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
No.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
LEGOS
as in, "He built the time machine out of Leygoes".
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
oh was he Nigerian?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
In other news, are you going to buy this fine album?
https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/holiday-for-swing!/id920481641
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
no i shouldn't think so,
we do already have a Christmas album, maybe some of his tracks are on it i don't know, don't blame me, Spacefish bought it he's the one who likes christmas.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
What's he up to these days?
Is b3ta a no-no for him now?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
nah he just thinks we're all pricks
probably.

He's been stolen away by Facebook i think.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)
he's not wrong.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)
By Facebook?!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
yeah i know it's shit
but apparently everybody else is on it
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:42, Reply)
G+ is better. There I said it.
This new "ello" thing is bollocks though.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:44, Reply)
nice

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)
fascinating

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)
you know what?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)
i know what

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
nice

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)
about you

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)
+'re mum is face

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:05, Reply)
Provide proof (5 marks)

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:03, Reply)
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Something

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
Spectacular linkage

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I know right

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
1/5.
I didn't see your working.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=something

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
no sorry, you still don't seem to have mastered posting links on this forum
despite being a member for several years
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:27, Reply)
http://www.b3ta.com/talk/

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)

http://www.google2.com

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
MONO's been a member for most of his life, I'd guess

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
I've been a member for twice my life

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
is the second track on the Beatles album 'Abbey Road'
It was the last album that the band worked together on, but not the last one released
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:07, Reply)
what a useless fact.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:08, Reply)
that's why it's called trivia

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
that's why it's called "fucking wank"

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
that's not going to stop people wanking though, is it

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
I think forcing them to listen to the beatles as punishment would stop a lot of people doing a lot of things

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I love how upset people who don't like the the Beatles get
I don't care if people hate them.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I quite like them.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
I'm sure you do
They're a very good group.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
not anymore

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:22, Reply)
I'm not a big fan of all their popular massive overplayed stuff.
it's good music but I wouldn't choose to hear it.
I prefer their better stuff, like I am the walrus etc
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
It depends what mood I'm in
When I was at college *cough*drugs*cough* I was all about the psychodelia, but now I think I prefer the numbers where it's just them, playing as a band.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:28, Reply)
hahayeah

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
shut up MONO

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
I've been listening to a lot of tool revently

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
you are a tool etc

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:38, Reply)
there's no such thing as a useless fact

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
what am I supposed to do with this information?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:10, Reply)
push it up your bum

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
hey that is pretty useful

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)
yes there is.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
oh no there isn't

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
It's called "The Bible"

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:15, Reply)
your mum is called "The Bible,"
because she just falls open between Luke and John and is fascinatingly difficult to translate.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:24, Reply)
my mum's a cunt.
I'd rather we talk about someone a bit more tolerable.
like hitler or the beatles
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:30, Reply)
You're momma's so fat she's omnipresent

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:36, Reply)
Yo momma so indescribable, she

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:49, Reply)
I thought it was I Me Mine

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
oh they may not all have worked on that though

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:09, Reply)
I Me Mine wasn't an album
It was on Let It Be though
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:11, Reply)
don't pretend you don't know what I meant

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:12, Reply)
oh wait, I've just read your original post properly

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:13, Reply)
I Me Mine was the last song they* worked on
It appeared on the last album they released, which was actually recorded before their previous release Abbey Road.
Apologies for wasting everyone's time.

*They may not all have been involved in the session
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:16, Reply)
You haven't wasted anyone's time babe
x
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:19, Reply)
I dunno, I've wasted a fair bit of my own and also my employer's

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)
That doesn't count
this is important
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:21, Reply)
OH FOR FUCK SAKE

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:20, Reply)

jelly.b3ta.com/talk/7770154
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
yeah.
cool
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:23, Reply)
is there a problem here MONO!?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:31, Reply)
no
nothing
move along
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
ok

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:48, Reply)
disgusting

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:14, Reply)
I like you.
wanna come over for tea?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:17, Reply)
seems like a lot of hassle,
can't you just come here?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:29, Reply)
I can.
but I don't think I'll bother.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:32, Reply)
Make me one, will you?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:33, Reply)
what?
a hassle?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:34, Reply)
Tea
TEA
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:46, Reply)
make me one tea?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:28, Reply)
Make it yourself, lazy shit

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Alright frank's imaginary parrot

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:37, Reply)
alright

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:43, Reply)
Haven't recieved a newsletter in ages
Did something happen resulting in them not getting sent out?

Only occurred to me today that I hadn't recieved one in over 6 months, and I certainly haven't unsubscribed intentionally.

I've resubscribed, but am wondering if something went wrong with the mailing list.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:19, Reply)
maybe it's your ISP

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
maybe it's your FACE

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
yeah i suppose it could be
now you mention it
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
Not everything's computers you know

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
your face is computers

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:24, Reply)
see

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:25, Reply)
[¢Ã=¢Ã]

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
well that didn't work

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
loser

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:58, Reply)
alright csc2ya

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Cooked Some Cheese 2 Years Ago

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Catherine's Sister Chose 2 Yellow Apples

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Counting Shoes Continuously; 2 Yet Again

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
you have to download the app
1 per issue
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
gaz mongychops, i think he's looking in to this issue

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
here you go, quick link for you
b3ta.com/gaz/write/23553
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)

Cheers....i'll see if it comes through on friday....if not i'll shoot him a message.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:36, Reply)
They died.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:21, Reply)
:(

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:22, Reply)
It's true and you know it.
It don't matter HOW much God tries to pretend it didn't happen by asking for 'newsletter subjols' each Friday. They DIED.
Between that, Doc Ess going Full Bou on the never-ending QTFW, and the mods all fingering dogs' bumholes, I think the best thing now would be for Rob to shut down b3ta forever.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
aww but I don't want to do any work and the rest of the internet is even more boring

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
OK, Rob should shut down b3ta and reopen 4rthur.
Happy now?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:32, Reply)
before my time stuj

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)
OK Tangles, just cause you're LOVELY.
Rob should shut down b3ta EXCEPT for /offtopic.
But anyone that logs into /offtopic is automatically reported to the authorities.
Better?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:44, Reply)
maybe I should just go and hand myself in

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:47, Reply)

in off
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
I want to see Rob urinating on Richard Branson in the usvsthem towers
Richard washing himself in Rob's caffeine loaded piss as he fuds a dog off.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:37, Reply)
Just start using y4ckr again.
It's still there. Waiting.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:41, Reply)
What do you mean 'again'?
I never used it 'before'.
;p
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:45, Reply)
Oh Stuj...
It was just like here, but only good people. Oh that's why you weren't there... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:49, Reply)
how do you know this?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:52, Reply)
Cutting!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:56, Reply)
How would you know what it was like if it was 'only good people'?
HAH!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:01, Reply)
Keep up Stuj... :-(

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:02, Reply)
I gots slow internets and a ham and cheese roll.
:)
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:06, Reply)
Nah, you just need to look in the right places!
britfa.gs is a source of fun breaking news like this: britfa.gs/iq/src/141202001935.jpg
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:40, Reply)
Did you give them that picture yourself, or did they come round and photograph you?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:45, Reply)
LOL

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:48, Reply)
:(
I was hoping that would be The LOVELY Sammi.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:46, Reply)
nobody needs the b3ta newsletter
just go and explore the internet, or just the links board if you're really that timid
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:28, Reply)
I'm going to an infant's birthday party at the weekend
In a pub. A PUB. I'm seriously considering throwing myself down the stairs so I don't have to go.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:35, Reply)
sounds fine to me, would you prefer to go to one somewhere else?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:53, Reply)
No
I'd prefer to stay at home and do something worthwhile. Also, I dislike most of my family.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)
I don't see what his problem is
I've had to go to loads of children's parties where there wasn't even any booze
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:54, Reply)
you have to request them individually each week right here on /talk
if you follow the doveston's advice and get in touch with mongy, he'll get you up to speed with what you've missed
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
you probably need to sudo rm -rf or something, I dunno

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:30, Reply)
Everybody's dead, csc2ya

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 14:59, Reply)
I'm getting pretty sick of MONO forcing his potential sandwich purchases down our throats
I ought to go to Tesco, but I'm far too depressed. What should you do, but you're too something? you can't say mutual masturbation.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:01, Reply)
I should reply to this post
but I'm too fucking hate two hats
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)
That's more like it

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)
no you don't

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
I can
AND WILL
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
i should make another cup of tea
but i'm far too lazy and really, it should be someone else's turn

what happened to that tea boy fella from years ago?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:06, Reply)
camerons britain

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)
Frisbee?
He's actually still on the page from yesterday
www.b3ta.com/talk/7769738
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)
not that one
i don't care what happens to him
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
Mr Tea?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
do you not remember this?
www.b3ta.com/board/4196501

shame the pics are gone now, the incandescent rage remains though
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)
It's not very memorable - another /boarder getting upset over nothing.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:35, Reply)
Ahhhh, that's where 'low poly's from.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
lorks a lordy
UKIP voter i'll bet
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
that ran over a few threads, it was good old fashioned trolling, rip Rik and schurr

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
wow

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)
'Piss the fuck off' was my favourite bit

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
Someone didn't ever get his frisbee.....
*plays with competition standard novelty flying disc*
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:26, Reply)
*pouts*

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:29, Reply)
I thought he'd died.
Again.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:29, Reply)
it was low polly for a game

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
IT WAS LOW POLY!!!!!!!!1

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
LOW FUCKING POLY YOU ASS HOLE!!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:32, Reply)
I used to work where they had a proper canteen and the staff used to come around with tea/coffee
biscuits and shiz. But then the did away with the canteen and so they replaced them with the vending machines.

Boring story of the day
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
it's the rise of the machines

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:13, Reply)
and then what happened?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
Sarah Conner got shot in the matrix and the quickening happened and Highlander killed daft Vader in the star gate next generation or saink

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
SPOILER ALERT!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
I can't divulge that information, soz.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:33, Reply)
why Tesco?
are there no other shops?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:09, Reply)
they need the money

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:12, Reply)
lol

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:17, Reply)
There are
but Tesco is closest. Not close enough for me to ctually go there, mind you.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:18, Reply)
there used to be a nice bakery in the 'high street'
they did good bagels
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:20, Reply)
typical jew

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:24, Reply)
Yes, there was, wasn't there
All there is is a Gregg's now.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:25, Reply)
shame, shame
there used to be a games shop inside the 'shopping centre' as well, i imagine that was one of the first casualties
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:30, Reply)
you talking about that shopping centre in havant?
what a shit hole
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
nicer than Pompey

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:43, Reply)
shut up MONO

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:53, Reply)
i went out in southsea for a few drinks last week
it's by far the best bit of portsmouth
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:01, Reply)
Of course it is
there are things to do in Southsea. The rest of the island is just an enormous housing estate
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:15, Reply)
i went to this japanese restaurant called sakura or something
then had a pint and went to have a look at where peter sellers was born for some reason
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:20, Reply)
Fair enough
I live 5 minutes away from where Jim Callaghan was born
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:23, Reply)
i love sakura!
we're quite pally with the guys that run it. they give us free sake
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:27, Reply)
Yeah, that went a while ago
they've recently closed down the Robert Dyas and replaced it with a poundland. How Waitrose keeps doing business, I've no idea.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:52, Reply)
Gosport has plenty of independant shops
also, horny single mothers, tit's, fanny and boats :D
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:42, Reply)
tits

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)
my day just got that little bit better

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)
tit is

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:46, Reply)
independent

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)
nearest shop to my office is asda
doveston fact right there
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:36, Reply)
I can almost spit on morrisons from my office (home)

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:43, Reply)
final solution

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:10, Reply)
i had a chicken salad for lunch
it was gross
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:34, Reply)
I ought to do some more work, but I'm too wasting time on the internet

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:37, Reply)
decided to have lunch instead

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)
alright tangled

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:54, Reply)
alright tee aitch

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
I'm looking into books on unity development
I have a few days off from Thursday and could do with being constructive at least some of the time.

Anyone here know of any good books on the subject? Just 2D for the moment.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:44, Reply)
LOW FUCKING POLY

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:45, Reply)
YES 8 BIT STYLE
WOULD BE JUST FINE THANKS
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:48, Reply)
ASS HOLE

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:49, Reply)
YOUR MUM

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:50, Reply)
YOU ARE MUM IS FACE!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:51, Reply)
WORDS SEEMINGLY IN THE WRONG ORDER
0/10 SEE ME AFTER CLASS
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:59, Reply)
is unity development a modern term for dating?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:03, Reply)
not sure
Just thought I sounded intelligent, what is dating?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:07, Reply)
it's when you pretend to be interesed in the opposite sex in order to initiate intercourse

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:16, Reply)
oh
Then no, I don't pretend, I just use a hammer and chloroform
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 13:34, Reply)
I might go get a sarnie.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
what flavour?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
all day breakfast
it was nice
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
There was a place in Cosham that advertised
"All Day Breakfast: Served 'til 11:00"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
Pound shop in Wales
1 item 1
2 items 2!
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
brilliant

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Used to work in a bar where we'd advertise "Buy one, get one" outside
the amount of drunk people that would come in, order a drink and then ask why they never got a second drink was ridiculous.

conclusion:drunk people are stupid and don't read things properly
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
I rode my bike past a pub that had a sign outside that said:
"Man eating aliens about. Quick, hide in here!"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)
haha, excellent

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
although I'd assume you'd be safe from this man anyway what with being human and all

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)


(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:51, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/talk/7770000
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
what?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:42, Reply)
Chorizo, cheddar and red onion and chilli chutney
I'll pay you later.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
You'll have ham and cheese and fucking like it.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:29, Reply)
his one sounds better

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Is that the Poundland version?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:46, Reply)

und
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
haha

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:48, Reply)
Ha!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:52, Reply)
Really?
I could only imagine that would taste like a hobo's shit in my mouth.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
you're probably a complete idiot then

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:34, Reply)
Yes I am.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
ok

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Pleased we see eye to eye on that one.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:52, Reply)
You imagine that a hobo's shit tastes like chorizo, red onion and chilli chutney?
Woah.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:35, Reply)
Certainly the chorizo part of it.
Far to posh for my common taste buds.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:37, Reply)
I'm guessing the hobo would be part Spanish.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:45, Reply)
What's better than a Spanish hobo!?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
One who gives you a cheeky wink while handing you a spicy turd sandwich.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:55, Reply)
That's riddled with so many homo erotic innuendos.
Which is nice.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)
Warsaw doesn't have a sandwich shop
Missing a trick there.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:28, Reply)
Typical lack of commitment

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Just had some toast with marmite
time for a new toaster, this one seems to cremate the outer 2cm of bread, leaving the middle untoasted.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
we thought there was something wrong with our printer this morning
turns out there was a pen lid inside it somehow

maybe your toaster has a pen lid in it?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:33, Reply)
Wow, what a roller coaster ride your job must be
still 1000 times better than mine
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:36, Reply)
working here is actually pretty fun, but i don't get paid enough
would you trade?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:38, Reply)
Sure, why not

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
well then next time we're looking for people, i'll let you know

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:46, Reply)
cheers m8

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)

 lid is

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:40, Reply)
lolololol

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:47, Reply)
no, don't!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
stop being such a negative nancy

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:39, Reply)
i was just worried for his safety
i care about my fellow man, unlike you "doctors"
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:49, Reply)
Too late :(

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:41, Reply)
ok, well if you start experiencing any side effects, call an ambulance immediately

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)
I feel full.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:03, Reply)
ambulance!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:05, Reply)
So, what does everyone think of David Cameron's vow for seven-day GP access by 2020?
As a GP of course I can understand that it is difficult for many patients to see their doctor during normal working hours and that weekend appointments would be attractive. Unfortunately GP morale is currently at its lowest point for many years and announcements such as this are hardly going to improve the situation. With many GPs retiring early due to stress and frustration with the current system and not enough new GPs qualifying to replace them, politicians need to concentrate on encouraging GP recruitment, rather than on further stretching a service which is already in crisis.

alt: what are you having for lunch?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:11, Reply)
Being able to see your GP within 7 days
would be a better start.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:14, Reply)
I always get an emergency appointment on the day I'm sick
Waiting two weeks is for stupid people
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I laugh at them if they ask that question.
If it was a fucking emergency, I'd be at A&E. What they should ask is if it is urgent. Fucking plebs.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
Our patients can see us the same day. Move to Gloucester.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I went to Gloucester A&E once on a Saturday.
It was EMPTY. The tosswits still made me wait and answer stupid questions like rating the pain from 1 to 10.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
I had that!
Someone asking me to rate my pain, when I'm lying on a hospital bed, quite obviously in agony and with a temperature way over 100.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
They're dicks.
Once you get past the "admin", it goes alright.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
is your surname foster?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:22, Reply)
^this.
But it's not their fault. If people would stop shoving so much fucking food down their throats, there'd be a lot less strain on the NHS. Bring back rationing, I say.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Quite.
Fat people can fuck off. And smokers.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
SOMETHING MUST BE DONE

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
I'm gonna vote green, that'll show them.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
They'll use the lack of GPs
to present a vision of all-private clinics paid for by the NHS at market rates and lower efficiencies than the NHS can provide. Many of those involved in the negotiation and tendering processes will become shareholders and executives in these healthcare firms with indecent haste after the measures are pushed through.
HTH
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:15, Reply)
So you're basically saying I need to go private?

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:16, Reply)
Nope, you'll just end up paying more in NI to cover it.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
The dismantling of the NHS continues.
It'll get pretty fragmented before the general public notice enough to get upset about it, by which point it'll be too late to stop it.
Still something of a surprise that this all kicked off under Labour, but no surprise that the Tories are pushing ahead with it.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:21, Reply)
The party in power is not relevant.
It was driven by private companies and would happen under any sufficiently incompetent leadership open to bribes and fearful of well-funded lobby groups.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:27, Reply)
If you're suggesting that all politicians are hopeless cunts,
I'd have to agree with you.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:56, Reply)
If i need to see the quack I always go during work hours
fuck am I staying at work if im ill. Leave early or go during the morning or sutin.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:17, Reply)
GP's are without exception shitcunts who should be rounded up and shot.

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:18, Reply)
It would be better to have a decent nurse refer you to a specialist.
GPs just don't know enough to be useful. In the last 3 years, GPs have only ever referred me anyway, so why bother with paying GPs a massive salary, when that money could be better spent paying specialists that actually know what they're doing?
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:24, Reply)
totally agree with this
better to do research on the net, and ask to be referred to a specialist off the bat.
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:31, Reply)
shut up, yeah

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:19, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:20, Reply)
beautiful!

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:23, Reply)
RUDE

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:25, Reply)
Bloody tory

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
how fucking dare you

(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Well as someone who has to rely on a varied team of health professionals
I like the idea of 7 day a week GP's but like 2can says the system is not set up for this at the moment. The whole GP's system needs an overhaul. Maybe if your in a multiple GP practice, with shifts, yes you could do weekends. In one GP practices this is not feasible. Look at the news today that 200 GPs are going to get massively bollocked, obviously 2can is at the top of this list what with spending all day on here. They need to invest in GP's more and give them bigger budgets. Alas all of our political parties are shit. Will you vote for me if I start The United Kindom Bumless party, it will be a very misleading name as you will not be required to remove your bum hole.

alt, fags and coke
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 11:30, Reply)
i agree with 2CC,
but i also read a couple of years ago that there were people graduating from medical school and going into banking and finance because there weren't any NHS jobs for them
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:00, Reply)
retiring early due to stress???
Money... Not stress
(, Tue 30 Sep 2014, 12:47, Reply)

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