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It's Warsaw Uprising day, motherfuckers
What authoritarian regime do you want to overthrow?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:53, Reply)
YOUR MUM
alright grrrmchine, you miserable bastard, you
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:57, Reply)
Alright Two Hats
I like my life, I just don't like anyone else's.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:58, Reply)
it's nice that you've settled for the little that you can expect ... very zen

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:10, Reply)
Fair enough

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:15, Reply)
Also
please eat an apple
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:31, Reply)
Well our Polish brethren will be pleased to hear that I do indeed eat an apple a day

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:34, Reply)
specifically to annoy putin?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:40, Reply)
No, that's just a happy coincidence
That's assuming that my apples are Polish. Which I don't think they are.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:44, Reply)
maybe you should rub them against your shirt before eating
that way, they'll at least be polished
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:51, Reply)
OH!

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:52, Reply)


(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:34, Reply)
manolith
His reign of terror could and should be over in our lifetime, comrades
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:58, Reply)
NEVER

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:14, Reply)
Viva Manolith!

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:30, Reply)

3.bp.blogspot.com/_PMRs2x2YthE/TLK-h2cGg8I/AAAAAAAABEA/kTk00vJvqDk/s1600/vauxhall-viva1.jpg
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:32, Reply)
thats how cars should be made
my mate still has one. you can kick it as hard as you like and it won't even dent. these modern cars are all soft as shit
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:36, Reply)
you, you i like

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:41, Reply)
qftw

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:03, Reply)
/talk always had the best questions
/qftw was just incessant bleating about breakfast cereals and period blood.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:16, Reply)
I prefer milk, but to each his own

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:09, Reply)
blood clotted cream for me

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:37, Reply)
political correctness and feminazi lesbians and lefties and immigrants and the poor

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:07, Reply)
i wish people would just stop being poor ffs

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:14, Reply)
POOR? LAZY MORE LIKE

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Poor is a lifestyle choice, just like being black or bent

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:20, Reply)
or handicapped

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:21, Reply)
you monster

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:26, Reply)
Is it my fault they're crippled?
Chiefly, No.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:42, Reply)
What about the ones that you personally crippled with an iron bar?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)
They knew what they were getting into

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:27, Reply)
I'm just sick of all these unfortunate bastards making me feel bad about being a wealthy white western male ... so selfish

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:17, Reply)
i used to feel bad about it too
but if you just think of every poor person as a lazy, drug addled, benefit claimant; it's a lot easier.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:32, Reply)
Imagine them being asian too

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:45, Reply)
oh. this is me.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:16, Reply)
imagine you being asian too

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:35, Reply)
MANORIFF

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:39, Reply)
This made me do massive lols

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:46, Reply)
pah

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:49, Reply)
Won't somebody think of the menz?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:11, Reply)
It's about time someone did

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:17, Reply)
I heard you think about them all the time, you dirty frotter

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:27, Reply)
judean people's front

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:16, Reply)
Splitter

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:24, Reply)
Do you know what I'm not keen on?
TV shows about vampires. It's just not my cup of tea.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:21, Reply)
cup of blood more like!

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:30, Reply)
Haha
Fangs for that!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:34, Reply)
always count on two hats for a goodun

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:32, Reply)
I don't know
I think me and Manolith were neck and neck.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)
You both suck

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:40, Reply)
well
there was a lot at stake
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:42, Reply)
This is taking a grave turn

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:47, Reply)
Anyway, Imma 'flip the crypt' and make a cup of 'coffin'
BAM!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:51, Reply)
bloody hell, you bat that one right out the park

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:54, Reply)
That was tomb much
but it's not my vault
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:00, Reply)
count duckula was ok

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:48, Reply)
I disagree with all forms of anthropomorphism

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:54, Reply)
I guess that's why you fell out with baldmonkey.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:07, Reply)
I fell out with Baldmonkey?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:26, Reply)
OF Baldmonkey.
You fell out of Baldmonkey
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:28, Reply)
It wasn't so much 'falling'
It was more 'escaping'
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:37, Reply)
tools were involved

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:39, Reply)
They sure were

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:51, Reply)
clickin dis

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:17, Reply)
and everything else, obs

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:23, Reply)
ok, pretended to fall out with baldmonkey.

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:57, Reply)
The reason that we pretended to fall out was because I disagree with anthropomorphism?
Sorry, I don't follow you
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:00, Reply)
i thought it was to do with a dildo and a hole in a wall

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:04, Reply)
Me too
I'm confused
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:05, Reply)
I'm confused too.
fancy a fuck?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:07, Reply)
yeah alright

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:10, Reply)
/tallk orgy?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:48, Reply)
6/7 today, last question caught me out
www.bbc.co.uk/news/blogs-magazine-monitor-28585767
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:39, Reply)
the radio 1 playlist

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Thurrock bastard councill
they wouldn't give me a car parking permit today because the old tenant of my house hasn't given theirs back. Wankers
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 11:35, Reply)
You ought to go postal
That'd learn 'em
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 12:16, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:07, Reply)
Morning mr h

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:09, Reply)
alright cracker

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:15, Reply)
It's only fucking Friday

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:16, Reply)
SHIT!
CALL THE POLICE!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:20, Reply)
Fuck the po-lice
They're not taking this Friday away from me, no way
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:21, Reply)
I was just suggesting wasting police time

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:24, Reply)
Summat to do innit
Is there any terrible internet bullying to report?
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Nothing out of the ordinary
Perhaps we should organise something.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:31, Reply)
I'm sure it will happen naturally if we wait long enough

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:46, Reply)
get fucked, you willy

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:31, Reply)
POLICE, POLICE
THIS MAN CALLED ME A WILLY
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:47, Reply)
thanks rebecca black

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:17, Reply)
Don't know what you're talking about, don't pay attention to teenage pop stars, soz
alright manolith
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:25, Reply)
but without that attention they will surely die
alright ccj
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:32, Reply)
Would that be a bad thing?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:48, Reply)
Then how do you know she's a teenage pop star?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:36, Reply)
Hoist by my own petard
Also I looked on the internet to see why he was calling me Rebecca Black
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:48, Reply)
AUGUST motherfuckers

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:24, Reply)
NO WAY

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:25, Reply)
my desk calendar is still on June

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:45, Reply)
Stop living in the past, man

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:45, Reply)
June is the name of my secretary

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 10:08, Reply)
CONTEMPORISE, MAN!

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Pinch and a punch for the first of the month

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:29, Reply)
fuck you

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:25, Reply)
meaty

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:27, Reply)
hiya

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:28, Reply)
Black bastard

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:42, Reply)
the winds of change are coming

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:55, Reply)
That was me, sorry
Haha, farts
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:13, Reply)
the times they are a becoming quite different

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:18, Reply)
sieg heil

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:02, Reply)
Eddie Izzard tonight

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:10, Reply)
nope, eddie izzard last night

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:16, Reply)
Hooray!
Was he good? He fucking better be.
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:17, Reply)
he was great, he gave it his absolute all and said that there's no way he'll be able to replicate it the next night

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:20, Reply)
*fumes*

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:22, Reply)
nah, he was very funny but surprisingly unpolished
he forgot bits of the set a few times. tonight will probably be the better show, tbh
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:23, Reply)
Sounds cool
I like it when he drifts from what he's saying. We can discuss this at length. Analysis, flip charts, time and motion studies, THE WORKS!
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:44, Reply)
sounds... great

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:49, Reply)

tonight in the showers at the swimming baths
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:18, Reply)
Well I do have a VIP ticket

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:19, Reply)
ooh, la-di-dah!
you fancy prick
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:24, Reply)
I get free parking and a glass of "champagne"
My hopes are not high.

Oh, and front row seats :)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:43, Reply)
that's cool
the booze will probably be ok, they had an ale tent with stuff supplied by the king street tavern (one of my favourite pubs)
(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:45, Reply)
Noice

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 9:49, Reply)
in the middle of the night it feels alright...

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 5:58, Reply)
but will you still respect yourself in the morning?

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 7:39, Reply)
Felt like rain here

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 8:01, Reply)
what happened to gonz?
did his bottom turn inside out and devour him?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:52, Reply)
Flubnado
Flubber vs Mega-Flubber
Flubber on a Plane
Earth vs the Flubber
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:57, Reply)
He's on facebook a lot.
Seems to be doing pretty well. For someone who considers Haribo a food group.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:58, Reply)
Dunno lol
alright janet lol
lol
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:03, Reply)
he's married to a nice Jewish girl with twin boys and another one on the way

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:12, Reply)
Stop talking about his bowel movements like that please.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:38, Reply)
He's waiting for the newsletter before posting.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:46, Reply)
gonz can do better you fat mess, leave him alone

(, Fri 1 Aug 2014, 0:05, Reply)
Flubber Snaps
An American Flubber In London
The Flubbing
The Flub

Are we still doing these?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Flub off

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:59, Reply)
Dr Flublove

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:00, Reply)
From Flubber with Flub

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:10, Reply)
fuck me, the snowclones are out in force tonight

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Oh, well played.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)
The Man with the Flubben Flub

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:13, Reply)
Die a flubber Day.
That's bindun, hasn't it?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:14, Reply)
ain't talkin bout flub

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:17, Reply)
If you wanna be my flubber, better get with ma friends

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:19, Reply)
Goldflubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:39, Reply)
Skyflubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:39, Reply)
Quantum of Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:39, Reply)
Flubber Royale

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:39, Reply)
For Your Flubs Only

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:42, Reply)
Fucking hell, son, you in the Falklands or something?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:02, Reply)
All You Ever Wanted To Flub About Flubber But Flubber Flub Flub.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:07, Reply)
Smurftastic.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:09, Reply)
Dr Strangeflub

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)
Flub Flubs Flub: The Flubber Flubs Flub

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:16, Reply)
How I Met Your Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)
Flubber
which is actually a pun on Flipper, not that you cunts would understand it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:11, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/board/11092428
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:12, Reply)
blazzing fubbers

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:32, Reply)
you fucked that one right up

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:40, Reply)
it's the taking part that counts

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:42, Reply)
smashing times, great forum

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:45, Reply)
A+++++ would post again

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 22:46, Reply)
we have a right flub here

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 23:14, Reply)
50 shades of flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Load up (load up) Load up on-n-n- flu-u-u-ber bullets
It's just us in here, isn't it?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Potentially.
I am on fucking holiday as well
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:20, Reply)
Awesome.
Whereabouts? Does it have a VIP lounge?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:22, Reply)
Fuck's sake Span Eff. PUT B3TA DOWN AND ENJOY YOUR FUCKING HOLIDAY YOU SPASTIC!
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:28, Reply)
Alright the LOVELY stuj
Me and the missus watching a band murder some Metallica songs we were enjoying playing the Flubber game. I will now heed your words and fuck off and enjoy my holiday
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:29, Reply)
HURRAH!
I'm going to have a bit more garden-booze and then go inside for indoor-booze.
:D
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:38, Reply)
I might ditch this work thing and drink some home-brew cider.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:55, Reply)
I once spoiled a lovely evening out by posting on b3ta.
But it was the batalanche, so it wasn't all bad.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:33, Reply)
Dunno what that means soz.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:38, Reply)
We flooded /board with bat pictures in a vain attempt to put some life back into the place.
Sadly, few are left after b3tards died.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Oh.
Did you invite Gobbo?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:43, Reply)
Dunno what that is soz.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:45, Reply)
Poor Gobbo.
:(
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)
I don't know about you Studj, but I suspect that he may be having a Mortal wombat-esque Internet Holiday rather than an actual real holiday.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Aww, I hope not Badgey. He's alright Is Span Eff.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:42, Reply)
Spice World

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:33, Reply)
I watched a version of flubber once with a computer that looked a bit like a cartoon Einstein
but it wasn't the classic 60s Flubber and it's older than the newer Robin Williams Flubber. I just don't know what to do about this.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:37, Reply)
I know what you should do about it The LOVELY Grrry.
Overnight flight to That Brizzle International Airport. Followed by Tomorrow BOOZE! ARNOCORPS! MOAR BOOZE! Then That London on Saturday for BOOZE! MOAR ARNOCORPS! EVEN MOAR BOOZE!
:D
Now try to tell me I ain't a PLANNING GENIUS!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:41, Reply)
Sorry, but you can't get flights to backwater provincial towns
Warsaw airport doesn't fly *anywhere*.

I wish you hearty times in your endeavour to drink yourself into oblivion to the strains of Schwarzenegger's poetry.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:51, Reply)
:D
I'm going to drink myself BEYOND OBLIVION!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:55, Reply)

it's alright, I've found it now
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:43, Reply)
This in no way negates my PLAN OF AWESOME!

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:46, Reply)
Star Trek II: The Wrath of Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:03, Reply)
Rhino Rape 73: Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Django Unflubbered

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:05, Reply)
Alfred Hitchcock's The Flubbirds

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:12, Reply)
All The President's Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:18, Reply)
One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:55, Reply)
I like this one.
8/10
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:38, Reply)
Billy Ocean's 11 year old boy he keeps locked in his cellar.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Love really hurts for him.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:19, Reply)
Bring Me The Flubber Of Alfredo Garcia

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:19, Reply)
The hunt for red flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:14, Reply)
Flubbernail and Me.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:18, Reply)
4 weddings and a flubberuneral

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Flubber, Actually.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:18, Reply)
Flubber hill

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:59, Reply)
The Flubber Aquatic

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:25, Reply)
Neverending Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:27, Reply)
no flubber for old men

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:28, Reply)
There Will Be Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:28, Reply)
Spice World

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Silence of the Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:33, Reply)
Flubber Killer

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:35, Reply)
Inglorious Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:01, Reply)
flubber ranks Mr flubber man

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:25, Reply)
They call him Flubber, Flubber, faster than lightning, no one you see, is smarter than he.
Remains Of The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies At The End Of Watch Men In Black Hawk Down And Out In Beverly Hills Have Eyes Wide Shut My Big Mouth Of Madness Of King George Of The Jungle Fever Pitch Black Hole In The Head Of Alfredo Garcia Girls Spent Their Summer Of Sam's Song Of The South Pacific Rim Of The Canyon Passage To Indiana Jones's Diary Of The Dead Poets Society Girl With The Dragon Ball Z: The Klumps.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:25, Reply)
pan's flubberinth

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:34, Reply)
The good the bad and the flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:46, Reply)
The Influbbible Hulk

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Oh Flubber, Where Art Thou?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:52, Reply)
Undercover Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:54, Reply)
Flubbergeddon

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 20:58, Reply)
The Lives of Flubbers

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:00, Reply)
The Flubberstones

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:03, Reply)
Ghostflubbers

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Who Framed Flubber Rabbit?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:04, Reply)
Harry Flubber and the Flubberpher's Stone

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)
I want to die.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:07, Reply)
I Know What You Did Last Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Last of Flubber Wine

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:08, Reply)
Flub and Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)
This is the internet equivalent of pissing blood.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Get fucked

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:10, Reply)
Get flubbed
I HAVE ZINGED YOU.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:11, Reply)
Big mommas flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:01, Reply)
Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Flubber
Back To The Flubber
Das Flubboot
Flubbervoir Dogs
A Bridge Too Flubber
X Men: Days Of Flubber Past
V For Venflubber
How To Train Your FLubber
The Grand Flubberpest Hotel
Dial M For Flubber
No Flubber For Old Men
How To Train Your Flubber 2
Flubber of The Apes
Dawn Of The Flubber Of The Apes
Captain America: The Winter Flubber
Batman V Flubberman: Dawn Of Justice
...
This is shit.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:19, Reply)
You know that bit in the Last Crusade where the old knight looks painfully thankful that someone has relieved him of his task?
Yeah, cheers,
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 21:21, Reply)
fuck you thread

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:10, Reply)
meaty

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:13, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)

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(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:19, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)
Did you make that yourself? It's rather lovely.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:43, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:04, Reply)
Horses, motherfucker, do you fuck them?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:23, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:34, Reply)
mr.h

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:35, Reply)
rich

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)
Slag.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:37, Reply)
fuck you

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:42, Reply)
fuck YOU.
Wanker prick.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:48, Reply)
ARSEHOLE

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:58, Reply)
You know who I don't mind? Ronnie Corbett
But Paul Daniels...forget it. I think he's a grubby, dirty little man who is probably going to have the police knocking on his door at some point. That's not an allegation, it's an opinion. So fuck off, Daniels-lovers. I march to the beat of my OWN drum.

Alt: Dinner?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:49, Reply)
I heard that "The Lovely Debbie McGee" is actually a 5 year old boy.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:53, Reply)
with learning disabilities

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:54, Reply)
I probably would, though.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:56, Reply)
deffo

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:07, Reply)
She might like it.
Not a lot, but she'd like it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)
she'd have no way of communicating that to you with your throbbing vieny custard chucker down her throat either way

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:09, Reply)
Wahey!

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:10, Reply)
I heard she has her own definition of 'dogging'

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 18:25, Reply)
Ronnie Corbett is a prick and Im glad he fell over on the way to Amarillo.
His skit on The Two Ronnies where he sat in the chair always depressed me. NOT. FUNNY.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:07, Reply)
Alt; magical powers
altalt: debbie's fuck stick
altaltalt: paul daniel's withered old cock
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:08, Reply)
Alt. Some sort of thai chicken thing. Not quite decided.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:22, Reply)
he's a fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggot

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:42, Reply)
Honey, I Shanked The Kids.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:25, Reply)
Honey, I felched the postman

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:29, Reply)
the englishman who went up a hill but came down a black guy

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Alien Vs Predator Vs 'Macho Man' Randy Savage

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:35, Reply)
Fingering Dog Day Afternoon

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All Mods Go to Dog Heaven

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Dogmod

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gentlemen prefer leather

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:39, Reply)
The Shawshank Confusion

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12 Angry Wanks

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if you insist

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:41, Reply)
sexy wreck

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:59, Reply)
The Goatse Mile

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:42, Reply)
Monsieur Hulot's Hardon.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:54, Reply)
flight of the moderator

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:43, Reply)
Ace Ventura: Pet Defiler

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:03, Reply)
Keith Lemon Party: The Film

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:20, Reply)
*shudder*

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:34, Reply)
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies Another Day

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:33, Reply)
Octopussy
lol, "pussy"!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 16:55, Reply)
The Day After Tomorrow Never Dies Another Day Of The Dead

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 17:17, Reply)
Dammit, I knew there was another one.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 19:06, Reply)
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, And Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:43, Reply)
cool

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:44, Reply)
Three Colours: Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:52, Reply)
Is this like one of those things that predicts the future?
I'm very confused right now
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 14:55, Reply)
I Know What You Did Last Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:21, Reply)
Debbie does Flubber

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:24, Reply)
Flubber Willy

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:32, Reply)
Random film title popped up
Look Who's Stalking

Light-hearted comedy about the rape and murder of Suzy Lamplugh, played by Renée Zellweger - thoughts?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:59, Reply)
I think you should take a paracetamol overdose, then slowly succumb to liver failure.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:00, Reply)
Just like Lewis from Hollyoaks, heartbreaking
ALWAYS IN R HARTZ
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:33, Reply)
sounds amazing

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:01, Reply)
-ly shit

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
I see what you did there...
... and I liked it.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Sequel
on the cards then?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:02, Reply)
Yea
Dick Fart Days 2
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:41, Reply)
Harry Potter and the 'Special Register'

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:09, Reply)
Look Who's Fuck Off Back To QFTW.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)
get fucked.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:10, Reply)
Single pun appreciation threads are shit.
To be honest I'm still riding the high from Darth Tryanus to care about your amateur round of sex offender's film club.

Darth Tryanus, haha. Hurhhh.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:14, Reply)
Stalker is one of my favourite films
despite it's incredibly long run time and it's open-ended aesthetic and narrative, I really love it.

It's the only time in life or a film I'm happy to watch 3 blokes take twenty minutes to have a snooze by a river.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:16, Reply)
'I wonder what I shall have for supper this evening'

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b3ta.com/talk/180404
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10 years, motherfuthers. 10 years.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:20, Reply)
and "TheDoveston" was calling it a new game.
These kids.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:23, Reply)
too much fizzy lemonade and space invaders

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)
and toxie,
there is a username i haven't seen for a long time
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about ten years, in fact

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:26, Reply)
last posted in about 2007 by the looks of it,
on /board anyway.

saw her irl only last week, i'd almost forgotten she used to come here
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:29, Reply)
irl is an abstract concept

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also: star wars

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i was a mere 20 years old when this was posted

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Sexy!

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MODS

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:06, Reply)
cr3 was only eighteen months old

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:13, Reply)
He's
probably dead by now.
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i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/8270500864/h3C25720E/
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I feel cheated

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 12:46, Reply)
We have a new game
its called bastard, the rules are simple, you may take three items to the checkout to give the worst possible impression of yourself.
e.g

1) bread
2) milk
3) eggs

or

1) super noodles
2) 4 cans of fosters
3) the guardian

Gentlemen.....we welcome your additions
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:20, Reply)
let's see
condoms
nappies
tights
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:22, Reply)
all seems in order here

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Alright The Doveston.

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hiya

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)

1)Polos
2)Polo middles
3)Fruit polos
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woah, you can buy the middles of polos?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:24, Reply)
once upon a time you could

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:27, Reply)
3 types of Polo in one shopping spree?
Your indulgence knows no bounds.
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shopp + kill
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If you're not gunna kill with fresh breath, you may as well not kill at all

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Carling 10 pack
Nuts magazine
Pringles
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1) Milk
2) Sugar
3) Tea bags
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:26, Reply)
sugar?
you make me sick
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:35, Reply)
Precisely
Mwah ha ha ha ha
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:49, Reply)
Flaming Hot Monster Munch
Pickled Onion Monster Munch
Roast Beef Monster Munch
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:29, Reply)
may I have one of your flaming hot monster munch, please?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
You can have a whole bag, they aren't for sharing #multipack

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)
thank you, but I only want one so I'll probably resell the pack to someone else.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:10, Reply)
I don't think you're allowed to do that

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:11, Reply)
YES!

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\o/

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:01, Reply)
haha, that's a fucking BRILLIANT game

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1) Blue dress
2) Jock strap
3) snickers
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:32, Reply)
...

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:07, Reply)
Don't worry, I'll get bored of this at some point

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i wouldn't mind but i don't look anything like him

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or her?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:23, Reply)
no, i look exactly like her

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:33, Reply)
This amused me far more that it ought to have.

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amused aroused
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I can't deny it.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:17, Reply)
and nor should you have to

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 13:25, Reply)

1) Packet of tissues
2) Bunch of posies
3) 'With Sympathy' card
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
they should update those cards for the modern era
'soz yur nan's dead'
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'lol'

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'tl;dr'

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3 hats

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Each more fiendish than the last?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:33, Reply)
clearly:
2 packs of magic the gathering.
kleenex
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:31, Reply)
Well that's quite the saturday night you've got planned there!

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:34, Reply)
I have a wedding this Friday
A FUCKING WEDDING

I'm a groomsman, I am not a best man this time, but I'm still part of the wedding party, and I'm the MC at the meal.

MOST IMPORTANTLY: Saturday will be a day of recovery.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:46, Reply)
Can you take the cards with you?
Play it during the ceremony maybe?
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I'll do a running commentary on my DMG PNTS

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:50, Reply)
Ok,
Methylated Spirits.
Vaseline.
Razzle
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bottled water
agave nectar
quinoa
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I should go up the shops really

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a coconut
shaving foam
razor blades
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COCONUT SUICIDE
Great name for a band
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haemorrhoid cream
the daily mail
laminating plastic
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sandwich
packet of crisps
drink

might as well get the meal deal discount
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:32, Reply)
Can't find a coke bottle with either of my kids names on it
Found "Wei" and "Giacamo" but not the ones I'm after. What a world.
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you can check if they exist here
www.cokezone.com/uk/en/coca-cola/share-a-coke
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 11:54, Reply)
Well they do exist
They obviously don't think to stock them in any shops near me. Secret recipe based carbonated drink making wankers.
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1. Bag of quicklime
2. Shovel
3. Map of Portugal
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TOPICAL

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TROPICAL

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1) Earl Grey Teabags
2) Cane sugar cubes
3) Condensed milk
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YOU MONSTER

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 15:10, Reply)
*saunters up to the counter*
tube of deep heat
box of 100x latex gloves (extra-small)
worthers originals (chewy so I don't have to put my teeth in)
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morning

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oh hello

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meaty

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alright

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fuck off dozers

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prick

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wanker

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:39, Reply)
yeah right

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:31, Reply)
fuck a horse

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jkldfblsdthjo;sdgjihosdfho;dsfjhsfo;hbo;easibe;guidjho;sdfjo;gio;sdfjh

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i disagree

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^tggi

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OGC

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smyls

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dilligaf

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You rang/

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you lurky, lurky lurker

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:46, Reply)
Easy for you to say.

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afternoon

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bonjela

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 8:57, Reply)
Astutely observed.
Have an OBE.
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YOU'RE an oboe

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:01, Reply)
take it sleazy

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:03, Reply)
bore da, Mr Horrible

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:05, Reply)
Can you remember when polo sold the centres as a fad?
That was pretty tedious.
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Rip off more like

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fruit polos and spearmint polos were pretty great though

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:18, Reply)
fruit polos were lovely

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:19, Reply)
damn straight
maybe this affair IS going to work after all
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:23, Reply)
I also remember tiny polos, or i may have imagined it
I thikn they came inside a massive plastic polo.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:40, Reply)
They were basically just Smints,
and tasted of aspartame.
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It's hard to remember, they came out around the same time i discovered you could get high from glue

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:45, Reply)
can i just say
i am REALLY enjoying thursday polo chat
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I quite fancy a Polo, now
Are they still 10p a pack?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)
yeah, probably

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
are they fuck, 10p a polo now

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
RIP OFF BRITAIN

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:03, Reply)
Fancy a quick chukka?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)
i don't know, what does that mean?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Polo innit

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)
I can't separate the flavour of fruit polos from the disappointment of playing AD&D
on my lunch hour and after school with a teacher and some other school people.

This isn't euphemism, this actual ROLEPLAYING :(
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:23, Reply)
oh... oh no

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)
*sinks head into hands*
*tears*
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)
it's ok, man
we've all done things we aren't proud of

i mean, not like this but y'know...
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:31, Reply)
You weren't saying that while begging to be Ser Gregor Clegane in our GoT LARPing sesh

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:12, Reply)
Were the fruit Polos intended to get the flavour of your teacher's cock out of your mouth?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:24, Reply)
no, they were a mainstay of the snack that I would enjoy during the process of imagining MAGIC & DRAGONS

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:28, Reply)
... with your teacher, after school

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:29, Reply)
yes, doing an activity, with an adult after school
being treated like an adult.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:33, Reply)
Playing AD&D equates to being treated like an adult?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:40, Reply)
no, being treated like an adult equated to being treated like an adult.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:40, Reply)
Being referred to as a Lvl.38 Barbarian Mage,
didn't mean that you actually were one.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:45, Reply)
I was a Lvl.42 King

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:48, Reply)
the mark of a fine slap player

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:49, Reply)
We used to play Bridge, during school lunch breaks.
That and attempt to memorise Monty Python scripts.

I often look back and regret my adolescence.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)
I used to do the latter, but replace bridge with AD&D
:(
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:53, Reply)
hmm...I was more in with the steal some potassium and hydrochloric acid crowd
and blow a toilet off the wall in my lunchbreak.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:57, Reply)
I think you win.
Bridge is a game for old ladies.
Still, at least I got to regard players of Magic: The Gathering, with disdain.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:00, Reply)
I think we both could look at them with disdain
Magic, The Gathering. Hah!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:04, Reply)
Pokemon for kids trying to convince themselves that they're too cool and grown up for Pokemon.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)
but he didn't stop me from eating a whole pack of polos in the space of 30 minutes, HAH!
YEAH, NONE FUCKING CONFORMIST!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:51, Reply)
YOU'RE A LOOSE CANNON, WHO WON'T PLAY BY THE RULES!
I'm going to have to take your badge and gun.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:54, Reply)
At least I'll still have my D12 and Level 49 Dwarf with a Halberd of Destruction

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:01, Reply)
woah
you have your own d12?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:11, Reply)
That's just the way GMoS rolls.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:21, Reply)

a + in
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:15, Reply)
citrus polos were the best,
but they stopped selling them.

You can still get fruit polos, i didn't like the spearmint ones though.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:13, Reply)
This sort of bollocks will continue to increase exponentially as long as there are wankers with "social media" in their job titles.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:26, Reply)
they werent the middles
they didnt fit into polos
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:35, Reply)
No, they were a silly marketing ploy to sell more mints.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:36, Reply)
whatever happenned to dweebs
they were nice
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:39, Reply)
and nerds

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:40, Reply)
plenty of those here
HAHAHAHAHAHA
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:41, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHA indeed!

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)
What kind of over-privileged childhood must you have had,
if you could afford to buy two different packets of mints, just to see if they fit together?
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:41, Reply)
Nah, I just had freinds and we shared innit

loner
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:44, Reply)
:'(

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:47, Reply)
It's ok though, cos you've got freinds now right?

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 9:52, Reply)
Will you be my friend?
We could share mints, and make friendship bracelets!
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:06, Reply)
no

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:18, Reply)
:'(
And I'd got as far as carving "Glovi" into my arm. Might as well finish it, at least the pain will be real
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:30, Reply)
my father worked 16 hours a day down pit
to put a polo in my mouth. Times were hard then.
(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:05, Reply)
I bet you were 10x happier that "two mints" Glovington.

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:10, Reply)
well

(, Thu 31 Jul 2014, 10:08, Reply)

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