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morning

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:00, Reply)
Fuck BST, Grrry.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:05, Reply)
I like it
sun's up, birds are chirping, saw the sunset last night with my evening whisky, it's all good with me
(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:11, Reply)
Morginh

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:16, Reply)
a bold rethink of the traditional morning concept

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
Yo.

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:19, Reply)
word up

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
Well, that's a few things achieve this weekend
Being in the audience for the car-crash that was Red Nose Day was rather amusing - much more interesting to see shit go horribly wrong!

I've replaced the speakers in the car doors, the DAB radio I installed a couple of weeks ago is now working in Left and Right!

Picnic bench installed in the garden and that fucking turkey crown I bought a couple of months ago for 4 in the sale has been defrosted and cooked (my Rob's bargain meat moment has passed).

Will shortly be taking a beer out into the garden to enjoy sat on the new seating.

How's your weekend been?
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:44, Reply)
busy and tiring
with intermittent periods of drunkenness
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:52, Reply)
Sounds like you've got half an ear on the weather forecast

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:28, Reply)
Not bad.
Work this morning was as painless as it could be, couple of beers in the garden, did some lunch for ladypigs mum, nice walk out with the horse. Only thing I didn't get to do was enjoy the sun on the motorbike today.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:12, Reply)

and lucrative...
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:28, Reply)

l n
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:01, Reply)
I was in Manchester visiting a terminally ill friend.
It was more enjoyable than it sounds. He's actually quite well at the moment
He had to wear a machine that slowly compressed a massive syringe full of oxy, ketamine and some inhibitor to stop him enjoying it. I went down with a couple of folk I went to uni with. It was a good couple of days, but obviously I'd rather it was under different circumstances.

On the train home, another mate just happens to be up this weekend so I'm meeting him for a swally.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:25, Reply)
Intense
hope the rest of the day goes well
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:28, Reply)
Ta.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:30, Reply)
The inhibitor sounds a bit shit tbh.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:40, Reply)
Yeah, they won't even omit it in weekends.
He said if he goes home he'll get liquid ketamine. I pointed out that you can crystalise it with a desk lamp.

"how do you know that?"

"I've, err, got an interest in science".
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 20:26, Reply)
Get him a Bane mask.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:45, Reply)
alright. I did my laundry and then pub lunched with the mrs.
Now I'm gonna do fuck all for a bit then phone my mam to wish her happy mam's day.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:29, Reply)
All three of us had to buy mother's day cards yesterday from a tesco then fill them in with the biro at the lottery stand.
Nice to know it wasn't just me that's a bit rubbish.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:37, Reply)
yeah you should always carry a pen

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:48, Reply)
I think cards are the only thing I write now that are written for other people to read.
My handwriting is now that atrocious that I cover my shopping lists so other people can't see them.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:15, Reply)
See, I'm a GREAT son me. I sent her card in the week AND I got her chocolate flowers from these:
https://www.chococo.co.uk/
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:59, Reply)
chocolate flowers?
Can't decide if you want to send her chocolate or flowers? Well you don't have to! With Chocolate Flowers(TM) she can have both! So what are you waiting for?
CHOCOLATE FLOWERS 0800 xxx xxx
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:23, Reply)
They were even in a chocolate flowerpot.
:D
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:24, Reply)
haha wat this is even more Framley than i imagined,
can you get a chocolate teapot as well? i want a chocolate teapot.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:25, Reply)
It'd match the fire guard.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:26, Reply)
Check the site out.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:27, Reply)
couldn't find any teapots,
can get them on Amazon though, and Firebox
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:29, Reply)
then again,
the search feature seems to return results that are entirely unrelated to the search terms, searching for a flowerpot brings up a chocolate fish..

amusingly though i've just been to the co-op round the corner and they had a bunch of chocolate flowers on the bargain shelf
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:07, Reply)
Did you buy batteries for your unworking clocks

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:09, Reply)
shit

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:10, Reply)
this is why they have been stopped for about a month

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:10, Reply)
They only do the flowers for Mothers' Day.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:18, Reply)
I spent a lot of money Friday and j

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:19, Reply)
Heavy.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 18:34, Reply)
Alright 'Nigel Planer'.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 20:18, Reply)
*that picture of a 15 year old mcbeef looking just like Neil off of the young ones*

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 21:57, Reply)
Filthy Richard mcbeef and shatflap

(, Mon 27 Mar 2017, 0:22, Reply)
Woo, church!
There's at least one happy-clappy hymn in this morning's service - yuk.
Morning, all.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:15, Reply)
I'm at work. Triple time though.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:19, Reply)
fuck
but fuck yeah!
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:21, Reply)
All done.
Gonna have a beer in the garden I reckon.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:26, Reply)
You deserve it, champ
Although that lawn looks as though it needs mowing
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:50, Reply)
Fuck you. It's a wild garden for the bees you love so much.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 13:27, Reply)
Remember to thank the vicar for the service

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 9:20, Reply)
mm is a choirboy?

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:08, Reply)
head choirboy
HEAD
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:12, Reply)
best boy/ grip

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 13:50, Reply)
Kennethwilliams.jpg
/ac
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:43, Reply)
I assumed that everyone put their clocks forward the night before
I'm learning so much about the right and wrong way to do things
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:08, Reply)
I only need to put the cooker clock forward
the rest is done by magic and love
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:13, Reply)
Aw, that's lovely that
I've had a clock that I have to change by turning a dial! A dial!!! In the 21st century!
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:15, Reply)
we've got two
but the batteries have been flat for weeks

if i want to know what the time is i've got to boot my PC, or go out
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:00, Reply)
I once spent an extra hour at lunch 'cos explorer crashed and the system tray clock froze.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:43, Reply)
Get a watch you weirdo

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:45, Reply)
fucking cyborgs

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:03, Reply)
Alright 'Molly from the Neuromancer'.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:09, Reply)
^possibly the worst literary reference I've ever made.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:24, Reply)
Oh thought it was a "J Lo" thing

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:31, Reply)
i still don't get it

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:51, Reply)
Her protein shakes bring all the boys to the killing floor.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 17:31, Reply)
the spice must flow

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 15:31, Reply)
Well I thought it was quite good.

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 19:42, Reply)
I don't even own a clock

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:16, Reply)
Ah, a renter eh
well there's nothing wrong with that
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:17, Reply)
r u a wizard?

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 10:20, Reply)
I always wake up confused because my phone puts its own clock forward, so I leave the living room clock as it is until I can make sense of it all

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 11:11, Reply)
Changing the clock on the video 'member?
Or perhaps not, maybe you let the thing flash '12:00' like some sort of cretin.
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 14:54, Reply)
Word to your mother
m.youtube.com/watch?v=EM-8b6LgnMk
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 12:18, Reply)
Word
Word word
youtu.be/izuMg1GGnMc
(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 13:31, Reply)
i'd rather dig my eyes out with a fucking spoon

(, Sun 26 Mar 2017, 16:12, Reply)
Put your clocks forward NOW!

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:42, Reply)
who's the president?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:43, Reply)
President Putin

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:44, Reply)
brie olson

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:47, Reply)
Oh, did she take over from Lexi Belle?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:29, Reply)
lexy bel

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:33, Reply)
moserella

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:39, Reply)
Oh I get it, cheese/porn star crossovers.
Er...nah can't be bothered actually. Gnight.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:52, Reply)
Are you fucking stupid

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, Reply)
nah mate it makes sense if you think about it,
then they'll be right when you get up in the morning and you won't have to wake up in the middle of the night to do it
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:54, Reply)
I might give it a miss this year

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:25, Reply)
I have made a decision.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:45, Reply)
is it the right decision?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:20, Reply)
Probably not

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, Reply)
I loved my little MX-5
Wouldn't buy another one mind. Rusty piece of crap it ended up being. Classic cars are hard work and I can't be arsed anymore. At least with bikes you can strip down in an hour or so.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 20:30, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=j03LKhZa8UE
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:46, Reply)
shit, I still need to post your massive box
I'll do it monday
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:07, Reply)
You're lucky it didn't turn you gay

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:55, Reply)
OK. As long as you're sure.
I would say it's been nice knowing you...but...
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:31, Reply)
Cheers

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, Reply)
penguin

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 21:45, Reply)
Club

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 22:51, Reply)
You're thinking of seals.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 23:29, Reply)
Is there no thread today or has Spanishfly posted?
I'm not logging out to check.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:38, Reply)
Right click, "Open link in new private window"
alt: "Open in incognito tab"
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:43, Reply)
Done.
I don't know why he has me on ignore. It's a bit annoying.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
He also gets upset if someone replies to him and gets upset if no-one replies to him, and upset if someone points out that he's skipped his meds again, keyword: upset
/ac
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:14, Reply)
I could tell you Windy, but I don't want to break your heart

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:44, Reply)
I think I'll just have to live in ignorance.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:00, Reply)
there is now

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 14:52, Reply)
hi

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:16, Reply)
hi

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:50, Reply)
Dunno

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 15:43, Reply)
fancy going to this:
www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/26235

I'm well up for it
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:11, Reply)
I hear Rachel McKenzie is a real goer.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:14, Reply)
read the faq noob

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:17, Reply)
How do I fucking swear?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:20, Reply)
it's a family forum

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:23, Reply)
you're probably right though

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:23, Reply)
Yes please

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 17:33, Reply)
This place would look dead on its arse if you couldn't see spanishfly.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 16:12, Reply)
morning

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:02, Reply)
morning
what colour is that car?
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:11, Reply)
Red with polka dots on

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:17, Reply)
Blue.
I will upload a photo in a minute
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)

imgur.com/gallery/2tt2n
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:26, Reply)
I will upload photos of the other potentials as well

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:27, Reply)
SLK
imgur.com/gallery/npTP8
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:28, Reply)
An SLK for that price will be an utter turd
expect a blown turbo at the very least
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:35, Reply)
The MGF looks sweet.
They have head gasket problems but in the thread he states it's had the head gasket replaced and has the documents to prove it.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:37, Reply)
yeah, and besides that the K-series engine is actually pretty solid
you just have to remember that finding a mechanic who wants to touch it might be tougher than usual. Although underneath I think they're still just a Rover 45 or sutin.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:08, Reply)
MGF
imgur.com/a/BqDIY
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:29, Reply)
That looks to be the best buy

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:12, Reply)
MX5
i51.tinypic.com/10mnfol.jpg
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:37, Reply)
That is quite good I must say

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:47, Reply)
I love how tinypic appears to be a window onto the internet at the turn of the century.
And also how it never loads the picture, just all the crud surrounding it.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:24, Reply)
Good morning, Mr fly.
Good morning, /talk
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:18, Reply)
Morning Eminem

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
*stands up*

Very generous of you to be buying a car for your girlfriend, I must say.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:02, Reply)
You cunt

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:02, Reply)
I love you, too.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:15, Reply)
This Departed soundtrack is fucking killer

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 8:26, Reply)
Have you seen infernal affairs?
That's killer
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 11:33, Reply)
THE DRY RUB ON THIS BRISKET IS OUT OF BOUNDS

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:08, Reply)
Morning all
So, that leaked Metal Gear Solid 6 footage looks interesting...
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 10:17, Reply)
lol, rubber willy!

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 11:59, Reply)
Rubber...willy?

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:53, Reply)
Afternoon

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 12:40, Reply)
Alright BS it's like the dead are walking the earth
Multiple denizens of /talk have taken me off ignore.

Pricks
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 19:46, Reply)
Alright.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:41, Reply)
Drunk. Also assembled the chin up/ leg raise stand in my room. It looks a bit like hospital equipment but will hopefully give me the abs my wife has always dreamed of

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:07, Reply)

a i
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:09, Reply)
I'm going to rest my eyes now.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:15, Reply)
Just got back in from the Red Nose Day filming
kinda ... okay ... after the miniatures we snuck in, but I'm glad we left as Russell Brand took to the stage.
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 1:00, Reply)
Watching it live on the telly
really glad we left when we did
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 1:05, Reply)
Anyone around for some car chat I could use some advice...
Please
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:27, Reply)
I let my car run almost completely dry of oil and coolant for hundreds of miles
I don't think I'm the right person to ask tbh
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:32, Reply)
Just posting to say I can't help
Good luck on your quest
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:34, Reply)
My advice is NO CAR CHAT

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:50, Reply)
NO SHOE CHAT, more like
you footwear fetishist
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:27, Reply)
Who's gonna tell you when
It's too late
Who's gonna tell you things
Aren't so great
You know you can't go on
Thinking nothing's wrong
Who's gonna drive you home tonight
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:15, Reply)
ASK HER OUT.
You'll regret it later if you don't.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:16, Reply)
what's up?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:26, Reply)
Been to see and test drive an MX-5 today. L reg, 1.6. 140k miles.
Wants 500 for it, well will take 500 initially it was advertised as 900, it has some advisories that need taking care of but MOT until august...

Thoughts?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:38, Reply)
as long as you think of it as a project then it's well worth it
they engines are pretty unbreakable but you'll probably need some welding doing. if it's going to be a bit of a hobby then go for it
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:10, Reply)
Yes rear wheel arches need some attention and welding.
It would be a bit of a project I think, I need something to keep me busy anyway. Cheers for the advice.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:22, Reply)
Any car under a grand will need a few hundred quid thrown at it for the next MOT
As long as you accept that, you can't go wrong with a car that moves for 500.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:13, Reply)
This was pretty much my take on it. Cheers

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 22:21, Reply)
Ahaha it sounds shit and rubbish and it's a girls car

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:09, Reply)
How's the cameras on your house
Ya big spazzy on the spectrum bum fun Fuck nugget
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:12, Reply)
Well if i check the front camera I can see my bmw 3 series which is a proper car that a man would drive.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:19, Reply)
And if you check TomatoCam there is a black man masturbating in your green house.
I do own another car you know you fuck wit. This one is just for a bit of fun.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:46, Reply)
I suppose that makes sense if your idea of fun is pretending to be a girl

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 0:02, Reply)
It is. Yes.
Is yours pretending to be a doctor?
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 0:19, Reply)
Do you remember that...
Fun?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:47, Reply)
is it one of those wanky feeble 4 cylinder ones
that people buy because they can't afford a real BMW?
(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:02, Reply)
I am guessing so.

(, Sat 25 Mar 2017, 7:02, Reply)
Try not to.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 21:31, Reply)
The best car is a ferrari

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 23:05, Reply)
So as it is Friday
Can we have the custom roll call of people leaving early to rub it in to us 5:30'ers. Also, top this for a Reddit sub to follow
Also: Harry Hill's Alien Fun Capsule is brilliant, discuss.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:56, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:01, Reply)
gher than the sun
*Primal Scream face*
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:03, Reply)
/r/leavingworknow

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:03, Reply)
i am going home shortly
there to await the calls of madness that will come for the next 5 hours or so
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:08, Reply)
Didn't know you were covering the phones for Comic Relief

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:17, Reply)
i'd prefer that, tbh

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:21, Reply)
I didn't even go to work today

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:25, Reply)
How are you?
Or rather, what did the doctor say?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:27, Reply)
bit nosey

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:45, Reply)
Hey, I care
sue me
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:47, Reply)
Still a bit shit
Apparently my chest sounds clear and I probably don't need more antibiotics, but she gave me some anyway and we're going to have a look in case it's something more sinister, but I mustn't worry because it probably isn't
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 17:45, Reply)
Now would be an excellent time to rewatch Alien.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 17:48, Reply)
My mum was dead in 3 months with those, lucky cunt

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:29, Reply)
Harry Hill peaked with TV burp. Now it's just childish desperation.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:26, Reply)
No, he peaked with the Harry Hill show on Channel 4
Everything since has been a derivative of that. But even an nth of Harry Hill is a shit-ton better than anything else ITV churns out.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:29, Reply)
I like his observational comedy.
He doesn't need all the slapstick bollocks.

Not that I rate him at all.
Or ITV
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:31, Reply)
Pretty much this, although I think Fruit Corner was slightly better than the TV version.
Fruit Fancies was a bit strange, if memory serves.
TV Burp was great, though, and my kids are enjoying this latest venture.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:40, Reply)
Work....Oh hahaha

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:27, Reply)
I hope England actually score a goal Sunday

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:44, Reply)
the whole of england?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:48, Reply)
defo

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:49, Reply)
well we could all use the confidence boost, let's face it

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:50, Reply)
I bet I trip over the ball or summat
clumsy
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:50, Reply)
I just hope that our only striker scores a hat trick

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:53, Reply)
just make sure to roll around on the floor clutching your shin afterwards

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:55, Reply)
just like when he plays arrows!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:57, Reply)
Issue with a customer at 5pm on a Friday.
UGH
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 17:03, Reply)
Kick em in the cunt and fuck off to the pub.
/management
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:01, Reply)
Hey, you.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:18, Reply)
^best boss ever

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:12, Reply)
I was in my car by 5:27. Fancy that!
#livingthedream
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:26, Reply)
I was in your car by 5:15.
Sorry about the mess in the boot.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 18:27, Reply)
5.30 on a Friday?
Christ almighty.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 19:57, Reply)
sadly my working week is just starting
this is my Monday morning
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 20:03, Reply)
Well that's not really going anywhere fast eh
Who's up for a good ol' fashioned b4$h classic game of TRUFAX OR GAKE?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:54, Reply)
not me thanks

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:54, Reply)
Offspring on sale again
Might get these www.offspring.co.uk/view/product/offspring_catalog/5,22/2416252027
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:01, Reply)
Pretty fly

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:01, Reply)
Thanks

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:05, Reply)
^she's got issues

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:11, Reply)
mmm, for that "just stepped in dogshit" look

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:02, Reply)
When did Clarks shoes get so fucking hipster expensive?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:02, Reply)
they always were

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:59, Reply)
I used to go on size quite a bit
I still haven't come to terms with crooked tongues closing
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:03, Reply)
You should get a pair of shoes you already have
Only for fewer prices.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:47, Reply)
No thanks M8

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:01, Reply)
do you ever play any games mate?
or do you not get any pleasure from that sort of stuff?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:01, Reply)
I like chess

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:03, Reply)
I know him so well...

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:12, Reply)

chess it up the bum from other gay spazzes
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:12, Reply)
I prefer Stax.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:13, Reply)
:)

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:22, Reply)
have you ever played kubb?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:14, Reply)
n

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:22, Reply)
it's quite fun, like
throwing bits of wood at other bits of wood and screaming abuse at the opposing team
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:27, Reply)
Is that the same thing as Mölkky?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:48, Reply)
If you need to bring more boys to the yard, yes

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:50, Reply)
seems similar but swedish instead of finnish and with slightly more complicated rules
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kubb
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:51, Reply)
That looks like fun, especially after a few beers

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:56, Reply)
Looks like a cross between mölkky and chess.
Noice.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 16:03, Reply)
am I gake?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:02, Reply)
Does 'gake' refer to that photo of a lesbian holding a rainbow-shaped and -coloured cake?
Gay + cake = gake.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:04, Reply)
Fuck that, I've got Haunted Castle, m8
some of the scenery parts are a bit dog-eared, but it's fucking beezer. You can go first.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:20, Reply)
is that one with skull that rolls down the stairs?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:23, Reply)
no
it's the one with the GLOW-IN-THE-DARK skull that rolls down the stairs!
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:23, Reply)
fuck my life

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:45, Reply)
Come round and play Haunted Castle, m8
It's impossible to be depressed while playing Haunted Castle.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:55, Reply)
sure
I'm ten minutes away
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:08, Reply)
?
i.imgur.com/HuJVUpo.jpg
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:33, Reply)
is she pooing in that treestump?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:37, Reply)
if you like

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:51, Reply)
>sell
soap and razor
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:41, Reply)
Is that one of those gothapotamus things?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:47, Reply)
have you two not had that exact exchange before?
it seems very familiar but search isn't turning anything up
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:12, Reply)
You may have dreamt it
Sounds like the sort of thing you might dream about
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:14, Reply)
i presume you were both in the nuddy

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:49, Reply)
I'm wearing beige jeggings

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:56, Reply)
What was that one where you had a DVD?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:52, Reply)
Nightmare?
I think that's what it was called
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:54, Reply)
Mind you, it was VHS in my day

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:55, Reply)

VHS wax cylinder
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:14, Reply)
I spotted a copy of the Star Trek VHS game in a charity shop, last week.
Must be a difficult sell.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:18, Reply)
Free VCR with every purchase

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:24, Reply)
Think I chucked away the last of my scart cables, last year.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:36, Reply)
Atmosfear?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:38, Reply)
Ah, well done
that was it
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:51, Reply)
No thanks ,

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:45, Reply)
God no.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:50, Reply)
You might like this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPU_xMwcFg4
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:11, Reply)
nah

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 14:58, Reply)
that sounds awful

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:09, Reply)
what are the rules?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:13, Reply)
I imagine it to be 'call my waki bluff'

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:15, Reply)
you get into the foetal position and sniff your own guffs

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:23, Reply)
i know i do
but what are the rules of trufax or gake?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 15:47, Reply)
RIP in peace, The Doveston
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-39366589

5, for me.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:04, Reply)
6 for me...
That fucking nationality bitch dun me over.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:06, Reply)
Bit aggressive, m8.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:10, Reply)
I only knew 1
managed to guess 3/7
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:07, Reply)
46

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:10, Reply)
real answer: 6
YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:11, Reply)
3
Out of which i only knew 1, which was the autistic muppet
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:10, Reply)
SPOILER ALERT

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:16, Reply)
^autistic muppet

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:18, Reply)
"Penis Beaker"

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:20, Reply)
\o/

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:33, Reply)
I can't believe you said that

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:51, Reply)
5 this time round

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:16, Reply)
0
I refuse to pander to the loony left BBC
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:24, Reply)
Fake news!!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:38, Reply)
6,4000,1

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:25, Reply)
Fake news

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:30, Reply)
5
Used to date that old lady, she was a go-er
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:34, Reply)
5, for certain high values of 5

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:39, Reply)
Fore

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:44, Reply)
thanks for that thread, GeordieJay
now we all know what everyone is or is going to be up to. But let's have some fun and turn that all around:

What you all down with?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:43, Reply)
OPP

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
yeah you know me

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:48, Reply)
word

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:50, Reply)
old pauly pops?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:30, Reply)
+A GANGNAM STYLE

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:40, Reply)
Pneumonia

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:49, Reply)
I apologise for not being able to heal you with my comment

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:51, Reply)
Get fucked four eyes

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:30, Reply)
Manflu.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:51, Reply)
alright

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:57, Reply)
Syndrome

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:53, Reply)
okay

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:57, Reply)
the clown

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:53, Reply)
^ Judge Snyder

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:56, Reply)
16 years

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:58, Reply)
Really?
It'd stopped being funny long before he said "the clown is down".
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:12, Reply)

youtu.be/frf6E8kVQY8
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:06, Reply)
^gay for doink

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:31, Reply)
what a waste of what could've been a decent gimmick

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:34, Reply)
who knew he even had 35 moves, eh?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IsRNGS_45AA

isn't there a new clown wrestler that is going out with foley's daughter?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:52, Reply)
I didn't know he was a wrestler
he certainly doesn't come across as one on their "reality" show
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:05, Reply)
Mass deportation

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:56, Reply)
where to, preferably?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:57, Reply)
Somewhere nice...
There must be another undiscovered island where we can make Australia 2: The Sequel
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:02, Reply)
I concur

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:14, Reply)
my bad self

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:00, Reply)
Jesus Christ

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:04, Reply)
is that an answer to the question, or a general response?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:19, Reply)
Going

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:15, Reply)
like in that song where after that they say
down down down down down woo oo hooo, innit?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:21, Reply)
Are you thinking of 'Durban Deep' by Elton John?
Or are you thinking of something else?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:23, Reply)
no, I'm sorry, it was something else, but also 80'ish
but I hadn't heard that one before
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:25, Reply)
That's alright.
I probably haven't heard the one to which you're referring.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:38, Reply)
Down down deeper and down

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:37, Reply)
Teh Quo!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:40, Reply)
Where did it all go wrong after Pictures of Matchstick Men eh?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:49, Reply)
or Teh Spice Girls

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:42, Reply)
Really?
*shakes head*
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:46, Reply)
Why, album track 'Saturday Night Divas', of course.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:52, Reply)
You make me sick.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:00, Reply)
Mission accomplished

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:05, Reply)
This is also a P!nk song.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:05, Reply)
the sickness (richard cheese version)

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:52, Reply)
Lady boarder's

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 13:05, Reply)
Yeah yeah, very nice.
what you all up to this weekend then?

I'm chilling the fuck out tbh.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:10, Reply)
Church on Sunday - woohoo!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:14, Reply)
Is that like Ski on Sunday?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:19, Reply)
I'd burn up on entry

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:32, Reply)
Need more lube

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:42, Reply)
Richard Dawkins: Why?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:33, Reply)
I think someone criticised one of his books, and he's never really gotten over it.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:37, Reply)
that must be God Delusion
the rest of his books on zoology/ethology are great reads
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:41, Reply)
I don't read text books.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:43, Reply)
don't worry, there are pictures in it too

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:44, Reply)
Yeah, but turning pages is even more arduous than scrolling down.
All books should be condensed to A4 diagrams, then laminated.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:47, Reply)
The Church Arms, you mean! hahahahahah
seriously though, church is a total waste of time. Stay at home and spend some fun time with your family. It's later than you think.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:42, Reply)
wahey!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:44, Reply)
Alright, The Specials.
I only go 'cos I make the kids go, and I could easily ditch them at the door, if I so wished.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:45, Reply)
hang on
you don't want to go but you make your kids go?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:46, Reply)
^

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:46, Reply)
Why do you make the kids go?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:46, Reply)
Their cub pack is affiliated with the church down the road.
I don't begrudge them a couple of hours on a Sunday morning, three times a year. The kids all hate it, so it probably builds character.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:50, Reply)
Oh I see

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:50, Reply)
Yeah.
To be honest, I could probably go every week, and be quite happy about it, but the whole "not believing in a god" thing makes it seem like a waste of time.
Missus and I thought about joining the local church when we lived in a small village, as it seemed like a good way to engage with the local community, but the pub across the road was a better bet.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:55, Reply)
it's all a load of hooey
hth xx
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:46, Reply)
No one in my house believes in any deity.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:47, Reply)
So... The church thing is..?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:48, Reply)
It's a building erected for the purpose of worshipping the Christian god.
lol, "erect"
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:51, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:51, Reply)
oh no, now I'm erect

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:52, Reply)
I can see your weeping steeple

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
lol, "erect"

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:12, Reply)
Cubs. I get it now.
Should have just said that in the first place, instead of wrapping it up in Religion.
You fucking Judas.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:58, Reply)
Yeah, I'd betray you to the authorities, too.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:15, Reply)
I never dun nuffink

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:25, Reply)
Formula 1 is back on, so I'm looking forward to the start of that. Weather looks good to take the motorbike out,
And some work on my old car so I can get it sold. Quite pleased I've fixed most of the major issues it had, just got a brake locking on to sort.

imgur.com/rXXcG6g
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:14, Reply)
Right, I've scrolled down on this one, AND THERE'S NOTHING THERE!
Why are you fucking with me, Windy?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:16, Reply)
Did you scroll down all the way?
Maybe your screen isn't deep enough.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:20, Reply)
If you get one of those widescreen monitors, you can turn it on its side
then you can see whole websites at the same time
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:22, Reply)
I love living in the future

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:27, Reply)
Remember the past? Man, that was bleak

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:28, Reply)
Maybe I just don't have a sufficient level of access for imgur, and am only seeing the n00b version.
I bow to your web wizard sk1llz.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:27, Reply)
You might prefer MySpace

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:29, Reply)
The web peaked with GeoCities.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:38, Reply)
Needs more blurry paunch and cock.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:22, Reply)
No. No it does not.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:32, Reply)
I'm finally recovering after being sick all week
so Imma go on a fitness rampage i.e leave the house
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:14, Reply)
Irish music and fish and chips tonight.
Going to a friend's birthday bash tomorrow with my ex for probably the first time that everyone will know that we've split up, so it'll be well lol to see people's uncomfortable expressions and forced joviality as they try to process how much we're going to fight with each other.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:16, Reply)
Ooh, is it Boyzone?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:18, Reply)
I fecking hope not.
Although even Boyzone would arguably be more Irish than what we're probably going to get, i.e. some touristy Irish music played by French people.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:23, Reply)
The Corrs

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:37, Reply)
Bit of The Phwoars, eh lads eh eh lads eh eh

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:42, Reply)
Going to see a touring production of Evita
Don't cry for me yadda yadda
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:17, Reply)
GAYYYYYYY
Who's playing the starring role?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:38, Reply)
Emma Hatton
Now that she is done with Wicked. I fucking hated Wicked, one of the most meh stage things I've ever seen.
And I am a promo homo for the arts.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:40, Reply)
You're forgiven, then...
I'm excited for the new series of Rupauls drag race, so who am I to judge?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:47, Reply)
It is all about the Snatch Game ep
Everytime
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:10, Reply)
That's the game changer for sure

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:27, Reply)
Night out with the missus tonight
Kid tomorrow night, might take her to the cinema or do something cultural. Prolly do a roast on Sunday, followed by a series of ever more repulsive gravy guffs
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:18, Reply)
They have bars for that sort of thing now, you know.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:26, Reply)
Please don;t say Beauty and the Beast

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:39, Reply)
I hear the Chinese and Russians have banned it for being too gay.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:41, Reply)
And if there's one thing the Chinese and Russians are experts on
it's childrens entertainment
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:43, Reply)
and gays!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:49, Reply)
They're all very interested in what gay men do in private, aren't they
Sounds a bit suspect to me
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:52, Reply)
The Malaysians banned it for being too gay,
but then they relented.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:48, Reply)
because Emma Watson looked just FABULOUS in that gown

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:50, Reply)
nope
she looks like a 14yr old boy
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:52, Reply)
Ah
that makes more sense
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:53, Reply)
<s> 14 year old boy<s> 75 year old evolutionary biologist
s1.zetaboards.com/anthroscape/topic/4767944/1/
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:06, Reply)
Ha!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:14, Reply)
Actually, I've just had a text saying my access is cancelled this weekend
:((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
Oh, that's a big old shit. What's the reason?
Other than the obvious "she's a cunt"
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:03, Reply)
Oh this time it's her birthday, her parents' wedding anniversary and mothers' day
I am not fucking happy man
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:06, Reply)
It's totes bollocks the way blokes have to fight tooth and nail to see their kids and women can just change ther mind at a moment's notice and somehow society accepts the fact.
A guy I knew a couple of years ago had primary custody of his daughter and he was apparently the first man in the region to get it, the courts coming down in favour of the mother every other time prior to that. And in the vast majority of times since then, as well, obviously -_-.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:26, Reply)
I'm fucking gutted
There's literally nothing I can do about it. I could take her to court again (last time cost 7k), all they'd do is tell her off at most. It's fucked up.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:33, Reply)
what have you got you are mums?
and yeah, last fucking minute too. The slag.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:28, Reply)
really sorry to hear that m8

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:34, Reply)
Ruby and beer at the inlaws tonight
Bed guffs tomorrow morning. Fuck all for the rest of the day. Loads of baking and running around on fucking sunday.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:21, Reply)
THE FUCKING FUCK

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:51, Reply)
Mother's day's busier than fucking christmas
At least with christmas you can use the excuse "we just want a quiet one this year"
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:53, Reply)
See, I don't live near mine, so shes getting flowers delivered.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
mine got a bottle of gin

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:05, Reply)
That answers my question.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:29, Reply)
this:
s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/be/6e/e6/be6ee67842a98daeb2e5e497a727929d.jpg
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:32, Reply)
Thanks Mac

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:39, Reply)
Dunno see how today goes , off to hand over my money for that sea dweller, ffs
imgur.com/IWoWvpI
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:59, Reply)
the time in that photo is clearly digital m8

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:24, Reply)
I've no idea why my phone suddenly started time stamping my pictures, odd

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:36, Reply)
Going to Birmingham for the weekend, mother in law is to babysit whilst wife and I go for our first pissup in 2 years

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:19, Reply)
Gonna see the filming of the Red Nose Day thing this evening
hopefully there will be some monumental fuckup lols.

Tomorrow there may be swimming or running, I'll go to Halfords to get some new speakers for the car and install them using silicone and gaffer tape. I'll probably get roped into doing some gardening too, and then there will be the complaint I need to send to the Guild of Master Craftsmen about our builders.

How much fun does all that sound?

I many need gin...
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:23, Reply)
I wish I was one of them active, sporty gays, but I just cannot be bothered.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:30, Reply)
It's okay
you wouldn't know I'm fit to look at me.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 12:03, Reply)
+uphill
lol
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 11:33, Reply)
morning

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:30, Reply)
Mmmmmmmmoooooooooorning

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:33, Reply)
^ bovine

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:40, Reply)
*yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
bbl ~9am
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:37, Reply)
^ sloth

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 6:40, Reply)
fucksocks, I have to be somewhere at 10
which is 9 UTC, so I can't will have been back later here at 9
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:12, Reply)
+are we led it off the road

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:42, Reply)
Yes mate. FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRIIIIIIIIIDAY!!!!!!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:11, Reply)
^ Katy Perry / Rebecca Black

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:17, Reply)
That's me.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:21, Reply)

media.giphy.com/media/FJgynePi8740E/giphy.gif
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:21, Reply)
Wo-oah black/ perry

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:07, Reply)
Definitely true
m.imgur.com/gallery/ucTY9
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:22, Reply)
Oh we've all been there lol
I can't even drive and this must happen at least nonce a week
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:25, Reply)
The bloke said "no professionals"
I said I'm not a professional, he said "you should be"
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:44, Reply)
*Thumbs*

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:50, Reply)
'nonce a week' eh?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:38, Reply)
Every so often this unexpectedly pops into my head and I smile.
www.discogs.com/Nonce-The-Sight-Of-Things/master/79526
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:04, Reply)
what were they thinking eh

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:08, Reply)
heh

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:45, Reply)
It probably did happen, but not like that
In the sense that he tried to beg and plead his way out of a ticket by saying "aww man, this'll probably kill my chances of being a policeman, and I just got out of the military, I guess this is why so many veterans kill themselves, a bloo bloo bloo" and the guy gave him an application form to shut him up
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:28, Reply)
I don't understand.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:05, Reply)
The jist of it is "anonymous man lies on internet"

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:09, Reply)
Oh, there's words underneath.
I was wondering what "apply for leo" meant.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:13, Reply)
You can scroll down on nearly all websites now.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:15, Reply)
they're bringing out mouses with a little wheel to make it easier
Ah, the future.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:16, Reply)
I've never bothered scrolling down on imgur before, wasn't aware people posted rambling stories underneath their pictures.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:18, Reply)
Morning
Got that Freitagsgeful?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:24, Reply)
Poczucie piatku, m8

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:30, Reply)
that's right, the Polish word for Friday is basially "fifth"

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:30, Reply)
fucking stupid cunts

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:44, Reply)
nah, that's not stupid
Stupid is calling Wednesday "middle". Fine, maybe it is the middle of the week, but not if Thursday is called "Fourth", because the fourth day is the middle of a seven-day week you fucking dickheads.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 7:46, Reply)
so stupid

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:00, Reply)
it makes me so angry, two hats
so angry
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:18, Reply)
I've just sprayed my kids' hair red,
and now I'm choking on the fumes and have red spittle.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:05, Reply)
are you letting them roam around in a field with other people's kids?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:18, Reply)
Yeah, it'll make the meat that much sweeter.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:14, Reply)

fumes dog's 'special lipstick'
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:40, Reply)
I've not checked, but I don't imagine he's particularly well hung.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:12, Reply)
LIAR

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:14, Reply)
OK, you got me - I have no gag reflex.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:17, Reply)
G'morning all
I've got tickets for the Red Nose Day audience at the 02 Centre tonight. Whaddy'a recon? Will it be any good?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:14, Reply)
any event related to charity will be utterly shit

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:19, Reply)
I hate to say it but I agree with this.
Most comic relief stuff is painfully unfunny. I'd rather donate and not watch it.

Sometimes stand-ups do their proper gigs at charity fundraisers, they're OK.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:27, Reply)
I like the bits where there are all those African kids covered in flies, that always cracks me up

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:43, Reply)
I went to a charity comedy gig in support of striking workers, once.
Could have stayed behind, after, and shared a drink with the likes of Mark Thomas and Phil Jupitus, but I'd had enough of being stuck in a room with die-hard socialists, by that point. I think Rob Newman might have been on the bill, too. Junior Simpson was, but he was a no show.

#anotherboringanecdote
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:37, Reply)
I've seen Mark Thomas a few times.
I had tickets to his interactive Red Shed show but work made me go to staines so I gave them away.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:40, Reply)
I find him much funnier since my politics shifted leftwards.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:42, Reply)
He's shit and a cunt

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:52, Reply)
I liked the time he took a series of increasingly ridiculous vehicles through a McDonalds drive-thru.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:56, Reply)
I didn't.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:13, Reply)
Natch.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:15, Reply)
I did a charity concert/fundraiser for the humanitarian shitshow in Darfur once.
Rageh Omaar had agreed to be the patron of the charity or whatever that was behind it and the woman MCing the evening spent the entire time fawning over him and trying to tug on our heartstrings...probably the cringiest cringefest I've been to in my life.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:58, Reply)

Omaar had agreed to be the patron of the charity or whatever that was behind it and the woman MCing the evening spent the entire time fawning over him and trying to tug on our heartstrings...probably the cringiest cringefest I've been to in my life.? Rhooby Rhooby Rooo!
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:21, Reply)
lol
rice run
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:24, Reply)
Someone pulling off Rageh Omaar's rubber mask at the end of the evening to reveal a mummy or something might just have saved it.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:32, Reply)
Oh it's not that shit again is it, ffs

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:26, Reply)
Is it tonight? I'm fucking off to the pub then

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:34, Reply)
See you there in an hour

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:37, Reply)
cool

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:44, Reply)
Of course it won't Gary ffs

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:38, Reply)
I may have to step in to jolly it along then
what gag should I jump in with if it starts to go flat?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:43, Reply)
I'll try and remember some Ethiopian famine gags from my schooldays

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:46, Reply)
frankie boyle's stand up set was omitted from broadcast one year
you can see it on the web though
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:45, Reply)
I'm hoping for that kind of fun being in the audience
and hopefully I can smuggle some miniatures in in my socks!
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:06, Reply)
I smuggled some miniatures in my sock this morning
by which, I mean I had a wank before I got out of bed
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:12, Reply)
^mods

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:13, Reply)
I bet your wife was well chuffed.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:14, Reply)
It worked out fine
she'd forgotten to set her alarm, you see
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:16, Reply)
'member when Tony Blair said' am I bovvered' to Catherine Tate?
Completely made up for Iraq in my mind.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:08, Reply)
that was weird
and him in the simpsons was weird too
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:10, Reply)
My mum taped that so she could show me
Why she thought I would find it funny still escapes me. I was accused of being 'miserable' because I was of the opinion that he should stop trying to be funny and get back to work.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:13, Reply)
Maybe more of us ought to do that too.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:14, Reply)
I have never been funny, and I resent the implication

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:15, Reply)
You smell funny.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:17, Reply)
I won't deny that

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:18, Reply)
I don't think I've ever watched any telethon since I was a child.
It wasn't a hard lesson to learn.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:45, Reply)
There's a load of them on the Netflixes

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:15, Reply)
Up yours

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:19, Reply)
you first

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:36, Reply)
where you been, Horbs?

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:21, Reply)
It's that day again when a chocolate Pointer Sister rabbit goes on the roller-coaster.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:27, Reply)
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(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:30, Reply)
If I ever have to start a shortwave numbers station I'll use that as the callsign I reckon.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:31, Reply)
willy

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:34, Reply)
bum bum

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:37, Reply)
OH FUCK OFF

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:41, Reply)
not really, hullo boarder's

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:42, Reply)
and boardettes

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:44, Reply)
and non-binary gender-fluid transboarders

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:48, Reply)
lol like those Jason Statham films

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:48, Reply)
Robots in disguise

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:50, Reply)
oh hi dick

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:45, Reply)
lol, "dick"

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:46, Reply)
Well unless someone pulls something special out of the bag I'm saying baselworld 2017 has been a flop

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:47, Reply)
Some of those watches are hideous
that Bell and Ross watch looks super shit
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 8:55, Reply)
I'm no fan of bell and Ross, the ceramic AP is nice , and the 3 watch set from omega is alright but I'm not paying silly money for retro chic

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:04, Reply)
I should have made my arduino watch prototype earlier then
I could have been minted by now
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:01, Reply)
Wouldn't be allowed at baselworld , soz

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:05, Reply)
more suited to Casio-Com

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:14, Reply)
how come?
do I need to steampunk-ify it?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:18, Reply)
Just slap some ceramic and some Gorilla glass on there and you'll be fine.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:20, Reply)
Get some nixie tubes up in there.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:20, Reply)
35 quid m8, knock yourself out
allegro.pl/zegar-nixie-4x-in-12-zestaw-do-montazu-kit-i6750839837.html
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:46, Reply)
They don't allow digital watches, and it's not swiss, apple begged to show their watch and got told fuck off

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:33, Reply)
Bit lacist.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:37, Reply)
It's a watch show not a tech show

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:38, Reply)
It seems apple are pretending their watch never existed.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:43, Reply)
I'll not be the first person to point out that wearables are a dead end.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:47, Reply)
Tag have just released a new one , dunno why

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:50, Reply)
Makes slightly more sense for a watchmaker to be adding features to a watch, than a tech company trying to cram an iPhone on customers' wrists, I suppose.

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:53, Reply)
This is full tech, no watch components

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:01, Reply)
Oh.
Maybe it's a tax dodge?
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:07, Reply)
it really is pig shit
there is no viability to it
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:52, Reply)
I've said it before
but I don't like the idea of a watch you need to remember to charge
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 9:57, Reply)
Hydroelectric power, generated by a turbine in the blood stream.
Problem solved.
(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:05, Reply)
See, this is why you're the brains of the operation

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:08, Reply)
Next stop: self-replicating nano-machines - the perfect gift for Christmas!

(, Fri 24 Mar 2017, 10:11, Reply)

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