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Reading MGT's drug-fueled nonsense is a good start to the week
What else helps Mondays be less Mondayish?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 7:23, Reply)
MORNHOLES

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 7:27, Reply)
a well-timed hole makes any day better

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 7:41, Reply)
Tuesday

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 7:56, Reply)
That's quitter's talk
Don't quit Mondays; take control, be the winner you were born to be.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 7:59, Reply)
winner?
are you fucking serious?
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:06, Reply)
you need to take control of your life, MONO
utilise the synergies of positive thought and proactivity to break the wall between you and your dreams.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:11, Reply)
what the fuck has got into you?

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:23, Reply)
It's Monday
The day you pluck your red braces from your shirt, pull them forward and release them, then bellow in defiance at the pain that stings your nipples. Pain? YOU EAT PAIN FOR BREAKFAST! You will take Monday by the horns and make it your bitch, and the world will love you for it so that when the day is done and night has fallen on your mighty feats, then Tuesday's dawn will be your hero's welcome.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:25, Reply)
I have no idea what you're talking about

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:27, Reply)
Give Monday a chance
Make it count.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:27, Reply)
:'(

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:32, Reply)
Or sit at home in your pants eating Wotsits, I don't care

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:37, Reply)
:(

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:43, Reply)
You know how to fix this? Put the "(" before the ":", like this:
(:

All better.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:56, Reply)
(:(

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:56, Reply)
What a happy bull!

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:00, Reply)
hey, it's druid!

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:16, Reply)
He'

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 7:56, Reply)
I don't understand this nonsense

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 7:59, Reply)
By grabbing it by the ballbag and punching it in its stupid fucking face

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:31, Reply)
This is the response I'd expect from an up-and-coming go-getter in this dog-eat-shark world
vignette4.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/8/8b/ThatGuy.jpg
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:33, Reply)
If not me, who? If not now, WHEN?

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:34, Reply)
And while my thoughts go out to Cilla Black's family
I'm not looking forward to the cucking scousers whining about it for the next 20 years.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:34, Reply)
I hope they make a copper statue of her in Liverpool
and employ someone to constantly polish the hair to stop it turning green.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 8:35, Reply)
She was a bona fide national treasure,
but everything she's famous for (Surprise Surprise, Blind Date, her horrendous voice) is rubbish.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:09, Reply)
I'm trying to think of other redheads who would make Blind Date better
I'd love to watch a version hosted by Anne Robinson.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:12, Reply)
At least the remaining contestants would go home crying

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:33, Reply)
any excuse to handle a sack, eh?

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:16, Reply)
well you get bored of your own, don't you

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:19, Reply)
Dunno, thought it was sunday , you live and learn

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:03, Reply)
You must have known, juicers close earlier on Sundays

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:09, Reply)
I was going to say that being on holiday takes the sting out of a Monday,
but as I've got to cycle to the shops in the rain, I'm not feeling so smug anymore.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:06, Reply)
You can cycle through a big puddle with your legs sticking out
Yelling "Wheeeeeeee!" is also an option.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:10, Reply)
It's pretty hilly here, so I could build up a decent speed, make a big splash,
then cycle home with a wet arse.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:14, Reply)
You need some sort of bicycle with a floor to keep your arse dry
and a roof to stop you getting wet from above
and an engine to make going up hills easier
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:18, Reply)
You might be on to something, here.

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:20, Reply)
well, i have just had a series of texts and calls to let me know that everyone else in my office is off sick
so i might just lock the door and strut around nude for the day
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:13, Reply)
Make a penis gourd and a hunting spear
and if anyone asks, tell that that you're in mourning for the death of a nation's big-toothed national treasure

Cecil the lion.
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:16, Reply)
^ buffalo bill

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:18, Reply)
Wow, everyone?
That really is a blue moon miracle
(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:20, Reply)
No, the blue moon was four days ago

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:21, Reply)
It has only just occurred to me this second where the expression 'once in a blue moon' comes from.

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:32, Reply)
you're never too old to learn something new, 2can

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 9:33, Reply)
Jesus H Christ, Family Guy is the worst thing on TV.
And my wife watches ITV Be.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:44, Reply)
I only found out what ITV Be was a couple of weeks ago
a lad I've known since he was 3 is starring in a show on the channel. I'd say it is worse than Family Guy.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 23:17, Reply)
ITV Be Up Your Wurzel Tree
and BBC Be After He
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 23:59, Reply)
These new drugs sound fucking fantastic

(, Mon 3 Aug 2015, 0:02, Reply)
guess what?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:20, Reply)
do you have a moustache?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:29, Reply)
no...

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:30, Reply)
TAITY POT
ffs
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:31, Reply)
are you wearing a hat?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:32, Reply)
i am massaging saddle soap into my pendulous leathery teats

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:34, Reply)
well this belongs on the populol page

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:35, Reply)
this place would be dead on its arse if i stopped posting

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:36, Reply)
Seems highly inappropriate for a children's game.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:37, Reply)
why?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:34, Reply)
no dr pepper you just said it

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:35, Reply)
What?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:35, Reply)
TAITY POT
TAI
TY
POT
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:37, Reply)
What?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:46, Reply)
PO
TAY
TOES
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:52, Reply)
Potatoes?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:55, Reply)
Our holiday cottage has flooded.
Luckily, it's the lower ground floor that's flooded, so my bedroom and bathroom are untouched.

I must apologise for my failure to live blog this getaway.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 21:51, Reply)
yeah if it was upstairs that was flooded and downstairs was fine,
that would just be weird.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 21:59, Reply)
or if the ceiling were flooded,
so you just had to crouch down all the time
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:06, Reply)
When we lived in a 1st floor maisonette, the water tank in the loft sprang a leak.
I awoke to find it raining in my lounge.
The family downstairs were away for the week, so they came back to find their home in a bit of a state.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:21, Reply)
oops

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:21, Reply)
Yeah.
Everything was a bit frosty, after that.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:25, Reply)
More soggy than frosty, I'd have thought?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:34, Reply)
This question goes out to Contestant Number 2
So what's your name and where do you come from Chuck?
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 18:39, Reply)
Well Cilla, my name is broadsword and I'm from The Internet

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 18:42, Reply)
Keep talking, I'm still wanking.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 18:43, Reply)

from The Internet here to say, i'm the rappingest guy on b three t a
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 21:14, Reply)

p
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:34, Reply)
Me names Louise and I'm from birkenhead, whoop whoop

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 19:31, Reply)
sounds a bit fishy to me

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 19:56, Reply)
I'm not sure you've understood how it works

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 20:14, Reply)
My name's Norbert and I come from Throckenholt

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 20:27, Reply)
one time i went to Peterborough.
some kid burnt my neck. i didn't like it.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 21:14, Reply)
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 22:28, Reply)
alright

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:50, Reply)
alright mr h

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:57, Reply)
I've just been to see Mission Impossible
I give it 10/10
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:58, Reply)
is that the one with Simon Pegg in it?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 18:04, Reply)
that's the one!

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 18:37, Reply)
Sweet as, it's got a bit hot so I'm off rods and in the juicer, I'll go back about 8

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:58, Reply)
Just been out buying maternity trousers

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 17:01, Reply)
does maternity mean crotchless?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 17:02, Reply)
no

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 17:17, Reply)
Any tights ?

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 17:06, Reply)
no

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 17:18, Reply)
you disgusting pervert

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 17:22, Reply)
I should probably have clarified that they weren't for me.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 17:39, Reply)
HAPPY DANCE TIME!!!
HAPPY HAPPY DANCE TIME!!!
HAPPY DANCE TIME!!!
HAPPY HAPPY DANCE TIME!!!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:51, Reply)

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(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:55, Reply)
sorry, I meant
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(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:00, Reply)
fuck off mgt

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:55, Reply)
fuck off mgt!
fuck fuck off mgt!
fuck off mgt!
fuck fuck off mgt!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:57, Reply)
That's an inappropriate way to celebrate Cilla's death

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:09, Reply)
That's an inappropriate way to celebrate Cilla's death!
That's an inappropriate that's an inappropriate way to celebrate Cilla's death!
That's an inappropriate way to celebrate Cilla's death!
That's an inappropriate that's an inappropriate way to celebrate Cilla's death!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:17, Reply)
You need to either stop taking whatever it is you're taking
or triple the dose, I'm not sure which.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:21, Reply)
bourbon creams!
bourbon bourbon creams!
bourbon creams!
bourbon bourbon creams!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:22, Reply)
I want to sing this but
a) I don't know the melody
b) I don't have any bourbon
c) I don't like cream
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:43, Reply)
you don't need to sing it,
just chant and dance,
chant and dance,
chant chant chant and dance.
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 17:33, Reply)
I bet the gay community is beside itself, as per

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:19, Reply)
They can be wherever they like as long as they're not behind me, nahmean.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:21, Reply)
hmm good point,
can people marry themselves now?
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:23, Reply)
I'm not a bent, soz

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:30, Reply)
Godd morning lovely people.
What a great day!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:37, Reply)
It's afternoon you cunt.

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:37, Reply)
morning

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 13:01, Reply)
hello

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:52, Reply)
This place has been dead on its arse ever since people stopped posting dozens of threads about how it's dead on its arse

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:02, Reply)
on. its.
HAPPY DANCE TIME!!!
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:50, Reply)
maybe it's time for a change of approach

(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 15:53, Reply)
sympathy reply

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:01, Reply)
owait, oops

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:02, Reply)
:)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:43, Reply)
oh wait, that's me isn't it
:(
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:44, Reply)
alright vlad

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:05, Reply)
alright grrr

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:22, Reply)
machine

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 19:22, Reply)
imir

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:30, Reply)
:)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:41, Reply)
sympathy fuck off

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:02, Reply)
thanks mgt :)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
:)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
whoah, like lightning

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:43, Reply)
is that a '80s pop song?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:44, Reply)

:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:48, Reply)
whoops sorry, leant too far back there
:)
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:49, Reply)
chairs have got four legs, not two

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 23:24, Reply)
Alright vlad

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 20:23, Reply)
alright spanishfly :)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
hi!

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:13, Reply)
hi richard mcbeef

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
Evening Vlad
Poor telly tonight again. Playing games I'm too old for on the tablet..
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:37, Reply)
Dredd is on soon, it's a good film

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:21, Reply)
bit fruity

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:19, Reply)
and what of it

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
You can't answer a question with a question its against the law

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:55, Reply)
also, :)

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 22:42, Reply)
bit late but...
alright vlad
(, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 2:51, Reply)
This is a post.
You are reading it. It's not great.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 11:24, Reply)
This is a reply.
It is better because it has dubs.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 11:25, Reply)
isn't a reply also a post?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 11:59, Reply)
Only if there is no one around to hear it

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 12:44, Reply)
if brb posts and no-one is around to read it,
is it still about bins?
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:42, Reply)

i dun a sound
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:47, Reply)
you should put it on Soundcloud,
i would repost it
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:50, Reply)
do you have a million followers?

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 16:35, Reply)
i've got...
umm... 5

but that's more than doubled since the start of the year!
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 16:37, Reply)
are they 5 mega influencial music industry figures at least?
i'm going to edit the length down and fiddle with the percussion a bit more first.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:16, Reply)
i'm not promising to make you famous or anything,
i think a couple of them are professional computer game musicians though
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:31, Reply)
one of them is this person
www.discogs.com/artist/394067-Bokusatsu-Shoujo-Koubou
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 17:34, Reply)
i love cats

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 14:37, Reply)
they don't love you
or any human
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 14:41, Reply)
how do you know?
anyway it's unconditional.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 14:45, Reply)

www.popsci.com/article/science/sorry-cat-haters-science-isnt-your-side
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 15:26, Reply)
that is absolute fucking drivel

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 21:42, Reply)
alright robert Smith

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 18:12, Reply)
Wedding reception in Luton.
Fat women and a DJ obsessed with UK Garage. My wife and kids have all disappeared.

Help me.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:11, Reply)
can't... reach... controls...

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:15, Reply)
go fuck you a horse

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:15, Reply)
i hear it has an airport
if you hurry you may catch up with the wife and kids in time to make the same flight. godspeed x
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:16, Reply)
Jamaica?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:19, Reply)
you're lucky if they fly to Glasgow from there let alone Jamacia

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:50, Reply)
what's on the telly right now,
When Jokes Go Wrong?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:54, Reply)
I'm just sat in my undies drinking coffee and watching sky news before bed

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 23:00, Reply)
Alaska

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 8:43, Reply)
+forecourts

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:17, Reply)
Liven it up, get on it, order some sniff

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:26, Reply)
mm in baptazia super sunday luton horror

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:41, Reply)
^

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:26, Reply)
Just found the cheese'n'pineapple sticks.
Think I'll be OK.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:45, Reply)
gayyyy

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:07, Reply)
just picture them all naked

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:31, Reply)
Announce on the tannoy that the bar is free for the next 10 minutes.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 22:49, Reply)
Fucking help you?
I am in Towyn.
(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 1:10, Reply)
I shall be in Wrexham, shortly.

(, Sat 1 Aug 2015, 8:57, Reply)
Hi
hope you all have a lovely weekend

MONO!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
^communist

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:52, Reply)
alright?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:56, Reply)
yeah

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:38, Reply)
herr lipp more like!!!!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 20:36, Reply)
Mein gott!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 21:05, Reply)
I hope you die in a bin fire

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:03, Reply)
cool

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:06, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:09, Reply)
cheers

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:16, Reply)
I hope I do too.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:37, Reply)
you will m8
I guarantee it
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:38, Reply)
You spoke too soon m8
Coz I just put a gypsy curse on 2can meaning his weekend will be terrible
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
So now you're a nazi AND a pikey?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 17:31, Reply)
I'm not really bothered by the week end as it has none, but OK

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 16:40, Reply)
Yeah I'm looking forward to having nothing to look forward to.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 17:54, Reply)
Perhaps you need a hobby

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 18:03, Reply)
I AM AND ALWAYS HAVE BEEN A NAZI

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:46, Reply)
Your moustache looks like shit
You have to get rid of it.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:51, Reply)
Watch it, you
You're on thin ice
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:55, Reply)
You're not the mod of me

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:56, Reply)
No, and can you blame me??

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:57, Reply)
you're off your rocker

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:10, Reply)
It's psychosomatic

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
why it's GREASED LIGHTNING!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:43, Reply)
that boy needs therapy

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:44, Reply)
Nazi to see you

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:11, Reply)
I was in the Reich place at the Reich time

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:17, Reply)
you can't say Hitler

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:40, Reply)
Because of my hare lip, I know
thanks MGT. Bit insensitive m8
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:43, Reply)
overbite macht frei

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:13, Reply)
Ubermunch

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:15, Reply)
alreich

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:54, Reply)
Ja

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:17, Reply)
he' hitler

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:56, Reply)
Straßenleben

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:15, Reply)
i did nazi that coming

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:09, Reply)
SS you did

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:16, Reply)
Heil time you admitted it.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:33, Reply)
Well you know what they say
Seig the day!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:36, Reply)
that would certainly explain all the dead jews in your oven.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 15:37, Reply)
I'm eating a Nestle Princessa
What's your favourite chocolate bar?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
double decker or toffee crisp

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
double decker is the winner's choice

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:28, Reply)
You know it makes sense

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:09, Reply)
I wish someone would post be a double decker.
Bluestar sent me some Crunchies once.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:21, Reply)
post your address on here
i'm sure some kind soul will take pity on you
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:23, Reply)
I'd send him something that has a hazlenut in every bite

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:40, Reply)
two lumps of your own shit?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Cor, I haven't had a walnut whip in yonks

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:42, Reply)
Walnut Whip and Toffifee
The forgotten classic of Yesteryear, now available in poundshops up and down the country
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:47, Reply)
Toffifee were well posh when I was a kid
now even Poles turn their noses up at them.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:48, Reply)
I like them, I'm not ashamed

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:50, Reply)
Sausage Baguette.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
you fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
well that's a little uncalled for

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:31, Reply)
If you don't like being called a fucking stupid fucking cunt
then stop acting like a fucking stupid fucking cunt
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:31, Reply)
nah, you're alright you are

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:33, Reply)
fuck off

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:33, Reply)
i love you

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:36, Reply)
xx

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:47, Reply)
yeah but fucking stupid fucking cunt is as fucking stupid fucking cunt does

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:33, Reply)
Life is like a box of chocolates
You never know what you're gonna fucking stupid fucking cunt
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:36, Reply)
run, fucking stupid fucking cunt, run!

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:19, Reply)
love means never having to say you're a fucking stupid fucking cunt

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:22, Reply)
dunno, I don't really buy them, but when I do I just pick one at random
I think I had a kitkat chunky last time
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:28, Reply)
just because grrry is starting foood threads it's a bit much calling him chunky...oh hahahahaha

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:30, Reply)
I don't eat chocolate because I think that sweets are for children and I'm desperately trying to distance myself from anything that might show me as a horrendous manchild

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:37, Reply)
bit girly, m8e

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:37, Reply)
I ate it out of desperation

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:41, Reply)
Don't be horrible, it shows that grrrry is just very comfortable with his sexuality as a massive gaylord.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:05, Reply)
this whole thread seems to be full of fat birds and poofters

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:51, Reply)

thread internet
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:56, Reply)
there aren't even any fat women here any more

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:40, Reply)

this one
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:38, Reply)
carling black magic

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:40, Reply)

wait maybe these ones
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:45, Reply)
yet another couple of events i wasn't invited to

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:51, Reply)
by the look of the bars it was horse only

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:52, Reply)
don't be ridiculous they'd never be able to read

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:59, Reply)
pfft

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:35, Reply)
gin n topic

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:45, Reply)
wild turkeesh delight

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:02, Reply)
I don't think I've eaten a chocolate bar in the past 10 years
My mother insists on giving me chilli chocolate bars but I use them in Mexican cooking rather than eating them as bars.

#RichardsAmazingFacts
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:45, Reply)
is that a Polish thing?
Cadbury with oreos are my current favourite
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:09, Reply)
Yeah it's what the Polish call a pre-op transexual.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:28, Reply)
I recently saw Cookies & Cream variety Oreos
Isn't that what Oreos are?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:31, Reply)
I liked it when Pizza Hut breathlessly launched their 'new Italian style pizzas'

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:52, Reply)
lol
Ima justa expensive cheese ona toast-a!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 10:56, Reply)
well yeah, i guess the other stuff is american style
i.e: infinite
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:03, Reply)
I don't understand why it's so expensive, it doesn't make sense
It's about 50p's worth of ingredients, sold for 12 quid. It's criminal.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:05, Reply)
open your own pizza place

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:16, Reply)
too lazy
but don't think I haven't considered it.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:23, Reply)
i see you as this guy
bbs.flyine.net/attachments/month_0812/20081214_f4f116b175fbb6ef04c3u6NBzsaYNo9v.jpg.thumb.jpg
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:17, Reply)
lol
I don't mind the taste!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:23, Reply)
bean pizza
six kinds of beans and several things that look like beans
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:25, Reply)
When you finally get your arse in gear and come round
You'll be laughing on the other side of your face. Have you ever been cooked for out of spite?
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:29, Reply)
Next on BBC 1, The Spiteful Chef
New recipes and cooking ideas, served with malice
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:30, Reply)
"today on the spiteful chef, i'm making duck a l'orange for this fucking prick"

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:37, Reply)
"I'll be topping this with shaved italian white truffles, not that it'll be fucking appreciated"

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:40, Reply)
I can't help but feel that this is the role I was born to play

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:47, Reply)
i'm not sure
i'm looking forward to it though
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:37, Reply)
It's deliciously awkward

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:38, Reply)
and awkwardly delicious?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:01, Reply)
both of those things and more

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:40, Reply)
that's what christmas means to me, my love

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:41, Reply)

my love you fucking stupid fucking cunt
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:45, Reply)
lately i have been mostly eating Cadbury's Boost,
unless Tunnock's Caramel Wafers count.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:50, Reply)
Both are solid choices

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:54, Reply)
unless it's a really hot day

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:10, Reply)
Boosts are awesome, but they're a bit intense. A hot day just makes them more intense.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 13:58, Reply)
it makes them less solid.

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 14:39, Reply)
Peanut Star Bars.
My guilty pleasure.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 11:57, Reply)

B W

The Force Will Be With You...Always
Good Grief!
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 12:52, Reply)
fornholes

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:13, Reply)
Ive got the beginnings of a hangover
and I'm at work in my dressing gown
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:29, Reply)
grry

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:53, Reply)
horbs

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:16, Reply)
Me too!
but I'm also in my front room
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:35, Reply)
It's alright, I more closely approximate a human now
I put some pants on.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:38, Reply)
Muppets lounge pants, right here
That's right...lounge pants
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:40, Reply)
You horrendous manchild

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:53, Reply)
THEY WERE A GIFT

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:53, Reply)
THEY ARE A CURSE

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:59, Reply)
lol

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:10, Reply)
i have some too
with turtles on
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:07, Reply)
disgusting

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:09, Reply)
me too!
but i'm also in two hats' front room
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:47, Reply)
haha, as I read this I looked up and my son was looking at me, smiling

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:48, Reply)
yes, everything is going according to plan
bwa ha ha
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:05, Reply)
Yeah boyee

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:45, Reply)
horses! do you fuck them?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 7:53, Reply)
+ motherfucker

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:43, Reply)
hi

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:00, Reply)
Your Bumholiness

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:03, Reply)
What a Smasher

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:21, Reply)
what, like 'fornication'? eurgh

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:36, Reply)
Look what I've found...
On 9/11, flights 11 & 175 hit the twin towers. Flight 77 hit the Pentagon, while Flight 93 crashed landed in Washington. FOUR flights on ONE day. One AND four is 14, right? Add all those numbers together, and what do you get? 370. AS IN MH370! WAKE UP SHEEPLE.
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:43, Reply)
do you have a blog I could follow?

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:45, Reply)
I got ip banned from infowars.com for trolling

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:46, Reply)
I do have a blog, but I can't list it here
because then THEY'LL know it
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:48, Reply)
are we through the looking glass here?
i've always wanted to be
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:06, Reply)
I think we're adjacent
I need more details before we can go through
(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:09, Reply)
godDAMMNIT

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:24, Reply)
*smokes*

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 9:26, Reply)
sweet as

(, Fri 31 Jul 2015, 8:45, Reply)

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