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A girl came over to me tonight and said "You're JMG, right?"
I said "Maybe, yeah" and she planted the lips right on me.
She must have been 10 stone and twenty four years old at worst.



Who'd like to soothe this deep pain by telling your friends from the internet that I live with my mother?
Also, please take in to account that I hate you. Yes, you. I hate you. You are fat and I hate you.
You.



Yours,
JMG. Internet Hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:22, Reply)
QOTW is over there ->

(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:23, Reply)
INTERNET FURY!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:24, Reply)
Where do we stand with QOTW now? Are the pitchforks still being
waved angrily at Badger?
(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:41, Reply)
QOTW is shit.
Badger makes fun of it.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:42, Reply)
What did Badger do to them?
I missed that.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:42, Reply)
He has a list of lies and fail in his profile.
It's brilliant.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:46, Reply)
I think she was being facetious.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:48, Reply)
+e

(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:50, Reply)
I wasn't.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:51, Reply)
Stop being facetious.

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:52, Reply)
I'm not being facetious, you cuntrag.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:00, Reply)
I thought you liked faeces

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:02, Reply)
That's the most facetious reply yet.

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:04, Reply)
No it fucking isn't, you scrap spastic!
Christ. I genuinely didn't know - why do you have to be such a seagull's minge about it? Go eat a block of frozen piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:12, Reply)
More facetiousness in there than I can shake a stick at.

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:13, Reply)
yeah, I dont look bad in drag
you kiss like one of mongys carp.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:24, Reply)
LIVID!

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:24, Reply)
JMG, peoples champion and real world lady charmer.

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:25, Reply)
I only had to say two words.
It's like approaching a typical b3tan and saying "Double Cheeseburger".
Won over in a heartbeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:27, Reply)
I'm a fatty
but I'm still lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:24, Reply)
*wobbles*

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:25, Reply)
I KNOW!
I can only assume it was Friz or similar.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:25, Reply)
I'm hungry
I may have some noodles.
I'm not wearing a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:25, Reply)
Hats = Win.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:25, Reply)
Using my pink beret as a hot-bowl stand for my knee

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:42, Reply)
I was wearing a hat earlier
but I'm not anymore.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:25, Reply)
I'm fat AND a cunt.
Get me.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:25, Reply)
It's a good job I'm on block, etc.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:26, Reply)
I CAN'T EVEN GET IRATE AT YOU
BECAUSE YOU'RE ON BLOCK
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:27, Reply)
I'm quite literally green with envy right now.

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:26, Reply)
In a final swipe at fatties.
I decided not to order takeaway.
Double kill.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:28, Reply)
Socking it to them one healthy day at a time.

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:37, Reply)
I contemplated takeaway
but remembered I had super noodles.

Mexican chilli :)
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:39, Reply)
Takeaway is the "Blizzard" way of saying:
"Here, you're indoors.. Try World of Warcraft for 30 days."


A hidden Satan.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:43, Reply)
Wasn't me. Honest.

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:27, Reply)
I'm drinking wine and harassing celebrities on TWITTER.

(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:27, Reply)
*Punches some ugly people*
Tremendous.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:28, Reply)
I am genuinely hoping that you sometimes go out into the street just to punch the first ugly person that walks by.

(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:30, Reply)
The Postman would be livid.
But one day, I'm going to apply this internet logic to the streets.
Whilst wearing a vest top.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:33, Reply)
Apparently Barack Obama has 2.4 million followers on Twitter
even though he has never posted one tweet. He must be on it to watch Stephen Fry. Or it's someone pretending to be him and laughing at all his followers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:28, Reply)
I'm Barack Obama

(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:29, Reply)
I'm Barack O'Bummer
his gay Irish cousin.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:32, Reply)
There was a shit spam thing on facebook a while ago telling me I was related to Barack Obama.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:48, Reply)
I'm considering making a Christmas wreath.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:29, Reply)
Go for it Paddy!
Knock yourself out.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:33, Reply)
did you see her friend grudgingly give her ten pounds afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:34, Reply)
Yeah!
I was surprised to see that it was Friz or somebody along those lines.
Then I was totally like "Wut?" and she was totally like "Your Mum!" and I was totally like upset on the internet and let it be seen.
Totally.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:36, Reply)
that's awful banter

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:39, Reply)
Hey if I was you I'd wish to derail what just happened too!
*Punches the air*

Agreement!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:42, Reply)
You don't hate me though, I'm grrrrrrreat.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:35, Reply)
If this was offline we'd totally pretend we were both Tony the Tiger then I'd pretend to stumble and Motorboat you.
The internet would then be livid.
We'd be fist bonk buddies for ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:37, Reply)
Dunno
someone. Probably.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:40, Reply)
YEAH!!!!!!!
ME!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:45, Reply)
Hold on
You're telling your friends from the internet that you live with your mother?
This isn't correct protocol.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:49, Reply)
I no longer think it's up for me nor the truth to decide this.
But what the internet decides.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:13, Reply)
That didn't happen at all

(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:56, Reply)
IT DIDN'T FRIZ!
IT REALLY, REALLY DIDN'T!
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:03, Reply)
Upset at you!

(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:07, Reply)
I AM TEARFUL, AND FEARFUL!
Mainly of thin door arches.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:08, Reply)
JMG, you're my hero

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:01, Reply)
I had earlier walked past a "Chicken Cottage" without walking in.
I'm walking all over the internet, tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:04, Reply)
What's a Chicken Cottage?
is that something I should google?
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:06, Reply)
Gobbling hut for fatties.

(I helped save b3ta! Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:08, Reply)
Ah ok, a KFC-alike
I was worried in case it was some new hideous form of deviancy.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 1:09, Reply)
Totally back from the pub
just saying, like.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:27, Reply)
good night?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:28, Reply)
Superb
if talking to farmers about Newcastle players of the 80's is your thing.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)
it isn't
but I'm glad you had a good time.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:32, Reply)
Children in Need has been pretty good tonight
Although, Terry Wogan fucked up earlier. He meant to say "every penny you give goes to the children". Instead, he said "every penny you give, we will give a penny to the child"

So, he plans to MATCH the donations given tonight. That's false fucking advertising there.
(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:29, Reply)
Just the one child?
Greedy prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, Reply)
In that segment just then, a special needs kid just called Lewis Hamilton a loser
He must have felt a bit shit after that :(
(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, Reply)
If he wanted to be mocked by an antisocial flid he could've posted a link on /board
I'm not donating until the Woganator accidentally says 'cunt'.
(I helped save b3ta! Nickalollyoff buttered your mum (twitter.com/Nickalollyoff), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)
Wasn't his brother, was it?

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)
That's lovely Friz.
*pats*
(I helped save b3ta! Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:52, Reply)
That's a bit early. Must have been shit.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:29, Reply)
alright cowfoo who is back from the pub

(I helped save b3ta! Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)
alright
what's that shit on the popular page? Cunt needs to listen to "Justice Tonight/Kick It Over" then read Don Letts' book then fuck off. Oh, and a decade, not decades.
/disgruntled clash & reggae fan blog.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:39, Reply)
You tell him cowfoo
I do like Justice Tonight, I might listen to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, Reply)
Hmmmm
haven't listened to it in years.
*digs in crates*
Anyway, if it's white people attempting reggae that annoy you, then for jah's sake FUCK THE POLICE.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, Reply)
Clicking this to compete with the wank on the pop page.

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:47, Reply)
Don't usually bother discussing music on here
just seemed a spectacularly uninformed opinion, s'all.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:50, Reply)
totally back from drinking in another flat
honest
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)
housespecial curry, fried rice and spring rolls

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:31, Reply)
Oh man
I was so damn close.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:33, Reply)
try harder next time

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:38, Reply)
I'm bored as fuck with no alcohol.
I have music though. Sweet, sweet music.
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:34, Reply)
I tried drinking that wine
it tasted like blood.

I had fruit cider instead
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:36, Reply)
I didn't mean to make such a rude exit last night.
I got the internet cable caught and pulled it out. Then just pissed off to watch a DVD.
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:38, Reply)
Ha, no matter
I can't remember if I was off having a fag at that point
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:43, Reply)
I'm listening to a mashup of Limp Bizkit and Black Sabbath.
I feel dirty somehow. The Bizkit is improved manifold but the Sabbath proportionately deteriorated.

I imagine this is what being able to tongue your own genitalia feels like: the pleasure of having a mouth on your cocktwat is outweighed by the displeasure of having a cocktwat in your mouth.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:37, Reply)
If the mashup sounds good, you can ignore a shit band. I think that's the rules regarding mixes.
Oh, Fred Durst. No one your age should wear a bright red baseball cap back to front.
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:40, Reply)
Funnily enough, it sounds a bit like Rockstar by Jason Nevins.
Metal + Nu-'metal' = hip-house? Does not compute.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:41, Reply)
I think that would be too much of a mind fuck for me right now.

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
It's a non-gay way of getting homo genitalia in your gob.
I imagine it's vastly uncomfortable.
(I helped save b3ta! cowjam est dulce et decorum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:59, Reply)
Totally back from seeing The Arctic Monkeys
right here.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
I don't like the Arctic Monkeys.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:45, Reply)
Good job you didn't go then. That would have been stupid.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, Reply)
Indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:52, Reply)
Good for you

(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, Reply)
I hope they don't like me too.
Because that would be awkward otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:53, Reply)
Only if you met, do they move in your circle of friends?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:57, Reply)
For all I know.
No fucker ever tells me anything. ):
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:04, Reply)
did they play indie rock?
did they wear tight jeans?
did they?

did they look at the gound?
did they act like it wasn't a big deal?
did you feel like they were putting the "I'm too cool for this gig" face on?

OR
were they awesome!

I hope its the later.

Love
MrA
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:46, Reply)
Alex had a suit on.
I think. I'm very small and couldn't see too well.
(I helped save b3ta! Blue Star blood drenched frozen tampon popsicle, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:48, Reply)
pro tip: take a soap box
then if they are crap you could always start an angry mob or start a communist revolution.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:49, Reply)
Totally back from seeing the Arctic Monkeys.
That's two nights of hot NIA action, the way I demanded it.
(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:44, Reply)
I just got back from seeing the arctic monkeys

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:56, Reply)
alright cowfoot
I played Risk tonight. I made a ten year old cry and I won. Mwhahahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! cowjam est dulce et decorum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:57, Reply)
The correct phrase to use is as Adam & Joe say, "IN YOUR FACE!"

(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:58, Reply)
I was nice.
I stopped destroying his thinly spaced armies and went off to conquer somewhere else.
(I helped save b3ta! cowjam est dulce et decorum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:59, Reply)
did you force your way into europe through his straits of gibraltar?

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:59, Reply)
My big cannon
forced its way through his panama canal
(I helped save b3ta! cowjam est dulce et decorum, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:09, Reply)
Did you put your winky back in your trousers afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:00, Reply)
Totally back from the pub too.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:58, Reply)
Are you Meridith Brooks, and if so why wasn't I informed?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:59, Reply)
I've been meaning to tell you for a while.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:06, Reply)
Shameless.

(I helped save b3ta! cowjam est dulce et decorum, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:10, Reply)
How about adding 'fibber' to the lyrics?

(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:12, Reply)
It is troooooooooooooo.

(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:17, Reply)
i just got back from eating an arctic roll

(I helped save b3ta! scott,, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:05, Reply)
Yo yo yo
easy scott mi key bredren.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:06, Reply)

n arctic t

+ 's cockcheese
(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:08, Reply)
I just got bach from listening to classical music

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Sat 21 Nov 2009, 0:12, Reply)
Right, my ikkle b3tans
Tell me of your weekend plans.

I have my girls all weekend, cos their Daddy is moving house. I've promised a full English breakfast tomorrow and we may bake buns.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:40, Reply)
I have a well gay assignment that needs finishing.
I have to do 2d and 3d animation in Excel using matrices.

Fuck Excel. Fuck it right in the japper.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd is probably better than you, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)
BabyDedd will probably need feeding at some point too.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd is probably better than you, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:46, Reply)
meh dump him on top of Springy
then run away really quick
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)
Is he on solids yet?
I don't know when babies start doing what.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)
Yeah.
He's got all teeth and stuff. He'll come and steal food off your plate if you don't keep an eye on him. Fat shit.
(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd is probably better than you, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)
hahahaah
Brilliant. Kids are ace.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56, Reply)
Hahaha!

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:00, Reply)
this thread is far too pleasant.
Nigger cunt fuck nigger shit nigger.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)
shut up
you silly little boy.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:02, Reply)
Don't swear in front of the baby

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:02, Reply)
Sorry, I didn't realise it was his go.

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:02, Reply)
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA
OH MERCY
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:03, Reply)
pfft, this has become pleasant again almost instantly.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)
useless, you are.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)
Why is [insert b3tan/z-list sleb here] like a rookie pancake maker?
They're both useless tossers.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:05, Reply)
teehee
why is [same b3tan/z-lister] like your father? They both have sex with your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
What's the difference between your mum and a bag of apples?
Your mum's a slag.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:20, Reply)
hahaahahah
proper 'LOL' here.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:22, Reply)
I shall spend it sleeping, mostly
and chatting someone up
then sleeping
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:43, Reply)
Buying stuff for my pup, probably.
And getting pissed.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:44, Reply)
shit I just forgot I've got a bottle of merlot in the cupboard
YES!
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:45, Reply)
WOO.
Mam bought two nice bottles of wine yesterday, they look very tempting.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)
Hahaha,
it's funny because you're a fucking alcoholic! CRY YOURSELF TO A LONELY SLUMBER, FATTY
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:51, Reply)
haha! It's funny because shut up and fuck off

(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)
Nonce.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd is probably better than you, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)
I <3 you

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:58, Reply)
I'll probably mope around for most of it and play Modern Warfare 2
I would very much like to go out and get hammered...
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:45, Reply)
why can't you go out?
You got no friends?
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:46, Reply)
None of them are doing anything

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:49, Reply)
if they're not doing owt, why don't you invite them out for a drink?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:51, Reply)
I am lolunderage
for another month still
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)
and how does that stop you
unless you look really young.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:57, Reply)
Everywhere round here is strict as hell
they ID people that look thirty.
(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:58, Reply)
You're 17?
Hello.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:59, Reply)
*maces*

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:59, Reply)
ow :(

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)
well
stick with you original plan then.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:59, Reply)
I intend to

(I helped save b3ta! St. Defenestration The REAL one, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:00, Reply)
BASH!

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:47, Reply)
Oh yeah
I forgot that was this weekend. I hope it's a grand one for you.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:48, Reply)
It's looking like it's going to be quite a do.
Some very interesting folk coming other than b3tans.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)
I hope the non-b3tans aren't easily scared

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:01, Reply)
Nah. no worries there.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:06, Reply)
yeah, what do you think i will do?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:50, Reply)
muck about with your kiddlies?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
Watching football tomorrow, little else
Playing football sunday, then watching more football, then wallowing in my own piss and sweat and self pity caked in mud with mildest hint of lynx.
(I helped save b3ta! Imhotep is Invisible - Something furry this way comes, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:50, Reply)
sounds....... fun?

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
Fixing my car tomorrow and listening to the football. Then I'm cooking a meal in the evening.
Got a house to look at on Sunday that I've got a chance to buy.
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:52, Reply)
Disneyland
Then, cleaning!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:56, Reply)
now
that's a random answer. You win.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:58, Reply)
Excellent try!

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:14, Reply)
also
www.b3ta.com/talk/6554423
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:17, Reply)
Going to see the fish

(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:03, Reply)
Busy busy busy
I'll be cooking and cleaning and essaying. Next weekend's for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:04, Reply)
good girl :oD

(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:06, Reply)
Listening to the Clash

(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:15, Reply)
BASH!
bashbashbash. Camping! Booze! B3tans! Motorways! Possibly getting flooded in the fens!
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin www.dinohoodie.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
48 hour of non-stop 24 hour unbroken urination

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:29, Reply)
Wow.

(I helped save b3ta! Druid My gosh! Is this some kind of... Halloween party?, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:42, Reply)
i'm not having that about the clash
do you think the tax we pay should support the charities to stop this begging, or should we be guilt tripped into it?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:00, Reply)
meh.
is it children in need tonight? Yeah, I won't give them anything. Charities shouldn't have to put these fucking shows on and pretend to be entertaining to get our money, it's like putting a goat in a ballgown. Somehow.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:01, Reply)
Why aren't you on CIN?
Thought you'd be snapped up by now
(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:02, Reply)
What I just said about it probably has something to do with it.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:55, Reply)
i'll agree with you here, but not about the clash you shit cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:03, Reply)
Somebody said to me earlier that The Clash were better than The Beatles ;__;
that's what got me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:04, Reply)
The Beatles never existed.
Don't believe the lies, man. It's a practical joke by everyone older than us to make us believe 4 scousers made good music.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:06, Reply)
On the whole
The Beatles were shit.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)
HORSE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)
VAMPIRE

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)
Fucking awesome stuff.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)
YEAH I LOVE THAT ONE
They should make some more.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:11, Reply)
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:23, Reply)
fuck off, that is a nonce thing to say, we know they had tunes

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:08, Reply)
Sgt Pepper is a good album.
Other than that they were always somewhere between shit and a bit better than okay.
Most over-rated thing ever. And I've had sex.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:10, Reply)
Yeah, but that was with your wife.
Abbey Road wins everything ever.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:12, Reply)
Ew.
No way.
She's got no winky.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:15, Reply)
I bet your wife's really ugly
and you're just making her have kids so she has an excuse for her ugly.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)
I thought you'd met her.
Am I mistaken?
Come round now, I'll introduce you.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:18, Reply)
I've never met any of your family.
It'd be nice. I'd behave, promise.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:29, Reply)
You definitely met my Mum.
If only briefly.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:31, Reply)
boy, have I.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:39, Reply)
nah, they they wasn't that good, but the clash had songs to take them on , song for song

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:07, Reply)
I prefer The Rolling Stones.
You know, before they became a geriatric farce.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:08, Reply)
I prefer Timbuk3.
They only had one famous song, but it was better than all Clash+Beatles+Stones put together.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:11, Reply)
Timbuk3?
Are you serious? That can't be real.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:12, Reply)
They are the 1337est.

(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:13, Reply)
They are a Jesus' Wanking Statue tribute band.
More or less.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)
Surely it's ok if that's their opinion

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:11, Reply)
What about people whose opinion is that black people are monkeys?
(I can see this degenerating very quickly into a really shit stupid argument, so let's be careful now)
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:13, Reply)
Pickle Fairy; shit and stupid?
Surely not.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:16, Reply)
I hope you're not actually comparing the two
*stays away from the shit stupid argument*
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)
Oh fuck off, you fucking hippy.
If we all pranced about with that attitude we'd have lost the war and all be speaking German.
I fucking hate your sort. I suppose you think it's fine to gas Jews as it was just Hitler's opinion.
Well, people in the third world are dying, I hope you are fucking satisfied. Now fuck off.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:15, Reply)
*mild, slightly doubtful applause*

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:17, Reply)
I'd like to beat you senseless then fuck your mother.
And she'd be looking at you while I fuck her and laughing because you are covered in blood.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:20, Reply)
Sorry.
I only meant to type that in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:20, Reply)
yeah, cool.
Come over next weekend or something.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:29, Reply)
Probly be the new yeAR NOW.
Busyt busy busy bsisy
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:31, Reply)
haha, was he small and from The North?
we were arguing about that earlier. I decided The Clash and The Beatles were both vastly overhyped shit.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:37, Reply)
he may have been :P

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:51, Reply)
I think what it is, mongy, is that you lived through the clash,
and so the political-chargedness of what they sing about has some resonance with you. To me, their songs are little more than a relic of something I have absolutely no interest in.

The Beatles, on the other hand, did songs about timeless issues like wuv and peace and shit, so I can still get it. 's why I fink wot i fink.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:23, Reply)
The Beatles are massively over-rated trite tripe.
Tatu is where it's at.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:25, Reply)
i can't belive this cutn thinks i'm that old, wanker

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:29, Reply)
You're fucking ancient, surely.
You must have a face like a wizened walnut and a liver to match to be as consistently angry and impotently frustrated as you are.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:31, Reply)
if you don't ee th clash in every walk of life now thn we are fucked, this bankers grief is the same, no jobs , no hope

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:35, Reply)
depends on your viewpoint I suppose
to me the concept of charities shows the inherent weaknesses in capitalism and the market economy. But then, whats the alternative aye? I ask you?

Would you support more taxes? Aye? What? yes I would like a pie.
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:04, Reply)
I agree;
charity encourages weakness and should be banned.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:10, Reply)
baldmonkey: voice of reason on b3ta.com/talk

(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:19, Reply)
Only ill people die of cancer;
FUCK OFF MACMILLAN.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:21, Reply)
I did red wee wee once.
Luckily it was not renal failure, but just excess beetroot consumption.

Yes, we should ban charities.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:05, Reply)
More importantly
I have an Aero.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:37, Reply)
The Clash are shit.
Mnerr mnerrr london callliinng mnerrrrrrrr
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:57, Reply)
You're shit, ukelele boy.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd is probably better than you, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:58, Reply)
lalalalala strum strum lobsterrrsss
at least I've got some fucking musicality to me. The Clash got by on two and a half fucking chords their whole lives.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:02, Reply)
Wow, you're so controversial!

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:59, Reply)
Uh huh

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:00, Reply)
I HATE THEM
and what the fuck is this about them doing reggae? REGGAE IS BLACK PEOPLE MUSIC STOP FUCKING STEALING IT AND MAKING IT COMPLETELY SHIT FUCKING STRUMMER FUCK YOU FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU'RE DEAD FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:01, Reply)
yeah, so all music is black too? twat you are, yoda says

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:02, Reply)
You sound like you have anger issues
maybe you should take the time to chillax and appreciate the beauty of white people playing reggae
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:02, Reply)
SKA

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:04, Reply)
daddy was a bank robber

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:06, Reply)
There's no beauty in what The Clash do to it though.
Reggae is a nuanced and emotional genre which was done brilliantly by Jamaicans for decades before Joe fucking Strummer came along and went 'what's that? Lots of echo? Rhythm guitar on offbeats? Sounding like DARKIES? WE CAN DO THAT!' and proceeded to fuck it the fuck up.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:04, Reply)
Does it *really* matter?
Hmm???
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 22:58, Reply)
YES.

(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 23:16, Reply)
i think children in need and comic relife should team up
one show to rule them all, my act would maybe be a young kid with cancer eating burnt toast and smoking in a bath of beans, having a fit, yours?
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:39, Reply)
I'd probably just not watch it.

(I helped save b3ta! Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)
what question are you answering? it seems none?

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:42, Reply)
I don't know any more.
I just don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! Katy Hysteria A girl by all accounts., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:45, Reply)
Lenny Henry being raped by AIDS

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)
Strange that we both thought of Lenny.

(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:42, Reply)
oh I dunno
I'm too tired to care.
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)
shit cunt

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:42, Reply)
love you
*bumholes*
(I helped save b3ta! jenpots has cot bed and visitor bed to give away., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:49, Reply)
Cerebral Palsy Follies

(I helped save b3ta! hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)
The reanimated corpses of Lenny Henry and Paul O'Grady
performing the Fork Handles sketch.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:41, Reply)
Nobody's talking about Doctor Who yet

(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:45, Reply)
That's because you are a cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:47, Reply)
Punching Tess Daly and Alesha Dixon right up the cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd is probably better than you, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:47, Reply)
I used to WELL fancy Alesha Dixon when she was in Misteeq
probably still would, if she bought me a couple of pints
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:50, Reply)
I might stuff Alesha Dixon up Tess Daly's cunt, then punch them both in one go.

(I helped save b3ta! BraynDedd is probably better than you, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:52, Reply)
I'd stop with the reconstructions.
Why pay actors to reconstruct child abuse when they can get footage of hyperactive children getting smacked around by their parents in supermarkets for free?
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)
I dislike Children in Need
It's full of shit so called celebrities and it's generally a bit rubbish. Stupid bitch at work kept going on about it being Pudsey Bear Day. I was very close to hitting her (even more so than usual).
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)
I had to go to see a customer in his office yesterday and got mugged by the receptionist to buy some raffle tickets to win a teddy bear.
I don't think it was for Children in Need though.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:50, Reply)
That's how receptionists supplement their income.

(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:51, Reply)
You should chill out and just start crushing
caffeine pills into her decaf tea.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:50, Reply)
It's a good plan

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:59, Reply)
You sound like you have anger issues
maybe you should take the time to chillax and appreciate the beauty of people trying to help others
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:52, Reply)
Sometimes anger is an appropriate response to a situation.
Don't believe this modern bollocks that all anger is bad.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)
Fuck off you patronising cunt.
Somebody wants to kick you in the kidneys and put some manners on you.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:56, Reply)
Ideally, yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:59, Reply)
I would juggle starving African children.

(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:49, Reply)
I might go to the pub later
what might you do later?
Keep it short, I'm not massively interested.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:37, Reply)
I got a new keyboard earlier, I'm hoping if I practise on it enough one day I will be able to play comedy songs like Friz
I might get a bit pissed as well.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)
I'll be sure to get some MSN in
as soon as I can't see properly.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)
Sweet, I'll have to make sure I've got my MSN pants on later

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)
Keyboards are fucking awesome
What type did you get?

I fucking love keyboards.
(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)
I got
dat
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:54, Reply)
Ooh nice.
I'm a Korg fan myself. Except my Yamaha piano. That's ace.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)
what is it?
i use a P-150. and a DGX-220
LOVE ON YAMAHA
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh is a latent appliantologist, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:06, Reply)
I've only ever bought Yamaha. Just for the sheer awesomeness of the voices

(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:08, Reply)
I used to really like my Yamaha sampler (A5000) 'til it started playing up
should get it fixed really
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)
I used to have a CS 80 many years ago.

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)
CLPS 308

(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:16, Reply)
I've got a Kurzweill PC88 at home (amongst others) which is a great keyboard, though past its prime a bit now
needed an all in one thingy for Spain, hence buying that one.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:12, Reply)
I got a 93R Juiloe the other week
Great stuff, although waiting for it to warm up is a bit of a pain
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:18, Reply)
Whassat then?
I thought a 93R was a gun.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:23, Reply)
I made it up
I just wanted to get involved in your keyboard tossfest
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:31, Reply)
man i just kept out of it, seemed really nerdy

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)
I was so aroused by that I ejaculated a casio vl tone

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)
Break for the demo mode solo...

(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:44, Reply)
Nice keyboard
I need to buy a weighted key keyboard. Been messing about with one in astudio recently, and it plays beautifully. Only just recently bought my last one, and that was £500. Can't go wasting money on keyboards now, can I :(
(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)
lets swap bands
www.myspace.com/highwaychildband

:D
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh is a latent appliantologist, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)
Not recorded anything yet
But we have the bass player from Level 42!

They did songs!
(I helped save b3ta! Friz. http://wannafeelold.tumblr.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)
Mark King is in your band?
I call shenanigans
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)
im going keyboard shopping tomorrow
need a new one. i would like the Nord Stage ex compact, but im not a fucking millionnaire
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh is a latent appliantologist, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)
Shops are getting fewer & further apart aren't they?
Think Turnkey in London has gone now.
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:27, Reply)
Nothing I'm a bit ill
SYMPATHISE WITH ME
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Foolius wouldn't say boo to a goose, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)
*hands pillow*
*prepares hot whisky with honey and lemon*
*drinks*
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)
Awwwww
poor you. I hope it isn't serious, like cancer or something. Oh man that would be really fucked if you died of cancer. Are you sure it isn't cancer? Cancer.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)
I am also a bit ill, but better than yesterday
I've just started farting and they stink. That can only be a good sign that I'm getting well
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)
Fall asleep

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)
cover my girlfriend in baby oil then slither her around the parquet floor by her ankles
so that in the morning it looked like two enormous snails had an orgy in my lounge
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:39, Reply)
Fuck's sake
not more hermaphrodite porn...
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:40, Reply)
also, it takes more than two snails to have an orgy
they probably invited the pizza delivery girl in, that always deteriorates into sex.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)
I wondered why it tasted like anchovies.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)
Play Digital Devil Saga
and go through some old photos to see if any are useable enough to release as stock.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:41, Reply)
Write a videogame review.
I've been putting it off for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)
"you can press buttons, and they make things happen
"occasionally, this is a good thing. I recommend it."
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)
I shall keep this sentiment in mind.
It might be appropriate.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:53, Reply)
What game?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:45, Reply)
Tekken 6.
I gave it 4 out of 5.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)
Aardvark you're looking deliciously licentious this eve.

(I helped save b3ta! Kristine, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)
Kristine, you're a delightful morsel of fuckability.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)
Yes, yes, so are you.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)
I might have a chinese takeaway
if you were me what would you get from the chinese takeaway
(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:45, Reply)
Banned for racist jokes.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)
A 12, couple of 15s, a 36 and some of them funny fish crisp things, what they called again Jase? Yeah, them.

(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)
lemon chicken, duck chow mein, salt & chilli chips
and if it's me on my own, I put all that in a sandwich or three.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:59, Reply)
beef satay skewers
beef in oyster sauce
chips
(I helped save b3ta! hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:15, Reply)
Cheesesteak Spring Roll
and a loosey
(I helped save b3ta! hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:39, Reply)
I might go and drink wine in someone else's flat.
Or I might just hang around in my room being sad.

Hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)
I'd go with the first option
it sounds like more fun.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)
The second option would make you more likely to fit in on b3ta though.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:02, Reply)
I've just had a shower and am now wrapped up in blankets.
I think I'm a true b3tan now.
/probably not
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)
Shower?
Pfah. I just scrape myself with the edge of an old takeaway menu and run my bollocks under the tap.
(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)
I'll tell you who's a true b3tan: Lightguy.
You're just a wannabe.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:11, Reply)
;)

(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)
oh man, I'm totally going to read a book and drink some wine.
some fucking loads
(I helped save b3ta! Kristine, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:47, Reply)
*wine fives*
good work there.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)
*wine tens*

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword Gaswanker, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:24, Reply)
Right, I'm off dahn the fackin battlecruiser
MISS YOU ALREADY XXX
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:26, Reply)
i should have gone fishing, i made a mistake due to shit cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:49, Reply)
I will attempt to write an amusing funny post
instead of answering every question with a straighforward boring answer.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:55, Reply)
good for you, some people forget this is a comedy website, they get all prissy, shit cunts

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)
What's the fucking score with this children in need shit?
Little cunts ain't deserved it yet, they'll probably grow up to be nonces and thieves. Give the money to old people, at least they fucking got their shit together and sorted a decent war out.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)
don't talk to me about young cunts, i had an apprentice this week, lazy little cunt, i fucked his shit up good

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)
Is it like the TV program?
Did you make him do dumb shit all day, and then at the end of the day sit in a fancy office with two advisors and tell him "you're fired"?
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)
Yeah! Little fuckers never paid into NHS yet, either. Put 'em to work down the mines to earn it if they
want fucking liver transplants or chemotherapy and shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)
They should be forced to become child whores
the fit ones would make enough money for chemo, the ugly ones would cark it. Keeps the kiddy fiddlers busy and improves the gene pool.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)
Quite literally the survival of the fittest

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:13, Reply)
Darwin would have approved
that uptight sexually repressed beardy victorian mob fucked anything.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:15, Reply)
just been to band practice
cut it short because i plan to attempt to play borderlands online and drink beer
(I helped save b3ta! valoukh is a latent appliantologist, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:04, Reply)
dwarves

(I helped save b3ta! spacefish is imaginary oh, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)
Hold on
I am massively interested.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:11, Reply)
Writing my report.
Got to get it done by New Year.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)
You know that's seven weeks away, right?

(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:11, Reply)
jesus that's not long at all

(I helped save b3ta! valoukh is a latent appliantologist, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:17, Reply)
That's, like, three words an hour.
Or something.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:26, Reply)
8,000 words plus literature review and all that shit.
I also have to work in between. I've got a couple of thousand done but I may stil change bits.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)
7 words an hour then.
Or 17 words a minute if you set aside a few hours to get it done on December 29th.
(I helped save b3ta! Neptune Join in or fuck off., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)
That's what normally happens.
I'm trying to be organised this time. Mind you, I normally get my best marks for the last minute oh-my-god-I'm-not-going-to-get-it-finished-in-time ones though.
(I helped save b3ta! The Cat's Mother is busy busy busy on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:38, Reply)
Same. Who knows.

(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:29, Reply)
order a new sewing machine
cook some late dinner
snuggle up to the boy
(I helped save b3ta! spangolin www.dinohoodie.com, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)
Evening b3ta.
I've just been given two amazing laptops by my dad. One is fifteen years old, has a 330mb hard drive and 4mb of RAM, and boots to Windows 95 faster than my work PC. The other is about seven or eight years old, and manages to run XP quite nicely on a 10GB hard disk.

Question is, what do I do with them? I've a few ideas, but I want to hear your suggestions.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)
what do i care what you do with them

(well, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)
If you don't care then tell me to ram them up my japper or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)
Ram them up your japper or something.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)
FINALLY

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)
Give them to charity

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 history books forgot about us, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)
No, I want to do something interesting with them.
The one that can run XP might a useful MythTV frontend. Possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)
Doubt it, MythTV would require some amount of graphics performance

(I helped save b3ta! cr3 history books forgot about us, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)
It's got an ATI RAGE Mobility card.
A card with a name like RAGE should be able to handle anything.

Or I might turn it into a chunky digital photo frame. My few current ideas are from googling "old laptop ideas" and I'm sure someone on here has some more.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:41, Reply)
what are abused dogs going to do with laptops?

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)
type out injunctions?

(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)
OH YEAH, RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU
DO YOU GO UP TO BLIND PEOPLE AND TELL THEM ABOUT ALL THE INJUNCTIONS THEY COULD BE LOOKING AT WITH THEIR EYES?
(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:06, Reply)
If only Sammi were here to ask, Jeremy.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)
Yes Tim,
that would have made a delightful anecdote for on sunday at mum's
(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:13, Reply)
Fuck off.
Charity encourages weakness.
Give me one to run Audacity on and use as a multitrack.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)
bookends

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)
IRC chat

(I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)
nothing

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)
Servers.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)
uninstall that old crap and slap ubuntu on them
then hand them out to your family. Let your granny shop for weapons and your granddad watch porn. What could be better than that?
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)
Internet might be interesting.
I'm now sure how to even make the 95 one connect to anything. The XP one has a Psion Dacom card that claims to support IDSN but it doesn't seem to have any drivers for it. Also, the only USB port shorts out the entire machine when it's used :S
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:37, Reply)
Also, the older one only has a floppy drive, and it predates USB.
The only linux I'd get on there is DSL, and that'd involve about 40 floppy disks.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)
oh
I see your problem. That would be fun to find out how to do stuff :)
(I helped save b3ta! MrA, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)
Oh, apparently Damn Small Linux needs at least 16mb of RAM to run.
That's rather more than this has.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)
Sell them on eBay for spares?
Someone will be running a mission critical application on this stuff somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)
Solitaire LAN party

(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:36, Reply)
On a more serious note, here's some ideas
lifehacker.com/359389/give-an-old-laptop-new-life-with-cheap-or-free-projects
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)
use them as a breeding pair

(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:38, Reply)
Did what I did with my old powerbook
Strip off all the unnecessary software, turn the screen 180 and mount it on the wall as a clock.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:39, Reply)
I think you can get clocks that do that

(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:40, Reply)
you cna get clocks
to turn their screens 180 and strip off all the useless software?

you sir, are amazing!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)
*strokes chin*
Might be worth it on the older one, 4mb of RAM doesn't exactly lend itself to doing anything intensive.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:42, Reply)
gorillas.bas
or build a dedicated MAME machine

chris.polymathic.net/cabinet/index.shtml
(I helped save b3ta! hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:40, Reply)
What's gorillas.bas?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:43, Reply)
just a silly old game on MS-DOS 5.0, ran on qbasic

(I helped save b3ta! hedonist knocking on heaven's door...then running away, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:47, Reply)
Nibbles is where it's at

(I helped save b3ta! idonthaveafunnynickname Drink-Aware? Sure. I'm aware I want another drink., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)
Load Chuckle Brother Screen Savers
sit them next to each other going "to me" "to you" forever and ever
(Ronnie Spleen knows you really fancy Miranda Hart, Vogon!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:44, Reply)
That's an ace idea indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:45, Reply)
Take the hinge off the screen, mount the screen on the back of the keys
and have it as a spotify/winamp/wmp player.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:46, Reply)
or do as above but as a picture frame

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)
This is something I was thinking of too.
If I can manage to get get one connected to the internet, an internet radio machine it might be.
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)
careful though
angry cunts might not think you capable of editing your own laptop.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:50, Reply)
Eh?

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:52, Reply)
He posted something dull earlier.
People said it was dull.
He threw his toys out of the pram.
This is him getting over it.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Shambolic loverable rouge, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:54, Reply)
Oh, internet :(

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:56, Reply)
i'm sure it wasn't like that at all

(well, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:57, Reply)
Has he claimed it was all a big ironic joke yet?

(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:59, Reply)
Oh it wasn't a joke
and you're all still miserable. But I did have a fit. I won't deny it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:02, Reply)
Us, miserable?
You're the one who got enraged at a crappy film based on some freaky Mormon burbling and subsequently an internet message board. You should lighten up and stop taking such a negative attitude.
(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)
Well I just spent three hours arguing over nothing
because it's a slow news day. I took offense to many things written, and I had a tantrum.

Doesn't change the fact that a fair amount of the /talkers are miserable angry oafs.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)
Just out of interest
why hasn't your entire national media risen up and told Glenn Beck he's a cunt?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:23, Reply)
You know
I really wish I could answer that. I've actually NEVer listened to him. But there are a handful of these people in America who are like that. O'Reilley, Robertson, Beck, Palin.

I wish I knew.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:30, Reply)
Just worries me
that there aren't any mainstream media figures standing up and saying, "You know what? Not only is this guy a king-sized asshole, but he can't even use his own language correctly."
I'm not even going near his content, as it's rabid moronic imbecility. I'd love to see him try to actually define this 'socialism' that so terrifies him and his ilk.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:34, Reply)
It worries me as well
If you REALLY want to be taken back and frightened, listen to Pat Roberts and the 700 club... that is nothing but one large pulpit for Roberts to wag the dog.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)
I will have a look

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)
Aw, I missed the retarded internet hardman.
Use them to show bunny porn to Ron/yourself.
(I helped save b3ta! Esme Weatherwax fuck your fucking pie, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:48, Reply)
HE DOESN'T EVEN NEED PORN HE'S GOT NO BALLS

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:53, Reply)
And neither does the rabbit!
ROFLs!
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:00, Reply)
take the screen off, put the keyboards back on upside down, replace the hard drive with four then paint it green and jam them up your japper

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:05, Reply)
Connect a Webcam to the really old one and have it take one photo a day, every hour, of something
until it dies. Like the trees outside. Make a film of it.

The oldish one is the same age as the one I use in my car as an mp3/GPS/DivX player unit
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:06, Reply)
That's not a bad idea, acksherly.
I just have to find a way to stop the USB port shorting out the whole laptop :(
(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:10, Reply)
get yourself a really old and steady PCMCIA USB card
oh, and I doubt you'll get it to run mp3s, my old Pentium 133 stuttered occasionally, so an old DX2/66 (which is what I reckon it is) will have a lot more issues.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:42, Reply)

tops
dancers
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:07, Reply)
if they are making funny noises, he should consider clearing all his dad's greb out of them with an air duster

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:09, Reply)
They've crashed again :(

(I helped save b3ta! Noit Follow me you shits- http://twitter.com/Noit, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)
Slam your cock in them alternately.

(I helped save b3ta! Aardvark tonight I'm gonna rock you tonight, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)
BACON
BACOOOOOOOOON
(I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:08, Reply)
Question:
bacon or chips?

as in, which would you rather give up?
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:17, Reply)
Chips

(I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)
Fair enough.

(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:41, Reply)
Wall mount them in the kitchen to watch downloaded "art" films while you are cooking.

(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)
take one one into pc world and stand on the counter shouting "THIS IS WHAT I THINK OF YOU RRETURNS POLICY PC WORLD!!!"and hit yourself quite hard on the head with it and then fall on the floor
when they try to revive you kiss the person leaning over you and then run away shouting "haha now you have gay disease!"
(I helped save b3ta! Lightguy I WARNED YOU ABOUT STAIRS BRO!!!, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:19, Reply)
use them to read this shit forum, it's what i do on this 15 year old pc, it's fucking dull mind you

(I helped save b3ta! mongychops fucking those fucking cunts shit right up, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:20, Reply)
Wow... now there is an arthouse project.
A PC set to text-to-speech, reading b3ta/talk in a different voice per member, and refreshing every 10 minutes and starting from the top of the page again.

You could pipe it into an insane asylum instead of muzak and see what happens next.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)
Gilgamesh would get a bit upset
I expect.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)
Well,
our transport authority already has this service on their website. Although it mispronounces about half of the place-names.

At one of the bus stations, you can get the timetable read out to you - by a robot voice that sounds uncannily like Stephen Hawking's.
(I helped save b3ta! Know ye not Woodside? http://www.spam.com/lol, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:36, Reply)
Fill them full of shoddy pornograph
then start crying.
(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:21, Reply)

start crying throw them in the bushes by the railway.
(I helped save b3ta! Numma Supplies has posted first image for about 3 years., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:26, Reply)
Those were the days...

(I helped save b3ta! cowfoo leave the bees be, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:27, Reply)
I'm going to turn my laptop into a wallmounted spotify box in the kitchen
mount it on the wall, or something. Or stream music from the nas in the livingroom.
(I helped save b3ta! moohalaa, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)
I'm not giving my money to terminally ill children. That's money down the drain.
And the ones being sexually abused can fuck off too. They should be grateful. They're getting more sex than me.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)
WACKY
BACON
(I helped save b3ta! Bacon! Technically im Dave! http://bit.ly/19Zb2D, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)
but peter kays on in a minute :(

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)
I'm rather over Peter Kay.
On account of he's boring.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:15, Reply)
If I give them money, will he fuck off and kill himself?

(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:15, Reply)
Quite.
We've got Phoenix Nights in the can; he'll never do anything as good as that again.
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:18, Reply)
A friend of mine was once an extra in a Peter Kay show.
True story.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:18, Reply)
There's only 30 of us here in Bolton. We all have tea round each others houses.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:19, Reply)
+ exchange turbans

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)
because they're all jet planes

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)
pfft

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)
NOT TURBINES!

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)
why are they all wearing turbans?

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:25, Reply)
It's Bolton!
What else do they wear there?
(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)
lolforrinz

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:31, Reply)
that's the worst excuse for a link to a famous person EVER

(I helped save b3ta! planearm, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)
I know. Needs more honda accords and supermodels and uncle abuse.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/pe/post573449
(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:22, Reply)
Honda accord
the car of great justice
(I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:22, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/pe/post573441
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:23, Reply)
the accordian
official soundtrack of JUSTICE
(I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:30, Reply)
He'll probably release a DVD of it in time for Christmas
And then the same thing with a different cover next year.
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)
I'd respond to this, but I'm on the nawty step.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:15, Reply)
Gutteeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed.

(I helped save b3ta! baldmonkey still has no word on what "the consequences" are, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)
if children are going to be abused anyway, it makes sense to abuse the terminally ill ones i think
because they won't have to live with the memory of the abuse for as long as a healthy child would
(well, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:15, Reply)
And they're more used to the gag reflex.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:16, Reply)
This is some sound logic.

(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)
rathern?
what are you doing here? I thought you got a fatal banhammer wound.
(I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:22, Reply)
Your name is spelt wrong.

(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:26, Reply)
FINALY!
someone with the balls to say what we have all been thinking on the Internets
(I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)
that'll just reinforce the 'skinny is sexy' message

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:24, Reply)
IV drips give me the horn

(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)
nah
the steroids they use to stop lung tissue decaying causers massive weight gain
(I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:28, Reply)
I have never seen a fat dead child

(glued eel Filters out most swearing from /board/ and /talk/, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:32, Reply)
the undertaker removes the fat
to make new faces for burn victims
(I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)
Scoopzilla touches kids.
Supermatt is not relevant to this discussion.

The QOTW is fucking awful - why on earth did they go with it when they knew the only answers they would get are from the smelly kid in class who avoided PE every week.

I loved PE, and was awesome at it.

What a pile of shit.
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:59, Reply)
Just your kids
I only touch your kids.. and your mum.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:01, Reply)
You go to the school he teaches at and touch his kids?
I doubt he minds really.
(I helped save b3ta! hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:03, Reply)
I don't have kids and my mum would be grateful of the attention.
What now, you rubbish nonce?
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:03, Reply)
I'll have to wait for you to have kids
and how would you know she likes the attention, unless she touches you?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)
I'm not saying she likes the attention
but it's probably been a while for her so like any human she'd be glad of it

Come on now, read properly.
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:06, Reply)
Ahhh gotcha
so you're saying it's been a while since you fucked your mum? And why does a school teacher talk about touching kids? Seems like that would be a bad thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:08, Reply)
Do you really think you have the upper hand here?

(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:10, Reply)
Oh, probably not
and really, I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:11, Reply)
You do though.
Never say you don't care because you're still here.
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:13, Reply)
You are probably correct again
I don't care to be bullied. Internet or not.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:17, Reply)
noyou see
I'm not saying I touch the kids. I am saying you touch them. I am like the Noncefinder General.

And where on earth have you got me fucking my mum from? Please, learn some basic reading comprehension and then come back and talk to us.

Thanks!
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:13, Reply)
Asking Americans to learn to read is racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)
I love Yanks.
They've created the best sport on the planet.

This one is just a dumb person. And I don't like them.
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)
What sport is that?
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:19, Reply)
American Football you doof
Best sport ever.
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:22, Reply)
Oh eww, really?
Now I get it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:27, Reply)
Ahhh now I don't read?
Can I ask you, do you have a degree in this sort of thing?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:16, Reply)
Yes.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:18, Reply)
And that would be?
?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)
That would be proof you can't read.
Go back and parse the thread carefully.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)
Ahh semantics!
No, you are correct, I read it wrong. Maybe I am just feeling your abrasive, expositive nature.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:29, Reply)
Dude, just turn 360 degrees
and walk away
(I helped save b3ta! hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)
Everyone involved in this troll Scoopzilla thread should be embaressed
very low marks for all of you
(I helped save b3ta! hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)
HA!
LOGIC!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)
I fucking LOVE the Paedofinder General.
I followed the star... THE DAILY STAR
(I helped save b3ta! Lampito asleep in the poppies, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:16, Reply)
a 99?
'tis like a 69 but THIRTY WORSE
(I helped save b3ta! willenium ,pipe smoking manliness, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:33, Reply)
Is there a sweepstakes for the number of times "Length? Only a one hour lesson!" appears?

(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:01, Reply)
I liked PE when we did fun things
I did not like football or rugby. Or "cross country" which was just running around a field a few times.
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)
I had to do cross country in the hail once. Not fun in a t-shirt and shorts.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)
Same here.
That and music was the only things that got me there.
(I helped save b3ta! Captn Hood-Butter Bash This Saturday (see calendar), Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)
i just can't see the aversion to going out and having a laugh with mates whilst kicking a ball about / hitting each other
or is it the mates factor that they struggle with
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:04, Reply)
Fuck yes, double PE was the best thing about school.
Had a brilliant teacher as well, an old Welsh guy with a droning valley voice.

''Hey HBLC. Take the ball and not the player boooy, we don't want another Air Ambulance landing on my rugby pitch.''
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)
We used to have triple PE.
And in years 10 and 11, QUADRUPLE PE.

the fat lads would quake at the sight, but I was too busy being awesome in the rugby team to bother with them

until it got to rugby house matches, and they were all trotted out to make up the numbers

then we ran over them
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:08, Reply)
I honestly still feel sickened and embarrassed by the fatties that would always skip PE.
If they had an excuse to get out of it, our teacher would still make them dress in kit but they would have to retrieve balls from hedges or set up the pitches and courts.
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:12, Reply)
i have to say though
i did used to avoid cross country because they used to make us run on the pavements around the town and it caused me some awful shin splints

so I'd go out of the PE building, do a left roudn the corner and down an alley way, and then wait there for half the class to come back as they completed the circuit
(Rathen, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)
You filthy cheat.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:19, Reply)
My PE teachers were lazy as fuck when it came to marking.
They gave me the exact same marks [C with an a for effort] for every sport, except basketball - and I only got a higher mark for that because I was taller than average, I was equally mediocre at it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:06, Reply)
I'm not sure why all these children in Leeds need our help
can't we just evacuate them to the country?
(I helped save b3ta! magnum, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:09, Reply)
Why dont black people use b3ta?
I dont think I have come across a black person here before.
(Fluffster, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:55, Reply)
They do.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:55, Reply)
I wonder if the username "Token" has been taken

(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:58, Reply)
Not quite.
www.b3ta.com/users/manage.php?search=Token&back=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.b3ta.com%2Ffriends%2F
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:06, Reply)
that proves it then
we don't have a token black person
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:07, Reply)
what fucking colour do you think we all are, you massive racist?
jesus fucking christ, does it matter? People like you, you make me vomit, giving a shit about skin colour and ethnic representation. I bet you've used the word "demographic" this week. You utter cunt, you stink like liquified dog shit on a hot day and the sound of your voice is more unpleasant than Celine Dion phoning you personally to tell you the results of your STD clinic visit. Fuck off, you prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:55, Reply)
No racist at all.
Just a question.
(Fluffster, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)
Why do you assume everyone here is white?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:58, Reply)
Preach nigger, preach.

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:00, Reply)
Can I ask why
you think that word is alright? Not trying to be rude, I just want to know...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:03, Reply)
I'm black I'm allowed to use it.
That's how it works.
(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:04, Reply)
can you prove that you are?
I have white liberal American guilt, I can't even type it.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:06, Reply)
I don't see a problem with the word in the context he just used it. But then I'm white so my opinion on it doesn't really matter.

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:06, Reply)
because it's just a word
you thick as fuck jew wop cunt
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:06, Reply)
Really? Is it now?
It's usage infers something else entirely.

Besides, I always preferred Porch Monkey, Kyke, Wab and Beaner.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:10, Reply)
Its usage infers it isn't a word?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:12, Reply)
it's usage
how it is used in the common language; suggests that it is more than just a "word". That word has history, deeper meaning, a larger scope that being merely a "word".
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:14, Reply)
So it's a frying pan now?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:16, Reply)
It could be
I prefer it be a spanner though.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)
The context it was used in that post
clearly implies an ironic and comedic intent. I get very wary of people using racist terms of abuse on here if they are throwaway comments that betray a deeper prejudice, but something said as a joke [and to point out the apparent racism inherent in the original post in this thread] really isn't the same thing.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:20, Reply)
Yes, but if you keep explaining things to him he won't be an amusing idiot forever.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:21, Reply)
right there
there you implied for the third time that I am an idiot.

Why? Is that what you do? Don't you think I came here looking for a bit of an argument? And you gave me one... I propose that it is YOU that is the idiot; for becoming the nemesis I craved.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:38, Reply)
Just read your profile
I'm afraid he's right, you are an idiot.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:14, Reply)
YES!
But how so? that's a generalization of the first kind. I read yours, it says you don't get out enough and can't use photoshop. Does that make you incapable and generally miserable?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:16, Reply)
Yes
it does.
(I helped save b3ta! wynoh totally selling out, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)
Hooray!
we're inept!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 20:43, Reply)
Hmm... see I don't recognize that at all
I read that as a very wrong way to get the point across. It's just not said. The term implies ignorance, hatred, disrespect.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:25, Reply)
We'll have to agree to disagree on that one then, much like we did about Michael Moore on /board the other day.
You seemed happy to agree to disagree then, whereas now you are hurling yourself headlong into as many internet confrontations as possible. Why is that?
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:31, Reply)
Because, I was angry
and I am tired from watching that SHIT film last night, and I want to fight; or so I gather.

The word has a different meaning, depending on who it is posted to. I understood the point Cosmo Kramer was trying to make in his stand up comedy routine, but it wasn't taken lightly. Perhaps in a few more decades it won't be so harsh. But for now, it implies racism, slavery and prejudice, as well as the other things I said it was.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:35, Reply)
So you just assume everyone here's white?

(I helped save b3ta! mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:59, Reply)
No
but I have never seen a black person on b3ta.
(Fluffster, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:00, Reply)
Seen how? Do you have special monitor cameras installed inside every user's screen?

(I helped save b3ta! Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:01, Reply)
Fair point.
But has any black people been to a b3ta bash?
(Fluffster, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:04, Reply)
yeah but they were so black they didn't show up on the photos
now piss off
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:05, Reply)
I went to Poland
And only saw one black person.
(Fluffster, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:07, Reply)
You probably only saw one jew as well
we had this little spring cleaning event a few decades back
(I helped save b3ta! Grrrmachine : as apologetic as a shitting dog's face, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:07, Reply)
Yes, but that's because you're a racist.

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:08, Reply)
bash photos could hardly be considered a representative sample of everyone who posts on b3ta.
By its very nature, your sample is unusual - it consists of people who are prepared to go out of their house and meet strangers.

Also a black man turned up to the last one, but we took it in turns to ask him to take our coats before he got the hint and fucked off.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:09, Reply)
You can't see any of the other users though, can you?

(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference is a fucking Troll, and rhymes with droll, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)
Black people type things like "hey honkey, quit hasslin' mah beeach while she's smoking crack".
That's how you can tell if other internet users are black. If they can type properly, they must be white.
(I helped save b3ta! The Hedgehog From Hell 's days are numbered, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:03, Reply)
Are you sure you don't just picture everyone as white?
In a subconsciously racist way?
(I helped save b3ta! zeltergiset, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:55, Reply)
How would you know?
NobbyNobody is not white
(I helped save b3ta! hanke a face like refried murder, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)
He is.
Well, he said.
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd is going to do a poo at Paul's, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:58, Reply)
you wouldn't come acrossed anything
that wasn't still in diapers.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)
Is that why you are here?

(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:56, Reply)
No.
I am here because unfortunately, my parents had sex. Why are YOU here?
all caps means shouty things
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 18:59, Reply)
Why would you shout ''YOU''?
Surely you'd just emphasise it slightly?
(I helped save b3ta! HaroldBishop'sLoveChild voted 56th in 'FHM's Sexiest Forum Males 2009'., Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:00, Reply)
Clearly
I am not that well versed in getting my feelings or ideas across on a /talk board without resorting to being basist and angry. I have no idea otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:02, Reply)
B3ta is not a babysitting service for when your parents want you out of their bed
Why do you feel the need to shout words?
(I helped save b3ta! Pickle Fairy is clumsily dancing away this fear, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:00, Reply)
BCAUSE MY MOMMY NEVER BREASTFED
WAAAAHHH!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla is like, the Godzilla of scooping on, Fri 20 Nov 2009, 19:49, Reply) </