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(, Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
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Why not make it really fucking annoying to log into this site.
(, Sat 3 Dec 2016, 11:45, Reply)
Do you mind, you're pushing 2015 off the page.

(, Wed 14 Sep 2016, 10:24, 1 reply, 3 months ago)
b3ta proprietors,
save on electricity by turning it off
(, Wed 6 Jul 2016, 14:34, Reply)
Men
Save on toilet paper by waxing your arse.
(, Tue 24 May 2016, 15:06, 1 reply, 6 months ago)
Tescos!
Open a store in east africa, i'm always hearing abut how they've got nothing to eat over there, i'm sure they'd welcome a low-cost supermarket where they can get cottage pies and that
(, Sun 22 May 2016, 17:50, Reply)
i am a heron. i haev a long neck and i pick fish out of the water w/ my beak.
if you dont repost this comment on 10 other pages i will fly into your kitchen tonight and make a mess of your pots and pans
(, Tue 10 May 2016, 9:55, 1 reply, 7 months ago)
Shove it up your arse

(, Wed 4 May 2016, 20:58, 1 reply, 6 months ago)
Read old qotw by pooflake to see some racisms
Its well unlol.
(, Sun 17 Apr 2016, 8:33, Reply)

Wait by the dog poo bins for free, piping-hot mitten warmers.
(, Sat 19 Mar 2016, 15:21, Reply)
rape your hand

(, Thu 3 Mar 2016, 14:10, 3 replies, latest was 7 months ago)
Jewn

(, Thu 25 Feb 2016, 13:53, 1 reply, 9 months ago)
LUDLOW: 4.50 Mendip Express 4-6

(, Wed 24 Feb 2016, 10:45, Reply)
bruce ain't the boss of me! lol!

(, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:56, Reply)
glory days
I had a friend was a big baseball player
Back in high school
He could throw that speedball by you
Make you look like a fool boy
Saw him the other night at this roadside bar
I was walking in, he was walking out
We went back inside sat down had a few drinks
But all he kept talking about was

Glory days well they'll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory days, glory days

Well there's a girl that lives up the block
Back in school she could turn all the boy's heads
Sometimes on a Friday I'll stop by
And have a few drinks after she put her kids to bed
Her and her husband Bobby well they split up
I guess it's two years gone by now
We just sit around talking about the old times,
She says when she feels like crying
She starts laughing thinking about

Glory days well they'll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory days, glory days

Think I'm going down to the well tonight
And I'm going to drink till I get my fill
And I hope when I get old I don't sit around thinking about it
But I probably will
Yeah, just sitting back trying to recapture
A little of the glory, well time slips away
And leaves you with nothing mister but
Boring stories of

Glory days yeah they'll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory days, glory days

Yeah they'll pass you by
Glory days in the wink of a young girl's eye
Glory days, glory days
(, Tue 23 Feb 2016, 18:56, Reply)
"Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip." (I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Christmas usernames are for paedophiles, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 1:05)
(I helped save b3ta! drimble is perhaps the worst president in U.S. history, Wed 17 Feb 2016, 20:44, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
"Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
(I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Christmas usernames are for paedophiles, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 1:05, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
Fuzzy Felt
(I helped save b3ta! Piper Alpha pushed the pineapple and ground the coffee on, Fri 29 Jan 2016, 15:38, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Run out of ideas for a website you barely care about?
Simply steal features from Viz.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats tempus est pecunia, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 13:32, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Got heartburn acid indigestion?
Dissolve bicarbonate of soda with water and drink it. Works better than rennie, cheaper and you can let out a huge burp!
(I helped save b3ta! Bobod I could care less, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 20:20, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Wear a noose as a tie for a job interview. In case it all goes wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Lord Aerixis, Fri 15 Jan 2016, 18:10, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Tosser, go away
(I helped save b3ta! Richard mcbeef a cheerful, nonchalant neo-Nazi racist , Thu 14 Jan 2016, 19:52, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Never, ever, ever bloody anything ever.
(Me, I'm not... in any way intoxicated, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:35, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
fuck a horse
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 7:59, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
TED talks r cool
(I helped save b3ta! SS, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 16:35, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
set fire to yourself
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 14:59, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
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(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats tempus est pecunia, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 17:14, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Bunting is when you bash your bum against someone's cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! SS, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 16:08, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Star
(I helped save b3ta! drimble is perhaps the worst president in U.S. history, Mon 14 Dec 2015, 21:58, Ignore, 3 replies, latest was 2 months ago, I like this!)
Top Tips
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
(I helped save b3ta! SS, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 17:16, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
avoid suspicion from the police
By not mumbling allha akbar in the electronics section of maplins
(fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 19:32, Ignore, 4 replies, latest was 2 months ago, I like this!)
Don't make long term plans with Sinead O'Connor.
(Tugnut Toot! Toot!, Fri 4 Dec 2015, 17:14, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Prevent sneezing
By paying a professional executioner to follow you round with an axe and instructions to sever your head if you sneeze.
(EarlOfHernia, Tue 1 Dec 2015, 16:39, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
kill yourself
you'll have everything you ever wanted
(I helped save b3ta! SS, Wed 25 Nov 2015, 13:36, Ignore, 1 reply, 3 months ago, I like this!)
Whale fat
makes an excellent renewable biological alternative to dirty and expensive oil-based fuels
(I helped save b3ta! simian fold, Mon 2 Nov 2015, 20:45, Ignore, 2 replies, latest was 3 months ago, I like this!)
Saying Jesus Christ
five times whilst looking into a mirror will make someone rush into the bathroom thinking you've cut yourself shaving quite badly.
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Joining a swingers website
is an ideal way to see photos of home decor 2 decades out of date. Also some grim genitals.
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Two chocolate digestives with jam and marshmallow squashed in-between make an excellent 'artisan' Wagon Wheel.
(I helped save b3ta! SS, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 16:44, Ignore, 2 replies, latest was 4 months ago, I like this!)
Dip the tip of your penis into a jar of mayonnaise
(I helped save b3ta! SS, Mon 12 Oct 2015, 16:42, Ignore, 1 reply, 4 months ago, I like this!)
New iPhone being released?
Why not pretend that your old iPhone has suddenly fallen down the toilet and make an insurance claim?
Your insurers will never suspect!!
(I helped save b3ta! Vambo, Wed 9 Sep 2015, 22:56, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Allow your friends to follow your online activities more easily by using your b3ta username for your tumblr, reddit and BDSM Community profiles.
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Christmas usernames are for paedophiles, Wed 9 Sep 2015, 21:26, Delete, Edit, Reply, I like this!)
Instead of a leap year
why don't they just add 6 extra hours to the first of January so everyone can have a lie in?
(I helped save b3ta! simian fold, Thu 3 Sep 2015, 22:33, Ignore, 2 replies, latest was 5 months ago, I like this!)
Vambo for mod
(I helped save b3ta! SS, Sat 22 Aug 2015, 16:32, Ignore, Reply, I like this!)
Flub
.
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(, Thu 18 Feb 2016, 13:49, Reply)
"Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip." (I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
(I helped save b3ta! 2 Can Chunder Christmas usernames are for paedophiles, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 1:05)
(, Wed 17 Feb 2016, 20:44, Reply)
"Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."


(I helped save b3ta! rob Hello, I'm a board sig., Wed 29 Nov 2006, 16:33)
(, Wed 10 Feb 2016, 1:05, Reply)
Fuzzy Felt

(, Fri 29 Jan 2016, 15:38, Reply)
Run out of ideas for a website you barely care about?
Simply steal features from Viz.
(, Sun 24 Jan 2016, 13:32, Reply)
Got heartburn acid indigestion?
Dissolve bicarbonate of soda with water and drink it. Works better than rennie, cheaper and you can let out a huge burp!
(, Sat 23 Jan 2016, 20:20, Reply)
Wear a noose as a tie for a job interview. In case it all goes wrong.

(, Fri 15 Jan 2016, 18:10, Reply)
Tosser, go away

(, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 19:52, Reply)
Never, ever, ever bloody anything ever.

(, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 9:35, Reply)
fuck a horse

(, Thu 14 Jan 2016, 7:59, Reply)
TED talks r cool

(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 16:35, Reply)
set fire to yourself

(, Sun 3 Jan 2016, 14:59, Reply)
wank wank wank wank wanky wank wank wank wank wank wank wank

(, Tue 22 Dec 2015, 17:14, Reply)
Bunting is when you bash your bum against someone's cunt.

(, Tue 15 Dec 2015, 16:08, Reply)
Top Tips
Got a great tip? Share it with us. You know, stuff like "Prevent sneezing by pressing you index finger firmly between your nose and your upper lip."
(, Sat 12 Dec 2015, 17:16, Reply)
avoid suspicion from the police
By not mumbling allha akbar in the electronics section of maplins
(, Thu 10 Dec 2015, 19:32, 4 replies, latest was 11 months ago)

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