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I keep getting collared by a bloke who says that the war in Afghanistan is a cover for our Illuminati Freemason Shapeshifting Lizard masters to corner the market in mind-bending drugs. "It's true," he says, "I heard it on TalkSport". Tell us your stories of encounters with tinfoil hatters.

Thanks to Davros' Granddad

(, Thu 27 Aug 2009, 13:52)
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I've met a bunch of these people...
...and the one thing they've never been able to fully explain is this:

If the world really has for centuries been run by a shadowy cabal of financiers/illuminati/zionists/lizards, why the tapdancing fuck aren't they better at it? Considering the abject chaos that almost all of the world exists in, almost all of the time, if someone really is lurking in the background and pulling the strings, they're making a spectacularly cock-awful job of it. My advice to them would be to stay secret, otherwise a few billion people might have one or two questions for them.
(, Sun 30 Aug 2009, 11:32, closed)
That's just what they want you to think
They deliberately leave the world a bit messy so as not to give the game away, you zionist/lizard dupe. Sheesh...
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 1:32, closed)
*click*
Simply because you managed to get a girly dance which was promoted endlessly in the eighties by a record breaking severely ill trumpet player, and sex into a a sentence - and turn it into a question at the same time..

'tapdancing fuck'

Love it, the expression that is..
(, Mon 31 Aug 2009, 13:57, closed)

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