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Each week we ask a question. The idea is to generate material that's:

* interesting to read, i.e. we won't get bored of reading the answers after about 10 of them
* not been asked on this site before
* fun to answer

What would you like to ask? (We've left this question open - so feel free to drop in ideas anytime.)

(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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IT'S CHRISTMAS YOU FLAPSPLATTERING MINGEHONKERS
So gives us a question related to the season!

My fox, she ache!

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!

SeeeweeetiesZ!

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(, Thu 18 Dec 2014, 22:05, 3 replies, latest was 2 days ago)
Why isn't Yewtree looking at Russell Brand yet

(, Tue 16 Dec 2014, 20:21, 4 replies, latest was 3 days ago)
Snoring cunts.
Who's the loudest-snoring cunt you know? I think it's the guy in the room above.
Alt: ever woken yourself up snoring or farting? I nearly did after falling asleep waiting for the question to change on here.
(, Mon 15 Dec 2014, 1:04, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
Best Christmas Parties vs Worst Christmas Parties
A chance for a bit of a broiled legume.
(, Wed 10 Dec 2014, 15:02, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
Best mates.
Tell us about your best mate.
(, Thu 4 Dec 2014, 12:23, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
racist grandchildren

(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 23:20, Reply)
tell us about your weird sexual fetishes
you sick fucking freaks
(, Tue 2 Dec 2014, 10:55, 1 reply, 3 weeks ago)
Who wants a pony corpse?
I used to have a pony, but it is dead. Does anyone from here want to beat its festering flesh?
(, Fri 21 Nov 2014, 12:29, Reply)
Greatest acts of trolling
it may as well go out with a bang

And lawsuits
(, Thu 20 Nov 2014, 20:29, Reply)
inspirational quotes on a photo of some ducklings

(, Wed 19 Nov 2014, 19:45, 4 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
fuck this for a game of soldiers v never give up never give in

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:56, Reply)
pirates vs mictoboy

(, Tue 18 Nov 2014, 20:43, Reply)
How long should a week be?
I suggest we redefine it as 15 days.
(, Mon 17 Nov 2014, 10:36, 1 reply, 2 weeks ago)
Homemade alcohol
I have a 'make your own absinthe' kit here, fucking terrified of making it

imgur.com/O5bW9IZ

Tell us your stories of when you got so drunk on homemade mead you pissed in the cupboard. Or tell us about the time you tried to buy wine stabiliser but got chased out of the friendly merchants shop because that compound is used to bash cocaine. Tell us about the trials and tribulations of not being able to afford 4 cans of strongbow and couldn't brew your own poison so you got pissed on antifreeze and the next day pissed in your own mouth.
(, Sun 16 Nov 2014, 2:19, 3 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)
Why does your love hurt so much?

(, Sat 15 Nov 2014, 14:28, Reply)
how deep is your love?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 11:53, 2 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
Have you thought about changing the question?

(, Fri 14 Nov 2014, 9:57, Reply)
what's your favourite block of text copied and pasted from wikipedia?

(, Thu 13 Nov 2014, 6:11, Reply)
Annoying words and phrases.
"Limited edition" really annoys me, in it's overuse in erroneous situations; it only make sense for things such as published media. Can chocolate bars be limited edition? No... that should be "different recipe".

What words and phrases annoy the fuck out of you?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 14:45, 9 replies, latest was 5 weeks ago)
Saying things out loud
My wife makes a lot of things with a kind of wheat called spelt. She often says, "I've made a spelt loaf today" and before she can finish her sentence I have to say, "L-O-A-F, loaf". Same with spelt pasta, "P-A-S-T-A, pasta". Oh the hilarity never ends (neither has the marriage so far). But I can't stop myself.

Post your stories of things that you say out loud because your can't help yourself.
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 13:19, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)
Overplanning
Before even so much as a day out a friend of mine would set up an Excel sheet with a to-the-minute rundown on the day having researched everything from bus routes, stop numbers and times (with backups) to places to eat near where they would be when they might be feeling hungry (with stars by the ones he had a voucher for). Do you overplan and does it ever actually go to plan?
(, Tue 11 Nov 2014, 9:30, Reply)
Unwanted attention
On recent forays into the /offtopic portion of this website I have had to suffer the unwanted sexual leerings of noted sexpest and weepy sprinter "Richard Mcbeef". Have you ever had to deal with the online equivalent of a dog clamping onto your leg and rubbing up and down? How did you deal with it?
(, Mon 10 Nov 2014, 10:06, 1 reply, 6 weeks ago)
I recently discovered that I am magnetic
Small children just seem to be attracted to my penis. Also tablets seem to cling to my hands and I have to finger my own mouth to take them.

What is your super power that hasn't been written about by some shit comic. Perhaps you have the ability to smell the difference between chlamydia and herpes. Or you know a tv is on in the room before you enter the room (we can all do that so fuck off)
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 21:07, Reply)
I serve no other purpose other than being ban hammered
Let me take control of /QOTW I promise you I will always forget to change the question every other week
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 17:37, Reply)
dapper laughs
ever been raped by him?
are you underage?
notify the police indirectly via the medium of this question
(, Sat 8 Nov 2014, 13:26, Reply)
Sport
Tell us your best sporting moment, from smacking a 20 yarder into the top corner to pissing on your ex. Its all sport.
(, Fri 7 Nov 2014, 9:19, 2 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
Pikeys
Tell us about your experiences with pikeys. Are they unfairly stereotyped? Are they really as bad as everyone says? Did they steal your dog?
(, Tue 4 Nov 2014, 10:49, 8 replies, latest was 6 weeks ago)
Suggestion : Tell us about something that really happened to you.

(, Mon 3 Nov 2014, 15:55, Reply)
Great Train Journeys
Walking through Lime St station with tepid Labrador semen dripping down your suit trousers/Scottish people doing Harry Potter cosplay in your face at 6.30 a.m. I fucking hate trains. What's your best railway story??
(, Sun 2 Nov 2014, 16:10, Reply)
Biggest accident you've witnessed or been involved in
I'm sure we've all seen one nasty mess which is worth the retelling.

Extra points for epic disasters where nobody was seriously harmed
(, Sat 1 Nov 2014, 12:30, 1 reply, 7 weeks ago)

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