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(, Wed 14 Jan 2004, 13:01)
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While browsing b3ta, I often come across people accused of being Rob Fairholme, who deny being Rob Fairholme.
I call them Rob Fairholme.

Tell us about a time when you or someone else has accused / been accused of being Rob Fairholme.
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 15:33, Reply)
Hidden talents
I was watching The People's Portrait on Sunday. Some artist was daubing a likeness of Simon Weston. I can do that, I thought. So I retrieved my oils from the back of the cupboard and a reasonably clean picture of Kristin Scott Thomas from my scrapbook. 15 minutes later I too had produced a decent likeness of Simon Weston.

In what ways are you a talentless twat?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 11:53, Reply)

I once won an eBay auction for a series ii Land Rover door, $13.50 including post. It turned up with $14 of stamps stuck on it.

Have you ever inadvertently ripped anybody off?
(, Wed 16 Apr 2014, 5:09, Reply)
Now, are there any questions you'd like to ask us?

(, Mon 14 Apr 2014, 19:10, Reply)
Where do you see yourself in five years' time?

(, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 22:30, 3 replies, latest was 1 day ago)
Can you give me an example of a time you've gone above and beyond for a customer?

(, Sun 13 Apr 2014, 20:54, 1 reply, 2 days ago)
What could you bring to the company?

(, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 22:48, Reply)
Describe an occasion where you've had to work as part of a team.

(, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 22:48, Reply)
What would you say is your biggest weakness?

(, Sat 12 Apr 2014, 22:47, 3 replies, latest was 1 day ago)
Robin Thicke's dad

(, Fri 11 Apr 2014, 13:29, Reply)
Interesting/Uninteresting Things That Have/Haven't Happened.
I once did/didn't do/witnessed/didn't witness something fascinating/boring that would/wouldn't make a great anecdote. Subsequently, something else.

What did/didn't once happen to you/someone else that might/mightn't make an excellent/dreary story here?
(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:53, Reply)
Who wrote the theme song to Diff'rent Strokes?

(, Thu 10 Apr 2014, 13:27, Reply)
When did you last put your finger up someone's bum and what did you find in there?

(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 23:42, Reply)
Tits.
Apart from 2 what's the best number of tits to have?
What's your preference - 'Total Recall' or 'Cancer'?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:17, Reply)
Have you ever seen a thing or things?
What thing or things have you seen?
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 21:13, Reply)
Ever played Tetris?

(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 20:32, Reply)
Credit card details
What's your credit card number, cvv and pin?
Maybe you've got "dubs" or something.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 5:26, 1 reply, 1 week ago)
Most Prickish Thing You Did As A Teenager In Retrospect
We was all teenagers at some point, what was, in retrospect, the thing that makes you face-palm to this day.

Me, it was wearing a sleeveless (coz I pulled those fuckers right off) ripped up denim jacket, with all studs, and spray-painting scrawls on the back, and bits of guitar string (I have no fucking idea...) beer tab pulls, few safety pins and a couple of smiley face badges, because I wanted to be punk as all fuck.

I ended up looking like a care in the community instead.

Still 'rocked it' for ages, till one day, I looked in the mirror and thought "wow, what a cunt you look mate!" and instead, started wearing long sleeve tee shirts under short sleeved tee shirts and odd socks, because, fuck me, no one ever in the history of clothes will have ever thought of this...

Teenagers: Bunch of pricks. :D
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 3:53, Reply)
Sexually transmitted diseases
And seeing as everyone on this site seems to have the most fucking entertaining (made up) sex life ever.

When have you ever caught the clap, crabs, chlamydia, herpes or any other someshit.

The lengths you have gone through to prevent being caught when in a relationship or the really nasty side affects from suffering from your japs eye crying like a spoon laden with warm jam.

Tell THE REAL TRUTH, not what you told the local GUM, now is your time to cum clean (excuse the pun you dirty minged cuntswaggler)

I don't know if it's been asked before I imagine not, too many people on this site are busy having massive orgies with lesbian biker Swedish girls they met in Telford or explaining why they should be working for a multi million investment firm that caters for cunts.
(, Wed 9 Apr 2014, 1:25, 1 reply, 1 week ago)


(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 17:56, Reply)
Operation Yewtree
Which celebrity touched you? how old were you? Where were they touching you and how far did they go? Do you have any photos of yourself at that age, looking distraught, distrustful and vacant? How did they convince you to keep quiet? Do you have any tissues? I need to clean up....
(, Tue 8 Apr 2014, 9:43, Reply)
How much fun did you have at the MCA and why

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 16:38, Reply)
I once had a shit and then ate it on white bread with too much margarine. Cress innit.

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 14:41, Reply)
Loopholes
As a counterpoint to this weeks QTOW on petty officialdom
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:56, Reply)
Text / E Mailed the wrong person and had to deal with the shit that came after it?
I once swapped my friends contacts in his phone from his Girlfriend to his Mother and vice versa.

There were many tears.
(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 13:23, Reply)
What was your best holiday and why

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 11:20, Reply)
What's your favourite piece of clothing and why

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 8:29, Reply)
apartheid

(, Thu 3 Apr 2014, 7:36, Reply)
Loopholes
As a counterpoint to this weeks QTOW on petty officialdom
(, Wed 2 Apr 2014, 20:17, Reply)
Alright?

(, Tue 1 Apr 2014, 16:14, 2 replies, latest was 2 weeks ago)

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