I really can't be assed with this:
If everyone could just collectively imagine all of the things that piss me off, well, that is a start. Triple it, include innocuous things like small children lisping "Away in a Manger" while clothed in tea-towels, ice cream that's too solid and bends the spoon, and this fucking Italian keyboard that I'm currently trying to operate, and you might have an inkling of what it's like to be me.

Thank you for reading, I can't be bothered posting any more this week so consider this the single, unifying, condensed, encompassing, all-coherent rant that incorporates everything annoying in existence and that'll do nicely and will save me wearing out my fingers posting individual rants.
( crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Sat 3 May 2008, 21:48, closed)

Hooray for CHCB!
*licky click*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) flicked a pooflake on the bathroom floor, Sat 3 May 2008, 22:12, closed)

Is there
actually anything you like?
(buzzmong procrastinating since 1987, Sun 4 May 2008, 2:19, closed)

^yes
as listed in my previous post.
( crackhouseceilidhband is bitter in a good way, like olives, Sun 4 May 2008, 23:10, closed)

*click*
In the interests of sending some positive vibes CHCBs way...
(Edmund <something funny>, Mon 5 May 2008, 11:43, closed)