BBC News Website Journos
1 - Stop brown-nosing that Banksy twat. He's not very funny, and he's a vandal. No-one else outside of your moccachino-slurping social circle gives a fuck about some jumped-up graffiti artist who has grasped such deep concepts as "war is bad" and "consumerism is shallow". He's a wanker and so are you.

2 - Second cunting Life. There are other multiplayer online games that are:
a) far more popular
b) populated by people other than journalists, posers, losers and con-artists
c) actually worth writing about.

3 - Just how much are Apple paying you to promote their latest junk? Really, if you can't write about anything other than the latest overpriced, over-hyped piece of shit that Damien from marketing has bought to decorate his "loft living" designer apartment in Greenwich or his BMW 3-series, maybe you shouldn't be a technology journalist?

4 - Fucking Facebook. Just because you spend all day on it doesn't mean anyone else gives a fuck. Like Apple, it seems that something becomes a 'new craze' when the twerps in the BBC press room start using it. Time was when journalists would at least get off their fucking chairs to get a story.
(Axeman Jim, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:02, closed)

THANK YOU.
I read the Banksy bit and was going to post this, but then I carried on and found I agree with everything you have to say.
(Captain Skippy pooed in a bag and left it on your doorstep, Fri 2 May 2008, 19:08, closed)