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Sometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.

Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.

Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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This is a QotW answer BEHOLD
I have a little screw!! (awaits tiny knob gags, whatever) yeah yeah it's supposed to be a jimmy hill - i see screw so therefor it is
*waves self centered stubby little hand dismissively*

oh how i love my tiny silver screw - it completes me *sighs* - awaits further abuse from nrmerians who dont understand whining is what we The British *stands* have instead of therapists and all that introspective wank.

*forgives all the narky cunts*

even Azra3l - a shimmering great pile of wank if ever there was (love you)

IN FACT I LOVE YOU ALL *gushes*

lets have a new QOTW to celebrate
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 9:45, closed)
This is a QotW comment Errr`
So are we to stop calling you a cnut now then?
(Neostenine's maker, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:19, closed)
This is a QotW comment dont be silly
i'll always be a cunt
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 10:30, closed)
This is a QotW comment Don't be daft,
that's clearly a pill, not a screw.
(I helped save b3ta! Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment @ fag hag
fair enough mrs - let me know if you ever need any shelves putting up ;-)
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:18, closed)
This is a QotW comment I thought
it was a cricket ball.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 is working with a bottle of purest yellow, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:34, closed)
This is a QotW comment Fair enough
Oi, Spimf. Yeah you!

You're a Cnut!

*Walks off feeling like it should have been funnier/funny*
(Neostenine's maker, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:54, closed)
This is a QotW comment It could be...
...a tastefully photographed coffee bean. Go on, flick it.

Flick the bean...

Hee hee.
(Neostenine's maker, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 11:55, closed)
This is a QotW comment It looks
like a pile of dead bodies to me but then ive always seem to see things differently. *sharpens knife*
(Raff the indelible, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:48, closed)
This is a QotW comment Brilliant
Looks like I timed taking you off ignore perfectly!
(I helped save b3ta! Raindance Work is inversely proportional to post-count, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 12:57, closed)
This is a QotW comment ^
you took me OFF ignore

was that wise?
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ has jacked it in, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:10, closed)
This is a QotW comment I thought it was...
...someone mooning out of the rear window of a bus going around a corner really fast on one set of wheels...but perhaps that says too much about me.
(Che Grimsdale More fridge-magnet than babe-magnet, Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:24, closed)
This is a QotW comment So did you use Paypal then?

(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman is just a little boy who likes to press buttons., Thu 26 Jun 2008, 13:47, closed)

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