Advice from Old PeopleSometimes, just sometimes, old people say something worth listening to. Ok, so it's like picking the needle out of a whole haystack of mis-remembered war stories, but those gems should be celebrated.
Tell us something worthwhile an old-type person has told you.
Note, we're leaving the definition of old up to you, you smooth-skinned youngsters.
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chthonic, Thu 19 Jun 2008, 16:16)
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both knob relatedtwo bits of advice I've been given that I will cherrish until my dying day -
1, when I asked an old fella why he only had three fingers he replied sagely "son, never stick you finger in a hole you wouldn't stick your cock in"
2, at a mates wedding and the father of the groom stood up and said "when my son asked me for advice on his up and coming marriage I said there is only one thing that my father told me before my wedding and that's never marry a woman with large hands - they make your cock look small" there was not a dry eye in the place and the grooms mother had to be physically restrained from hitting him.
told you both knob related.
(, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 20:48, closed)
Thank the lordso you mean its not that i actually have a tiny cock, just that my wife has enormous hands, right im off to celebrate
(, Tue 24 Jun 2008, 10:31, closed)
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