Home Sweet Home

( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 19:34, Reply)

All this talk of food there above is making me hungry.
Does anyone know how to clean coins that have been in your washing machine filter?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:24, Reply)

Coca cola
Allow to soak for 23 1/2 hrs.
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:29, Reply)

That is very precise, good sir.
They appear to be caked in brown dirt and are cleaning up... slowly. Flatmate was not impressed I nicked some of his Coke to do so though!
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:33, Reply)

No longer than 23 1/2 hours mind!
A whole 24 will constitute negligent coin abuse and you would face arrest and possible incarceration.
Don't mess with "the man"!
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:48, Reply)

I stick it to the Man on a daily basis.
I call it spending my breaks on Wikipedia and rickrolling my supervisors.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:52, Reply)

Save your valuable time
and just spend the dirty coins.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:32, Reply)

Good thinking there spakka...
A dirty coin is worth as much as a clean coin.
Unless we're talking antique coins...
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:35, Reply)

Shops are funny about them, though
in my experience :(
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:50, Reply)

just like your balls
soap and water
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:38, Reply)

But dirty coins are usually alot dirtier than dirty balls
or have you seen otherwise?
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:46, Reply)

I'll sooner stick a coin in my mouth than a dirty ball sack

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:01, Reply)

Is that the worst put-down you can come up with?
I've had worse, and considering my ballsack is clean and shiny, that is saying something.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:10, Reply)

*looks down pants*
Since when do I have balls?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:51, Reply)

Don't know
But if you find any brown sauce down there, that's also good for cleaning coins.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

I have none, sadly.
Will reggae reggae sauce do?
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 20:57, Reply)

You can borrow mine
They're no good to me any more, it appears.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:03, Reply)

Excellent, I need a new coin purse.

( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:12, Reply)

Hoost tha jaarn orn, Marrar?
How's the dogs?
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:09, Reply)

Dogs are fine
Here they are:-

my.fotopic.net/photo/0061439241/

A couple of weeks ago on a smashing walk.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:21, Reply)

That there link there appears to be borked...
Either that or it's my shitty wi-fi fucking up again.
I really cannot wait to move from this fucking house.
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:30, Reply)

I can't get into it either
So it's probably my ineptitude.

Picture two large hounds in autumnal sunshine - one brown, one black.

That's about it.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:34, Reply)

I imagine they look luvverly!
Do yo ever print your photos?
I have an Epson stylus printer which has produced some very nice results.
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:43, Reply)

Bought one the other week.
A quite astonishing technological leap of faith on my part.

I've been mucking about with it and printed a picture of quarter of a dog.

I really must stay in more.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:48, Reply)

C'MON this is the internet, Dave
you've got balls somewhere down there, I just KNOW IT
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:00, Reply)

No, but I did find my bus pass.

( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:05, Reply)

hahahaha

( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:07, Reply)

Winter is here,
this is a good, good thing.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:15, Reply)

I see
So you've obviously got your heating fixed then.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:23, Reply)

After a fashion.
And a working washing machine again, too! Plus no flatmate from next weekend. Woe.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:25, Reply)

Is that woe or woo?
You can get the warmer room if he's off.
(The 12 Disappointing days of Xmas The big fool says to push on, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:31, Reply)

Woe - he's good company
and buys me things occasionally. Like pizza. I do get his bed though!
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:40, Reply)

Calm down Kristopher
She's just got loose fitting pants. That's all.
( mistaspakkaman - overstimulated, overwhelmed and over the top., Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:31, Reply)

I am MC Hammer
AICMFP.
( Maladicta happy Christmas yer arse, I pray God it's our last, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:53, Reply)

What day is it?
I think I have lost touch...
( blaireau69.1 0.1 better than blaireau69, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 21:35, Reply)