Snigger
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/scotland/glasgow_and_west/8342056.stm

2 things stand out for me, here:

1) it's in the 'Tron Theatre' which is pretty smart
2) it's part of the 'Glasgay!' festival. Christ alive (literally)
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 14:56, Reply)

Hi Monty!

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:05, Reply)

How's it going?!!

(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

I DON'T KNOW!?!?!!?111ELEVEN

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

People protest for anything,
they're stupid.
(Psyc-Ho-Ho-Ho-Chomp **bearer of the waki crown**, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:10, Reply)

Publicity stunt.
Don't these idiots realise that the best way of 'protesting' is to ignore the bloody thing. Yeah The Tron theatre is ok, went for a meal there a few times...bit poncey, and they do lot of minority issue based stuff...like Lithuanian Amputee Crochet Evenings and what not.

Had Leffe on draught, which was nice.
(Cancer Joyeux Noel was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:13, Reply)

You're the transsexual jesus

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:14, Reply)

I read that in the style of Depeche Mode

(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

hahahaha

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

did they have light cycles?

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:16, Reply)

very light cycles
so the transexual jesuses can lift them up the stairs
(Cancer Joyeux Noel was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

Like al's?

( The Light In Giftwrap won't play poker with the Skull Spark Joker, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:23, Reply)

Obviously they aren't THAT gay

( Monkeysex You can't box zombies, you fool, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

possibly gayer than al's
but i can't be sure
(Cancer Joyeux Noel was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:29, Reply)

There is a girl across the road from work walking around in roller skates.
She's probably between 23-25 years old.
Should I throw rocks at her for being weird?
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:20, Reply)

why is that weird?
or is she walking, rather than skating?
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:22, Reply)

If she were skating I would have wrote "she's skating around" and that wouldn't be weird would it?
She's unloading a van and folding clothes out on the gravel drive and walking around in her roller skates.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

ok, then that is weird

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

punch her in the face
Just to be sure.
(Monty Boyce : the voice of reason as always, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:27, Reply)

*Endorses*

( Davros' Granddad booked a holiday, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 16:00, Reply)

After being exposed to
"New Wave Hookers" when i was about 13, i automatically relate rollerskates on a grown woman to rampant chimpsex. Add some pigtails and a lollipop for instant relief.






*nips to toilet*
(Cancer Joyeux Noel was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:24, Reply)

reminiscent of Rollergirl
from Boogie Nights


mmmm, Heather Graham
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:26, Reply)

okay, that would be equally weird but slightly more exciting...and arousing.
but she's wearing some weird skirt/parachute pants combo and leggings with tube socks pulled up
I won't even try to describe her hair.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:32, Reply)

all of the things you have described are quite odd
I suggest getting her committed
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:34, Reply)

She was outside painting a large portion of cardboard advertising puppies
I'm thinking she's trying to come off as eccentric but is actually coming off as looking like a crackhead.
( Kristine doesn't want a fucking christmas name, you cunt, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

you should knock some sense into her

( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)

she could be bald
it wouldn't matter...

roller skates - check
tube socks - check
minge-hole - probably



*wipes*


my job here is done.
(Cancer Joyeux Noel was short lived, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:35, Reply)

that's just....
delightful
( Festivipros you caught my nose in your left castanet, love, Wed 4 Nov 2009, 15:44, Reply)